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nocturneprinciple · 2 years

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Mostro lounge but they only play an uptempo jazz cover of wonderwall

#ooc || while the phoenix outlives nine ravens #shitposting || clowning on malleus #||based on lived experiences in this olive garden today||

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r-aindr0p · 6 months

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That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #idia shroud #azul ashengrotto #malleus draconia #rollo flamme #twst shitpost #(fire) clown to (fire) clown communication #clutching my fists and punching walls thinking abt rollos backstory #When his outfit and fireplace were craftable I lost it aswell #breathing his uniform like its an oxygen supply #I past the point of no return concerning bell rat guy #see you next year to get back your uniform Mr Rollo #The note says ’sorry hottie I’m borrowing this from you’#Although ’BG’ here is a french abreviation it would totally work with ’Beautiful Guy’ which means the same thing

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kaymarie-bell · 1 year

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Diasomnia Spoilers

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Lilia: I'm super old and it's making me lose my magic, so I'm moving to a faraway country on my own and never coming back

Yuu: Hey so I kinda found a way to get back to my world, possibly

Silver: *literally sobbing* I love my dad so much, I don't want us to part ways

Malleus:...and I took that personally

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #diasomnia chapter #Diasomnia chapter spoilers #Malleus saw Silver cry and said 'NOT on my watch' he's so real for that #*slaps Malleus on the head* this boy can fit SO MANY abandonment issues #taking a break from clowning on Idia #twst shitpost #kay shouts into the void

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idkanametoputhere · 1 year

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I tired, sleepy and working on a request so instead have a list of songs I'd play to freak out the twst characters or get them to leave me alone

note that all of this is meant as a joke and I listen to most of the artists/songs mentioned

masterlist<3

I feel like riddle would freak out by anything remotely sexual or anything too loud so I'd blast "HOT DEMON BITCHES NEAR YOU" by CORPSE(or anything by insane clown posse now that i think ab it)

for trey it's hard but I think just something a kid would listen to, like smth his little siblings listen to that he has grown sick of, so something like that fortnite song that goes number one victory royal, yeah fortnite we bouta get down" or however it goes

cater, for him I'd just put something related to all those bottled up feelings he has and he'll be gone faster than you can say "mentally ill". anywhore, I'd just play smth like idk "pity party" by melanie martinez or just any song that talks about loneliness or moving

Ace is very easy. anything slow or sappy. smth like "paris" from the chainsmokers or (surprisingly and embarassingly) "someday" from the disney chanel zombies movie, but like the second time they sing it which is slow and shit

for deuce its the creativity song from DHMIS, no more explanation given

for leona it's something that would keep him from sleeping do smth like "freaks" by timmy trumpet

ruggie is cardi b's "up", solely for the "broke boys don't deserve no pussy" line. man's would be offended

jackkkk is a difficult-ish one but I think he wouldn't like "everywhere I go" by Hollywood undead

for azul it's anything by ashnikko, nicki minaj, scene queen, corpse, cardi b, doja cat, need I explain?

for floyd we need something that would bore him, so I'd play Christmas carols but like the boooooooooring ones

jade is difficult, jade is very difficult. but I think he wouldn't like anything like nightcore or sped up ig. like he wouldn't like any of the high pitches. if nightmare doesn't work it's the Alvin and the chipmunks version of "bad romance"

for kalim we need something sad...anything by Conan gray

jamil on the other hand uhhhh I have a feeling deep in my heart that he wouldn't like songs from musicals, Hamilton specifically, so I'd play "the Reynolds pamphlet"

vil is easy, "mr boombastic" by idk who OR "mrs potato head" by melanie martinez

rook is a trick question, he won't leave, please help he has been staring at me through my tablet-

epel-> any old gacha life songs-

idia uhhh any comedic song from Wilbur soot ORRRRR that "heyyy brother, there's an endless world to rediscover" song cause ✨️trauma✨️

for ortho it's anything with cursing, idia has programmed him to leave

malleus would need something like "washing machine heart" by mitski or any song that has the meaning hidden. his two braincells cannot cooperate to figure it out

you can't get rid of lilia with music, physically impossible

sebek: idk man smth about anarchy or overthrowing the royals or smth like that

silver: is asleep

grimm: hello kitty theme song

Crowley: ANYTHING by Eminem, ANYTHING

crewel: anything slightly off tune so anything by the front bottoms

trein: "3 musketeers" by uhhhh idk

sam: idk man I'm tired and out of ideas

MUUUUUUUM MID IS SHITPOSTING AGAIN

#disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #idk man #im so sleep deprived #i just want to sleep #i have class tomorrow #and i hate my life #very noice

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nocturneprinciple · 2 years