#snake expert

[reptileparties]

Do not copy this at home! Raymond Hoser is the snake expert. 

See here with the world’s deadliest snakes and he managed to survive picking them up without a bite.

Raymond Hoser is the world’s best snake catcher, best snake handler and the most recognized snake expert on the planet.

#raymond hoser #snake expert #snake catcher #snake handler #deadliest snakes #bite

[astraeaqutie]

sillays,,,,,,

#metal gear #metal gear solid #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #otasune #snotacon #the second doodle was inspired by me finding out that theres yugioh cards inspired by snake and otacon #*snake voice* hrrggh otacon. they turned me into a ''yoo ge oh'' card called tactical espionage expert #leileilei #lei art

[gayvampyr]

i wish people wouldn't feel the need to offer unsolicited (& uninformed) advice/opinions on other people's pets

#im wary of sharing pictures of my snake because people inevitably offer up their ''expert opinion'' on whatever they think im doing wrong #despite the fact that the likely furthest extent of their expertise is a quora forum they found in a google search #like my vet is a reptile specialist and literally said that his enclosure is perfectly fine and suited for the type of python he is and yet #still randos online will ''um ackshually'' me #mind ya business

[kirexa]

Obsessed with this color of animal

#animals #light pink #GORGEOUS #kiri snakes 🐍★💛 #the second snake might be an edited picture....? something feels off. i found it on Pinterest #snakes #leopard gecko #<- if anyone wants to tell me that that is not infact a leopard gecko pls do lol #pink fairy armadillo #armadillo #fish #snakeblr #reptblr #bird #birdblr #i need to consult the bird expert if she knows what kinda bird that is... #is that a betta fish??? idk man #betta fish #TELL ME IF I GET SOMETHING WRONG BTW #i feel like im overtagging but im obsessed okay #fav

[lives4lovesworld]

Daenerys could literally be the devil reincarnated and it is still infeasible for her to be the one to torch King's Landing;

A desperate Cersei (who is essentially a female!Aerys), a violent hord of religious zealots, two (rightfully) blood-thirsty sand snakes, the tyrells and lannisters about to be at each other's throats, shady Qyburn doing gods know what, are all IN King's Landing. A cocky would-be claimant is marching with deadly-infected, nothing-to-lose, bell-triggered Jon who-regrets-burning-a-city Connington TOWARDS it, and murderous crazy newly crowned Euron Greyjoy lusts for the Iron Throne.

Yet according to the ✨smart book experts✨all these plots will apparently freeze and these murderous hotheads will patiently wait for Daenerys to speed run through all of her essosi plots; travel to Vaes Dothrak, gather all the khalassars, travel to Meereen by horse pace, fight the war against the slavers, deal with Victarion, the Iron fleet and the Dragonbinder, deal with Viserion and Rhaegal being loose, Quentyn's death and his remaining companions, Yunkai and its allies, burn the dead from the pale mare and the war, divide fiends from foes, which the later includes her husband and the Green Grace (tho both could be dead by the time Daenerys returns) meet Red Priest Moqorro and Maester Marwyn, hear about Azor Ahai and the Others, meet Tyrion Lannister, face Jorah Mormont again, hear from Illyiro and Varys's many schemes, mend the wounds of her people, get a large enough fleet to carry her host somewhere and cross half of the world (a journey for which Tyrion and Quentyn needed an enitre book) with a bus stop at Volantis, where she will likely meet Benerro and The Widow At The Waterfront and council the slave revolt, etc... so she is The One™ to barbecue King's Landing since *checks note*... itS sO SUbvErsIve, but also; iTs bEen bUilT uP to ThAT sInCe Aegon’s Conquest. 🤡

#the audacity #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #✨vent time✨ #fandom wank #daenerys targaryen #fuck dany antis #the experts in question; 🐢dumbkween 🦋 and ms. lannister"(dAny wiLl chOse- BITCH I know this must be really hard to grasp for someone that #lack basic reading comprehension but SHE ALREADY DID THAT LIKE 482 TIMES) #also another brand new concept; P A C I N G (ever heard of it?) #like OMG can one dany anti FOR ONCE make basic commen sense? #not all idiots are dany antis but (apparently) all dany antis are idiots #watch them change KL to Oldtown the way these 🤡s changed the water garden to KL #In these speculations Jon Connington and (f) Aegon either just seemed to sit in the Stormlands forever or need three years to get to King's #Landing. OR they conquered the 7K in 2 months no biggie. Euron just endlessly floats in the ocean #Cersei will just look out of a window for #84 years OR die IMMEDIATELY. The sand snake the zealots the two hostile armies just magically disappear or become brainless pawns.

[ufolvr]

Ok. Funniest thing about mmbn to me is how the navi versions of my favorite guys give off insanely different vibes from the ogs.

Like Elecman.exe is the poster child for scary autism. Snakeman.exe is an annoying fucking pest. Plantman.exe is insane. And so on and so forth.

#snake has like... hes got such a weird personality to pin down #hes laid back and easygoing but also mischievous and stubborn as fuck. a good friend but a hard one to get if that makes sense #snake.exe however is a piece of shit who only exists to fuck with you and make your life worse and also tell horrible jokes #elec and plant are easier to explain. elec.exe is like •_• and plant.exe is an expert at manipulation just bc #📡 incoming transmission 📡 #mmbn

[felixravinstills]

I think it’s kinda fun that Felix must have curled his hair for the Reaping

#ignore me I just need to send the thought away from me #I said this out loud to a friend and they told me that they were sure no one thinks about this man more than me… I hold out hope there is #he’s just my silly guy and I’m imagining him waking up early for someone to go and use a curling wand on him #like they don’t look like he used rollers but idk I’m not a hair expert. all I do is scrunch and air dry my hair lol #felix ravinstill #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #abyssal stuff #abyssal rambles

[theflyingkipper]

Snakes?

Sorry for potentially scaring everyone XD I was starting to fall asleep and then got up in a panic to check on my Little Guys

Earlier today, my dad and I were doing yard work and found a snake burrow. Unfortunately, most of the snakes had frozen to death :[ (I understand some snakes do hibernate, but many of them were decayed) It was going to get freezing again tonight, so we picked up the living snakes, of which there were only 2, and we're keeping them inside so they don't end up like their siblings

They are very small and like to curl around my fingers for warmth. I named them Gordon (smaller, darker one) and Flying Scotsman (larger, lighter one) since they're two survivors of what used to be a larger group

#I am not an expert but I know these guys arent venomous #there Are venomous snakes where I live but I can identify them #me talking #asks #snakes #tw snakes #tw animal death #also: I do not plan on keeping them as pets #i do not have the necessary resources for that #ill release them when its warmer #which should hopefully be tomorrow

[dolly-macabre]

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I call this one: I really want a cigarette but I'm trying to quit so I'm gonna live through this bitch

Reference image:

#mtl oc #dolly macabre #dahlia birkett #metalocalypse #my mtl #dollym.art #smokes let's go #snakes n barrels era #i have an obsession with ugly colored things from the 70s/80s #drawing that stove fucking sucked #I'm also no phone drawing expert

[theclaravoyant]

[I/D] What would the night sky look like if we could see ultraviolet? Blue light is scattered so much so that the sky looks almost entirely blue. Ultraviolet light is scattered even more than normal blue light, so if you could see it, it would make the world even bluer. It would be like the atmosphere suddenly got thicker and hazy, a blueish haze hanging around everywhere. [end I/D]

I am not emotional about snake vision I am not emotional about snake vision I am not emotional about

#crowley #aziracrow #good omens #disclaimer i am not an expert in snake vision i just did some googling and gave myself The Feelings #about a snake demon and his (in)ability(?) to see his stars #and hey what else do we know.... that is blue...

[genderdryad]

shii/rad/fear princess femme greyaroace wanian nukegender transafeminine bi woman flag!

pls credit me if you use- thnx!

#shii rad fear #princess femme #greyaroace #wanian #transafeminine #bi #woman #shii rad fear princess femme greyaroace wanian transafeminine bi woman #oc #made for one of my fallout ocs. uwu #her name- and title- is Inquisitor Jade Mori :3 #shii's a part of the Children of Atom. and yes shii's with Richter. #anyway fear's been fun to play in f4 <3 #nothing but radiation damage is fun. #i think shii runs around with ultimatum?? the creation club 10mm from the tunnel snakes one?? #oh and a radium rifle. and a gamma gun #haven't actually gotten to far harbor yet....and yes i am gonna fuck up far harbor. and maybe also dima. #also shii's a robotics expert. just runs around with the robots shii's made. #personal favorite to run around with is Atom's Wrath :3<3 #he's a sentry bot

[medicaldoctordana]

I do love Glen Morgan and James Wong's team writing. Their last episode was Never again before their return in season 10...

Not me typing this post and wanting to fact check myself and listing all of their episodes that the two of them wrote and finding they are actually some of the most fucked up and absolute wild x-files episodes that exist. Yes a couple are hits but holy heck these two guys wrote all THOSE episodes!!!!!

Never Again

TFWID

Home

Die Hand Die Verletzt

One Breath

Little Green Men

Tooms

E.B.E.

Beyond the Sea

Ice

Shadows

Squeeze

Blood

3

Musings of CSM

Home Again

This

Founder's Mutation

Ghouli

(Nothing Lasts Forever)

#glen morgan #james wong #it makes sense now why no one voted for them lol #the x files #some of these episodes ARE very good episodes but they are also very out there and out of the box episodes #which to me is classic x files so i love and accept them #i know some of you have ur attachments to tfwid but that episode is not for me at all #home is the most fucked up but i also will watch that episode due to the impact it had on television in the 90's and how grotesque it is #DHDV is the snake one right the snake lady with the cult thing? #one breath... need i say anything? what was that #LGM yes sexy cute mulder but also wtf guys that ep threw a huge wrench in the mythology #Squeeze & tooms okay Eugene a legend but very fucked up! In a good fun way! #e.b.e. is just silly fun from what i remember might just be the bts footage for filming that ep that i love sm #beyond the sea another well loved ep that is simply not for me i do not care for it #ice <3 #shadows <3 #blood was bad?? I think??? #3 we dont need to talk about i find it to be very boring #musings of csm.... no thanks #and im no expert on season 10 or 11 but i think only this and nlf were good of those ones.

[bi-ocelot]

Hey does anyone remember that one time I drew a Minecraft dating sim? Anyways I’m back on my BS. This is the creeper-coded bachelor, or better said: a creeper gijinka lmao.

#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft gijinka #creeper #minecraft creeper #creeper gijinka #ocedraws #minecraft dating sim #fun fact: the snake tattoo is a cover up for a massive burn scar from a creeper explosion #He’s also the local explosive expert for the mining community in the area #He likes playing with fire #Kaedyn #He’s also pan if you couldn’t tell from the patch #each patch is also a cover up for all the burn holes from working cause he does not wear his uniform

[everykabuto]

#YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER SNAKE EXPERT... #naruto #kabuto #kabuto yakushi #mangacap #everykabuto #fourth shinobi world war: climax #chapter 579

[snakemanaustralia]

The snake man Raymond Hoser has bred his Tiger Snakes again! - Make that twice for 2023.

This is some of the 14 babies that were born (excluding five stillborn) and all 14 are going gang-busters as of the time this image was taken, being a month after birth. The snakes are massive and all roughly 10 inches long, making them absolutely HUGE for their age.

Snakeman Raymond Hoser is the word’s foremost expert on venomous snakes!

Learn more at http://www.snakeman.com.au

#Tiger Snakes #Raymond Hoser #snake man #snakeman #Hoser #venomous snakes #expert

[captainjonnitkessler]

Re: my last reblog I googled it and it turns out you can’t own bush vipers because they’re “incredibly venomous” and their bites lead to “severe hemorrhaging”. What sort of cruel and capricious universe would evolve such adorable mini-dragons and then tell me I can’t have one

#i would be lying if i didn't say #that for one split second #i considered devoting the rest of my life to becoming an expert snake handler just to be able to get one #snakes