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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Oryus: did it hurt when you fell?
Kalt: from heaven? or in love?
Kalt: *winks*
Oryus: you just face-planted down a flight of stairs
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jaecarys-jc-brooks · 4 years
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Oryus: So you have twelve apples and one friend asks for six. What do you have?
Jesse:
Jesse: [tears up]
Jesse: a friend
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Silas: you’re in danger and in need of help, who do you call?
Kalt: Oryus
Silas: what if Oryus can’t help?
Kalt: if Oryus can’t help, we’re all fucked
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Kalt: *hands Oryus a note*
Oryus: what’s this
Kalt: it’s a request for you not to be a bitch today
Oryus: request denied
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Kalt: I hate being touched
Kalt: the last time I touched another person was hand-to-hand combat
Oryus: Ashe is literally hugging you right now
Kalt: this doesn’t count
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Jesse: Please don’t laugh at me if I misuse outdated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?
Oryus, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Jesse: I got everyone presents
Oryus: what is it?
Ashe: you got us jewelry?
Jesse: yeah, they’re mood rings so I know when anyone needs a hug
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sageravenshire · 2 years
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Oryus: you guys are gonna be great parents one day
Ashe: we already are
Oryus: Jesse is not your child
Ashe & Kalt: *visibly offended*
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Oryus, through the door: are you two awake?
Kalt: yes
Oryus: out of bed?
Ashe: yes
Oryus: dressed?
Kalt: you’re asking too much
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Ashe: I’d love some scaly water beef
Oryus: a fish?
Oryus: do you mean a fucking fish?
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Kalt: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Oryus: oh, what am I?
Kalt: Oryus, you only eat dick, so I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Ashe: Kalt, do you think you’d be able to tell if someone was standing right behind you?
Kalt: of course!
Oryus, standing right behind Kalt: *stares into camera like The Office*
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Jesse
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Ashe
Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Silas
Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kalt
sinnamon roll: Oryus
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Kalt: hey, have you ever liked someone so much, but are too scared to say anything?
Ashe: ALL the time
Kalt: same
Ashe:
Kalt:
Oryus: you two are the worst
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Jesse: we’re out of cereal water
Kalt: excuse me… we’re out of whAT now?
Jesse: cereal water :(
Oryus: milk. he’s talking about milk
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sageravenshire · 3 years
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Jesse: we can go to the movies… if you’re allowed in
Oryus: why wouldn’t I be allowed in?
Jesse: you’re not usually allowed to bring snacks into the movies
Oryus:
Jesse: *grins*
Oryus:
Oryus: who taught you this
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