#so does tiktok

[nomatopeya]

"Functional" eye

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #captain 3 #inkling #agent 3 #inkling girl #I am back #twitter keeps getting worse and worse #so does tiktok #this place is pretty peaceful tbh #drew my wife my babygirl my love my honey my sweetie my everything my stinky

[r0semultiverse]

The code at the end of the credits in the FNAF movie spells "COME FIND ME" btw for those without captions.

#seeming to confirm a sequel... also matthew lillard allegedly has a 3 picture deal with blumhouse & universal too 👀👀👀 #my partner & I watched it on secret sites <3 #no i won't snitch so you can get tiktok to get the site taken down lol #also the marionette AKA the puppet box theme was in the credits #Garrett Schmidt is that you?? William Afton's first kill?? #we'll see what the movie continuity does I'll make a separate post about this stuff & the fnaf 2 animatronics #I have so much I wanna talk about #Vanessa being peepaw springtraps daughter was an interesting take #also we never saw Abby's imaginary friend 👀👀👀 #mine #op #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's 2023 #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie spoilers

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Raise your hand if you and your husband had a long discussion about not needing to do renovations to your kitchen every time you’re bored and you both agree that it’s too soon to get new cabinets only for him to get new cabinets anyways. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done that?

Steve: Oh ho ho, Daddy Warbucks, why don’t you tell everybody that your cheap ass has so much money that you didn’t even notice thirty thousand dollars come out of your bank account?

Eddie: You spent thirty thousand dollars on cabinets?

Steve: No…. I spent twenty thousand.

Eddie, accepting facts: When did you even have them installed?

Steve: When your ‘long weekend in Los Angeles’ turned into two weeks

Eddie:

Eddie: Call me daddy again

Steve: No

#Eddie does not look at his bank statement. He never has and he never will #Steve pays their bills #Steve was one of those kids that collected commemorative coins (his dad’s hobby) so Eddie just assumed he’s good with finances #Steve’s just like: Do you want to live in a house or home Eddie?? #Steve: A home has nice cabinets #Eddie: … a home #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[serglesinner]

recently I've been infected by her and it's bad

#like it's BAD it's severe #the part that upsets me is that her brain works the exact same way mine does. i just don't speak #also the Donald Trump impression clips.... #i had her podcast running while i was working on art and kept having to stop bc my hand #was so unsteady bc i kept cracking. #and she's really making me appreciate straight woman culture btw. ally #video #tiktok

[aimseytv]

stop letting people tell you that you have to be a certain amount of gay or trans just to be considered either. you are just the right amount, so don’t let people push you into a weird box

#does this make sense #i hope so #this is a shoutout to the tiktok comments who think i am not “trans enough” to be on the trans spectrum #shut up #plus ratio

[ghcstao3]

civilian au with born-deaf simon. and johnny whose favourite bit to do with his partner is getting him to guess what things sound like even though he’s always completely off the mark

the best times are when johnny asks simon to try and do an impression of people’s voices, and while he’s usually wrong to varying extents—for whatever reason, his price imitation is almost spot-on. it’s hilarious (price is offended but also impressed)

then after all laughs are had, certain sounds simon will ask johnny to describe, if he’s really curious. and johnny will always happily oblige and do his best, be it through words and signs, or tapping/scratching/drawing patterns on simon’s skin, or anything else he can think of

#first part inspired by a girl on tiktok that does it with her sister #and it’s always so funny #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #ghoap #alternate universe

[l3viat8an]

Satan in nightbringer-

“Please stick your finger through the bars of my enclosure! Please! PleASE PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!! I PROMISE I WONT BITE YOU AGAIN!! PLEASE!! I AM FRIENDLY AND ENTIRELY NON-THREATENING!!!”

#ro’s dumb stuff tag #he’s a little crazy but he’s hot so it’s alright xd #obey me! #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer! #obmswd #om! #obey me satan #obmswd satan #obey me nightbringer satan #om! satan #obey me imagines #obey me? shall we date! #yes this is bc I saw a John Doe fanart video with that sound on TikTok 😇

[greencarnation]

I went to an Ilan Pappé talk yesterdays - I really recommend his books if you've not checked them out already. He's arguably one of the worlds leading experts on Zionism and the "Israel"-Palestine conflict, so obviously everything he said was great, but what I want to highlight:

Someone asked him if he thought the protests and petitions and calling you reps and shit would work, and he said no, it never will. It's still important to do that but the powerful will never surrender their power to the powerless just because they ask for it. Asking the UK and the US to cut ties with their imperial outpost in the Middle East is like asking an animal to gnaw off it's own limb - it won't do it unless its only other choice is dying completely.

So who does have the power to put a stop to this, we asked. The working class of the imperial core. That's us, and we are the most powerful people in the world right now, because this war machine can't function without us. Movements like this can only be built from the ground up, so stop looking to the government and start looking to your community. We need to make it more unprofitable to support Israel than it is to cut ties with it.

This is a call to action. The people HAVE the power, and we have to use it. Yes, that's you. Contact your trade union, your workplace, your school, your church, your university. Your friends, family, any connections you have. As many people on board as possible, with one goal: shut it down. Take direct action now.

#were seeing this all over the world so i know we know all this but it bears repeating #stop lamenting on how you wish you could do more. you can #the power is with you #we have to stop begging the government and take it into our own hands #idk we could do so much more #your voice matters it really reallt does #also don't let yourself get distracted #i keep seeing that thing w the watermelon filter on tiktok that apparently raises money #and like sure do that if u have a second #but it isn't really helping palestine because none of that money is getting through #its just another thing keeping you distracted #idk man #ill make a post more abt direct action and shit and what you can do in your community #and what to push for in your school uni ect #anyway yeah #palestine #gaza #israel #free palestine #ilan pappe #mine

[gunstellations]

old man(dragon) yaoi

#wriolette #my art #genshin impact #no buy why does wrio look lile miyamamo but specifically from his twink dancing tiktoks #i still dont ACTUALLY ship them that much???? i just want good things for neuvi and ive latched onto wrios character like #in a thats my guy. i picked him so you cant pick him kind of way. not exactly kinning but yes

[biracy]

Once u learn to be critical of rhetoric that relies on associating [supposed bad thing] with some form of psychological and/or neurological "damage", u really notice just how prevalent it is on here. Everyone you don't like is delusional, they're insane, they have brain damage, they need to Check The Carbon Monoxide Detectors, they need to Get Help and Go To Therapy, [form of media and/or communication] is literally brain poison, they've had their attention spans destroyed, they're "small brain" or "smooth brain" or "brain dead" or whatever. So many people on here remain seemingly incapable of criticizing someone's actions or views without needing to insinuate that the "problem" is neurological, "in the brain", unchangeable, fundamental. I should not have to explain why it is insensitive, nonconstructive, and oftentimes straight-up ableist to tell someone that they must have "brain damage" because you got into an argument with them online.

#this is what i'm criticizing when i criticize how people on here talk abt tiktok btw. bc eeeeveryone likes to ignore that #i have never said that tiktok does not affect society. it is the specific language of 'brain poison' that i need to call out #open mick night #beck and i have been talking abt this a bit and i think it's important #so many discourses lately but particularly a lot of 'anti ai' posting seems to rely so heavily on the rhetorical employment of #'brain dead' or even that one post that called people who use chatgpt essays 'mentally slow'. and i cannot ignore that

[littlemut]

#🇳🇵 #and ​it really does #they are just so based i might kiss them on the mouth #nepal #i mean it’s all in the flag #they’re so good at being their wonderful self we should all learn a little something from them #tiktok #tiktok hate #death to tiktok #death to short form video content

[cieric-of-chaos]

there's nothing worse than seeing people headcanon your favorite character as a "sw*ftie"

#THEY WOULD NEVER ISTEN TO THAT #it's so scary everytime i see my fav character and that woman's name on the same sentence #it's so frustrating...like stop.. please Wanda Maximoff would not listen to that #who do i have to kill to stop seeing that stupid headcanon.... it's everywhere #Matt Murdock DOES NOT listen to Taylor swift...tiktok needs to stopp #FREE SATOSUGU FROM T*YLOR SWIFT SONG #I don't want to see wanda and that blonde bitch in the same video ever again #wtf #wanda Maximoff #anti taylor swift #anti swifties #marvel #fandom #geto suguru #gojo Satoru #jujutsu kaisen #headcanon #wanda maximoff headcanons #wanda maximoff x reader #fuck taylor swift #taylor swift #matt Murdock #daredevil #fandom critical #wanda ramblings

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, on a live-stream: Steve is a master at making a situation as awkward as possible and it’s not even an accident. He does it on purpose.

Steve: It’s the easiest way to get someone to leave. Everybody wants to see something embarrassing. No one wants to be a part of it.

Eddie: Yeah, for example. One time I got pulled over for speeding and Steve told the cop - unprompted, I was going to take the ticket - that the reason we were speeding was because I was about to shit my pants.

Eddie: Which, ha ha ha. You’ve used that one before, whatever. We were coming home from the park and the park we went to at the time, hid their trash cans so you could never find them.

Eddie: So he makes things infinitely more mortifying for me by holding up a doggie bag of dog shit and said that I had already had one accident.

Steve: Didn’t get a ticket though, did you? You’re welcome.

Eddie: I’m not thanking you!

Steve: I think I’ve actually perfected getting people to go away. I’m really good at it.

Eddie: Yeah, as evident by your entire childhood.

Steve:

Eddie: I’m so sorry. I don’t know why I said that.

#Steve: *picks up phone* #Eddie: Who are you calling? Don’t call Robin #Steve: I’m calling Joyce and telling her what you said #Eddie is not easily embarrassed so if Steve sees an opportunity he’s taking it #Steve is easily embarrassed and Eddie does embarrass him all the time so it’s actually retribution #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[scarlett-fever]

the epic highs and lows of total drama yaoi shipping

and myfav td au ever.❤️

#the tiktok fandom revival is genuinely so scary i miss when alenoah felt like the mass hallucination of td tumblr #jk i kinda love it. #td high #does anyone remember😅 #igore the inconsistencies of noah's color pallet #some were made of my phone and some on my ipad #total drama #td fanart #td #my art #nowen #alenoah #td noah #td owen #alejandro burromuerto #td gwen

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#农村媳妇菲利丝 #douyin #video #tiktok #chinese life #lao li is the videographer and then xiao liu is a neighbor #the dad does manual labor beyond the village i think so he's never in the videos #but he looks pretty much exactly like the grandpa but younger lol

[lunar-years]

royjamiekeeley take Phoebe to the glasgow willy wonka chocolate factory experience. Jamie was the one to book the tickets after seeing the online adverts, thinking it would be a fun surprise. After they arrive and the whole thing is such utter shit, Keeley pulls the ad up on her phone to "make sure this is it" and she and Roy see that basically every word is horrifyingly misspelt and the whole thing is complete AI gibberish. Keeley, gently, is all "oh, Jamie..." about it. Meanwhile Roy has stolen Phoebe's single designated jelly bean to lob it at Jamie's head. He also steals Jamie fourth-cup portion of lemonade. Someone recognizes Roy and Jamie and now the whole place is lined up to take pictures of their kids with the famous footballers, because at least that's something more worthy of their 35 pounds than the actual event. Between groups, Roy attempts to murder Jamie with his eyes for putting him through this torment, but he also can't say no to taking endless pictures and signing endless autographs because these are fucking kids. It's not their fault the event is rubbish and Roy's boyfriend is an idiot and put them there. Keeley is busy apologizing profusely to all the actors for her boyfriends' drawing attention away from their "really good, no seriously" performances. She also offers them advice on what to say to the press when they almost certainly come poking around.

Later, Phoebe tells her mother it was an incredible day. She got an absolutely mint picture with The Unknown and wants it framed.

#the locker room goes mad upon realizing roy and jamie were actually there. they GRILL jamie for all the details at training #he later does a tiktok testimonial of his firsthand on-the-ground experience #royjamiekeeley #roy kent #jamie tartt #keeley jones #phoebe o'sullivan #ted lasso #(i went to a nice steakhouse for family dinner and drank way too much wine so now yall get my ot3 meme shitposts <3) #(you're welcome <33)