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kenyizsuartblog · 19 days
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LoL - Skarner Is Right
"Oh man, I wonder if I'll draw other champions from this game later down the line"
<proceeds to have an idea that requires half the goddamn roster>
Famous last words, huh?
Real talk, delete that last sentence from the final paragraph of Skarner's bio:
"The only one Skarner can trust is himself, and he'll do anything it takes to protect Ixtal and its people. Even if that means becoming the root of their destruction, himself."
And his "destructive paranoia" immediately gets downgraded to "fully reasonable and healthy paranoia". I bet I haven't even pictured a fifth of all the insane bull-- going on outside of Ixtal, and half of the things on the pic would be enough for me to vote for eternal isolation, thanks.
This was a lot of fun to put together, even if it took a bit longer than I would have hoped. I ended up reading and/or listening to quite a few lore bits, all of which I really enjoyed... and my god, the story of Nasus and Renekton just nuked my heart. I want the god-warrior bros to make up and live happily ever after! I don't even care what happens to Azir and Shurima in the background, I want the brothers to get a happy ending, pls, Riot!!
So what's the lesson to learn from all this? #SkarnerIsRight
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teememdee · 7 months
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thoughts on new lol narrative direction
Okay so today’s dev update basically confirmed my suspicions that the narrative team has deliberately moved away from short stories as a medium for lore. Which… if they have the evidence that people don’t engage with them as much as they’d like then I can understand why they made that decision but I’m still a little sad about it. Out of the way sure, but short stories are really effective on giving a character voice and personality along with a deeper insight to their thoughts and feelings about the world in a way that is shown and not told through a written biography or out of universe voicelines. I would hope they still return to written narrative for parts of bigger things (like the big Star Guardian ‘22 story) or just small gaps to be filled, like the random Yorick and Illaoi post-Ruined King story they dropped months ago.
Naturally it’s hard to have a full opinion on this as they’ve just said they’ll be exploring other mediums without specifying what those mediums will be. Short stories (while still requiring great care and effort from a writer) are definitely an easy and very accessible way to get information across quickly. Comics like the Katarina comic from earlier this year I really enjoyed, I’d definitely love more of those. My fear is that they’ll put a lot of hope into Riot Forge games. I love Ruined King and I know others have enjoyed Mageseeker, but games both cost money to experience and as of right now, all RF games are different genres, which appeal to some and don’t appeal to others. I haven’t played Mageseeker because it doesn’t exactly look like my kind of game but I might find the story really interesting. The thing that I like about League Lore is that it’s so detached from the actual video game you can consume and understand and be invested in it without ever playing a single round of it. Yes gameplay videos and everything get uploaded to the internet anyway, but I personally generally prefer going to an official website that I know would contain everything. So I don’t know. I hope these mediums they’re going to explore can still somehow provide the depth that short stories can, as well as be generally accessible to all who might be interested.
And maybe this is just the art student in me currently taking a class about artist books, but part of being easily accessible is how easy these short stories are to share. If you’re talking with a friend about the lore and they want to see for themselves, you can just send a link to the short story. You don’t have to be all like “well 15 hours into this one spin-off game there’s this cutscene and hidden piece of paper on the floor that says—” like that’s. Annoying. Additionally just for going back to check references the short stories are really easy to pop in and check on. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone back to one to check a detail or characterization moment. Much easier than having to remember some gameplay moment or scroll through a wiki to find something that hopefully someone has uploaded. You know where everything is if it’s plain and simple on the Universe site.
As for Arcane being canon now I don’t particularly care? Like I’ve never minded the non-canonness of it but also because I’m not deeply knowledgeable about Piltover / Zaun champs and lore it might as well canon for me personally, and given the ratio of people who know everything about P/Z lore and the number of people who have watched Arcane I can understand why they made this decision, it’s easier to make the popular thing actually canon instead of having like 10 people on twitter scream at others for how it isn’t. I don’t know exactly how far the ripple effect of lore changes this makes will go. But basically I don’t mind. Those 10 people are going to be mad and I can understand to an extent but I’m not one of them.
Hextech and Skarner stuff, as the video says, has probably the largest ripple effect. Again I don’t super care and perhaps it’s too early to judge and cry “booo they’ve ruined Camille!” or “they’re retconning the whole lore!!!” before we even see what these changes are. Maybe I’m too much of an optimist. I like Seraphine and they’ve already mostly adjusted her to this non-Brackern Hextech lore situation so. I think she’s fine as is now. Again we’ll see. How we’ll see though??? Would love to know. I really don’t quite understand how they’re going to do things without short stories or without a big focus on them. Like not even champion color stories? Weird.
I think there is hope for me for the Kassadin and Kai’Sa reunion to actually happen now. If they play it out in a full cinematic in any way I think I might actually die. But that’s a pretty big thread that’s just been hanging over these two characters I love so much and Kai’Sa is a true It Girl at this point so. I think it’s coming. Please go poorly. Please give Kassadin’s wife a name.
One of the devs said they’re going to focus on actually getting the narratives up before focusing on how they’re presented on the Universe site, which… these seem like things that should happen pretty much at the same time but okay. Does this mean the map will get updated ever?
Lastly, of course as a Music Universe Lover I can’t help but wonder how these changes to the base lore could reach over into the AU. Riot Games Music used to post just a simple picture / illustration of what the music-verse characters were up to maybe every two to three months and I’ve really missed those. It’s really felt like they’re leaving that kind of immersive world/narrative behind, but maybe they were just focusing on preparing for this boy band to drop. Still wish it was K/DA or even better, True Damage getting another song? Why did we need another group. Pentakill has three full albums. Anyway.
tl;dr - I’m genuinely bummed about them moving away from short stories and can’t truly get excited for more without knowing exactly how they plan on telling stories in the future.
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theterribletenno · 2 months
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You also played the free trial of Hell? What do you think of the underlying lore of that game? (Like we both know the game is trash, but what do you think of Runeterra?)
Hmm how to describe it... So there's a difference between "lore" and "story" right?
Lore is what happens before the game begins and story is what happens as you play the game.
And like.... League of Loss has... basically neither. You know what it has? Officially sanctioned fanfiction. Like sure we have entire paragraphs of text about Demacia, and Noxus, and Ionia, and Skyrim, and Steampunk City, and the island of furries but like.... none of that matters. In the slightest. It has no impact whatsoever. It means absolutely nothing to what happens before, during, or after the game. For that matter half of what """"lore"""" we are given contradicts the previous volume.
Like the animated series Arcane? Which gave us absolutely masterful worldbuilding on a corner of Runeterra that is incredibly deep yet woefully unexplored? Non canon. In its entirety. FANFICTION.
Remember Skarner? No of course not nobody does. For decades he had an entire backstory... that no one knew or gave a shit about. And then they just replaced with... nothing. His new backstory that came with his rework is nothing. They took existing lore and just erased it completely instead of even pretending to update it.
Smeague of Smegends has neither lore nor story. Just reams and reams of officially sanctioned fanfiction.
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Alright so, the new Skarner Bio has an interesting line
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Ixtal has been claimed as the craddle of civilization in Valoran, but if I'm reading this right, this implies humanity came to Valoran through Ixtal and probably from whatever the continent that has Camavor and Kathkan is called.
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It is curious to observe that within the League ecosystem, the actual central game is losing more and more relevance. TFT just brings out non-champion characters like its nothing and sometimes invents new abilities for established champions even, almost every single new champion release is completly inconsequential to the lore status quo and more of a "hey here's another weirdo that's just around I guess?", and the game does not even TRY to mirror the lore of their champions anymore.
Skarner in his new lore is literally an ancient kaiju. He's not a shapeshifter or anything, he's just a VERY CHONKY BOY THE SIZE OF A MOUNTAIN. Meanwhile ingame most humanoid designs are taller than him. I get that you can't fit his actual size onto the rift, but they did not even TRY to get it even REMOTELY right.
Given the age of the game it makes sense for Riot to slowy try and move League out of the spotlight, but the weird part is that they got nothing to move that spotlight to. Wild Rift exists but that is essentially just "reheating the leftovers of the last decade for the asian market" - certainly profitable, but with a neglectible cultural impact because it is nothing new.
Makes you wonder what the actual hell this entire company is working on, because it sure is not League and they are making explicit steps for League matter less to them.
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ridragon · 1 year
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Sorta kinda spoiler-ee for Arcane but only in speculative ways since I'm just guessing which characters from league may be included from my own prior lore nerdiness. There are references to things that MAY occur in Arcane that may be spoilers if they're not changed around for Arcane.
Characters I know will appear 100%
Warwick (You Know Why)
Zeri (Part of Ekkos gang iirc)
Characters I'm pretty sure will appear:
Camille (extremely important character and villain in universe in Piltover, knows of our current MCs in og league lore and is hinted at to have murdered or hired the murder of Cait's parents)
Renata Glasc (similair reason as Camille but in Zaun)
Blitzcrank (Viktor's son)
Ziggs (Knows Heim and Jinx personally in og lore)
Characters that would make sense to appear but I'm not sure about:
Ryze(?) (Jayce encountered him though still a theory it's widely accepted)
Twitch (The rat they tested shimmer on)
Dr. Mundo (pretty relevant and extreme example of a victim of shimmer)
Janna (or just a reference to her being Zaun's patron Goddess)
Seraphine (because riot loves Sera.)
Orianna (A stretch but she is relevant as an example of what the crystals can do)
Swain (Noxus being Noxus and doing Noxus things.)
Characters I really want to appear but are extremely unlikely at best
Ezreal (I love him. He's such a fucker. I want to hear him being a smartass again, but he kinda has his own story going on and it would bungle up the main story a bit.)
Samira (I just really like Samira. And hey Noxus is visiting right??)
Jhin (If Camille is added then it'd make more sense.)
Skarner (who am I kidding they're probably completely erasing him and the Brackern from this entire plotline Riot hates these guys.)
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dragonshoard · 2 years
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powder finding more crystals and making more for her family so they don't feel jelly of hers. mylo however has to say "I'm a loud mouth asshole." before his agrees to work because they're all in cahoots and are still protective of powder.
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tigerkirby215 · 3 years
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5e Seraphine, the Starry-Eyed Songstress build (League of Legends)
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(Artwork by Jennifer Wuestling. Made for Riot Games.)
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I mean I’m going to have to build her eventually, right? Honestly Tasha’s Cauldron comes out tomorrow so I may as well take a bit of a cheat day and make a build for the new champ. I mean I still have to and pick out a bunch of spells so at least I’m doing that?
Samira build is going to come out sometime in the year 3587 lol.
GOALS
Lookin' for a song in everything I meet! - Seraphine is a stage performer, rallying the whole crowd into song to make it loud and proud!
You're all breathtaking! - Seraphine can unite everyone around her with shields and heals. COUGH SONA COUGH.
Sing it with me! - When the time comes Seraphine can bring the whole world closer together! Good thing she isn’t mute.
RACE
I would really love to do a funny joke and say that Seraphine is a Tiefling or an Orc or something but no: she’s a Human. I can’t even justify any of the Eberron races so we’ll just be going for good ol’ Variant Human.
As a human you can increase two ability scores of your choice: pump up your Charisma and Dexterity to keep fit and beautiful. You can also learn a skill of your choice and for hearing so strong you can hear the voices of a dying nation inside your special necklace take Perception proficiency. You can also take any language of your choice so I’d suggest one that fits with your group, or whichever one you think is Korean. Actually I think Seraphine sung in Chinese which also made people mad? Man Riot can’t stop making her controversial, huhn?
But of course the main appeal of Variant Human is the free feat at level 1. I think Alert is pretty good for mimicking super sensitive hearing. Along with a +5 bonus to initiative you can’t be surprised nor can you be snuck up on. Being able to hear everyone has its perks, huhn?
ABILITY SCORES
15; CHARISMA - If you’re gonna get the crowd to adore you you’ve gotta look the part.
14; CONSTITUTION - I don’t care if Seraphine is a squishy midlane mage we simply don’t need anything else more. Feel free to swap this out with a different stat if you want better roleplay but worse health.
13; DEXTERITY - You need to be able to keep your balance on a moving platform as well as be able to dance along with the K/DA crew.
12; WISDOM - Seraphine’s big thing is being able to hear the emotions of everyone. Knowing what makes people tick is Insight, which is a Wisdom skill.
10; INTELLIGENCE - Seraphine is just your average, everyday girl. Ditzy and a little clueless.
8; STRENGTH - Seraphine can best be described as “petite.” Muscles in the chest hurt your nice soprano.
BACKGROUND
Now you may not know this but Seraphine is a singer, which is a type of Entertainer. As an Entertainer you get proficiency in Performance (obviously) and Acrobatics as well as a music instrument of your choice (Indie Seraphine plays guitar so grab a Lute) and a Disguise Kit, so maybe you can disguise the fact that you’re a copy of So...
Being the premier superstar of Piltover means that you get to tour around a lot By Popular Demand. You can perform in exchange for a place to stay, and doing so will get people to notice you! "Music helps you keep your head up."
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(Artist unknown. Blame LoL Wiki. Artwork made for Riot Games.)
THE BUILD
LEVEL 1 - BARD 1
YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT SERAPHINE IS A BARD. As a Bard you get proficiency in three skills as well as three instruments! Choose whatever instruments you want (you mostly sing, and the majority of magical instruments are Lutes anyways which you’re already proficient in) (my secret advice? Pan Flutes and Horns have a few magic instruments) but for your skills take Insight to hear the crowd, Persuasion to rally the crowd, and Arcana to learn why your magic crystal is screaming.
You also get Bardic Inspiration! Seraphine talks about being inspired so she can inspire others, and you can inspire your allies with a d6 to add to Attack Rolls, Saving Throws, and Skill Checks!
But of course Bards are spellcasters with Spellcasting too! You can learn two cantrips from the Bard list: Prestidigitation will let you get some special effects on stage and Vicious Mockery doesn’t have to be mockery... It would just be a lot cooler if it was.
You also learn four spells from the Bard list: Comprehend Languages will let you understand everyone’s song, and Faerie Fire will let you light up their life. On the more unnerving end Dissonant Whispers will let folk listen to your crystal, and Detect Magic will let you tell exactly what kind of magic you’re hearing. That’s weird: why is the Hextech crystal radiating Necromancy?
LEVEL 2 - BARD 2
Second level Bards are Jack of All Trades, being able to add half their proficiency bonus to any skill check. Because you see the rhythm in everything! Additionally you get Song of Rest, helping your friends take a break and recover more health during short rests.
But most importantly you get another spell! Another way to cheer someone up is to give them a good laugh, and Tasha’s Hideous Laughter will make them do just that! Maybe they’re laughing about the fact that Riot keeps insisting your not a copy of Sona? Oh don’t worry the jabs at Seraphine as a character are just gonna keep coming.
LEVEL 3 - BARD 3
Third level Bards get Expertise in two skills: choose Insight to hear the souls of both cities, and Performance because... yeah duh. You don’t become famous in a day.
But much more importantly you get your choice of Bard College, and for the rich and fabulous the College of Glamour will make sure everyone loves you! You can now officially captivate the whole audience (up to your Charisma modifier) with your Enthralling Performance, charming them and making them idolize you and defend you on Twitter. To both shield your allies and speed them up with Surround Sound Mantle of Inspiration takes a Bonus Action to give them Temporary Hitpoints and let them take a reaction to move out of danger. Yeah this was pretty much on a silver platter for me so I figured I’d take it.
You can also learn another spell and for an effective Beat Drop take Hold Person, rooting them in place for long enough that your ADC can do their magic.
LEVEL 4 - BARD 4
4th level comes with your first Ability Score Improvement. Charisma is pretty much everything for us now so pumping that up would be helpful!
You can also learn another spell and another cantrip! For your cantrip Dancing Lights will let you light up your stage and also pulls double duty by letting your dumb human eyes see in the dark. As for leveled spells Suggestion is a more direct form of emotional manipulation, suggesting actions for the other person to take. These actions can’t be directly harmful or against what the character would normally do, but “you should buy my $30 release skin” is a fairly ordinary request, right?
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(Picture from Seraphine’s Twitter. Yup Seraphine is definitely real.)
LEVEL 5 - BARD 5
5th level Bards get Font of Inspiration, allowing their Bardic Inspiration to come back on a Short rest instead of a Long rest. This is great because your Bardic Inspiration die also increases to a d8, increasing your Mantle of Inspiration Temp HP too!
You can also learn third level spells but the keyword here is can because I’m actually going to stick at second to take spells like Calm Emotions. Man you’ll never guess what this spell does.
While Calm Emotions is a nice spell feel free to deviate from my builds as you see fit. Like seriously a temporary ceasefire is nice but so is a huge Fear cone.
LEVEL 6 - BARD 6
6th level Glamour Bards can make people dance like they have a magical instrument from Ionia. Mantle of Majesty lets you Concentrate on a not-spell once per Long Rest and get the ability to cast the Command actual-spell as a Bonus Action for one minute. Command lets you make one word commands at your enemy as long as they can understand you and you aren’t asking them to do something harmful to themselves. So commands like “Dance!” “Sing!” and “Cheer!” are all viable (though perhaps not effective in a teamfight.)
You can also add another spell to your spell list but again the third level Bard spells aren’t too enticing to me, so take Enthrall to make sure they concentrate on you and you alone.
Oh and you get Countercharm, letting you use an action to give allies against Frightening and Charming effects. Or they could buy some Tenacity. Or you could get a Paladin.
LEVEL 7 - BARD 7
7th level Bards get 4th level spells and Confusion will get the crowd mixed up in the noise, resulting in a cacophony that would sound like unbearable noise to most. Because it is unbearable noise. But at least your friends can fight them in the madness.
LEVEL 8 - BARD 8
8th level Bards get another Ability Score Improvement. Do you know what’s helpful for a class based entirely on Charisma? Maxed out Charisma!
You know what else is helpful? Charm Monster, so you can talk to any crystal scorpions that might be looking for their family. I mean, assuming the Brackern speak human.
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(Picture from Seraphine’s Twitter. Yup Seraphine is definitely real.)
LEVEL 9 - BARD 9
9th level sees your Song of Rest increase to a d8. Does this ability scale really poorly? Yeah kinda.
At least you get 5th level spells now. If you want some high notes that’ll dance around you Animate Objects will let you make a bunch of tiny objects to hit your foes! Honestly at this point all the Enchantment spells become uhhh... evil? So we have to go for a different school if we want “good” spells.
LEVEL 10 - BARD 10
10th level Bards get Expertise in two more skills: Persuasion will help you shift the hearts of a nation. Take whatever skill you want as your secondary one since it honestly doesn’t matter too much. (I personally opted for Perception.)
But more importantly it’s Magical Secrets time! This will let you get any spell from any class’ spell list and add it to your own! Most of the time when you get this feature you want to grab some stuff at the max level you can cast but I’m actually going to go down to third level for some support and buffs! For a healing aura around you take Aura of Vitality from the Paladin spell list. To quickly charm a crowd Incite Greed will force everyone to be charmed by you as they want to see your 50 dollar Brackern Corpse... I mean Hextech crystal.
Along with your two Magical Secrets you also get another cantrip. Message is always good to keep plans in team chat.
LEVEL 11 - BARD 11
11th level Bards get 6th level spells like Otto's Irresistible Dance, which forces everyone to get into the rhythm! It’s much harder to fight when you’re dancing: it’s like being stunned! Good thing only you can force a stunning dance on enemies.
LEVEL 12 - BARD 12
12th level Bards get an Ability Score Improvement but now that your Charisma is maxed you can grab Inspiring Leader to rally everyone together for an awesome performance!
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(Artist unknown. Blame LoL Wiki. Artwork made for Riot Games.)
LEVEL 13 - BARD 13
13th level Bards see their Song of Rest increase to a d10, and this is the point where I make a joke about Song of Rest scaling poorly.
You at least get 7th level spells, and because none of these really fit Seraphine I’m going to suggest Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion for a K/DA stage. But again I need to remind people that I’m picking options for RP and you’re welcome to build the character however you want. Take what you think will be useful and make your own song!
LEVEL 14 - BARD 14
14th level Eloquence Bards have Unbreakable Majesty! As a Bonus Action you can put on your Ultimate Skin to force enemies to make Charisma saves if they try to attack you. If they fail, they’ll target someone else! This is a great way to keep the damage off you since you don’t exactly have great HP or AC. Do remember that it only lasts for a minute though, but you can get it back at the end of a Short or Long rest.
Additionally you get two more Magical Secrets! If you want to sing to enemies far and long (but maybe not Wide) Gravity Fissure is a Dunamancy spell that forces everyone in a line to take a massive amount of damage and be pulled to the center of the spell.
Now that you got your ultimate the world is honestly your oyster. My recommendation to get a crowd to put their hands up would be Chain Lightning, but that’s more because the spell is good than because it fits Sera.
LEVEL 15 - BARD 15
15th levels get their maximum Bardic Inspiration die of a d12! This also means that your Mantle of Inspiration will now give everyone 15 temporary hitpoints! "Harmonize!"
LoL Wiki doesn’t let me link to voice lines anymore and that’s a true crime.
And hey; 8th level spells! If you want to make some Gamers™ mad about your “cash grab” Twitter account just inflict them with Feeblemind so they can spam pictures of Skarner like the marketing department gets to choose what the champion designers make. Because remember: even if Seraphine isn’t real the people pretending to be her are, so don’t be an ass please!
LEVEL 16 - BARD 16
Who likes ASIs? We haven’t used our hyper-sensitive hearing enough so take the Observant feat for a +1 to Wisdom and a +5 to passive Perception and Investigation. And the ability to pick up on lyrics by reading people’s lips!
Are there more useful feats? Yeah, but we build for character here. If you want a powerbuild check out Reddit.
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(Picture from Seraphine’s Twitter. Yup Seraphine is definitely real.)
LEVEL 17 - BARD 17
17th level Bards get to pretend that Song of Rest is a good ability! It’s a d12 now so I’m sure it’s useful now that your party all have around 100 HP!
But you finally get access to your mythical 9th level spells! Honestly all the options are great for a girl who has everything, but I’m going to go for the fun Music Video option of True Polymorph. Turn Akali into a dragon! Turn Evelynn into a demon! Turn Skarner into a battery! The possibilities are endless! (Unlike the #BrackernRights memes.)
LEVEL 18 - BARD 18
18th level Bards get their last two Magical Secrets. This is also the last two spells you’ll be getting so better make them count! Of course the best way to make a spell count is to Wish for anything. With this you can finally unite Piltover and Zaun, as long as you believe enough! Or you can bring back Skarner’s family...
For something a little more in-character and a lot more immediately practical: Mass Heal is the perfect Catch-22 to negate any burst. A burst of 700 HP to everyone is never not useful for a bit of Redemption.
LEVEL 19 - BARD 19
19th level Bards get their last Ability Score Improvement: we have an uneven Wisdom score thanks to our last Feat so eh. May as well take Resilient Wisdom for better saving throws and even scores.
LEVEL 20 - BARD 20
20th level Bards have Superior Inspiration! When you roll initiative and have no uses of Bardic Inspiration left, you regain one use. That is literally how the ability is worded. I mean, okaaaaay? At least you can spam Mantle of Inspiration a little more?
FINAL BUILD
PROS
Whole world hears me now! - You’re a full caster with no multiclassing! 9th level spells: no strings attached! You’ve even got a nice spread between Concentration spells and Non-Concentration spells, as well as both utility and combat spells.
Everyone fights to be heard; I'll fight to listen - Being a Bard means you’re good at just about everything, and particularly good at a select few things. 29 Passive Perception? +17 to Persuasion?
We've only just met and I'm already inspired - Who would’ve guessed that a Support class built to support well would be a good support? You’ve got charms, heals, and CC a plenty along with Inspiring Leader to bolster everyone before a battle and Mantle of Inspiration to keep everyone moving with the music!
CONS
Stage fright? Never heard of it - A lot of your BADDEST™ toys are locked behind big spell slots. You’ve only got two 6th level slots, and just one 9th level slot despite having three different 9th level spells to choose from. Again feel free to build your spell list however you want as I just picked what fit in character.
Pretend it's a big rehearsal - Your DEX is meh, your CON is meh. 140 HP isn’t godawful but it isn’t great when you’ll likely have 14 AC at best with Studded Leather. You know what’s really hot right now? Tattoos. See if your DM’s a cool dude who’ll pass you a Rare Barrier Tattoo from Tasha’s to essentially get Medium Armor! Elven Chain is also nice and pretty.
Joy's too quiet without sorrow on the downbeat - I don’t want to make two points related to your stats but they’re the only thing that’s really hurting in this build. Your only good stat is Charisma: and everything else ranges from meh (+2 in DEX / WIS / CON) to bad (0 in INT, -1 in STR.) While you’ll still be able to roleplay with Jack of All Trades skills your Saving Throws hurt. Your concentration is bad and anything heavy will break your petite spine in two. Luckily INT saves aren’t common but anything Strength or Constitution based will quickly put an end to your performance.
Uniting the world in song isn’t easy, but if anyone can do it it’s you. Harmonize, move with the rhythm, and unite everyone through song. There’s nothing you can’t do, and no one can bring you down down down down down down. Well, except perhaps an angry crystal scorpion monster and his army of Twitter followers.
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(Artist unknown. Blame LoL Wiki. Artwork made for Riot Games.)
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pop-blossoms · 2 years
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If Ezreal can get a Crystal Rose skin, so can Skarner. Equality for all champs (/hj).
you're right and you should say it
GIVE THAT MAN A BOWTIE
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odekoyma · 4 years
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Um I want to say I love your art especially your kayn fan art. Um I wanted ask, did anyone just realize that her dang mic and hover stage may or may not be using skarner babies right now?
Oh no. Skarner has no attention and skins, and now they stole his babies? Noooooooooooooo
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shurelyasreverie · 3 years
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Request Rules (Updated!)
Hopefully these rules are more succinct and clarifies things :) Please read these before requesting!
Available Fandoms: League of Legends, Valorant
Headcanons and drabble requests only!
Max 3 champs for headcanons and 1 for drabbles
No NSFW
Reader-Insert blog only!
I only write a human/humanoid reader
Reader is always gender neutral!
AUs/Skinlines created by Riot are accepted
All characters I can write for platonic/familial love
I can write romantically for all Valorant agents
I will NEVER write romantically for these League champs:  Any yordles, Amumu, Anivia, Annie, Blitzcrank, Fiddlesticks, Ivern, Kha’Zix, Malphite, Maokai,  Nocturne, Nunu and Willump, Rengar, Skarner, Tahm Kench, Trundle, Twitch, Vel’Koz, Warwick, Yuumi, Zac, Zoe
I can write yandere to an extent (if a request is too extreme I’ll adjust it accordingly)
Please no requests about mental disorders as I don’t believe I can portray them accurately. I believe all characters will be extremely supportive in their own way
Finally, please respect I have the right to not write a request, whether it makes me uncomfortable or I just don’t have the inspiration of motivation to. If you request while requests are closed I will immediately delete it, this is just for consistency and fairness.
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milfisolde · 3 years
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under read more bc i put too much effort into my ocs and there is A Lot. tw for violent stuff
this will be updated every time i think of something for him!
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Rollick
“The Ravenous” ? idk I suck at titles
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why does he have anime hair if hes a fish? because he’s my oc and i say so
I MADE ICONS FOR THE LOCATIONS AND CLASS AND OTHER CHAMPIONS’ ABILITIES AND TUMBLR WONT’T LET ME ADD THEM WITHOUT FUCKING THE WHOLE POST UP
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Short crappy bio
A young shark-like Vastaya. Born in Ionia, west of the island Sudaro. He was captured as a child by  Bilgewater pirates after straying too close to the surface and being found. Was then put to work on the Slaughter Docks, and trained to hunt in the traditional Serpent Isles manner: “launching themselves at their targets to secure tow-hooks with their bare hands, and beginning to butcher the creatures while they yet lived.”.
I need to update myself on League lore, but I would like him 2 be acquaintances with Nami and Fizz. Also, Rollick would have heard stories about Pyke and would find him really cool. Ideally, he would have Johnny Yong Bosch as his voice actor because I love how he voiced Kung Jin in Mortal Kombat X, but I don’t know how he’d do with a pirate accent lmao.
Kit
Would be classed as a Fighter with the sub-class Diver. At least I think he would.  
His kit is basically just a mash-up of multiple champions with extra ingredients. Riot do it themselves, so I'm allowed to, too. Pirate lingo used for most of his abilities and voice lines b/c I'm not creative for naming things.
 Passive "Blow the Man Down." : A mash-up of Rengar and Darius' but more complicated. Auto-attacking 3 times in a row, or using abilities, gives his unused abilities 3 different tiers of empowerment. (Like, if you auto-attack 3 times, use W, then Q, his E will have tier 3 empowerment.). Tiers 2 and 3 gives the target bleed when hit by abilities, applying "Blood in the Water."  Applying the bleed multiple times makes it stack, tier 2 stacks like two stacks of tier 1 bleed, tier 3 stacks like two stacks of tier 2 bleed. How many times can it stack? Idk. 5? 7? 10?? ok probably not 10 that would be stupid.
2nd passive "Clipper." : Rollick moves faster in the river; this move speed scales with his normal move speed.
Q "Feed the Fish." : Tier 1 is a swipe in an AOE cone with his claws. Tier 2 is a small lunge in a targeted direction with two swipes, one with each hand. Tier 3 is a longer distance lunge with a bite. If tier 3 lands on a moving target (examples: scuttlecrab when it dashes, Ezreal using his E), it will follow the target like Warwick Q/Evelynn E. The bite will also heal him for a small amount.
W "Hook, Line, Sinker." : is like Rengar's Bola Strike with a wider but shorter range for tiers 1 and 2, but he leaps in the targeted direction at tier 3 and if he hits something, covers it with his net and stays on top of them for a short amount of time. Tier 2 spins the target around from they way Rollick throws his net and will turn the opposite direction of the way the target was originally standing. If you're facing Rollick and the tier 2 net hits you, your back is now turned to Rollick.
E "Chase." : Warwick Blood Hunt but either less or more annoying. Cooldown is shorter in duration, but so is its active. The passive part of it only shows paths to champions affected with a bleed, burn or poison DOT effect. (Includes: Rollick's "Blood in the Water", Darius'  "Hemorrhage", Brand's  "Blaze", Gangplank's  "Trial by Fire", Lillia's  "Dream Dust", Cassiopeia's  "Noxious Poison" and  "Debilitating Poison", Twitch's "Deadly Venom", Teemo's  "Toxic Shot" and  "Noxious Trap", Singed's  "Poison Trail", the  "Scorch" rune,  "Ignite" summoner spell,  "Challenging Smite" summoner spell, "Azakana Gaze" from  Demonic Embrace, and "Torment" from  Liandry's Anguish.
R "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" : Similar to Skarner's "Impale". Rollick takes the hooked blade he has on his belt and lunges at the target, stabbing into the enemy champion's chest with his chest to their back, and drags them away. "Cleave 'Em to the Brisket!" can only be used on a champion that has their back turned towards Rollick. It applies a tier 3 "Blood in the Water." upon use. It can yank champions out of  Displacement Immunity, but doesn't suppress the target champion entirely, they are still able to use dash and blink abilities, use Thresh's  "Dark Passage", recast  "Death Sentence" , and use most movement summoner spells ( Flash, Hexflash, Mark/Dash), but if they do, half of their current HP is taken away from the hooked knife being dragged/yanked out of them. If you are 30% HP and you use one of the movement abilities mentioned, you will leave with 15% HP and two stacks of tier 3 bleed. For 5 seconds after using his ult, Rollick uses his knife to attack, gaining increased auto-attack range and his autos apply a tier 1 bleed stack per hit. The enhanced auto-attacks drag his targets towards him because of the hook part in his knife getting caught on them.
Animation ideas
(I used google to find every gif/picture, save for the “dance” one. they have tumblr links bc when writing this tumblr shit itself when i wanted to save it as a draft and i kept it open in a different tab and copy/pasted everything. im sorry some of the gifs are weird aslkfjdjf)
Walking animation is him using his arms and tail to "crawl". imagine the gif has a tail instead of legs
Running animation is the same concept, just with much more effort put into making himself move faster. Moving in the river looks more like he’s swimming rather than crawling. Slowed animation is him dragging himself slowly with his head facing the ground, putting weight on his elbows instead of using his arms completely. Like an army crawl but in pain.
Idle animation is him crossing his arms and resting on his elbows, then looking around and inspecting his claws.
If left in idle animation for more than 15 seconds, he drops down completely and puts his head in his arms and dozes off. Moving after the sleep idle will have him shake his head awake when starting to move.
Death animation is him trying to crawl, being unable to, then collapsing on his side and flopping onto his back.
Taunt animation is him straightening himself then lashing out with his hands and baring his teeth before "biting" the air in the direction he’s standing, voice lines coming out before the bite part.
Joke animation is him chasing his own tail? Maybe he gets tangled in his net after doing it for a second and just struggles there until the animation is interrupted.
Dance is uh. He straightens up and does knife tricks. He doesn’t have legs, doesn’t have a staff like Nami, and just wouldn’t dance like Cassiopeia.
I made the gif using footage from here.
His laugh animation would be him laughing and flopping onto his back, then turning back onto his stomach. All but one of his laughs would be loud and hearty, the one that isn’t would sound like Kung Jin’s laugh.
Voice line ideas
First encounters:
Bilgewater/Bilgewater themed champion:
"Ahoy!" "Ahoy, bucko!" "Ahoy, scallywag."
Multiple champions simultaneously/champions who have a visible partner/partners with them (examples: Kindred, Sejuani, Lulu with Pix, Elise with her Spiderlings, Azir with his Sand Soldiers):
"Ahoy, me hearties."
Pyke:
"Pyke?! I’ve heard stories of you! Though… You’re smaller than I had imagined..." "Hey there, old salt! " "Ahoy, seadog! "
Nami:
"Good to see a friendly face! Shame it’s on the wrong side." "Oh! Little lass! Have you found your stone yet? "
Fizz:
"Little trickster! Where’s your big friend? "
Illaoi:
“Test? Gonna get myself an A-plus-plus! …That’s the good grade, right?
Taunts:
Any champion:
"Scurvy dog! " "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH! "
Bird/bird themed/winged champion:
"Polly want a cracker? "
Tahm Kench:
“The only creature with an appetite bigger than mine” “You put me to shame with that maw of yours! You could fit me in it!”
Abilities/eliminations:
Tier 3 "Feed the Fish.":
(after used on champion wearing armour/with tough skin)
"Ouch… I think I broke a tooth. Good thing I got more. "
(after used on champion with fur/feathers/long hair)
" (violent spitting-out-fluff noises) Blegh! "
Tier 1 and 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. ":
"Catch! " "Avast, ye! "
Tier 2 "Hook, Line, Sinker. " after turning someone around:
"Bring a spring upon ‘er! " "Broadside! "
Using "Chase. " with a DOT’d champion in range:
"Chum in the water…" " (deep inhale, then a rumbling growl) "
Using "Chase. " with affected champion visible:
"Lookin’ a bit squiffy there…" " (laughter) Yesss… "
Eliminate champion:
"Take a caulk. "
Eliminate champion while using "Cleave ‘Em to the Brisket!" or the enhanced auto-attacks after:
"Hah, keelhauled! " “Taste me steel n’ may the devil take ye!”
“PENTAKILL!”:
"Dead men tell no tales…"
Respawn:
"What a flogging…" "Alright, I’ve fed the fish… Now it’s their turn. "
Pings:
(Danger!):
"Heave to! " "Avast ye! "
(Assist me!):
"All hand hoy! " "All hands on deck! "
(Assist me!) followed up by (On my way!), or vice versa:
"Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! "
(Area is warded.):
"They’ve got a lookout. "
(Target champion):
"Thar she blows! " "Sail, ho! " "Savvy? " "Hang ‘em from the Yardarm! "
Miscellaneous:
Allied champion drinks potion or gets healed by another ally when Rollick has missing HP:
"Splice the mainbrace! Please?"
Alone with low HP, no potions or actives available, or sells all items:
"Looks like I’m marooned…"
Healed by ally:
"Feeling shipshape!" "Much obliged." "I’m in your debt." "Thank you!" "Thanks!"
Receives shutdown gold:
"Ha-ha! Plundered! " “Bounty taken.”
Flashing away from enemy:
"Blimey! " "Gah!” "Sink me! " " (girly shriek) "
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piltover-sharpshooter · 4 months
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// 'Our next VGU after skarner is for an arcane champ' oh lord why are they being vauge...it has to be Viktor right?
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mycloneismywaifu · 4 years
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Shaco’s thoughts on champions..
Aatrox: Such an angry man, definitely needs to relax.
Ahri: quite pretty, everyone seems to like her. I don’t know though..
Akali: Grumpy, but also...balanced, as they would say?
Alistar: Big boy, Small Mind.
Amumu: Oh Nyoh, poor baby...grow up.
Anivia: who left the frozen chicken out to defrost?
Annie: I like their potential, might host a tea party.
Aphelios: Sorry, didn’t hear what you said.
Ashe: chill...hehe...
Aurelion Sol: ALMIGHTY POTENTIAL...Rude as fuck.
Azir: Hm...you had everything, how did it feel to lose so much...?
Bard: BWOMMM....indeed.
Blitzcrank: Metal body, Metal mind, Metal heart...I wonder if you can feel...
Brand: Toasty, I’ll keep you in my fireplace.
Braum: You have a heart worth thousands, but can you save everybody..?
Caitlyn: You claim to be an amazing sherrif, but you haven’t caught me!
Camille: My my, that’s some long...knives.
Cassiopeia;  I like your style...Poison is quite...thrilling in it’s own way~
Cho'Gath: Who’s a good all eating terrifying monster...? YOU ARE!~
Corki: Has ANYONE seen his feet? Anybody?!
Darius: Chop Chop~ You’ve got to catch up to your brother~
Diana: So edgy, but loving the aesthetic~
Dr. Mundo: I’ll see you next week for drinks! Bring the good stuff!
Draven: I heard your brother’s ahead of you, gotta do more work~!
Ekko: Even if you go back in time, you can’t fix your mistakes...~
Elise: Oh My..!
Evelynn: MY OH MY!
Ezreal: Do you really have to dance like that...?
Fiddlesticks: SQUARK!!! ...hah, good times...
Fiora: You’ll never find a worthy opponent with manners like that!
Fizz: Slippery little sucker you are...
Galio: Big. Very Big.
Gangplank: Arrrg! ..got any of those oranges
Garen: You wish for JUSTICE! but what if you’re in the wrong..?
Gnar: Annoying, but sort of cute. Don’t piss it off, whatever you do.
Gragas: My supplier of the finest bourbon. Also a drinking buddy.
Graves: He smells nice.
Hecarim: I love to sneak onto his back to ride on him like a horse...
Heimerdinger: ...Fucking know it all.
Illaoi: I tried arm wrestling with her ones. Never again.
Irelia: K n i v e s, so many K N I V E S.
Ivern: Honestly I’d probably get high with this guy. He seems like fun to get high with.
Janna: Is it me or is it windy in here?
Jarvan IV: You have a kingdom, but do you deserve it?
Jax: If i gave you a rubber chicken, would you still clobber people?
Jayce: Pretty boy needs to learn his place.
Jhin: Finally, someone with some good T A S T E 
Jinx: 👀
Kai'Sa: I’m surprised you didn’t go c r a z y in the void..how do you feel..?
Kalista: I heard you want to get a little bit of vengence...?
Karma: ...Is a bitch...Pun intended.
Karthus: Fucking love to rock out with this guy. Holy shit.
Kassadin: Needs to find an inhaler.
Katarina: Totally isn’t a Yandere waiting for Garen to ask her out.
Kayle: Should have been the one to hit the ground too hard if she fell.
Kayn: Fucking edgelord who I wish would make up his fucking mind.
Kennen: Get a load of pikachu over here..
Kha'Zix: Messy eater, wouldn’t invite over again.
Kindred: Fun to talk about death with, would chat again. Wolf’s a good boy.
Kled: Fucking mental, would drink with again.
Kog'Maw: What the fuck is this thing. I love it. 
LeBlanc: Amazing parties, amazing dances, need to hang out more..
Lee Sin: Now you see me, now you...oh hang on.
Leona: Praise the sun? Nah I get sun stroke. Give me your sister pls.
Lillia: Too innocent, shouldn’t be here, easy to mess with...actually, maybe stay..?
Lissandra: Cold. Very cold. But the best of the 3..
Lucian: I laughed when I heard Senna got caught. Thresh did a good job.
Lulu: One of my bestest sort of friends, we cause the best mischief. 
Lux: Does your father know what you can do...?
Malphite: B I G
Malzahar: Sorta kinda kreeps me out sometimes...his bugs fuck my shit up...
Maokai: I like chilling in his branches, his saprolings know how to party.
Master Yi: That’s a nice lookin sword you’ve got there...
Miss Fortune: You got two lovely guns. 
Mordekaiser: Best guitarist I’ve ever heard. need to see their next concert.
Morgana: Lovely cookies, shame everyone dies after though.
Nami: Why would you even buy boots??
Nasus: Your brother hates you, do you forgive him? 
Nautilus: Can you even feel me knocking on your head?
Neeko: I see myself all the time, you can’t fool me...
Nidalee: You need some class, a wash and some clothes...
Nocturne: DARKNESS, DARLING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Nunu and Willump: Willump can you just eat him already?
Olaf: I miss the good old drinking days...heh, mom’s op...
Orianna: The intricacy of the workings inside are limitless, I must see inside...
Ornn: B I G aswell
Pantheon: You’ve got abs you can eat off, and an ass that would be eaten.
Poppy: You may be small, but damn you hurt.
Pyke: I need to talk to you more, I want to hear all about drowning as much as I can...
Qiyana: You’re just an angry person.
Quinn: I’ve been trying to kill Valor for so long I can’t count the days.
Rakan: Look in the mirror for too long and your face will stick like that.
Rammus: Ok.
Rek'Sai: *SCREECHES BACK*
Renekton: Your brother trapped you for millenia, tell me how much you hate him..
Rengar: heh, you let your guard down and the bug ate your eye..funny.
Riven: You’ll never be welcomed back, you know that, right..?
Rumble: She’ll never notice how much you love her. Give up.
Ryze: C’mon, let me look in the scroll, just a little peek?
Sejuani: God you smell as bad as the boar...
Senna: You have no idea how long it’s been to ask someone...how was it in the lanturn??
Sett: All you do is punch. Not impressed at all.
Shaco: Love this guy, can’t get enough of him!
Shen: You say balance is necessary, so isn’t what Zed doing good..?
Shyvana: No matter what you do, Demacia will always fear you~
Singed: You need to give me more of your experimental vials, I have too much fun with them..
Sion: oh hey big guy, I thought you died!
Sivir: I think you make more money than me killing people...jealous much..
Skarner: Aren’t you the last of your kind...? Samesies! how’s it feel for you~!
Sona: I wish I could hear you scream...that would be wonderful..
Soraka: Why not give Warwick what he wants...no one will miss you~
Swain: I would love to study your...ehem...other form more, it’s so intriguing ...
Sylas: You were a bad boy, yet you didn’t let people know about lux~
Syndra: Show me this limitless power you have~
Tahm Kench: Gotta say, I’m a big fan of your vocabulary...
Taliyah: Yasuo isn’t who you think he is...you should ask who Yone is...
Talon: Stabby Stabby time~
Taric: Wow. 
Teemo: I could list off 900 different ways I would exterminate that little rodent.
Thresh: Hey, I’m Shaco, big fan, huge. Biggest even.
Tristana: you’re oblivious to all the signs, you’ll end up hurting people you have no idea exist...
Trundle: HIT HIT HIT, That all you think about?
Tryndamere: See above
Twisted Fate: I’m never playing cards with you again, seriously, fuck off.
Twitch: God you stink. but you make a good foot rest.
Udyr: So calm, yet anger is deep inside you..
Urgot: No one likes you but god you’re amazing at killing people.
Varus: You fuck everything up, yet you’re still around...
Vayne: You wish to rid the world of black magic, but so much fun comes from it..
Veigar: HAH, SO, SMALL, OH MY, HE’S JUST...PFFFF.
Vel'Koz: I too wish to know what’s going on inside of people’s heads..just more emotionally.
Vi: Caitlyn will never notice you.
Viktor: hit me up when the revolution starts, I may skip town til it’s over.
Vladimir: SO MUCH GOOD WINE, OOF.
Volibear: You’re a big boi now, indeed.
Warwick: Cmon, you know you want it, go get it...soraka’s practically open...
Wukong: sometimes you even get me confused...
Xayah: oo, look at me, such an edgy bitch, only one man get’s me~
Xerath: I am so curious, how the hell did you become what you are...
Xin Zhao: sorry, who are you again?
Yasuo: You killed your brother, didn’t you. I fucking knew it!!
Yorick: Play me that bass riff again, it’s so G O O D
Yuumi: God you’re annoying. 
Zac: surprisingly enough, you’re an amazing bed.
Zed: You know what you should do..? Kill them all...heh, that’d be fun to watch..
Ziggs: I need you to make more bombs, for me...for research purposes..heh
Zilean: You are also annoying, stop knowing where I’ll be, stop. now.
Zoe: GOD, WHY ARE YOU ALL ANNOYING
Zyra: ...you provide the good kush.
Clean list below if anyone want’s to do it too!
I love reading them, tag me in them if you could! :D
Aatrox,
Ahri,
Akali,
Alistar,
Amumu,
Anivia,
Annie,
Aphelios,
Ashe,
Aurelion Sol,
Azir,
Bard,
Blitzcrank,
Brand,
Braum,
Caitlyn,
Camille,
Cassiopeia,
Cho'Gath,
Corki,
Darius,
Diana,
Dr. Mundo,
Draven,
Ekko,
Elise,
Evelynn,
Ezreal,
Fiddlesticks,
Fiora,
Fizz,
Galio,
Gangplank,
Garen,
Gnar,
Gragas,
Graves,
Hecarim,
Heimerdinger,
Illaoi,
Irelia,
Ivern,
Janna,
Jarvan IV,
Jax,
Jayce,
Jhin,
Jinx,
Kai'Sa,
Kalista,
Karma,
Karthus,
Kassadin,
Katarina,
Kayle,
Kayn,
Kennen,
Kha'Zix,
Kindred,
Kled,
Kog'Maw,
LeBlanc,
Lee Sin,
Leona,
Lillia,
Lissandra,
Lucian,
Lulu,
Lux,
Malphite,
Malzahar,
Maokai,
Master Yi,
Miss Fortune,
Mordekaiser,
Morgana,
Nami,
Nasus,
Nautilus,
Neeko,
Nidalee,
Nocturne,
Nunu and Willump,
Olaf,
Orianna,
Ornn,
Pantheon,
Poppy,
Pyke,
Qiyana,
Quinn,
Rakan,
Rammus,
Rek'Sai,
Renekton,
Rengar,
Riven,
Rumble,
Ryze,
Sejuani,
Senna,
Sett,
Shaco,
Shen,
Shyvana,
Singed,
Sion,
Sivir,
Skarner,
Sona,
Soraka,
Swain,
Sylas,
Syndra,
Tahm Kench,
Taliyah,
Talon,
Taric,
Teemo,
Thresh,
Tristana,
Trundle,
Tryndamere,
Twisted Fate,
Twitch,
Udyr,
Urgot,
Varus,
Vayne,
Veigar,
Vel'Koz,
Vi,
Viktor,
Vladimir,
Volibear,
Warwick,
Wukong,
Xayah,
Xerath,
Xin Zhao,
Yasuo,
Yorick,
Yuumi,
Zac,
Zed,
Ziggs,
Zilean,
Zoe,
Zyra,
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snugglyporos · 4 years
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You know riot, rather than constantly redoing lore and breaking everything because changing one person’s lore breaks like ten other champion’s lore...
how about you just... develop your champions lore instead? Like instead of redoing things, you instead developed their actions and progress them as characters?
or maybe just... have them interact with each other? 
because right now you have a whole lot of characters who don’t seem to be actually doing much. and don’t seem to even be on the same planet as each other
like Senna got out of thresh’s lantern and Lucian hasn’t reunited with her, and we haven’t gotten the Lucian and Vayne team up, Mordekaiser and Velkoz haven’t met for some reason, Skarner and Malphite haven’t met, somehow no one has introduced Maokai and Zyra and Ivern to each other...
Guys you would save yourselves so much trouble if instead of trying to constantly change the past and breaking everything you moved forward. 
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grabthelantern · 5 years
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State of the Meta: Handle Mountains With Care
By Helmight
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It’d be a stretch to say I’m a Malphite main, but it wouldn’t be inaccurate to say that I quite enjoy playing the Shard of the Monolith. There’s something relaxing about his low-effort playstyle that soothes the mind, especially after losing a few in a row - and that’s not to mention the power you feel when against a full team of AD champions. Stacking armor on Malphite in that situation makes you as close to unkillable as you can in League (disregarding Kayle/Tryndamere/Kindred ult, of course).
So, while I may not necessarily be the best person to comment on the Malphite changes over on the PBE, I certainly think I can speak with some degree of authority here. The quality of life improvements to his Q are a good touch, and the rework to his W is a welcome change (though I’ll certainly miss Brutal Strikes as they exist at the moment).
However, the biggest point of discussion I wanted to have here centers around Malphite’s state of balance.
Y’see, Malphite right now is one of the healthiest champions in the game. He has a good playrate, a decent winrate, and a super-solid niche. He’s also an excellent beginner champion, and while his room for skill expression is a little low, Malphite is ultimately balanced on most axes. However, the rework - while well-intended, don’t get me wrong - may ultimately ruin that. Worst of all, it won’t be the Rioter making the changes who messes up Malphite - it’ll be us, the community.
Feedback threads are usually a good way to get input from players and helping them feel as though they have some degree of control of the changes, but they can also steer the design of a champion down a dark path. Skarner and Garen spring to mind - when they got reworked back in Season 5, their threads were full of people clamoring for older mechanics to stick around. Riot Repetoir added them back, but hesitantly - and lo and behold, Garen and Skarner were absolutely broken when their reworks hit live.
Malphite is in a similar spot right now - and like the juggernauts, his players have requested that he keep his AP ratios and his triple-armor passive on the W. If the rest of the rework goes through, and Malphite keeps most of what he lost to compensate for the changes, he’ll likely end up too strong and bring down a parade of nerfs. That’s the last thing any of us want (unless you’re a Malphite hater, but who does that?)
I hate to show my inner weeb here, but Fullmetal Alchemist said it best: “in order for anything to be gained, something of equal value must be lost.” If Malphite is to receive a mini-rework that makes him feel better to play, he’ll have to lose power somewhere - and at the very least, we have an opportunity to influence where that is. However, he WILL have to lose something - and hopefully, we’re able to balance everything out and keep our favorite mountain in a good place.
Let me know your thoughts on the Malphite mini-rework in the comments, and be sure to like and reblog this post if you enjoyed it!
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