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#snzfuckers
nostrildamus · 29 days
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I think my allergies are ramping up the intensity this year or something because today I am sneezing sneezing, and like they've been coming over me with completely no notice. will keep y'all updated 😳
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veersnz · 5 months
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The night is dark and full of fevers 💀 (or what running a temperature above 39°C for several hours feels like: for all of those who are curious and into it xD)
Your scalp and skin feel overly sensitive ? It's like every sense is heightened and everything is too much, light, sound, everything.
The thirst. You'll feel like drinking every 15 minutes.
Sweat, sweat and more sweat- You'll be drenched by the end of it (I had to change my damn bedsheets 💀)
Your heart will be beating crazy fast and you'll be out of breath from just moving in bed (turns out that anime trope of a character gasping for air while running a fever is actually not too far from reality xD)
Did I mention sweating-
Needless to say your head feels like it might explode with every cough or sneeze
The body aches 💀 they're vile (even my hands hurt wtf xD)
Also something pretty crazy, your skin and body feel like they're on fire but you're still shivering (imagine getting goosebumps while feeling hot all over, it's definitely really weird)
Your stomach won't be very calm either, expect some discomfort
Your decision-making skills and overall brain functions are out of order (I couldn't think straight and had to ask my mom to repeat herself several times to make sure I understood what she meant xD also I cried because I dropped a tissue on the ground and couldn't pick it up 💀)
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littlefeathers123 · 5 days
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Concept: sneezy girl in a sundress using the hem to sneeze into-
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farthertothemoon · 20 days
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A shivery sickie with a sneezy red nose whimpering as their partner gently lifts them up, helping them out of their clothes. The caretaker coos softly at sniffly sickie, carrying them to a nice hot steamy bath.
The caretaker lowers their partner into the warm water, with a soft "there we go baby, doing so well... good..."
The sickie whines as the heat soaks into their bones... but also as the steam enters their sensitive nostrils.
"HhH!" They hitch suddenly, their reddened, glistening nostrils twitching. Caretaker looks on at their itchy partner, and then at the slowly rising steam. They sigh and lean forward, planting a soft kiss on the sickie's twitching nose.
The sickie hitches loudly and vocally before dissolving into a thick "hhH'gGSHUuwhh! Ng'SHuUuWhh!!"
They pause, stuck in their sick misery as a third sneeze teeters on the edge of release. The sickie hitches and whines, blindly pawing at their partner. Caretaker reaches forward once more, flicking the sickie's inflamed, mess-ridden nose.
The poor sick baby's head rears back and snaps forward as they release a horribly desperate "EeEEhHh'GGhhSHuUUhhh!!" directly into the steamy bathwater. They slump down back into the water, panting heavily.
"There we go baby, that better?" The caretaker smiles softly down at their exhausted partner. Their partner just sniffles in response.
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mochisnz · 1 month
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(more nsfw below)
you know the perfume you’re wearing makes them itchy, but it’s not quite enough to coax out a sneeze and that’s exactly why you’re wearing it. you made sure to run it through your hair and rub it into your neck just for this occasion. you’re riding them. burying your face in their neck and making sure your hair lays across their face, making them breathe in your carefully chosen scent.
their harsh breaths start to catch on the mess building in their nose and their moans become thick with congestion. it’s not long before the sounds coming from their mouth become laced with hitches and laboured breathing.
“hh-hih! hiihh- guhhh…” the tickle subsides, just as you had planned. you know teasing their nose turns both of you on.
“tell me how it feels, baby.” you whisper into their ear, making sure your hair continues whisking around their face and poking their nostrils.
“haahh.. it-it-hh it tickles.”
“show me where.”
they remove their hands from your hips and trace their sinuses up to the bridge of their nose. “all through here. it burns. i want tohh! hihh- hahh! sneeze.”
“why don’t you sneeze then, baby?” you feign confusion, all the while continuing to ride them, eating up their delicious moans and hitches.
“iihh want to.” they grab your hair and press it into their face, breathing in deeply, only to set off another series of hitching, desperate gasps with no happy ending. “i want to so bad. please help me.”
“what if i did… this.” you grab a small piece of your hair and trace their flaring, red nostrils, just barely teasing the inside of their nose. the reaction is immediate and strong. if you keep going they will sneeze. so you stop, pinching their nose shut and letting the mess wet your fingers.
“hih! hih-hih! pl-please! put it back in.” they grab at your hair desperately, trying to put it back in their nose with hands shaking from both pleasure and the burning need to sneeze.
“ah, ah, ah. only i’m allowed to do that.” you grab the stands of hair from their hand and insert them into their nose. “i’m feeling generous today. let’s get those sneezes out of your poor nose.”
“oh-! oh my-hh-hih! hih! hih! i’m going to sn-ihHTTchhiu! tchu!tchu!chu’chu-tch’chu!” you grind down on them with each sneeze and hitch, bringing their body closer to the relief their nose is getting with every sneeze and thrust.
Their sneezing subsides and so does your movement. They whimper and grip your hips as you take the hair back to their nostrils. You’re both going to have fun tonight.
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fetishccinealfredo · 11 days
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behold, a thought that's inhabitated my singular brain cell:
✨sneezy men in suits!✨
a man in a suit, blowing his poor, stuffed up nose as he suffers a terrible, terrible, head cold.
a man in a suit, sneezing wetly into his sleeve as hay-fever takes a hold on him.
a man in a suit, fighting a huge sneeze, holding back; just for you.
the list goes on & on.....
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dampsleeves · 18 days
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Ima try one more time then I give up 💀☝🏽… maybe it needs emojis? (// mature content)
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There, this SHOULD do it 👍🏽
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Someone is laying on their partner, finally comfortable for the first time in days after coming down with the cold to end all colds.
But, suddenly, their nose disturbs the peace — nostrils flaring, sinuses tingling, and breath fluttering.
“Ih-! HIH-!”
In a moment of desperation, they crane their neck to the side, covering their nose and mouth with their arm.
“iiiih’PTKKKSH!”
They groan in pain. Now their neck is sore, their head is pounding, and they feel dizzy. Their partner clucks their tongue and pets the poor sickie’s head.
“Aw, baby…just let it out, okay? I’m probably gonna get sick anyway.”
Before the sickie could refuse, they feel another sneeze coming on.
“I’b…HIH-!”
Their partner pushes the sickie’s head into their chest, letting them sneeze into their shirt. The sickie sniffles, settling down again.
“See?” their partner says. “Doesn’t that feel better?”
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warmasf · 1 month
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Currently obsessing over the idea of someone rubbing their nose before sneezing, a full, indulgent, vigorous rub, but that just isn’t enough to stop them from sneezing. Even better, someone rubbing and massaging their nose after a sneeze, only to sneeze AGAIN. Like ughhhh all that rubbing and begging not to sneeze, all useless in the face of such a fierce itch and a nose that just desperate needs to sneeze.
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brandnewcouch · 1 month
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there is something so violently hot about muffling a sneeze into a blanket
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weirdshitandthings · 3 months
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sneezing while hiding but you’re a snzfucker pressed between two people allergic to dust. The one in front of you sneezing so strongly that it’s stirring up more dust, which sets off the person pressed against your back. And you’re really trying not to absolutely rut against the legs pressed up against you, but it’s such a tight space and you can’t help but seek more pressure….
eventually the one in front (who is far too loud) needs to stifle into your chest to muffle the sound. You can’t help it anymore- you’re practically sitting on the thigh of the person behind you and it’s all too easy to lean into it. Now you’re having trouble muffling sounds of your own.
the person behind you doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, both of them figure it out pretty quickly and don’t seem to mind multitasking being quiet and helping you ;)
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blushingsneeze · 3 months
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His hand cupped around the back of her head as he pulled her to her chest.
“What ar-.” She started to ask.
He sneezed freely over her shoulder, she felt the spray mist over her skin. A deliciously soupy sniffle was all he was able to manage before he sneezed again. This one had been wetter and more productive if she had to base it on sound alone. She tried to lean away to check but his hand kept her face pressed firmly against his chest.
“D-don’t look.” He said through hitching gasps before jerking against her. His other hand moved to cover the lower half of his face as he flushed in embarrassment as mess started to leak down and settle in his Cupid’s bow.
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mochisnz · 3 months
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the vanillas strike again with the out of pocket shit
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clovesnz · 4 months
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Found a comment on an insta post about “weirdly romantic” experiences that reads like the plot of a snzfic 😭
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Just to add the growing pile of “vanillas gone wild” posts lol
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4108927 · 16 days
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need to get them so dazed during a fit that when i tell them how sneezy or tickly they are, they nod instinctively
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sf-libet · 3 months
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this was on my mind
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