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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 9 months

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New tf2 AU time besties <3

Major gore warning for the story!! Seriously. It's kinda bad so keep reading with caution ⚠️

Cheavy realizes what he has done, and deems it pointless to keep having Medic around anyways. So to ensure the man dies he confiscates the medigun and leaves Medic to bleed to death. Which he does, very quickly and painfully.

Okay so basically, this is a barely thought out (as it often is) shitty little au where, early on during Medic's recruitment into the TFC team, Cheavy snaps after having to endure misdemeanor after misdemeanor from Medic, and rips his tongue out in a fit of rage for "talking too much".

Idrk what happens between Medic and the Devil, but what I got so far is that the Devil decides eternity in Hell isn't a suitable punishment for Medic. Instead he sends him out back to the mortal plane as a ghost, unable to interact with the people and the world in any way, cursed to watch his team move on without him and spend centuries isolated into a slow decent to further madness.

And then the TF2 comic events happens, and Medic finds out holy shit, he can interact with people, but only with his teammates and through possession. Turns out the time he spent dying and coming back to life in the Respawn machine with the others kinda fucked up the ghost logic and he found a loophole, yayy 🎉🎉🎉

He cannot speak as a ghost (because no tongue, duh) so he uses his teammates as his voice, and sometimes Archimedes, which is very horrifying to hear and see for everyone concerned <3

No blood version:

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shittyfoxholecourtaus · 5 years

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au where the entire series takes place inside of a waffle house

#tfc #the foxhole court #shitty tfc au #aftg #all for the game

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heymrstargazer · 3 years

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have some band au content

#click for quality #dont mind andrew drooling off to the side like a fool #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #the foxhole court #tfc #aftg fanart #jensens shitty band au #jensens art

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callmesirkay · 3 years

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drummer andrew..

#aftg #tfc #andrew minyard #andrew minyard lives in my head rent free #aftg band au #the foxhole court #all for the game #listen y’all i got tired and wanted to finish it so we’re all just gonna have to live with the shitty background #watercolor #traditional art

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neilsfine · 6 years

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aftg au where the cousins + neil speak morse code instead of german

#and i do mean speak #imagine aggressive beeping #okay actually either speak or they carry around tiny clickers #idk i need sleep #shitty aftg au #tfc #aftg #the foxhole court #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick

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bookwormlostinwonderland · 5 years

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tfc/hsm au

I`m still feeling utterly horrendous, so please bear with me if this is the worst thing you have ever heard. I`m so exhausted and practically rattling with medication at the minute, that I can`t tell. I mean, it sounded like a good idea when it came to me when I was in the middle of a midday nap…then again, I also thought it was a good idea to try and eat something an hour ago and I`m still regretting that, so, who knows? I`m not the best judge of anything at the moment, apart from the flu. I think I`m perfectly qualified to say that it isn’t very bloody fun.

Anyway, let’s start typing and see what happens! High school musical, meet the foxhole court!

-So Neil, our favourite exy obsessed boy, is still our favourite, exy obsessed boy. He`s going to play the part of Troy, only in this crazy mashup, he plays exy instead of basketball. He`s cute, dedicated to his sport, and most definitely doesn’t sing.

-Enter Andrew, he`s going to be our little genius, Gabriella, only with a little less cheer and adorableness.

-It`s New Year and Nicky, who has only recently taken the twins in, has dragged them off to some crappy party. He may have also just signed his own death warrant and signed them up for karaoke.

-When the time comes, Aaron is nowhere to be found and Andrew is sulking in the corner and frightening off anyone who dares try to speak to him

-Somehow, they manage to drag him onto the stage. Maybe Nicky bribed him, maybe it had something to do with this other kid they were pulling over, who looked even more apprehensive than he did

-When she found out Neil was going to spend the holidays doing nothing but practicing, Alison (also on the school exy team) dragged him along with her. Which he does appreciate, but he`d really rather have been left to his own devices. Now she`s forcing him to go to some damn party and all he wants is go to bed, he does not want to perform shitty karaoke, just so she can plaster the evidence all over social media.

-So anyway, they get dragged onto the stage, cursing their friends/family, glaring at each other, because they`d really rather be getting operated on without anaesthesia right now. Anything but this.

-The music starts and Andrew is about to storm off, because this guy is just standing there gormlessly, looking like a total flight risk, but then he just opens his mouth and…oh.

-Okay, so this guy can sing.

-Not that Andrew knows anything about singing. Or cares about it at all. He was never a tiny little seven year old, all excited about playing a big part in the school play, only for nobody to show up and watch him perform. He didn’t have to watch all the other kids get hugged and praised by their parents for playing the super important part of tree number 4, while he was left there alone and teary eyed, with the teacher giving him a pitiful look

-And crap, Nicky is probably filming this right now. He should run off the stage, he should go and punch him for signing him up for this. But this other guy is staring at him, and oh shit, it must be his turn, and oh crap he actually kinda likes this stupid song, and oh fine, whatever, he`ll sing the damn thing! It isn`t as though he`s ever going to see this guy again.

-Like the movie, they get really into it and he hates to admit it, but it`s actually kind of…fun. They talk afterwards and exchange numbers.

-Cue the first day back at school. Nicky has moved them all to a different place for a fresh start and wow, would you believe it, who does Gabriella/Andrew bump into within like half hour of being there?

-He also meets Bee, the drama teacher, who can`t stop going on and on about auditions for the school musical. There`s also Renee (Taylor) from the smarty-pants club, Jean (Kelsey), and the crown jewels of the school, the exy team (Neil, Dan, Matt, Alison, Seth, Thea, Jeremy, Alvarez and Laila.)

-In this world, the Moriyamas are the big guys in the entertainment world. You don`t want to cross them, not unless you are happy with the coveted role of background character number 17 being the crowning moment in your career.

-Riko and Kevin take on the role of Sharpay and Ryan. They`ve received the best training since they made their first steps/words. But because Riko is jealous Kevin is more talented than him, he is basically treated like a glorified background singer.

#tfc #the foxhole court #all for the game #aftg #tfc au #high school musical #hsm au #my post #i ramble about tfc

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green-t-ea · 2 years

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I posted 2,594 times in 2021

159 posts created (6%)

2435 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 15.3 posts.

I added 1,607 tags in 2021

#etho - 1319 posts

#bdubs - 66 posts

#llsmp spoilers - 60 posts

#art - 37 posts

#green rambles - 32 posts

#<op tags - 26 posts

#shadow people au - 19 posts

#llsmp - 18 posts

#dsmp - 17 posts

#:o - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#the fact that he went to minecon and didnt tell anybody and the only reason they knew he was thre was arter the fact when he logged on with-

My Top Posts in 2021

Some of my more simple thoughts on Etho and his relationship with time (lore wise):

Some(a lot of) evidence would show he either dosent experience time the same as everyone else, or something happened that skewed his perception of it compelatly (in my opinion the 2ed has more to it)

He seems out of place in smp's and multiplayer no? Like he expects there to be more time, seasons always end to quick, beef always cuts their meet ups with pause short to soon. He laments how fast those times go and talks about how many unfinished projects he has. Like he was expecting to have so so much more time.

It's uncanny.

He keeps the broken connections to smp's long gone, he still has the broken connection to long gone Mindcrack seasons memorized like they still have a place in this time. Like it hasn't been years and years.

For Etho time does not apply

Just like his world, time is very old, and it is very broken.

His world is old, that is a fact true to the core. Worlds are not meant to linger. Not for as long as he has dragged his behind him.

Worlds are meant to be explored and used and then upgraded, remade. When the world becomes new with a refreshment of new updates it becomes fresh and fixed of any past.

His world expands ever onward back through time. Where other worlds are often left and recreated at the starting signs of entropy his is still around.

Some people assume he must be an operator like no other, to keep a world operational for decades like he has.

In reality? The world is broken

Broken to it's core, compounding errors simply build up and up until the layers hold their own structure again. Masking all the decay.

If you were to see his world a chip away in the abandoned places? Oh the horrors you'd find. Entropy follows him and his world in an ever lasting march, anything left behind starts to warp.

A long abandoned strip mine was filled to brims with wood supports, if you picked away at that outer crush you would see crumbling black and magenta spilling out like a rotting mycelium core.

Just like his world and just like him, Time is old. And it is broken.

In his sanctuary there is always enough time, enough time for any project. For anything he could want, enough time to fix everything broken and enough time for it to be broken again.

Outside of that environment he has spent his decades in, rarely leaving to see others he knows. To partake in their servers and rejoice?

He is out of place in it all.

After all,

He predates hunger itself.

Etho may not be a god or god like. But something follows him and trails his steps. Entropy waits with everyone, but it follows him.

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I've been reading 'The red sun never sets' by my friend @redstone-sun and it's so fucking good and inspiring and ooooooooo it's given me many idea

So I made fanart

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*pulls up little shitty microphone*

Pst hermitblr. You know how we all go crazy for evo lore and stuff with grian when none of it's ever mentioned in hermitcraft? Like all the winged grian head canons and stuff that come from it? And the fandom notorious love for non human skins ect?

Lets try and apply some of that to the other hermits because if you think about it almost every hermit has other series that have some really rich ideas we could apply to head canons and stories in hermitcraft.

Like the herobrine tfc headconons? Did you know outside of digging near perfect mine shafts all under the s6 world he also has a series where he walks to the far lands (a place very closely tied with herobrine) similar to the far lands or bust series by kurtjmac? How cool is that? This amazing grandpa has been walking to the far lands simultaneously while being the hermit amoung hermits! The lore implications are somthing! Not to mention the fallout overseer type stuff and how interesting it is already!

Not to mention the 10 years of over arching lore and storytelling from etho. The man has the longest running let's play world and it has some lore built up over the 10 years, I could talk about it for hours and how interesting etho is beyond the part hermitblr typically looks at (aka the nho and sock monkey buisness) and how much more there is hen that, even past ep 404 the lore is further back then even that!

Not to mention most older hermits or past mind-crack players know the name Vechs and with fear it or look to it as a challenge. It has so many interesting things to think about.

Did you know Cleo played modded? She did witchery and honestly that's head canon worthy on its own!

So hermitblr, maybe try turning your skills to other hermits you love, dig into their series and find some gold all for your own! Find some head canons buried in the things they do outside of hermitcraft!

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Help I can't stop

238 notes • Posted 2021-09-11 11:29:06 GMT

Etho is a war criminal. Not in that "oh your fav is evil" way either. Mans has done canonical unethical science/torture.

(check reblogs for context)

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mixeurants · 7 years

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Devil wears Prada AU - TFC

Neil is on the run from his father, the owner of the biggest fur farm industry by day, butcher of Baltimore by night.

Neil is full of dark secrets he doesn't plan to ever reveal, but growing up as a fugitive is tiring, and Neil considers taking a break for a while, only a few months, nothing more. He finds a quiet place with Matt an Dan, through a crumpled ad pined to a board at the diner where he's waiting for the night to end.

It will have to be enough for what he needs. It’s only a place in an old sofa, crammed in a corner of the main room of their apartment. He doesn’t mind not having a room of his own, since they have a safe he can use to store his few belongings. They don ‘t give him an explanation as to why they have one, in such a shitty place, and he doesn’t inquire. In fact, not a lot of information is exchanged between them. All he knows is that they badly need the money, and he badly needs to stop and just… Pretend to live for some time.

He doesn’t want them to ask questions or to start preying about his personal life, and they don’t. He’s content just getting up in the morning and go on a run until he comes back for lunch with Matt (who never stops acting friendly, and that’s something he can’t allow himself to question, because it seems like a can of worms he’ll be content staying far away from).

But that’s until Matt and Dan take it upon themselves to meddle with how he occupies his day.

« You’ve gotta have something to occupy yourself with !

-I do. I run.

-See ? That’s exactly what I mean. »

Neil really doesn’t, but he ends up giving up, too tired to keep arguing, and hoping deep inside that they’re right and an occupation is what’s missing in his life. So when later that day Dan mentions the assistant who got fired earlier that morning, Neil wonders aloud if he could apply for the job. His quiet words are followed by a sudden hush at the dinner table, Matt and Dan both looking at him with huge eyes, before erupting into laugher.

« You don’t even know where we work !

-I know what being an assistant means. You just have to answer the phone and take notes, bring coffee cups sometimes… Right ?

-Omg, Neil…

-Besides, you wanted me to get a job or something, right ?

-I did, but, that’s… Really not what I meant.

-Neil, we work for a fashion magasine.

-Yeah, and ? »

Dan and Matt look at each other before eyeing Neil from head to toe, bending themselves over the table to do so. He doesn’t usually care about the way he looks like, besides checking his hair each morning to see if the roots are showing, but Neil stills feels a little insulted by their pointed stares. Maybe that’s why he decides to present himself the next morning anyway, following Dan and Matt after they get ready for the day. They’ve ended up laughing about it together, joking about the drastic change Neil will make once inside Runway’s walls. Dan gently suggested he puts on « something less ragged », but she abandonned quickly after Neil answered that his other jean was in the drier in a flat voice.

Once inside, Matt gives them a quick wave before going his way, and Dan takes Neil by the arm, both as a sign to follow her and a way to indicate that he was with her. She pushes him into a pristine, white office after a seemingly endless elevator ride. Her gaze instantly focuses on him, and while Dan and Matt’s made him slightly uncomfortable, hers only makes anger slowly rise inside himself.

« What is that.

-That is Neil, our roommate. And I need you to make us a huge favor, he wants to postulate as Day’s assistant.

-You are joking, right ? » she says after a long silence.

A few minutes of intense pleading and a bet later, Neil is led to the last floor of the building and left there by Alisson, who is « very busy » and has « no time for charity work ». Not for too long tho, because a tiny blond man enters shortly after, makes a beeline for the desk in front of Neil, sits down, takes a sip of the huge cup of coffee in his hand and finally looks at Neil, like he’d known he was there all along but simply couldn’t bother to care about it.

« Are you lost or something ? Go bother someone else about it.

-Alisson told me to wait here.

-That’s great. I don’t care. »

Eventually Kevin gets in and apparently, that’s the guy who badly needs a competent assistant and « really is that so much to ask for ? »

That’s also a ghost from Neil’s past, and he might have sprinted away if not for the clear signs that Kevin has absolutely no memories of him. After some time spent monologuing about the incompetence of people these days, he finally focuses on Neil.

« Who’s that ?

-A homeless hobo, obviously. I’m calling Seth to take care of him, Andrew answers.

-No, wait. »

Even Neil is surprised. Kevin quickly assesses Neil’s state of being, before asking a few questions. How fast can you run ? Do you think you could get downstairs faster than the elevator right now ? How long can you hold your breath ? Could you cut the line at the coffeeshop in case of emergency ? Even if that means pushing an old man on the floor ?

This is probably the strangest interview Neil’s been a part of, no matter it being his first one. He must do okay tho, because an hour later he’s sent to his first errand, despite Andrew’s exasperated lack of expression. Neil does notice Alisson slipping Matt some bills at the end of the day.

« So you got in ? No one believed it, you know, he tells him happily. How was it ?

-Horrible. Kevin is a nightmare.

-You finally give up, then ?

-Are you kidding ? Of course not. »

He strides forward and misses the incredulous look on Matt’s face.

· After a few weeks spent running in circles to complete Kevin’s impossible requests, Neil is taken aside by Nicky, who’s in charge of the mail and the Love Advice pages.

« Here, take this, he says giving Neil a huge bag apparently full of clothes. You should start wearing this starting tomorrow. There’s a lookbook, in case you don’t know how to wear some of it. » His face clearly says that Neil will be in desesperate need of that book.

« Thanks, but I already have clothes. Besides, if Kevin is unhappy about it, he can tell me himself.

-Oh, that’s… Don’t tell him I said it, but it’s actually from Andrew. Apparently he’s tired of seeing a dumpster on legs everyday, his words. In fact, I should beg you to wear them, I might be in danger if you don’t, » he adds, laughing.

Neil doesn’t quite know what to think of it, because Andrew seems to almost go to some extremes to show how much he doesn’t care about him. He wouldn’t have thought more about it though, if not for Nicky’s next words.

« He also asked that you stop wearing contacts, since you apparently don’t need correction ? » In his defense, Nicky does look sorry for Neil to out him like this. It doesn’t stop the chill Neil feels from following him on his way home.

· Riko is editor-in-chief of the European branch of Runway, which is awfully close to Neil’s past for his own comfort. Closer, much closer than Neil might think, in fact. It shouldn’t be a problem, but then Kevin spends the whole day without getting out of his office, alternating between yelling at people on the phone and not-so-secretly downing shots. Neil would be happy about not seeing him all day, if not for Andrew mentionning in a sarcastic tone that he’s unhappy about being forced to add a section on the latest fur trend, and how « lovely » the reunion with Riko will be on that particular photoshoot.

Neil can put two and two together easily enough.

· Wymack is the budget manager. Matt actually works the lighting on photoshoots, with Dan as a hairstylist. Alisson is the trend tracker and main designer. Renee, a quiet, nice girl Neil can’t bring himself to trust, is the official photograph of Runway. Neil also learns that, apparently, Andrew has a brother who’s dating one of the models ? Nicky tells him, as an explanation for the unbearable tension everytime Andrew walks into a room with one of the models, no matter which one.

He doesn’t actually understand Andrew’s job, at first. On paper, he’s supposed to be « the first assistant » to Kevin, but Neil never saw him doing any assisting. In fact, Andrew seems to make it a rule to always do the exact opposite of what is asked of him. He does answer the phone, but it’s a wonder to Neil how Runway can function when Andrew is so impolite during everycall that surely he’s sent more that one investor running in fury.

· One night, when Neil’s tired enough to actually close his eyes and accidentally falls asleep after a whole day of running around to satisfy Kevin’s every desire, he’s suddenly jostled awake by the sound of a box slammed on his desk.

He lifts his head with some difficulties and is faced with a soup countainer and Andrew retreating to his own chair. He doesn’t look at him and goes back to his card games on his computer while telling him to eat before it gets cold. Neil has indeed skipped his lunch and dinner, as his stomach reminds him by growling, and it’s already past 2am. He certainly didn’t think Andrew would have noticed. In the end, he’s too hungry and thankful to question it further ? Things are back to normal the next day anyway, with Andrew scowling at him furiously when Neil greets him.

#tfc #andreil #the foxhole court #tfc fanfic #tfc prompt

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