#shitposts from the gas station

[spencer-effing-middleton]

In celebration of That 70s Show getting a 90s themed sequel/spin-off, have a meme :)

#why is it that i default to making tftgs memes when i get depressed at 2 in the morning?????? #coping mechanism 101 i guess #tales from the gas station #tftgs #tales from the gas station memes #tftgs memes #jack townsend #spencer middleton #tftgs spencer #tftgs jack #gasstationjack #tales from the gas station shitpost #shitposts from the gas station #the dark god sees you #the dark god awaits you

[smallsynth]

hear me out

#i'm gonna write it. maybe. #i just think a crossover or crackfic between these would be EXTREMELY funny. #tftgs #tales from the gas station #bistro huddy #i had like 3 different versions of this drawn up #shitposting #may make a sequel to this post idfk

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

Please reblog this btw! I want to see what people who haven’t seen the series think

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #Jack Townsend #creepypasta #shitpost

[00-spiriit-00]

Hello Tales from the Gas Station community.

#tales from the gas station #fanart #tftgs spencer #tftgs jack #tftgs jerry #tftgs rosa #spencer middleton #jack townsend #jerry pascal #rosa vasquez #tw blood #tw eye strain #possibly #tw gun #if I missed any tags lmk #shitpost #I’m only on vol 3 so no spoiler bro activity #Creepypasta

[stockingshell]

idk what this would be in response to but its kinda hilarious

#cursed #cursed angel dust #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel #angel #u wut #shitpost #dont ever buy no weed from the gas station

[lost-at-hacketts-quarry]

Don't never buy no summer camp from Northkill, NY, bro.

If the camp leader ain't in your contacts, don't never go to the summer camp, bro. I went up there one day early for the camp season, got pulled over by a weird cop, was redirected to some strange motel (not even a hotel, bro), obviously didn't go, and then got jumped upon arriving at Hackett's Quarry, and now I'm in jail? My motherfucking eye got clawed out by my boyfriend that's now a werewolf somehow because we were jumped by a werewolf apparently, but my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for Chris Hackett now, bro. What the fuck did you get us into? Look at my boyfriend, bro- he's hideous.

#the quarry #shitpost status #laura kearney #max brinly #travis hackett #chris hackett #loosely based off of dont never buy no weed from the gas station #this idea came to me last night and im finally writing it out now #this is satire

[multi-lefaiye]

[Image Description: A drawing of Spencer Middleton, a character from Tales From the Gas Station, drawn from the waist up. Spencer is a leanly muscular man with long, ginger hair streaked with grey and hanging loosely around his shoulders. His eyes are dark blue and he has a large, violent scar across his throat, as well as a scar curving around his jaw. He has a wide grin on his face, showing sharp teeth, as he glances towards the viewer. In one hand he holds a long, serrated knife, which he rests the thumb of his other hand against the tip of. He’s wearing a light colored tank-top. Spencer is stained and spattered with blood, across his tank-top, face, hands, and the knife he’s holding. More blood drips from his mouth, staining his teeth. Handwritten text next to Spencer reads #justgirlythings, with a heart drawn beneath it. Spencer is standing against a plain brown background. End ID.]

“Covered in blood, just girly things ❤”

I’ve had the song Pink Rover by Scene Queen stuck in my head all day, and I immediately wanted to draw something with Spencer based on my favorite line <3 Hehe <3

#Multi's Artwork #spencer fucking middleton #tales from the gas station #shitpost #blood cw #knife cw #ask to tag #scopophobia cw

[2smolbeans]

A Lawerence Oleander Scenario I Thought Of....

Tags: Just a general shitpost written with detail, forced drugging, Lawerence has a disgusting diet according to the canon, sensory torture, kidnapping, and implied abuse.

Summary: Lawerence's diet is so nasty, Mc literally dies from shock.

*This is unedited

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Your body was trembling, stomach reching, throat tightening, and head spinning. You could feel every sweat droplet that rolled down the sides of your forehead. Your senses were heightened to the point that even feeling of your legs touching together drove you insane. Everything was painful for you at that moment. You were sensitive to the littlest of sounds and touch. But still, Lawerence paid no mind but to keep you tied up naked with nothing but your underwear on that godamn uncomfortable rigid chair.

What the hell did he put in that tea? What type of forbidden drug did he decide to force into your system? All these questions formed into your head as you watched Lawerence prepare his tools for his 'personal project'. You felt sick to your stomach as you watched him place down that same blood-stained bucket. You scoffed to yourself as you even saw the same old knife that he decided to cut your body with when you were first kidnapped in his dingy apartment. Huh..Now that you realised it, how long had you been here for?

All your thoughts were cut off as Lawrence stood in front of you, shyly clearing his throat as he didn't dare to make eye contact.

"Uhmn..So..How are you feeling?"

You didn't even want to hear his voice. Plus, it's not like he's oblivious or stupid to know whatever fucking drug he decided to put inside you was a living sensory hell.

"A-Ah..Okay..I see..Well I'm gonna continue alright? You know the drill"

You hated how shy and cowardly this psychopath acted. How bashful he was to look into your eyes, how nervous he was doing the deed. If he was going to kill you or torture you, why is he acting as if your the one forcing him?!

You felt your heart beat faster and faster as you grew more agitated, the effect on the drug doubling with every minute. God, you could feel yourself heating up, your body aching in every area. He really wanted you to feel every cut, didn't he? Lawerence so desperately wanted you to feel every of your senses heightened so that every inflicted pain he put on you was worse, right?

That fucker. You thought to yourself bitterly.

But as you closed your eyes, preparing for Lawerence to cut open those old scars that were barely healing- you heard a low rumble coming from behind. Moreover, coming from Lawerence.

"Oh..I guess I forgot to eat..Give me a moment. S-Sorry.."

And before you knew it, he scrambled towards the fridge, quickly grabbing an oily brown bag before setting it down next to the small stand up table he had. You turned your head as your eyes dilated at the sight.

Holy fucking shit. What the fuck?

You nearly puked at the smell when Lawerence began to unravel what was inside the fast food bag. You wanted to look away, but at the same time you couldn't. You had to watch. There was no way he was going to eat that right? You assumed by the texture the bag itself, how wet, crumpled and oily it was- it had to be from a gas station or from a dumpster.

Taking out the contents of his meal, unwrapping the white tinfoil sandwich, he held it with his hand. Your eyes wavered in pure agony as you saw Lawerence take a bite out of the mystery food. The sandwich looked to be a week old, it could barely even stand up, seemingly drooping to the point Lawerence had to resort to eating the cursed substance with two hands.

The sandwich was extremely flattened and slightly molded, letting out a putrid smell that you could only describe as a 'medicine smell' to it. Your eyes were watering as your nose whiffed in the smell, so you resorted to breathing through your mouth.

Lawerence for sure wouldn't take another bite would he? You hoped, fearing for your captors safety as even you wouldn't wish your enemies to consume this type of FDA biohazard.

But no. The fucker decided to make a feast out of the resident evil 7 burger combo. Taking out fries that were green and soggy and putting them into his mouth to chew.

You cringed internally as you could hear how wet and mushy the fries were. Fries are not supposed to be soggy and juicy? Why..? You were at a loss for words as Lawrence looked at you, putting the molded sandwich to your mouth, asking if you also wanted a bite. Immediately you shook your head no, nearly screaming as you felt the moist mold touch your lips.

Every crunch, slurp, and ridiculous loud moist chewing you had you crying softly. Tears were now fully rolling down your eyes, your face red and scrunched up, as you were now overstimulated by Lawerence's disgusting diet. You've seen him eat before, and sure it was the typical low grade food. But with the drugs making every sense heightened, and the fact that Lawerence on this special occasion decided that having a slimy, molded, green sandwich- made you beyond sick.

As Lawrence was finally finished with his meal, taking one last bite of the burger before stuffing one last green frie inside his mouth- you felt the bile go up your throat as you heard him swallow.

It was too much, you couldn't take it anymore. Your senses now spinning with despair and disgust, you passed out cold on the chair. Your head slumping down, the tears on your cheek still fresh.

Lawerence, who was now cleaning up his finished meal, looked at you in pure confusion.

".. Maybe the drug was too strong?"

.

Hours passed, and you never woke up. You ended up dying from the shock and trauma from the whole ordeal...

.

.

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#boyfriend to death #Lawerence Oleander #btd lawrence #btd headcanons #btd shitpost #Lawerence oleander x reader #no cause if this mf were to eat infront of me I'd throw up #btdgame #gatobob #lawerence oleander

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

Genshin and hsr characters as pinned messages (out of context) from discord servers with my friends: a shitpost

(uhhh cw some nsfw jokes and cuss words)

wriothesley: "i do not want an alpha transformation happening rn "

march to danheng: "my coquette lungs are better than your emo lungs"

hu tao: *ghostly voice* "oooooogly boogly why'd you skadoodly me?"

xiao, learning how to spell: "i lvove elmo music"

childe: "he is in my feet"

klee: "yeah my grandma's actually kim kardashian"

bronya to cocolia when she got sick as a kid: "Mother please carry me outside before to see the sky one last time before the consumption takes hold of my body and soul"

hu tao: " "weenis", said eerily"

bennett: "THE SANDWHICH TOOK ME OUT"

blade: "that link is longer than my plans for the future"

serval: "i pledge allegiance to the american bra"

itto: "i am in heat growls the summer has come and i am in heat growls"

zhongli: "*old man voice* when i was your age i fought kids"

stelle/caelus: "when i was my age i eated drywall"

fu xuan: "JING YUAN ILL SNIPPERS YOU UP IF YOU DONT STOP WITH THIS GOOBEROUS SHIT"

diluc, about venti: "i like to prentend he was a fever dream i came with at 4am"

fréminet, trying to speak french: "they said Lyney tu dumbass"

sampo: "I think Luka would beat up Luka while Luka watches. and then Luka would join in and beat the living daylight out of Luka"

silver wolf, about blade: "ppl with lactose intolerance boutta have their 2nd period ongomg"

kayea and rosaria: "we're a match made in the deep dark depths of the abyssal caves in fuck knows where"

jingliu: "am i.........one of those queers........."

yanquing: "shout-out to my home dawg Charles aka history teacher for dropping this wisdom on me"

shinobu: "itto if you say anything penis related you are banned"

ayaka as a kid: ""please take me to the garden so that way i can see the shining sun for the last time before my frail body decomposes with the disease known as ligma""

lyney: "imagine Neuvillette seeing a bunch of orphans blow up infront of him"

yoimiya: "are you really friends if you dont have matching vagina bracelets ??"

wriothesley: "My name is actually marlinus maximilianus Merlin guys"

caelus/stelle: " *bites your toes playfully* "

Pompom: "i eat gender for dinner"

xiao: "is life without endless pain and suffering only for it all to end leaving nothing but emptiness and all your suffering being just for the entertainment of the entity that we call god. an entity who is the real reason as to why we humans end up hurting others, for pain and suffereing is nothing but an endless spiral no matter how hard you try."

kafka, messing with blade: "do you like the gay foot"

yanfei: "YOU CANT LET IT GO LET IT GO YOUR WAY OUT OF A RESTRAINING ORDER"

kokomi: "DEMENTED DOLPHIN"

Furina: "they oui oui'd me"

shenhe: "the cld never bothered me anywa......."

kiara: "agressive meow"

ganyu: "are you a tree cause i wanna eat you"

dainsleif: "while youre kissing you bf or whatever ill be watching in the walls"

venti: "I FART ON PLANES"

scaramouche: "childe I will shave you bald"

itto: "perry plaptypussy"

seele, in response to hook's drawing: "10/10 Einstein could never"

razor, to bennett: "I WILL LICK YOU TO SLEEP"

sucrose, about to collect more bones: "*deranged loud breathing*"

kequing, to half of liyue: "SHUT UP COLOR WHEEL"

cyno: "genderfluid people's favorite song is liquid smooth"

kequing: "the feminine urge to beat up your coworkers with a stick"

dehya: "i piss on biphobes" kaveh: "but what if they have a piss kink..."

albedo: "he looks like a failed science project"

baizhu: "blowjob? nah, blownose"

silver wolf: "story time, honkai star rail made me leave my brother at a gas station and i do not regret SHIT"

blade: "if i end this year without killing myself its a miracle"

columbina: "btw dead bodies take less space if you bury them like theyre standing up"

zhongli: " *cracks back and walks away leaving a trail of dust behind"

@muachiro @geetkk @veimwah @etherific @zohakutenstan

#shitpost #silly hours #genshin impact #honkai star rail #gi #hsr #hu tao #baizhu #blade hsr #columbina #danslette #zhongli #morax #silver wolf #sw #albedo #albedo kreidprinz #kequing #dehya #kaveh #cyno #sucrose #razor #bennett #benny #seele hsr #hook #hsr seele #itto #arataki itto

[prettyboykatsuki]

*tips cowboy hat over eyes while staring wistfully into the distance* things just aint the same around these parts no more...not since... *trails off meaningfully so you can tell i have woes too deep for one soul to burden on its own* ...since prettyboykatsuki disappeared from town. *you attempt to walk away but i chuckle ruefully with the intention of not letting you leave without hearing my lamenting* they were truly the life and soul of the dash. no one could capture a room's- the dash's - attention quite like their zany isagi thirst posts could. we'd shitpost and laugh and viciously express our desires for sexy 2d pixels until the sun rose the next day. i'm sure you've heard of their legendary bakugou fics? *i turn towards you expectantly and you shake your head at me, fully shaking at this point because you're convinced i'm an asylum escapee* no? ah, well. i'd offer to read one for you but...i could never capture the essence of the dialogue and erotic scenes by just reading it aloud. *you try to ask me where the nearest police station is but i reach into my assless chaps' pocket and pull out a budweiser and you're promptly silenced* truthfully, i was too busy reblogging their omega fics to ask what their favourite drink was so this'll have to do. i know this definitely won't be their favourite but it's the only thing i could grab from the gas station before they saw me and called the sheriff. *you wonder if the sheriff i'm referring to is the cardboard cutout of dwayne the rock johnson standing upright a few yards away that i've duct taped a png. of a cowboy hat to and wrote in marker 'sheriff' on the nipple area* prettyboykatsuki... *i sigh like i have the weight of the world on my feeble poncho covered shoulders and take a swig of the pissy acidic vaguely apple flavoured but shitty apple not the nice kind of apple beer* this one's for you. *i pour a modest stream of the atrocious beverage onto the ground, but the harsh wind intercepts it and drenches you in the liquid* hm. *i feel awkward and i can sense you know that i feel awkward so i stand up abruptly while attempting to maintain my mysterious façade. you ask me if prettyboykatsuki was buried (or something?) where i poured the beer because thats what people usually do at funerals when theyre saying their goodbyes but i simply titter at you like you've asked the most braindead question i've ever received* no, partner... *i turn away from you and you let out a sigh of relief so loud and gargantuan that i definitely hear it and feel a little hurt but show no signs of it because im built different* prettyboykatsuki's everywhere. *i trail off extra mysteriously and walk away from you in the middle of the road where i'm definitely going to get hit if i don't move but i keep walking and you don't want to get into another interaction with me so you just keep watching and i never really go out of sight because the road is one straight flat like so i'm just uncomfortably walking slow paced in plain sight so it doesnt feel dramatic and i'm getting sand in my eyes and keep having to speed up to avoid tumbleweeds so it looks awkward but we both don't say anything because at this point i'm 50 metres away so we accept the moment for what it is, and it's beautiful*

'you' - a random innocent bystander i'm subjecting my troubles to (troubles being u being gone from the dash for a couple of hours)

i typed this in 20 minutes and my shoulder is aching bcos i was going so fast holy shiiiii.

in my entire two years active on this blog, no single ask has ever made me laugh to the point of literal sobbing tears. no amount of keyboard smashing could do my real life reaction justice. like im laughing to the point of almost puking my dinner up. this is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life. im pinning this next time i go on hiatus. im fucking crying.

#return to sender #aris personal circus #this was CINEMA #LIKE IMCRHRGBBGJDJTNSJFNSNFNWNFFNSBF #THE BEER TASTING LIKE SHITTY APPLES…THE LAMENTiING…..IM SO OUT OF RBEATHRGDBDBFB H #LIKE MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING #I CHUCLLE RUEFULLY #FULLY SHAKIMG BECAUSE YOU THINK IM AN ASYLUM ESCAPEE #YOURE SOFHGNHBFN #im literally sobbing from laughter

[darkxsoulzyx]

Dakota AU

Welcome to the AU (it’s a working title haha)!! Here will have all posts regarding my y/n/OC Dakota, as well as most content I’ve made (and possibly others have made) for them!  (Note: I will be making Dakota’s content and their stuff for “Into the Y/N-Verse” separate! ^^) (Extra Note: Any bullet with the “***” is lore-canon stuff to Dakota’s story! ^^ The rest are usually either loosely-canon or non-canon doodles :3) (EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: Dakota’s story is going to be split up into THREE different acts. I will be “organizing/assigning” certain points with acts they are associated/from! Acts happen in chronological order (i.e. Act 1 happens before act 2, then act 2 happens, then act 3). REMEMBER! Posts with “***” ARE ACTUALLY CANON TO THEIR BASE STORY (the rest are what-ifs/aus/funny goofs))

EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: I FINALLY MADE A FIC GO CHECK IT OUT: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45529654/chapters/114563584

***Meet Dakota! (Dakota’s Ref) (No Act assignment)

***First Meeting, Sun Notices Something..., and Meet Disco! (Act 1)

Chocolate Gifts! (Orrrr not :/) (Act 1)

***First Encounter (Act 1)

“YOU. ME. GAS STATION. NOW.” (Act 1)

Chocolate Gifts! (Part 2) (Act 1)

***The Morning Afterwards (Act 1)

THE FORBIDDEN CROSSOVER (Dakota x Decommissioned AU) (None)

***Progress! But Not Much... (An Effort was Made lol) (Act 1)

***Just Another Statistic (HAPPENS WAY LATER ON) (Act 2)

***Singing a Sunny Song & A Lunar Lullaby (Act 1 for Both)

***CLEANUP ON AISLE 12 (HAPPENS LATER ON) (Act 2)

Sad Sun :( (Act 1)

Misery meat (Made by @tuzesdays ) (THIS SHOULD BE CANON)

***Magma Droobles (HAPPENS LATER ON) (Act 2)

*** All Staff to the Work Floor! This isn’t a Drill! (Act 2)

*** Aftermath Doodles (Magma Edition) (Act 3)

Dakota Vacation AU Meme (POV: u take a vacation) (NON-CANON/AU)

FORBIDDEN CROSSOVER AGAIN HAHA (Non-Canon/AU)

***Meet Huxley! (Huxley’s Ref) (No Act Assignment)

***”Be free.” (Act 2)

*** “I haven’t lost myself yet...” (Act 2)

*** Meet Alex! (Alex’s Ref) (No Act Assignment)

Y/N Fantasy Doodles (Magma) (Non-Canon/AU)

*** They weren’t roses, but they were just as lovely (Act 1)

***“You don’t control me.” (Huxley Edit) (Act 2-3)

THE TRUE ENDING GUYS TRUST ME FR (it’s not, april fools)

***No Secrets Between Friends! (Act 1)

Me making any new Dakota Lore and then Showing my friends (Shitpost)

Dakota [Plus Others] Fanart! (By Xitsen) (Act 2-3)

***Sun/Moon Notes! (No Act Assignment/SPOILERS!!)

Mentions of Dakota’s Disappearance (Semi-Canon/Y/N-verse)

Sun having beef with Disco (Semi-canon)

Dakota and Huxley forced to get along frfr

***Another gift for Sun!

Just a funny goofy I thought of 

(I’ll organize these chronologically later, I promise-)

#dakota #master post #masterpost #Darkzyx

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Rosa, driving Jack and Jerry: So how was your day?

Jerry: We almost got surprise adopted!

Rosa: What?

Jack: We almost got kidnapped.

Rosa: Oh, okay.

Rosa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #jerry pascal #rosa vasquez #tftgs jack #tftgs jerry #tftgs rosa #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #source: unsure #tftgs memes #tales from the gas station memes #the dark god sees you #the dark god awaits you #tales from the gas station shitpost

[your-fave-adopted-you]

Hello! I would like to make a request with Crowley reacting to a Father's Day gift 👀

MC are too tired of the irresponsible behavior of their guardian and the chaos that is happening in the NRC, so all they can do is passive aggression

okay this is hilarious.

Guardian! Crowley reacts to a passive-agressive father's day gift

Characters : Crowley

Gn pronouns were used.

TW : none.

Context : It's been some time since you randomly appeared at NRC. It's principal, Crowley, had quickly grown very fond of you and decided to be your guardian.

However, as odd as it sounds, most of the time it felt like you were the one responsible for him, and not the other way around.

Everyone tells you how hard it is to get accepted there, that it's a very professional and organized institution.

Yeah, you're not buying that. Just some days after you were brought here, a dorm leader literally overblotted, and a while after, yet another one did, and so on.

This institution seems to be home for chaos but is your guardian, self proclaimed bestest father, and the one in charge of the whole place doing anything about it?

Nah, he leaves his precious non-magical kid to be (the extreme and dangerous version of) a therapist for literally everyone.

You were fed up with this, but knowing Crowley, complaining wouldn't do much.

Today's father's day.

You had thought about not gifting Crowley anything, as a way of saying "Act more like a father and maybe next year you'll get one"

But that idea made you feel like you were still the parent of this dinamic, scolding the childish one in hopes of correcting his behavior.

Isn't that exactly what you want to stop?

anyways, what should an actual young adult do in this situation?

Yeah, being petty as hell sounds about right.

You were (again) texting your best friend about your frustrations regarding Crowley.

"hey, y/n, would you give me permission to roast your dad?"

"yeah sure."

he had. so many memes prepared for this occasion.

Most he made himself after listening to you complain about the crowdad almost daily. Yep, they were mostly inside jokes.

There was one, however, that caught your attention.

"Pfff i think I may have his father's day gift figured out"

"naaah you're not going to do that, right?"

"😈😈😈"

"RIGHT?"

all of a sudden this is an arts and crafts montage.

You printed the text and stuff and glued it to the thinnest piece of cardboard you could find.

You also told Idia about your idea and he let you use his 3D printer, for the sake of shitpost.

Once it was done, it looked so professional, like if you had bought it for like, 2$ at the gas station.

"5minutes b4 disaster" was the caption of an (intentionally) slightly blurry pic you posted, that showed your magnum opus.

You finally go to the principal's office.

There he is, playing some annoying mobile game that typically pops up as an ad for a relatively better game way too often.

you give him your beautifully wrapped gift.

"OH! MY PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL Y/N!!! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T FORGET!"

why. does he always have to yell.

as he unwraps your gift, the smile in his faces just gets wider.

"YOU-"

oh my god.

"YOU MADE AN ACTION FIGURE OF YOUR BELOVED DAD?? WHY! I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS!! my sweet, sweet y/n, i know see how you may feel about HAVING THE BEST DAD EVER!!"

yeah he's totally ignoring the package.

the worst part is- you're convinced he read the whole thing, but he's just delusional.

your mission has been a total failure.

The next time you go to his office, you notice the figure on his desk, next to a post-it drawing of you, looking up to the it and smiling.

there's also multiple printed pictures of you (some taken from your social media and a couple paparazzi style)

he's ... actually working on some paperwork, wow. he seems very content.

for just this time. you can let him win.

#twst x mc #twst x reader #dire crowley

[crystalv01d]

hi! welcome to my blog <3 this is the pinned post! :]

(if you’re looking for / want to see the last pinned post, you can find it here, or under the #pinned post or #blog intro tags! :])

my main interests right now are fnaf security breach, the sun and moon show, inscryption, undertale, and tales from the gas station! (as well as others) i’ve made a few aus, and i also do art and really enjoy horror!! so you can expect to see that sort of stuff while you’re here!

here are the blog tags!

• any art ive done is all tagged under #crystals art

• text posts are tagged under #crystal speaks

• ask answers are tagged under #crystal answers

• edits of any kind are under #it's an edit idk

• all memes and shitposts are under #shitposting

• all reblogs are tagged under #reblog

~ some more specific reblogs tags are added too : #art reblog, #poll reblog, and #ask reblog

the au's i've made have their own tags too in case you’re interested! :]

[ area currently under construction ]

and of course, fandoms, characters, ships, aus, and etc., will also all be tagged for convenience! :]

if anything changes this post will be updated!!

happy scrolling! <3

#pinned post #sun and moon show #tales from the gas station #undertale #dca fandom #fnaf security breach #blog intro

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted: I've changed. You can trust me now.

Pride:

THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN YOU:

Mexican tap water.

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.

An elevator ride with Ray Rice.

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby.

A Bigfoot sighting.

Gas station sushi.

Emails from Nigerian Princes.

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.

And Michael Jackson's doctor.

(Source: r/shitposting, EmKay | he had big bang theory)

#trivia murder party 2 #trivia murder party #redacted #redacted tmp #[redacted] #redacted trivia murder party #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #pride doll #pride trivia murder party #pride tmp #pride doll tmp #pride

[boozybadgeresq]

From Another Place

Years ago I had a blog on Tumblr. Now, I'll be honest, it may still be out there somewhere, I'm not sure, but I mostly abandoned it in 2017 or so when I started a website and then fell ass-backwards into the furry thing. Because I was respectable and had better ways to make decisions and get my opinion and jokes out there and okay so since all the casuals are gone I can admit I stopped using it because they banned porn. My last Tumblr blog was literally just me locating porn and liking it. That's all it was - porn porn porn.

You have to understand, for my generation porn was originally a rarity. It was a series of seedy magazines you bought at a gas station from a clerk who glared you down. It was a VHS tape you found in the bottom of your older brother's sock drawer as you sat at the cusp of adulthood. It was shoved in an old log, or taped to the top of ditch drain tunnel in a plastic baggie to protect the aged breasts. Porn was something that wasn't at our fingertips.

Okay, so, it was at our fingertips but so was something else, if you get my drift.

Anyhow, since those days of Tumblr Porn I've grown. I've evolved. I limited myself to shitposts and comedy routines. And now I return as an emigree from the land of limited characters back to the golden shores of Tumblr to find that the Porn Forests are no more. They have been chopped down, razed, from the lowliest bush to the towering Pecker Tree. And in this land I make my new home, hopefully of laughter and law.

Let's adventure together.