#silas and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Silas: you’re in danger and in need of help, who do you call?

Kalt: Oryus

Silas: what if Oryus can’t help?

Kalt: if Oryus can’t help, we’re all fucked

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #brotp #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and silas #kalt and oryus #silas and oryus

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Silas: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Oryus: Bold of you to assume I was held.

#original character #ocs #original characters #silas livv #oryus shadowtongue #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes

[sageravenshire]

Silas: what’s your favorite fruit?

Jesse: bananas because they don’t have any bones

Silas:

———

Silas: what’s your favorite fruit?

Oryus: Jesse

Silas:

Silas: I’m just trying to make a fucking salad

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #jesse and oryus #silas and jesse #silas and oryus #gayotp

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: guys, I’m running for office

Jesse: cool! where do you stand?

Kalt: behind

Silas: what

Oryus: no, what’s your position?

Kalt: top

Silas: stop

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #kalt and silas #jesse and oryus #silas and oryus #silas and jesse #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Ashe, rushing out the door: Hi, Silas - Bye, Silas!

Silas: Dad...? Was that you...?

Kalt, snorting: Like he would acknowledge you

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and silas #ashe and kalt #silas and oryus #brotp #otp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Oh...cheer up, will you? *punches Oryus’ arm*

Oryus: How is punching me in the arm supposed to make me feel better?

Silas: I don’t know... It works with the soldiers

Oryus: Well, they’re idiots, aren’t they?

Silas: I’m a soldier

Oryus: I rest my case

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #oryus shadowtongue #silas livv #silas and oryus

[sageravenshire]

[after Silas got a head injury]

Silas: Guys, I can’t see

Jesse: You can’t see??

Kalt: He can’t see!!

Oryus, walking into the room: You put a fucking washcloth over his eyes

Kalt: *looks at Silas*

Kalt: *looks at Jesse*

Kalt: We’re a bunch of special boys

Silas: I hate you

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #brotp #kalt and silas #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #jesse and oryus #silas and oryus #silas and jesse

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Oryus: Can’t relate

Jesse: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #silas livv #oryus shadowtongue #jesse #jesse and oryus #silas and jesse #silas and oryus #gayotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Guys, I almost choked to death last night

Oryus: You’ll be fine. Next time, just stay still and breathe through your nose before you take more

Silas:

Silas: I was talking about choking on food... What are you talking about?

Oryus: I was talking about choking on...stuff, in general

Kalt, not looking up from his book: Jesse’s “stuff in general”

Jesse: *chokes on drink*

#ora #of ravens and ashes #original characters #ocs #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #oryus shadowtongue #jesse #kalt and silas #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #jesse and oryus #silas and jesse #silas and oryus #brotp #gayotp

[sageravenshire]

Silas: Why did you get arrested?

Ashe: We really don't know

Kalt: Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Oryus: They got pulled over, and when the officer said "papers," Ashe yelled "scissors" and Kalt drove off

#ora #of ravens and ashes #original characters #ocs #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #ashetta yla #ashe yla #oryus shadowtongue #ashe and kalt #kalt and oryus #ashe and oryus #otp #silas livv #kalt and silas #ashe and silas #silas and oryus #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: didn’t you say you have a cannibal friend?

Silas: I wouldn’t say they’re friends, per se...

Kalt: no no we’re friends

Silas: he ate kids!

Kalt, shrugging: people are complicated

#ora #of ravens and ashes #original characters #ocs #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #oryus shadowtongue #kalt and oryus #kalt and silas #silas and oryus #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Oryus: $20 says you can’t guess how tall Silas is...

[Kalt and Silas look at each other and scoff]

Oryus: ...in egg rolls

[Kalt turns very serious]

*2 minutes later*

[Silas laying down with egg rolls lined next to him]

Kalt: 24...25...26!! AHAHA

Oryus, muttering: dammit

Kalt, eating egg roll: celebration egg roll!

Silas: that was on the floor!

Kalt: you’re on the floor

#ora #of ravens and ashes #original characters #ocs #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #oryus shadowtongue #kalt ravenshire #silas livv #kalt and oryus #kalt and silas #silas and oryus #brotp

[sageravenshire]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Jesse

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Ashe

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Silas

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kalt

sinnamon roll: Oryus

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #oryus shadowtongue #jesse

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: From now on, we’re using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle 1”

Kalt: Oryus is “Been There, Done That”

Kalt: Ashe is “Currently Doing That”

Kalt: Jesse is “It Happened Once in a Dream”

Kalt: And Silas is... “Eagle 2”

Silas: Oh thank the gods

#ocs #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #brotp #original characters #otp #kalt ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #silas livv #jesse #oryus shadowtongue #ashe and kalt #kalt and oryus #kalt and jesse #kalt and silas

[sageravenshire]

Kalt, walks into the room: I’m gonna read a book

Silas: nice

Jesse: which book?

Oryus: *eyeing suspiciously*

Ashe, runs in: KALT YOU MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME BACK MY DIARY

#ocs #of ravens and ashes #ora #incorrect quotes #ravenshire #brotp #otp #original characters #kalt ravenshire #ashe yla #ashetta yla #ashe and kalt #silas livv #oryus shadowtongue #jesse

[sageravenshire]

Silas: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Ashe: What if it bites itself and I die?

Jesse: It’s voodoo!

Ashe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Oryus: That’s correlation, not causation

Ashe: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Kalt: That’s kinky

#ora #of ravens and ashes #ocs #original characters #incorrect quotes #kalt ravenshire #ravenshire #silas livv #ashe yla #ashetta yla #otp #ashe and kalt #ashe and silas #ashe and jesse #ashe and oryus #jesse #oryus shadowtongue