#kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: did it hurt when you fell?

Kalt: from heaven? or in love?

Kalt: *winks*

Oryus: you just face-planted down a flight of stairs

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Silas: you’re in danger and in need of help, who do you call?

Kalt: Oryus

Silas: what if Oryus can’t help?

Kalt: if Oryus can’t help, we’re all fucked

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #brotp #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and silas #kalt and oryus #silas and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: *hands Oryus a note*

Oryus: what’s this

Kalt: it’s a request for you not to be a bitch today

Oryus: request denied

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: I hate being touched

Kalt: the last time I touched another person was hand-to-hand combat

Oryus: Ashe is literally hugging you right now

Kalt: this doesn’t count

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #otp #ashe and kalt #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus #ashe and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: you guys are gonna be great parents one day

Ashe: we already are

Oryus: Jesse is not your child

Ashe & Kalt: *visibly offended*

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #otp #oryus shadowtongue #jesse #ashe and kalt #kalt and oryus #ashe and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Oryus, through the door: are you two awake?

Kalt: yes

Oryus: out of bed?

Ashe: yes

Oryus: dressed?

Kalt: you’re asking too much

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #oryus shadowtongue #ashe and kalt #ashe and oryus #kalt and oryus #otp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Oryus: oh, what am I?

Kalt: Oryus, you only eat dick, so I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Ashe: Kalt, do you think you’d be able to tell if someone was standing right behind you?

Kalt: of course!

Oryus, standing right behind Kalt: *stares into camera like The Office*

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #oryus shadowtongue #ashe and kalt #ashe and oryus #kalt and oryus #otp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: hey, have you ever liked someone so much, but are too scared to say anything?

Ashe: ALL the time

Kalt: same

Ashe:

Kalt:

Oryus: you two are the worst

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus #ashe and kalt #ashe and oryus #otp

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: we’re out of cereal water

Kalt: excuse me… we’re out of whAT now?

Jesse: cereal water :(

Oryus: milk. he’s talking about milk

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #jesse and oryus #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #gayotp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Anyone have a nickname they wanna be called?

Jesse: Young boo-boo

Oryus: Nicknames are cancelled

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #jesse and oryus #gayotp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Bad things always happen to me. It’s like I have bad luck!

Oryus: You don’t have bad luck

Oryus: Bad things always happen to you because you’re an idiot

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: can you stop your emo phase already

Oryus: be glad I’m not telling you to deal with your abandonment issues

Ashe: OH SNAP

#ora #of ravens and ashes #original characters #ocs #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and kalt #ashe and oryus #kalt and oryus #otp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: From now on, we’re using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle 1”

Kalt: Oryus is “Been There, Done That”

Kalt: Ashe is “Currently Doing That”

Kalt: Jesse is “It Happened Once in a Dream”

Kalt: And Silas is... “Eagle 2”

Silas: Oh thank the gods

#ocs #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #brotp #original characters #otp #kalt ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #silas livv #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #ashe and kalt #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #kalt and silas

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: uh oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility

Oryus: this day just got more sinister

#ocs #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #original characters #kalt ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: *spills juice from his nose because he was laughing too hard*

Oryus: I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Kalt: well, you don’t have to

Oryus: I’m gonna

#ocs #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #original characters #gayotp #oryus shadowtongue #jesse #oryus and jesse #jesse and oryus #kalt and oryus