#silas livv

[sageravenshire]

Silas: you’re in danger and in need of help, who do you call?

Kalt: Oryus

Silas: what if Oryus can’t help?

Kalt: if Oryus can’t help, we’re all fucked

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #brotp #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and silas #kalt and oryus #silas and oryus

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Ashe: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit. You're not the man I married.

Kalt: Then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking Dagen!

Silas: I think we should stop playing monopoly now.

#incorrect quotes #original character #original characters #ocs #ashe and kalt #otp #ashetta yla #ashetta #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #ora #of ravens and ashes

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Please, I’m begging you, go see a doctor

Ashe: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and silas

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Whoops

Silas: Whoops? WhoOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #brotp #kalt and silas

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Kalt, you’re crossing a line

Kalt: then don’t draw one

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and silas #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: *pulls ziplock baggie of used coffee grounds out of trash*

Silas: how do you explain this??

Kalt: I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn’t get the rest of my trash dirty

Silas: ..really?

Ashe: yeah he does that

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #orignal character #incorrect quotes #ashe yla #ashetta yla #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #ashe and kalt #ashe and silas #kalt and silas #otp #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: hey can I ask you something?

Kalt, having never made a decision that didn’t fuck him over for months afterward: yes absolutely

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and silas #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: are you saying I’m fat??

Kalt: no! of course not!

Kalt: I’m saying the belt is one hole shy of perfection

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and silas #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: can we go to Jurassic Park??

Silas: it’s not real

Jesse:

Silas: also the dinosaurs eat people

Jesse: not if you pet them first

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #jesse #silas and jesse

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: It’s okay that you’re stupid. Your mouth wasn’t made for talking

Silas: That flirt wasn’t even creative. 2/10, try again

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: why isn’t it working

Ashe: I honestly don’t know

Jesse: you’re telling me it provides sustenance?

Ashe: *nods*

Jesse: why is it not providing us any? did we make it angry?

Silas: YOU HAVE TO PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE FOR IT TO WORK

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #jesse #ashe and silas #ashe and jesse #silas and jesse

[sageravenshire]

Silas: ya know, you’re your own worst enemy

Ashe: undefeated, baby

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and silas

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Indiana Jones? More like Fedora the Explorer

Silas: who’s paying you to say these things

Silas: I’m fucking not

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and silas #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas, calling Kalt: WHERE THE HELLS ARE YOU TWO? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR HOURS

Kalt: oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, and uh…

Ashe, mouthing: escape room

Kalt: …we went to an Escape Room

Silas: WHO THE FUCK GOES TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AFTER A BAR FI-

Silas:

Silas: you’re in jail aren’t you

Ashe, picking a lock in the background: IT’S A ROOM AND WE’RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and silas #ashe and kalt #kalt and silas #otp #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: does there have to be a reason?? is it not enough to give in to your own feral desires??

Silas: please just tell me why you’re hanging from the ceiling over my bed at 2 am

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and silas #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Jesse

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Ashe

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Silas

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kalt

sinnamon roll: Oryus

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #oryus shadowtongue #jesse