#sherlock fucking gnomes.

[not-equippedforthis]

a collection of sherlock gnomes being the silliest soppiest wet cat

and, my roman empire, the fucking crack in his leg in the finale:

#he was stressing so hard in this movie #WRITING A FIC ABOUT THAT INJURY NEOOWWWW #sherlock gnomes #sherlock fucking gnomes. #sherlock holmes #gnomeo and juliet #i was doubtful in that first half but the charm of this movie has swallowed me whole #they made his eyes so big and round #i still csnt believe they animated his fucking lip trembling #the parallellsss guyss THE PARALELLSSS #not equipped for rambling

[warlenys]

still insane that sherlock gnomes did this

#they made those gnomes so fucking gay #exhausting #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock gnomes #+

[dragons-in-spaceee]

any other Holmes fans very very extremely absolutely definitely normal about sherlock gnomes

#THE FUCKING ENDING OKAY #LIKE. THEY ARE MARRIED #THIS FILM IS JUST A CUTE AU OKAY #sherlock holmes #sherlock gnomes #holmes x watson #not art

[zootopiathingz]

What is it with animated movie sequels and the main protagonists being so out of character for no reason?

#and they’re all being jerks to their loved ones and for what? #Ralph in ralph breaks the internet becoming a possessive toxic friend? #Marlin in finding Dory being completely unhelpful to Dory’s short term memory and yelling at her abt it #Juliet in Sherlock Gnomes yelling at Gnomeo over a fucking flower??? #there’s more examples but these are the first that come to mind #idk why the writers just throw away all the character development just so there can be ‘conflict’

[purplegn0mes]

If Shroom isn’t in Sherlock Gnomes I’m never gonna watch it

#listen it’s bad enough to hear Featherstone isn’t in it #which is just a crime in itself #but if Shroom isn’t there either then what’s the fucking point #gnomeo and juliet #sherlock gnomes

[multiicolor]

  @underworldslibrary​​  said  :  hiiiii haha twirls my hair… “how does one win this interaction ?” from sherlock to juliet.

  the question makes juliet stop in her tracks, shooting the taller gnome with a look of disbelief. it was almost funny in a way, and she felt the corner of her lip twitch into a smile.

“  You don’t win at a garden party,  ”  she says in a half-exasperated tone, a clink heard as she places a fist on a jutted out hip,  “  You just, you know, have fun, talk to other gnomes— that sort of thing.  ”

#( underworldslibrary — sherlock gnomes. ) #` ask || you got mail ! ` #` 🌹 a rose by any name || juliet. ` #` 🌹 main v. || juliet. ` #( FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK U ) #( FOR ADDING HIM ) #( THE GNOMES WILL RISE ) #( jghvbdsfvsdf also idk what miracle managed to get him to a party but thats whats happening ig JHVBJDSF ) #( if u want smth else lmk! ) #( i should put this in my queue bc its late but FUCK IT ) #( GNOME TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE )

[thechekhov]

Dungeon Meshi Quick Reacts: CH38

Rip to these promising mages. I assume they will not survive this massacre.

IS that where her lungs and kidneys are? Because like. She's huge. Her entire body is behind her. Do you really think she'd keep her vital organs in the little human bulb on the front?

I mean, he has a point. What are you going to do? Fight off more hoardes of dragons?

oh noooo, Kabru.... too bad. That's so unfortunate.... anyway.

It's curious that Laios only got knocked away. He was just as likely to have had his head squished like a grape.

Guys, this is absolutely not the time to be concerned for her privacy.

Yes, queen. Free the tiddy. Murder everyone in this dungeon. I support women's rights and women's wrongs.

.......that's. One way to do that. I guess.

.......what's that rock about.

Oh, I see. That's convenient.

This guy dungeons! Maybe he even dragons.

So we got north (tallmen? dwarves?) and then the easterners.... and now the elves of the west?

He's going to give her to the Americans?! ಠ_ಠ

To be fair, at least they HAD a plan. And they executed it. It's more than you did. I don't mean to point fingers but... at least they... ya know... did something.

Kabru's like 'no, no, hang on, I need to hear what batshit fucked up thing this dude is going to say next, this is important'

Laios is so stressed he broke character.

Then again, maybe it's healthy to let them slug it out a bit. Get it out of their system.

It's true. They wore fitbits and everything.

...hey, hold on a second.

Now hold on a minute.

Damn, this is. Kind of even worse because. I guess I could have guessed that Toshi was just pretending to be polite, like you do. Cultural differences.

But the painful thing is, Laios doesn't seem surprised. He just seems resigned. He's been told before that he's difficult to get along with. To the extent that he doesn't even consider Marcille and Chillchuck his friends? Even though they arguably both care about him? But because Toshiro didn't bother to be deadpan about him being a bit odd at times, Laios thought it meant that was fine.

And that kinda hurts. Like damn. Laios just wanted to make a true connection. And I can't really blame Toshiro either, he was just trying to keep the peace but. Damn.

Free her! Let her do her illegal magics! She deserves it! （︶^︶）

Thoughts:

Senshi just being annoyed about that one last harpy looking for scraps.... like "shoo, this ain't the time"

That gnome seems genuinely nice. I'm sorry Falin squished his pet undyne.

Kabru hugging his..... mage? Girlfriend???? Seems very...one sided. Kinda feel bad for her.

Laios and Toshiro still going at it, I see. Get it allout, boys.

Uhhhhhhhhhh ninja girls.

Aww, doggo.

Last question: Where did the cat go?

Senshi: I can fix that.

Are you all worried because he's finally making sense?!?!

Laios and he punched their singular braincells into several new ones, it seems.

F./....Falin... please give the caterpillar some privacy........

My man, maybe lead with that............

I can't believe Marcille was potentially more forward about her feelings.......

"his pupils are dilated" yes, thank you sherlock. You've finally realized what everyone else who meets Laios feels almost immediately. he's a monster freak club card carrying member. Welcome.

p.....pubby......

As long as he was also inside the dungeon with them.... yes.

The issue with Kabru isn't that he isn't trying his best. It's that Laios isn't trying at all.

On a scale of one to Kabru, how badly do you react to being offered a food you don't want to eat?

......oh no. He's so pathetic it's funny. He's growing on me.

Absolute morons, the pair of them. Immovable object meets unstoppable force. The funniest combination ever. Ghost type and normal type pokemon, forever throwing moves at each other that will never hit. Laios thinking he's made a friend. Kabru just barely stopping himself from killing Laios. Best comedy pair. Tom and Jerry in a can.

Anyway. What a great manga.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi quick reacts #chekhov reads dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi liveblog #delicious in dungeon

[thegoblinboy]

Eddie argues with Nancy all of the time about which movie is better Gnomeo and Juliet or Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Eddie: “One lead to Sherlock Gnomes with fucking Johnny Depp! Leo DiCaprio is over rated!”

Nancy:“So is Johnny Depp!”

Eddie:“You take that back, you take that back right now.”

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #Nancy wheeler #platonic eddie munson and Nancy wheeler

[loveaetingkids]

Sherlock Gnomes or what the fuck this movie is actually good

Despite watching the first movie-Gnomeo and Juliet-back when I was a kid,I don’t look back at it with nostalgia.The premise was funny,self-awareness jokes were good,but there wasn’t any spark for me,y’know?So when the second film came out,I decided to see it,just for shits and giggles,only to be hit by the fact that I fell in love with cartoon about Sherlock and the garden gnomes.The reason as to why it was so memorable lies in its motif and main characters:

Gnomeo and Juliet 

The first part established these two as love birds,but the second one delved more into their dynamic and how their relationship isn’t as perfect as it seemed.Juliet,having the opportunity to create her own garden without fathers supervision,takes this matter seriously,to the point of neglecting her husband, Gnomeo.This leads to a ton of miscommunication,which eventually resolves thanks to both parties openly talking about their issues.What was so refreshing to see in a childrens cartoon is the healthy discussion of couples problems,without demonizing one another-yes,Juliet was in the wrong,but the movie didn’t make her the villain or the “crazy wife” with no redeeming qualities.The motive of communication and appreciation of your loved one is further stated by the new characters:

Sherlock Gnomes and Doctor Watson

It was shown from the very start that all the credit for detective work goes to Holmes,who clearly enjoys the attention,despite the fact that Watson played equal part.Sherlocks ambition made him think that his partner is nothing more then his sidekick,while Doctor, in order to prove him wrong takes drastic measures,which led him to be manipulated by Mariarty.Their dynamic parallels the previous pair,only this one shows the extreme of what the ambition of the one person and the envy of another can lead to.

This cartoon has shown the audience that relationships are based on mutual respect,and that the work or ego can easily get in the way.

#or in other words elton johh gave his whole gnomussy to this movie #gnomeo and juliet #sherlock gnomes #gnomeo and juliet 2 #elton john #and dont get me started on sherlocks and watsons old-bickering-couple energy #theyre basically canon here #soooo #lgbtq #shower thoughts #movie analysis

[teacup-captor]

heyy in your professional opinion which of the Sherlock movies is the best? :3

I love you holy fuck

Okay full disclaimer I haven't watched a whole lot of Sherlock movies, I've seen the RDJ ones (Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes: a game of shadows), I've seen The Hound of Baskervilles (Rathbone) and I've seen Sherlock Gnomes

Personally my fave of the lot are the RDJ ones (I like the 2nd one most), Robert Downey Jr. does a great job playing Sherlock (although he does say the m slur. Yeah :( ) and they're very hectic in a fun way! I also love love LOVE how they portray Mycroft, him and Sherlock are close, and Mycroft is UNHINGED. He does NOT know how to read people. I fucking ADORE it. BY god!!!

The 2nd one is my fave specifically bc it centers Moriarty (I know he's overdone but I love him 😔 he's so incredibly cool to me) and. AND. Let me just say there's a chess game. And it mirrors the plot so well. I just wish there was more movie :(

I don't want to go too much into Sherlock Gnomes but. Oh my god it actually has a pretty fucking good moral. And it's also the closest I've gotten to canon Johnlock. And Sherlock is an asshole but we love him for it!! I know Gnomeo and Juliet got a LOT of critique and ik Sherlock Gnomes seems silly but it's good. Irene's straight in it though. Which. [loud incorrect buzzer]

The Hound of Baskervilles is good too!! But it's from 1939 so it's in black and white, the audio's crunchy, and the pacing isn't quite what this generation is used to lol. I'll be honest I. Barely caught shit from the movie. But what I DID catch was good 👍🏻👍🏻

So.

My reccomendations, in order, RDJ Sherlock on top, Sherlock Gnomes 2nd, and Rathbone 3rd.

but please listen to Sherlock & Co. if you like podcasts 🙏🏻🙏🏻 /nf

#FUCK. #YES. #I LOVE THIS. #I LOVE ASKS LIKE THESE. #THANK YOU. TYSM. ILY 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom

[transsexualjoanofarc]

i fucking hate sherlock gnomes

#me.txt #holmes tag #this hurts to watch #at least gnomeo & juliet had some heart they are BRUTALLY massacring my boy & it HURTS

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

Rules: post 10 of your favourite comfort movies then tag 10 people.

Thank you for the tag @its-all-ineffable 💖

The Holiday. Hot people Christmassy romcom, what's not to like? What Jack Black does with his character!! Beautiful!! And do I need to say more than Kate Winslet? Also single dad Jude Law in glasses!! Cameron Diaz rocking out to The Killers!! And driving a Mini down a country road and nearly getting wiped out by a lorry. So accurate it's *chefs kisses* Favourite scenes include: Arthur's moment to shine, Miles and Iris in Blockbuster and the tent scene with the kids with an honourable mention for Mr Napkinhead 😂 It's my go-to movie whenever I'm sad because it's just so stupidly funny and adorable.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Jim Carrey. That's all I have to say. Honestly, I've seen this film a million times. I can quote it by heart and do so regularly much to my mums annoyance. The schedule scene is very me anytime I'm invited anywhere 😂 some favourite quotes "Am I just eating because I'm bored" "Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!" "We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die!" "The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!" "Nice kid... bad judge of character" (absolutely me with my niblings) It's just the perfect remedy whenever I'm ill.

The Muppets Christmas Carol. I love all the adaptations but this one is my favourite. Me and my mum snuggle up every Christmas Eve and sing along. It reminds me of the magic of childhood Christmases and soothes something deep in my soul.

The Old Guard. This is the only adrenaliney one cos I have anxiety and I need chill shit if I watch a film but Joe & Nicky are my perfect Immortal Husbands and the tiny details of their relationship are all-encompassing and easily distract from all the murder and kidnap 😂

Mary Poppins. Do I need to say more than Julie Andrews? Dick Van Dyke. The outfits. The songs. Suffragettes. Tea parties on the ceiling. Dancing penguins. The merry-go-round horses. When I was a kid my mum used to foster so our house was always full of kids who needed someone to love them, make them feel safe and bring them some joy. That's probably why Poppins is one of my comfort characters, my mum was her.

Alice In Wonderland. Any of the adaptations. They're all brilliant. I do love the 1951 animation though mainly bc I adore the dormouse scene but becoming BFFs with a load of weird and wonderful creatures in a dreamstate is just *chefs kisses* Any scene with The Mad Hatter in any of the adaptations is my favourite but I am a sucker for the clean cup move down scene.

Sherlock Gnomes. I also love any Sherlock adaption but this one's just hysterical. Watson is just done™️. Sherlock and Juliet's squirrel disguise when sneaking through the park kills me every time. Moriarty as a pastry mascot and the fact he has dumb gargoyles as his assistants. Perfection really. Honestly, this film is just so fucking stupid you can't possibly feel sad when you watch it.

Monsters, Inc. bc it might've been like twenty years but I still want a Sully hug!! Also the pure beautiful hilarious chaos that is this film cracks me up. "Mike Wazowski", "Always watching" and "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" are just killer lines. I absolutely adore The Abominable Snowman too he's just too sweet.

The Addams Family. Any of the films. All of the films. Gomez and Morticia are ultimate couple goals. They adore each other. Support their kids unconditionally. So kind and generous it often gets them in trouble. They're just perfect.

Red, White And Royal Blue. Last but not least, only because it's the newest. This film was amazing!! I adored the book and although the film is different I love that it's basically a 'what if' fanfic of itself. It was genuinely lovely to be able to watch a queer story and be able to relax with it!! Don't get me wrong I love how profound queer films can be but they either have me gripped in anxiety waiting for the shoe to drop or have me reaching for a comedian to brush away the deep-seated sadness. I felt so safe and yeah they have their ups and downs like every couple but I think I'd have felt the same safety with those characters even if I hadn't read the book first. 5* 10/10 highly recommend. Will be watching this on repeat for the foreseeable future.

Absolutely no pressure tags @mickalaem @flowercrowngods @auroraplume @estrellami-1 @i-less-than-three-you @mentallyundone @hbyrde36 @penny00dreadful @adhdsummer @writingfanficsfan 💖

#tag games #comfort films

[themoonking]

no one is saying that if you write fanfiction you are, inherently, a worse writer than anyone who’s ever been professionally published. we all know that being a skilled writer isn’t necessarily a requirement to be published, and we all know that fanfiction writers can be incredibilty talented. when people say that a lot of booktok books popular, recently published genre fiction is “written like fanfiction” in order to criticize it, we don’t mean that fanfiction is bad; we mean that the way one writes fanfiction doesn’t translate well to original fiction. therefore, when an author started writing in fandom, but didn’t really alter the way they write when they made the jump to original fiction, it really fucking shows in their work.

more below. warning: LONG.

in fanfiction, you don’t have to give a lot of introduction (or really, any introduction) to the characters, the setting, the lore, et cetera. it can be assumed that anyone reading your fic is reading it because they not only already know everything about the world, but they also already care. the author doesn’t really need to do any legwork in this area. in the event that you make changes from canon that need to be explained, in the world of fanfiction you can simply give an exposition dump in the summary or the author’s note, and no one will bat an eye.

you obviously can’t do this in original fiction. the reader does not already know and care about your characters / setting. you need to weave the information necessary for understanding the book into the book itself, and you need to give reason to care about the characters in the book itself, otherwise the reader will walk away from your book confused and dissatisfied. and unlike in fanfiction, you cannot simply give an exposition dump and tell the reader exactly how things work in a little aside before the book begins.

you can’t simply hop from fanfiction to original fiction without changing anything about your approach to writing and expect things to go well. if you want to make that leap, you have to actively work to refine your craft into something publishable.

but aside from those fundamentals about fanfic vs original fic, i also feel pretty confident in saying that the majority of fanfiction is just pretty mid. not to say that fanfiction writers never produce genuinely good writing, but in general a lot of fanfiction is just mediocre. and that’s okay! 

fanfiction doesn’t have to have the most beautiful prose you’ve ever read for you to find value in it, and it shows a deep level of insecurity when people feel that fanfiction has to be revolutionary and life changing and so on and so forth to justify their enjoyment of it. i’m a pretentious asshole with an all-encompassing need to be seen as cultured and intellectual, and there are many things that i like that are just okay. you don't see me out here trying to convice people that sherlock gnomes is a cinematic masterpiece (although it is /j).

unlike original fiction, fanfiction is not and never can be a job. everyone who writes fanfiction writes fanfiction as a hobby. so it isn’t really a big deal if they’re just okay. i paint as a hobby, and (for me) painting will never be a career, so it doesn’t matter if i only ever paint the same small collection of subjects or if my skill level stays the same, because i do it for fucking fun. similarly, it doesn’t really matter if a fanfiction author only ever writes permutations of the same basic plot or if their writing doesn’t improve over the years, because it’s just a sillyhappy little activity they do in their spare time.

but that isn’t really okay in original fiction? i mean, like i already said, publication is not an inherent marker of quality and there are plenty of authors who just churn out what is essentially the same book over and over again and gain insane amounts of clout and money from them, but in general, in original fiction, you need to be able to write different stories in order for readers to remain interested in your work. for all the popularity that authors like colleen hoover, sarah j. maas, ali hazelwood, and their ilk have, the fact that most of their body of work is the same story in different skins doesn’t exactly scream creativity and skill. people who actually engage with what they're reading are going to notice when an author really only writes one thing.

and an author who writes for a living is going to want to improve their craft, even in small ways. obviously perfectionism is unhealthy, but there’s a certain joy in being able to pull off something in your art that you weren’t able to pull off before, and to keep writing engaging and unique stories you need to keep improving and expanding your horizons.

just overall, obviously you don’t really have to be talented to get published haha, but if you want to actually be good at writing original fiction, the way you approach writing it needs to be different than the way you approach writing fanfiction. that’s why it’s so obvious when an author started with fanfiction but didn’t change anything about their approach when they began to write original fiction (or if they straight up used their fanfiction itself). that’s why “it’s written like fanfiction” is an insult to a published work; it’s because what makes good fanfiction isn’t necessarily what makes good original fiction.

and fanfiction can 100% be used as a tool to improve your writing, but when you’re looking to write original works, fanfiction can only take you so far. you eventually have to hone your craft writing actual original pieces instead of fanfiction.

#i speak #going to start taking my little half-rant-half-essay things as #my monologues #fandom nonsense

[dragons-in-spaceee]

[image ID: the “these bitches gay” meme edited to say “my fucking god! These gnomes gay! Good for them! Good for them” /end ID]

making sherlock and watson be exact mirrors of gnomeo and juliet, an adaptation of THE romance of all time, was such a insane move and it drives me FUCKING CRAZY

#SORRY IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT SHERLOCK GNOMES ITS JUST A GENUINELY GOOD FILM. #sherlock gnomes #sherlock holmes #john watson #holmes x watson

[blistering-typhoons]

sherlock gnome movie not good, but the johnlock implications are, frankly, fucking nuts

#like??? hello??? #it was an Experience #and one i am going to have again- i have a bottle of white #also need to add it to my minutely curated collection of sherlock holmes media on my hard drive

[purplegn0mes]

Reasons why I haven’t watched Sherlock Gnomes (and probably won’t unless I get paid to)

No Featherstone

Gnomeo and Juliet fight the whole time

Do I even need a third reason

#i believe my point has been made clear #listen I get like major anxiety when I watch couples fight #idek why #but if I have to watch my ultimate ship argue for an entire hour I might lose what’s left of my sanity #also they cut out featherstone and Shroom isn’t an important character #and that can’t be forgiven #also they paired Nanette with fucking BENNY #anyway rant over #gnomeo and juliet #sherlock gnomes