My new favourite thing in resident evil remastered (on all ports I believe) is instead of using the password “ADA” on the laboratory computer, if you type “MOLE”, you get this little easter egg:
Oh, I do. Shall the goddess try to outwit her god? *he gasps at the kissing, quickly going breathless. he’s not as ticklish as she is, but she knows his sensitive spots*
-Loki
*she stops just once to purr in his ear* She shall. *with a giggle, she continues kissing around his ear and neck, then down to his collarbone - letting her breath tickle just as much as the kisses, and indeed, her fingers, which now drag slowly, agonizingly down to his hip* What was that, love? Did you say something?
wtf was the end of the midnight sky they were like guess it’s just us and then sat there awkwardly as all hell like you’ve got a child on the way i think you’re past the awkward teenage stage by now
a/n: I know I haven’t written in a long time but I still have loads of requests from my drabble challenge so I’m going to start making my way through those. Thank you for the reader who requested this for Brian (#76 “Please put your penis away.”)
Brian wasn’t sure what it was that attracted him so much to you. It was strange really, the two of you had been friends for years and years, and only now had this change occurred to him. It was something in the way that you walked that made his legs shake, and something in the way that you laughed that made as heart feel weak. In this moment however, all these feelings were exemplified. You through the dressing room curtain aside and stunned him to silence. All he could do was admire the way that you looked in the slim fit outfit, looking as though you could make people feint with a simple wink.
“That looks great,” says Jae, clapping his hands together in approval.
You grinned at him and spun on your heels to show the entire outfit. It did truly look incredible, even though anything that you wore look incredible, Brian thought.
“What do you think Brian?” You asked, eyes widening as she waited for approval from her best friend.
“Yeah, yeah… It looks great, it looks… Amazing” the astonishment that he felt clearly showed on his face, because you seem satisfied and grinned. You nodded, then drew the curtain back and disappeared behind it.
“please put your penis away and start thinking with your brain,” Jae chuckled, “you’ve almost got (y/n) I think you’re fit written on your forehead.”