Tumgik
#she thinks she's funny
prettyboy-puppy · 7 months
Text
[my girlfriend and I watching a Rollercoaster Tycoon video]
me: does the loop count as a drop?
gf: this counts as a drop, [my drop trigger]
34 notes · View notes
remnantsouls · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
'What Queen Bee's favorite restaurant?"
Tumblr media
"Ar-bees!"
6 notes · View notes
blackcatanna · 2 years
Text
Me: *putting my PC to sleep* Goodnight bb! See you in a bit! :) PC: Okey! Here I am, going to sleep! Nighty night! *fans grind to a halt, all is peaceful*
Me: Sweet dreams my love! <3
Few seconds later...
PC: ...Hehehe *whirring sounds start again*
Me: -_- Wot?
PC: >:) *"Return of the Obra Dinn" starts playing*
Me: WTF???
15 notes · View notes
leighpinnocx · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
“Just Marri... kidding 🤣🤍”
15 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
@newts-and-sharks
Here's ya boyo all floomfed up bcs I find those buzzer handshake things funny for no reason
4 notes · View notes
sunnywarrior · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Saw this image of Dr Doofenshmirtz in this outfit going around on tumblr and I HAD to draw Ori in it because she would wear this 
10 notes · View notes
pirateprincessjess · 1 month
Text
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
58K notes · View notes
mountainshroom · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Recent hazbin sketches :) just a reluctant stepdad and his overenthusiastic daughter bonding
11K notes · View notes
Text
Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
8K notes · View notes
recvordshqs · 3 months
Note
realmente dijeron... el 2024 es el renacimiento.
¿el renacimiento de quién? porque les aseguro que no el de don crowlley #rip.
bowie.
0 notes
otomelavenderhaze · 4 months
Text
Not me platonic in love for another problematic male 2d character.
0 notes
oysters-aint-for-me · 5 months
Text
my (very queer) friend is pregnant for the first time and she’s been on all the baby message boards (eg tiktok, facebook) and she found this tag that was like “ftm pregnancy” and she was like “oh cool! there’s whole tag for pregnant transmen!” and then was extremely confused as to why the tag was full of what appeared to be cisgender women. she was like “i mean i don’t wanna judge, maybe they are transmen but they don’t look how i expected them to, that’s okay, if they say they’re trans then they are” except she kept looking through the tag and literally NONE of them were transmen, ALL of them appeared to be ciswomen. she was VERY confused, seriously questioning what she knew about trans people (and not to be like “she has trans friends!” but literally her partner is trans, her sibling in law is trans, many of her friends are trans/nb, hell i think she’s a bit nonbinary herself, idk, we haven’t actually talked about that recently lol) and doubting reality in general.
and then she found out that, amongst a huge section of the internet to which she had never been exposed before, “ftm” stands for First Time Mom.
there’s no moral to this story i just thought it was funny
11K notes · View notes
padmestrilogy · 26 days
Text
best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”
5K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
FNAF movie Abby has better luck than Elizabeth..
(Original post by @dont_nes_wit_me)
5K notes · View notes
comradekatara · 4 months
Text
wake up sheeple !! the notion that katara is the overbearing, responsible member of the group was a lie peddled by Big Toph to distract from the fact that the actual overbearing, responsible member of the group (sokka) also happens to be her favorite.
7K notes · View notes
reinbouxsworld · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
first encounters
4K notes · View notes