#shut up Mel

[emilythezeldafan]

Y/N who sees Norman kill someone as Mother and is just like "uh-huh totally normal" then goes to clean up the body

#humour #Norman Bates #Psycho 1960 #Mel speaks #sincerely Mel #shut up Mel #Mel's weird brain void

[moodiest-moon-jelly]

Death is the true escape room solution

#shut up mel #thats it. thats the post

[mazandaroga]

I have to post the final chapter of Seiryoku in like two days and I still have to write 10k words or something alsksla pray for me

#shut up mel #*cracks knuckles #help

[melmaos]

shoutout to the people rting my old ass pegoryus. I see u and i hear u and i love u

#shut up mel #i dont remember what tags i used #its been so long since ive last been active but my notifs r still on so i am lurking. and i am stalking

[exlibrisfangirl]

So... I had a fall last Thursday (Spine: 174729, Mel: 0) and then promptly came down with COVID... for the third time. 🙃 (The two misfortunes are unrelated, but when it rains it pours, eh?)

I had to go in to work tonight (even though I should still be quarantined) because the other night staffer who usually works on Wednesday nights called out sick.

Lo and behold, it turns out we are in the midst of a COVID outbreak at work. 😐 I am here - still sick myself, and barely able to function - with a BRAND NEW EMPLOYEE (it's her second night on the job, she knows how to do NOTHING) who has to stay at the other end of the building by herself all night, while my immunocompromised ass supervises the quarantined sick kids AND does all of the computer work. Whilst in excruciating pain, exhausted, and feeling like I might keel over at any moment. Cool.

Also, it has been snowing here for two days. The trees lining my street had JUST reached peak color, and I feel like I've been robbed of the remainder of Fall. When I turned on the radio in the car tonight, my favorite station was playing EXCLUSIVELY Christmas music. It's November 2nd.

I am just... 1000% done with everything right now. 🥴 Send happy things?

#sometimes mel says stuff #personal post #shut up mel #nobody cares #pandemic pandemonium #covidー19

[gardenerian]

Now I’m thinking about how ian and mickey try to act professional at work but sometimes things happen where the ‘husband’ side comes out and has no shame.

i love it! dr jekyll and mr hyde: husband edition skdfhjk UMM actually.... wait. WAIT. this is an idea i can actually get behind.... there is an AU here somewhere... i need to let this marinate.... okay...

ANYWAYS. yeah! they're trying to tone down the annoying marrieds energy 😅 so they (try to) keep it Very Professional until mickey wears a tight t shirt and ian loses his absolute cool in front of everyone... or ian is clumsy and falls down some stairs in a warehouse and mickey goes full husband over it lmao i can see it very clearly 😭

#fun fact i was in jekyll and hyde in college #and a bigass banner of my face in that show is still just on a lamp post on campus #just: my face asdkjh #COME TO SCHOOL HERE AND SEE THIS RIDICULOUS FACE EVERY DAY #anyways i guess today is a day where i just say nonsense in the tags #and everywhere else #shut up mel #OKAY will do #anon this is brilliant and i love your brain #mel answers

[swaggenderfrank]

getting back into tumblr just to say all the fucked up shit i think constantly

#shut up mel #text post

[roses-and-angelwings]

I almost have a thousand followers.

I don't even know when that happened.

Last time I looked I only had 300.

#shut up mel #a pleasant surprise #made my day

[inthedarkofficial]

Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

#zagreus: shut up old man #I have been thinking of that loki taco bell post for DAYS since starting Hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades 2 #homer #zagreus #melinoe #also I can't stop thinking about how close Mel and Homer are #she realised her life had a narrator and decided to befriend them #meanwhile the same thing happened to Zag and he just decided it was On Sight

[1am-s0-veryt1red]

the amount of bots on this app is unreal

#every day i log in and every day i am followed by 2 or 3 more bots #tumblr bots #like #at this point im convinced nobody real is on this app #i'm just talking to myself #shut up mel #i dont have any real followers #and im being /srs about that #they are all bots #this is not me begging for followers btw #this is just me being tired of blocking every one i come across

[acesartemis]

lol what are the odds that i passed a kidney stone on my 18th birthday and 2 weeks shy of my 30th I find out I have gall stones

#shut up mel #tmi

[emilythezeldafan]

*won't shut up about Psycho 1960 in the hopes someone catches my hyperfixation*

#out of roleplay #Psycho 1960 #Norman Bates #Psycho Franchise #I can't be bothered to tag the rest of it but just know I've seen II and III too and am equally feral #sincerely mel #shut up mel #does anyone talk about this fandom anymore-

[moodiest-moon-jelly]

My 10+ year blog has been terminated.. Here I am, trying to find mutuals once more. Im more broken than before. Used to have 6 side blogs. This will likely be more messy of a blog than before cuz nah

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

#shut up mel #i cant believe its all gone

[agirlinacrazyworld]

One day I will maintain healthy habits, and then I will be unstoppable.

#like asking for help #or going to bed on time #gods I’m so happy I have therapy this week #shut up mel #personal

[moonrisecoeur]

okay, i get pegging re2 leon......

but pegging older leon? vendetta leon or death island leon? ughhh

i feel like vendetta leon would be more apprehensive about it at first but would later get into it.

but death island leon...... he embraces it. doesn't hesitate whatsoever. he's cocky about it, too, so you make him take bigger straps. loves deepthroating them for you to get them nice and wet <33

MEL !!

when i catch you ricky when i catch you…

old man leon taking my cock like a good fucktoy is always on the brain. give him to me nowwww. (he’s not even old but he’s u know. older)

i am also obsessed with making leon suck on the strap maybe i should write something for that…like genuinely that might lowkey be my favorite thing to to think about with leon genuinely dawg my bestie nic can attest i am crazy about re6 leon especially sucking the strap get him over here that’s my man

just okay. set the scene. he’s on his knees at the edge of the bed. ur sitting on the bed. he’s got a pillow underneath his legs bc his poor knees will hurt if he doesn’t have something soft under them !! old man.

he kisses the tip just to be cheeky, make you giggle, and then he drags his tongue from the base, inhaling the scent of your skin, up back to the tip, before wrapping his lips around it.

idk if id rather watch him give the strap a blowjob knowing it’s not doing anything to get me off but it’s the almost humiliating aspect of him putting in so much work just to amuse me that’s the best part… or if i want to force it down his throat and make him deepthroat it.

maybe he struggled initially at the beginning of the relationship to deepthroat, repress the gag reflex, but the easier it gets, the more it amuses u cuz like. i'm sure he didn’t plan on getting his throat fucked regularly when he said he’d be ur boyfriend or whatever but here he is. mid thirties with his younger girlfriend who just loves to shove her fingers or dildos or her strap down his throat. whatever his baby wants he supposes.

i mean he’s a guy who’ll give u whatever u want. if watching him suck on a piece of silicone before you fuck him stupid gets you off, then so be it.

#mel <3 #i literally have to force myself to shut up about leon sucking on the strap #i will keep talking about it forever until i die if i don’t #resident evil #leon kennedy #sub leon kennedy #anon #leon kennedy smut #resident evil smut #leon kennedy resident evil #sub leon kennedy smut

[exlibrisfangirl]

Getting blocked by blogs I really enjoy with zero explanation is such a bewildering experience for me. Especially when I have no idea why they blocked me. My anxious, autistic brain just hates not knowing. Like... what did I do wrong? Did I unknowingly offend them somehow with my tags? Did they read my bio and get weirded out by something there? Did they get mad because I liked a post but didn't reblog it fast enough? (I use likes as a bookmarking tool, and then I put the post in my drafts to reblog later; that's just my personal system.)

In the grand scheme of things, I know it's silly to get worked up over something so trivial, but I just want to know what I did wrong, so I can try to avoid making that mistake again. 😔 This has happened to me several times now, and I hate feeling like I've offended someone whose creative work I admire.

#this extends to other social media platforms too tbh #tumblr problems #neurodivergent #autism #anxiety #etc. etc. #sometimes mel says stuff #shut up mel #nobody cares #personal post