#shes a useless lesbian

[homicydlgoth]

y’all… let’s talk about the gay tension in this scene PLEASE. wednesday letting enid grab her arm and drag her LITERALLY wherever tf she wanted, enid staring at wednesday’s lips with that fucking oh-my-god-i’m-so-attracted-to-you lesbian ass look, both of them about to fucking STEP ON EACH OTHER WITH HOW CLOSE THEY’RE WALKING-

also it makes me so soft to think about even though enid was celebrating, she immediately realized wednesday’s absence and went to find her. there’s something so gay about that, like. she just wants to be with her pretty roomie all the time, so what if she’s planning their wedding in her head?? so WHAT if all she can do is stare like 0_0 at her lips and think about kissing the mess out of her??? she literally can’t help it. not her fault she’s a raging queer.

and then there’s this…

i feel like i’m intruding-

wednesday isn’t even subtle, she wants to kiss. so bad. and those EYES? my gOD SHE’S ACTUALLY IN LOVE. AND THE WAY SHE WATCHES HER LEAVE?? WENS YOU’RE A HOMO, BABE. A 🗣️HOMO. also her saying that she’ll think about hanging out with enid and her friends because she’s fucking SOFT for enid and she’s willing to try uncomfortable things for her and she doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by saying no because she CARES. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CARES ABOUT ENID SINCLAIR AND I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. TRY AND MAKE ME.

ugh. they’re both disasters, and it makes me a disaster, and i just want to protect them forever and ever and ever.

#wednesday really followed enid with ZERO resistance #bottom behavior #she stared at enid’s lips for a full four seconds that’s fucking GAY #enid skipping away like tehe love u gf :3 #wenclair #useless lesbians

[cometblaster2070]

something about weiss continuously being so tired of blake and yang dancing around their feelings and refusing to ever communicate makes me laugh so hard.

she was genuinely so done with them it's so funny

like this girl was STRUGGLING; she was calling them both out on their gay bullshit and there was no one more relieved than she was when they got together.

actually, wait i think it's funnier to believe that she's initially relieved like 'oh thank god this is finally over' and then it just dawns on her that now that they've worked through their feelings and are officially together, she's just in for more gay bs.

#rwby #rwby volume 7 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee deserves financial recompensation #girl is TIRED #she's dealt with this for too long now #also #i do hc her as like a useless lesbian #so i think it just makes the situation funnier #that she's over here judging blake and yang wholeheartedly yk #always being like oh my god why can't they just get together already #and then there's her and ruby in the corner like #love her sm honestly

[phoebeejeebies]

"it was queerbait" no babe it was just accurate to the way i acted as a 15 year old lesbian ‼️

#useless lesbians unite! #all i know is how to pine. im just full of yearning and pining. #she was literally me and my ex crush. i remember it so vividly #phelody #phoebe and melody #melody ghostbusters #phoebe spengler #checkmatch #ghostbusting #ghostbusters #ghostbusters frozen empire

[summerscribbles]

the entire plot of that one episode of shera

#spop #she ra spop #she ra #adora shera #spop glimmer #spop bow #huntara #spop adora #shera and the princesses of power #more like #shera and the lesbians of power #scratch that #shera and the lesbians of uselessness

[lovelyn06]

My baby… :(

Must protect at all costs

#nevermore webtoon #webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #she doesn’t deserve this #she does no wrong #innocent wimping cat #useless lesbian

[thermodynamic-comedian]

tim called elias useless and a waste of a suit as an insult but somehow i feel like he would interpret that as a compliment. he would be like thank you tim that's exactly what i was going for :3

#another core difference between jonah and lena #jonah probably thrives on being seen as useless. his bureaucracy themed autism or whatever. #but lena would literally start sobbing if anyone ever called her a useless lesbian. she would be like ''no im a very useful lesbian :('' #''i get things done i am very competent and good at my job :('' #tma #the magnus archives #tma memes #tma spoilers #tma shitpost #tim stoker #timothy stoker #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma s2

[flem17ng]

Rip Jackie Taylor you would have loved crying to “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan and not knowing why.

Rip Shauna Shipman you would have loved sobbing to “good luck, babe!” and knowing exactly why

#jackie is a useless comphet lesbian #don’t fight me on this #shauna knows she’s in love with jackie #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #jackieshauna #jackie x shauna #yellowjackets #ellie yaps

[justanotherignot]

@traceofexistence asked for these and I was more than happy to do it.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #aylin x isobel #dame aylin #aylin #bg3 aylin #isobel thorm #isobel #bg3 isobel #justanotherignot #yes i'm using the overpowered aylin and isobel mod #got sick of people calling aylin weak and useless #imagine being so stupid you can't separate narrative from gameplay #if they made her as strong as she's supposed to be the very same people are going to cry about her trivializing fights #oh no the giant lesbian made the fights too easy #how awful #how terrible #oh no the tiny lesbian burnt her would-be kidnapper to a crisp in two turns #how invalidating #how insulting #/s

[hore4women]

No because how the fuck did Cynthia not even know she was fucking queer to begin with?????

I MEAN LOOK AT HER. SHE WAS LITERALLY CHECKING OUT/WATCHING OLIVIA WALK AWAY BEFORE SHE TURNED HERSELF AND POTATO AROUND. LIKE DAMN BITCH, IT WAS SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS IN THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE.

Headcanon: Cynthia DEFINITELY had a crush on Olivia before Lydia came into the mix, like there is no fucking way she didn’t have one at least. I mean who wouldn’t have a crush on Olivia???????????

Cynthia, you useless lesbian, you. It’s okay we’re all sometimes dumbass gay disasters.

#save rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #rise of the pink ladies headcanons #grease rise of the pink ladies #cynthia zdunowski #olivia valdovinos #potato rotpl #t-birds rotpl #lgbtq #wlw #good god cynthia ur so fucking gay it was so obvious from the beginning #how tf did she not see it?????? #bitch you were checking her out #damn #thespian lesbians #goddamnit #useless fucking lesbians

[saltyloafy]

madoka magica teaches us to never lose hope even in the face of absolute and definite failure bc there is nothing worse than succumbing to despair. it teaches us that there is always a way out and that the only way to truly overcome overwhelming fear is by continuing to shine through it. there is always a way out if you just keep believing that there is one

#homura was stuck in a time loop for who even knows how long with saving madoka as her only goal #and in the end #she may not have succeeded in the way she wanted to. but it wasn't for nothing!! her hope didnt amount to nothing!! #if it wasn't for homura's hope for saving madoka #then madoka would never have become as powerful as she did and she would never have had the power to make such a universe-shattering wish #she finally gave madoka what she really wanted: someone that loves her unconditionally and fully and truly SAW her. homura never thought #for a moment that madoka was useless or weak. she was a pillar of strength for homura in her darkest hours and that love changed the WORLD #LESBIANISM CHANGES THE WORLD MAN!!! #I'm getting sidetracked #we could not have had the ending we did if homura didn't hold out hope through all those loops. she is everything. she is THE character (tm) #the power of love and the power of hope can beat all odds #the moment we lose hope the oppressor wins.... madoka magica you..... yOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! #madoka magica #madoka magica spoilers #homura akemi #madoka kaname

[altecfenix]

It's been one year, and 25 chapters!

Thanks so much for reading along! This is a special one, that's for sure! Thanks so much to our friend Aveecomics, who created this amazing comic!

#adora is a useless lesbian #catra is cute #she ra spop #spop #adora shera #catra #catra shera #she ra catra #adora x catra #catradora

[her-midas-touch]

do you ever stop and think about how fucking adorable robin buckley is?

All the time, anon, all the time

(ty for the ask and have a good dayy ahh :))

#robin buckley appreciation post #shes smart and shes witty and she’s random and amazing and did I mention scary smart— #CARRIED THE NOT SO USELESS LESBIAN ALL OF S3 AYYY ✨ #And yet she’s still a rambling chaotic flustered mess when women she likes ahhh #asks #ronance #robin buckley #rockie #(tagging rockie too because it felt like vickie erasure and I don’t stand for that ahh 😭)

[chilly-weirdo-in-a-tomb]

Alecto Prediction #8

Alecto will open with an almost word for word recreation of John 20:24 with Harrow filling the role of Thomas and Kiriona filling the role of a resurrected Jesus. True to its biblical counterpart, the scene will include chussy-fingering.

#John 20:24. hmm. interesting. #reach hither thy finger indeed #the Paulycule is pointedly looking away in the background #Alecto is not #her full attention is on these two useless lesbians #when she goes to kill Jod she just full on pulls his heart out and crushes it a la Regina Mills #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #tlt #tlt series #alecto predictions #alecto speculation #alecto theories #kiriona gaia #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #alecto #paulycule

[sunlightwanda]

Sabine's mind when Shin stabbed her: What is love? Baby please hurt me

#sabine wren #shin hati #wolfwren #star wars #ahsoka #love is a dagger #but in this case its love is a saber #that's why she almost died #her brain stopped functioning #she's a useless lesbian

[eeblouissant]

from a wip :))

#I know she canonically quit smoking but I Just. #I’m but a useless lesbian #the golden girls #dorothy zbornak #art #artist #digital drawing #artists on tumblr #digital art

[sweeteastart]

Inktober 2023

Day 1 - Love Potion

Hi hey hellow. It's spooky season. I forgot about it. So here's @mintmoth design of a witchy Naminé gifting you a totally not suspicion potion.

#she's a useless lesbian your honor #she dont how to pick up woman other than with potions #its finnnee #she wont really succeed even with that #kingdom hearts #kh #sweeteastart #dessin #drawing #dibujo #kh oc #witch #inktober #inktober 2023 #forgot to say but i added colors because if i dont i would simply #explode #color are running through my veins #witch Naminé #namine kh #namine kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts namine #naminé #namine #digital portrait #digital drawing #digital art #digital illustration