#shit dude if that aint me

[spaciebabie]

oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

#spacie spoinks #this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid #also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off #hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY #IM SOOO TIRED #yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS #IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................ #''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!'' #you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy #will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body #what is the point dawg. #this can also apply 2 robots #i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character #the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that #and like the original character design does nothing for you. #dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭 #true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg #dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have #its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd #these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one #good LORD

[alumirp]

The Good Citizen

An AU where Izuku is just an ordinary boy. He never meets All Might and has his application for Yuuei's entrance exam rejected because of his quirkless status. He still wants to be a hero, but then again, he's just a normal kid with a mom who works two jobs, and since he failed to get into his dream school, he still has to get into another one, he doesn't have time. to go to the gym or learn to fight, or whatever. And yet, he wants to be a hero, so he grabs a pair of old skates and a stick. And he sneaks out the window at night, intending to be a vigilante.

But like a normal boy, he's a bit of a coward, so when he encounters his first crime, instead of getting involved, he calls the police. He calls the police and hides and is delighted when a police car arrives a few minutes later and does its job. And then he repeats that, goes out, finds a crime and calls the police. And repeat. And the next time, he identifies himself as "Good Citizen" when the person on the line recognizes his voice. And the name sticks. And Izuku keeps it, thinking of it as a way to keep his identity safe. But one day, 'The Good Citizen' calls the police on a group of men beating up a guy. And next he stops a man from harassing a girl.

The mens who beat the guy are part of a powerfull gang and their high-rankers discovers that the person who reported them was the same person who has been making several reports. The old man who harassed the girl was an important member of the HPSC, whose arrest creates a huge scandal

With this he successfully angers the villains and the HPSC all at once. Next week there's a bounty on 'snitch's head. And an arrest warrant for the vigilante who is 'an enemy in the making for the society of heroes'.

Then a race begins, villains and heroes mobilizing to kill/arrest one (1) well-intentioned green bean.

And, out of nowhere, this all becomes Aizawa Fucking Shota's problem.

#izuku: gotta arrest the bad guys hpsc: nuh uh zuku:tf you mean nuh uh #aizawa is not paid for it but whats new #let's pretend that tracking phone numbers isn't an thing #ok #pretend dude #(i forgot that it was a thing lol) #I used to love those fics where Izuku learned to fight and program very quickly and became a badass vigilante #Now I study programming and I feel offended by these fanfics #aint no way this kid learned all this in two months alone #I've been at this for almost a year. in a school. with a teacher. I still don't know shit #no illogical and magical hacking in this house (I'm sad he's smarter than me) #he can learn later. correctly. with a teacher. like me #im mad u can notice? #izuku midoriya #aizawa shouta #dadzawa #vigilante midoriya izuku #quirkless au #quirkless midoriya izuku #i love quirkless au. like why can he be just normal for once? #i know hes green and normal is not a thing for people whos green but guys #guys #hear me out #normal people are nice ok #im nice #(im not lol) #if anyone writes this tag me so I can tag my friend moon. She's begging (literally) #She gets mad at me for not writing my own ideas lmaaaaao #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

[gibbearish]

btw its interesting the way james tries to imply that like. well the videos that have plagiarism are the ones our dumb stupid annoying patrons requested about bad topics that didnt deserve to have the effort put in to covering them well so basically its fine. like obv thats interesting on its own but moreso the fact that he doesnt actually /say/ it, or like. give a list of the videos hes referring to, just says "those videos are very clear on which ones they were" i think as a nod meaning like "yknow the ones everyones talking about". unless what hes meaning is that like they put a note in certain videos saying "this video was requested by a patron, we here at james somertom incorporated do not espouse these views" which seems unlikely to me. idk methinks maybe it's because there is indeed a lot more than people think and with all the buzz he's not sure which ones have been discovered yet or not, so putting down a solid list that missed some would look like he was still hiding things whereas putting down a fully sourced list would be admitting to wayyyy more than anyone's found yet

#which is ironic too bc if he genuinely did want to prove he understood what he did wrong and that hed changed thatd be the way to do it #yknow like a full list of every single source including ones no one has found on their own or /can/ find anymore would a) be taking full #responsibility and b) make people less likely to always be like 'youre still hiding something' #which in turn makes me super think hes still hiding a lot of somethings #also cant go without stating that the 'request a video topic' thing was only for $100/month patrons after 3 months on that tier #like fucker these people gave you THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS AT LEAST and youre trying to blame it on them?????? #no one forced you to make 'let patrons pick video topics' a reward dude like. hello???????? #shit dude even hbombs highest tier ($10 for anyone wondering bc he doesnt see his audience as a money machine lmao) #just says you can vote in polls about future topics #like that makes complete sense to me as a version of this‚ the most dedicated audience members get a say in the future of the #channel while the creator still gets overall control of the direction #also 'patrons who gave me fuckloads of money asked me to make videos on topics i didnt like so i plagiarized those' is i think uhhh #worse than just 'i plagiarize everything without remorse' frankly? #like at least with the second youre just a general shitbag but the first where youre a shitbag specifically to the people #majorly financially supporting you rather than just like. be an adult and say 'hm i dont feel like that topic really works for the channel‚ #do you have any other ideas?' #or dare i say even perhaps yknow. doing what other youtubers do in similar situations and find ways to tie that subject #to what they usually talk about is just. wild #course that last one would take actual creativity and aint that just the crux of the issue #james somerton #or i say cannot go without stating i should say cannot go without restating kwnrkabdkwbrn

[foulform]

how it feels being a transmasc who wants to be forcefemmed

#its gender affirming idgaf Im sick in the head this shit aint nothing to me man Ill fuckin kill you #youre a trans dude but you wanna be forcemasced? as if youre not a guy already? couldnt be me. #now hand me the maid dress and call me a homophobic slur

[scopophobia-polaris]

Arn seeing Timie on the street: aw what acute lil guy sure hope he isn't tormented!

Bro absolutely messed up, wanted to be a good boy and help someone because this mirrors shit that happened to him but instead found out that Timie is filled with 10thousand problems and somehow knows Arn to a weird degree withought ever really talking to him and he cant...figure out why..... can you really meet someone in a dream?

And now poor Arnold got a little guy that wants to cling onto him when they're sad

#Arn is gonna be a cuddle buddy if he keeps up with being nice to Timie by accident #Timie is like a hissing kitten in my opion all ready to rip your fingers off until you pet them once and now theyre your best friend please #hold me NYYYYAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAA #i just think its gonna be funny writing Arn slowly pieceing shit together over time until its jusg oh mf youre the hero of time arent you #no WONDER youre so messed up #but for right now hes just super confused about what just happened he just hugged Timie becaue it seemed like the right thing to do #and now youre bound to this dude by invoking destiny maybe we were supposed to meet again insane ass you just became #inexplicably tied to this dude and you will die all through one thing thats manifested itself as a red string of fate around both of you #congrats arn your kindness has just doomed you down the path that all dudes in Hyrule take when they get to close to the hero #(REDACTED) oh right wait thats massive plot shit thats something i dont wanna reveal #ITS NOT DEATH IT REALLY ISNT I AINT GONNA KILL HIM like forreal i killed arn once never again but its gonna be so silly goofy what his ass #just got tied up in all from just trying to help #maybe you shouldnt of been their canon event in the adult timeline being the one person they couldnt save but fucked up

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

To be honest the dialogue in twd is absolute ass sometimes but the actors deliver their lines with so much conviction that it kinda slips by. You yell that convoluted sentence with your whole cunt, girl.

#this post was sitting in my drafts for months but a line from Fear made me remember it again #''I will do what you tried to do to me only I won't miss'' #translation: I will succeed where you failed but I won't fail #yeah bitch the floor here is made of floor #also for context nobody ''missed''. The thing he tried to do was shove him into a room full of walkers #and he did. successfully #he just somehow didn't fucking die or get a single scratch on him #this show is getting way more entertaining as it goes along but it's still stupid #also thinking bout ''we are the walking dead'' ''no we aint'' ''no you're right we aint'' #thanks for shitting on Rick's metaphor dude. that was almost poignant. #and ''we got one enemy. we aint the walking dead'' ok slay I guess those two statements were related. vaguely. I think. #sorry kinda roasting Daryl specifically here. He's not the worst offender these are the only lines I can think of off the top of my head rn #also a LOT of the dialogue is interchangable between characters. #Daryl's ''Jimmy'' story in his spinoff was just a Negan monologue. hell Rick could even have told it. #they would have said it differently but again that's down to the actors. #all of this is light hearted ofc #I mean all that really matter is I'm Having A Good Time #twd #ftwd

[heatheniousmaterials]

I love how "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" is just

Local Man Discovers Most Crime Is Committed out of Economic Desperation

#/pos btw #he seems so genuine #i imagine him earnestly telling his friends about his day #''no no i swear this dude was actually only mugging me to get money can you believe it?'' #like before he thought all criminals legit reviewed different careers & thought petty theft just sounded the most emotionally fulfilling #its frankly adorable #aint no rest for the wicked #cage the elephant #music #tara says shit

[ladyimaginarium]

i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))

#arcana.vents #& its like. kinda irrational bc we're just friends & just vibing & we're not even together but like. i cant help it so fuck me ig lmao #like obvi he can have friends & shit & w/e so im not gonna like. tell him anything bc i dont wanna like push him away or push anything yk?? #& he said he missed me & everything but like. damn. why arent you talking to me like that. i wish you would talk to me like that. #i miss you too & i wish you would tell me you loved me more :< #im just like bitch chill he aint even your man. but he's sweet & good to me & he's deadass one of the funniest ppl ever. #& we have literally so much in common & he said i was a miracle & resilient since birth & that sb should make a documentary about me ehehe. #& we're both autistic poc4poc & have a lotta solidarity between our communities & he makes me blush & giggle & i love his curls & his smile #& the color of his skin's so pretty & he said that it'd be neat if we just. played videogames in a pillowfort #& he makes spongebob refs & he likes anime & horror & buffy & ethel cain nicole dollanganger & lana del rey & he got a nasty ass vocabulary #& he said it'd be cool if we explored abandoned places together & go to concerts together & he has the cutest name ive deadass ever heard #when nicole said ''when i see you i cant find the words to speak my cheeks go as red as two big cherries'' & ''you're so cool''... YEAH. #im gonna start fuckin chewing on the fuckin walls dude. im GNAWING at the bars of my cage. i need him to firmly grasp it. #i wanna feed him the world's sweetest strawberry!!!! #we have lost the entire fucking plot besties lmfaoooo #& i rarely if ever feel like this for cis dudes & my mind is blaring sirens like he gonna leave me im just. getting war flashbacks to. yeah #the red sirens be blaring like HE'S GONNA ABANDON ME!!!!! its so irritating #ill be goddamned if i EVER feel replaced to that degree ever again. id actually rather get hit by a car & throw myself into the sea lmao #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BPD SPLITTING I HATE YOU #this was from a few hours ago but i forgot to post it so lmao

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

BTW my mums just informed me today it was actually 27 or 28 degrees (the weather app on my phone on some bs), and it BROKE THE RECORD FOR THE HOTTEST DAY OF SEPTEMBER IN NORTHERN IRELAND

HOLY SHIT IT BROKE THE FCKING RECORD?!?!?!??????????

ALSO THANKGOD I WAS GENUINELY SO BAFFLED WHY YOU WOULD BE MELTING IN 15°C WEATHER

WAIT IN THE ENTIRE NORTHERN IRELAND?!?!!

#dude this is #this is liek learning about aliens to me #28 DEGREES AINT NO RECKRD BREAKING SHIT

[carmot]

Man it really goes to show who people really are when one side of things is still shittalking you as if they've "always hated you." Meanwhile the other is just mad at the fallout.

#hearing how my ex was always annoyed by me & that I was always a burden really aint great kids #“Oh their OC is so annoying” #“Oh their art was so ugly I just never said anything” #“They have too much negative shit happen to them” #Like damn dude I'm still sitting here heartbroken & apparently you never even loved me #what were those 3 years dude #Then again I really should have seen it coming with the “Am I supposed to feel something” comment that I got hurt about when I sent u pics #that you gaslit me into thinking I was horrible for feeling hurt #I dunno dude I just really fucking hate being everyone's pet regret

[aria0fgold]

Ohhh so the SIU Director knows bout the metaverse? Off with his head, I don't like him. Was he talking to the skill issue guy? I'm sorry I don't know anything bout that guy other than the fact that he tripped after a light shove and blamed it on a highschooler, asshole. He has that politician air to him so I guess???? He's the future prime minister??? Off with his head too.

#aria rants #i felt my blood boil when that siu director said to blame the mental shutdowns on the phantom thieves #i was like whoa there... getting angry on that asshole aint worth it. time to keep going with the story to see his downfall #its what fuels me. i want to see the downfall of the principal. that siu director. and that skill issue dude wtv his name is #i have beef with that dude especially. i may not know his name now but i hate him with all my being alrdy #smth bout that guy just REALLY enrages me. he has negative everything. negative rizz and negative personality #maidenless behaviour typa shit bruh. no wonder no one wants his ass. only the gutter wanted him

[atomic-sludge]

Flipping violently back and forth between "Imposter is overrated and gets too much fandom content. I dont want to contribute to that" and "Imposter is such an intriguing and interesting villain I'd love to explore that."

#not art #text post #the thing that gets me is that for all the fancontent he gets like none of it has anything to do with how he ACTUALLY is. #man is a serial identity thief. his second and last appearance is him TORMENTING A MENTALLY ILL MAN TO HIS BREAKING POINT #because idk he fucking felt like it??? bc dan didnt take a dude stealing his identity lying down and actually did shit abt it??? #but nooo. 'teehee hes sooo gay coded' 'hes so hot ong' 'heres him in a maid dress' #lets ship him with the afformentioned metally ill man he tormented. that sounds like a reasonable and healthy relationship. #hes a shitty dude who hides his malice behind charisma and charm and yall FELL FOR ITTT #not tagging this with the fandom. dotn feel like it. if you see this and know what im talking abt good for you. #and if you happen to like the character/ship im talking abt. good for you aswell. this post aint for you move along. #rant in tags #vent in tags #character hate #ship hate #might delete this later. who knows haha not me #i pretend to hate him but when i need a villain for a psychological horror/torture scenario? guess who i think of? #dont look at me

[this-should-do]

barney canoes every blunt hes given and gordon is extraordinarily bold when hes high

bonus/alt ending

anyways everyone thank these tags on my last weed boys post for this post

#gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #half life #suggestive #tw weed #anyways gordon for sure makes shitty blunts on purpose so he can do this to barney #andthen will turn around and make the tightest fuckign roll #and right now barney is going insane on multiple levels #like first off just high and gay paranoia dude fr think gordon can read his very gay thoughts #then the lil show gordons doing is fucking nuts #AND gorodns actually pseaking so not only does that mean tehr is a level of trust and affection there #but hes speaking whole senences a whole 10 words baybee normally he at most only makes a few hmms and has #and his voice is soso deep and husky and low from disuse with a lil bit of slur from his deaf accent #and hes beign oh so teasing #surpriesed barney idnt just up and die right there #anyways thank u besties for educating meabout weed cuz i aint know shit never even seena weed in my life #anwyas never gonna see anything like this from me again im going back to my little hole where i safely draw distrssed men covered in blood #instead of men slobbering all over a blunt like it ssumthin else and holding a lighter oh so gently #merry christmas everyone hop eu like this #also everyone say thank u ms paint for being teh inlocker of teh forbidden arts #but yeah jus tguy sbeing dudes right gordons the only person barneys ever smoked with he aint know nothin #ponderingradioactivedecay #idoindeeddraw #so yeah don tfukcing look at me rn

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I don't appreciate Gabe enough honestly. A++ character growth.

#I found his relentless ''I'm an awful person but it's ok because God told me to do it'' shit so annoying #I aint even religious but I was there like God wouldn't fucking say that stop actin so holier than thou You Are A Murderer #like it was hitting a lil too close to home if ykwim #but yeah no this dude rocks #I need to draw him #when he's got the hat and blazer combo? serious drip #the walking dead #twd liveblog #(not really 'live' anymore but I need to categorize my bullshit) #the walking dead spoilers #this was over a year ago. do I need to be spoiler tagging?

[doodlboy]

Lmao

#this is /lh btw #being so tired I can feel my eye bags getting worse got me lookin like that one dude from eddsworld #...todd? tom?? the one with no eyes #this bitch SLEEPY #but i got shit 2 do #insurance place called me at 8am and i missed it so they called again at 11 and i couldn't go back to sleep after #idr if i took my second dose of meds at 1030..i aint gonna risk it if i did it and just dont remember #faceplanting on the floor for snork mimimi momence #jk im doing stuff but yk #elliot rambles #shitpostin #body horror #ig #i dunno

[kamariya]

He took a couple of glances at the snake boy who was covered all over with cuts and bruises and gave his appraisal, “It’s still too ugly.”

oh my gosh shut the fuck up

#look. as much as i love tianlang-jun. as much as i think hes very whorish and cool and pussyfilled #YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING ATTEACTIVE OKAY SHUT UP #DO NOT SAY SHIT ABOUT MY MAN ZUZHI LANG HE'S LITERALLY THE PRETTIEST BOY EVER #he's so cute frfr #tianlang-jun is such a jealous insecure competitive little bitch and like not in a good way #he thinks he looks better than zuzhi lang and luo binghe like dude who r u kidding 💀 cuz it aint me #svsss