Simon: I’m sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.
Anthony: Oh? Was that a fight?
Simon: Are you kidding? Daphne said, ‘You’ll have to excuse me’ instead of ‘Please excuse me’.
Simon: She might as well have spit in my face.
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why use dating apps when i can just wander off into a garden at a moonlit night and have a man confess his gut wrenching love for me
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The two things I hate that we are not going to get in season three of Bridgerton is the relationship between Daphne and Colin. One of my favorite moments in the book is the day of Penelope and Colin engagement ball. Colin goes on walk and he ends up at Daphne’s house. And during the conversation he realizes he’s in love with Penelope. Daphne and Simon play such a big role in their relationship. I hate that we’re not going to get it. Calling in Penelope reveal who lady whistledown  is at a ball thrown by Daphne and Simon. 
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EACH BRIDGERTON COUPLE AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES:
Daphne & Simon:
Daphne: “A friend of mine asked me if I’d ever been given the sex talk, and the answer is yes… I think.”
Simon: “My father was COOOLD BLOODED.” + “Does my best friend hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”
Kate & Anthony:
Anthony: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die.”
Kate: “Get out of here with your facts. Just because you’re accurate does not make you interesting.” + “I’m new in town, and it gets worse.”
Benedict & Sophie:
Benedict: “This is a healthy twenty-eight year old man trying his best.”
Sophie: “I was a maid for a while. I was treated well in my day. I worked for a variety of sirs.”
Colin & Penelope:
Colin: “My wife is a bitch and I like her soooooo much.”
Penelope: “We spend most of our time proving to people that we are who we say we are. Think about that for 10 seconds and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.” + “People say crazy things all the time. And those things mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.”
Phillip & Eloise:
Eloise: “Thirteen year olds will make fun of you, but in an accurate way.”
Philip: “It was like, you know one of those days where you just go ‘this might as well happen.’”
Michael & Francesca:
Francesca: “I try to stay optimistic, but I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”
Michael: “We don’t get better than this. It’s just going to be worse versions of me from here on out.” + “And if you think I seem unlikable or out of control in that story, then just remember, that’s one I was willing to tell you.”
Hyacinth & Gareth:
Hyacinth: “Well none of us ever really know our fathers…… Anyway-”
Gareth: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
Lucy & Gregory:
Gregory: “I do hear you, and I also don’t want to be doing what I’m doing.”
Lucy: “In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine.”
Lady Danbury & Lord Ledger:
Lady Danbury: “Shut up you’re all going to die! Street smarts!” + “It’s wrong to make fun of people, but it’s just so fun sometimes.”
Lord Ledger: “My vibe is like ‘hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you.’”
George & Charlotte:
King George: “it seems like everyone, everywhere, is super mad about everything, all the time.”
Queen Charlotte: “I simply do not give a shit what anybody thinks of me in any situation.”
Bonus:
Violet: “Putting a thirteen year old in charge of your younger kids is like getting a dog to babysit your horse. If something goes wrong, they can just maybe get help a little more quickly.”
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Still laughing about the fact that Rege-Jean left the show forever so they quickly changed the contracts, so taht everyone has to appear at least in cameos, after their season is over.
And seeing how much Kanthony is still featured and loved by the fans, I wonder what Daphne x Simon could have had
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bridgerton week | favorite scene | day two
Miss Bridgerton seems to have finally grown tired of waiting for him to pose that all-important question. Or, perhaps, the young miss has simply traded up. Surprising? Quite. Unreasonable? Of course not. After all, why settle for a duke when one can have a prince.
~ Lady Whistledown
Credit: @marlenadia
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