#seriously yall what the fuck is this 😂

[anastyartist]

So like SEVERAL things have happened today first is the queen elizabeth is dead and I expect this tik tok to be exactly what's happening in the afterlife rn.

Either John mulaney or Jschlatt had something to do with it

Other things is Trisha pastas gave birth to their daughter within the hour of the queens death announcement and named the kid 'elizabeth'

Sans understatement was deemed 1# tumbler sexy man also within the hour.

Some of yall fuckers have 'blood for the blood god' 'rip bozo' and 'she's dead' trending on twitter and it's fucking nuts.

#fuck it #queen elizabeth #crack shit #seriously yall what the fuck is this 😂 #best day ever #the queen died

[thatdeadaquarius]

Your takes are so hot so funny I’m dying lmao the Spanish vs portugese thing is exactly what I meant lol like almost the language you think it is but,, not really 😂

OK BUT LIKE I’m just imagining the creator going’s round so excited to say hi to everyone so now everyone just has to smile while the creator says fuck you to them every morning bc a. There’s no way to tell them since they don’t understand anything anyone says and b. Who’s gonna look god in the face and say yeah you’ve been cussing us out every morning for the last year💀 imagine everyone has to start saying it back bc god just told you hi you have to say it back and now it’s just become a new greeting liyue became the most explicit nation overnight and poor creator is none the wiser they’re just vibing

(I’ll take those cookies 👀👀 pspspsps cookies)

ANOTHER ASK!! :D I GOT SO MANY IN MY INBOX IM JUMPING IN EXCITMENT EEEEEEE

A COOKIE FOR THIS ASK PLEASE IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING READING THIS 🤲🍪✨️ (an ask = a cookie, pspspspss askers <;3)

U think I'M funny???!! BRO look at what u JUST SENT ME LMAO (but TYSM!!)

FUCK THIS IS SO FUNNY

I JUST WROTE A SCENARIO ABT THIS ON ANOTHER ASK ABT IT LIYUE BECOMING THE MOST EXPLICIT CITY PLEASE I GHOSTWROTE THIS

GOD SAYS "Fuck you!" :) with a wave and a smile every morning im cRYING

THEY JUST START SAYING “Uh- Ahem- fu- fuck- y- you- too, your- your Majesty...” THE CHARACTERS WHO WOULD SERIOUSLY START FEEELING LIKE THEY GOTTA SAY IT BACK LIKE ZHONGLI, EI, GANYU, JEAN, DILUC AWKWARDLY LMAO, LIKE LITERALLY IMAGINE THEM SAYING IT 

I literally have nothing to say (unless u wanna send another ask and request it I will :D!!) other than PLEASE READ THIS ASK YALL R SO FUNNY

#my asks #pls lmk if u wanted a longer scenario response or smth!! #i feel bad just shoving that onto ppl when they may not have wanted that as an answer lol #ask box open #genshin sagau #genshin impact #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin god reader

[softtcurse]

Josie the Nature girl

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urbanwyatt Josie the nature girl

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yourinstagram this was after she grabbed a caterpillar off of the grass and tried to bring it inside btw

urbanwyatt 😂

druski2funny she’s the Lorax in real life yall, I saw her lead some ants to a piece of hot dog on the floor

visuallamia WHAT 💀

urbansgram I’m scared of her 😭

challax FASHION ICON JOSIE

chrustaly a true Taurus queen 👸

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yourinstagram vacation time ☀️☁️

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mikalarezzz she’s the cutest 🥹

yourinstagram thank you <3

urbanwyatt sunburnt as fuck

yourinstagram that’s on you my love

angelicangie Josie’s mom 🫡🧎🏽‍♀️😏

flowerssincogito no seriously! She’s so beautiful

dojacat 😍😍

yourinstagram 🫶🏼

you via instagram stories

urban via instagram stories

#urban wyatt #urban #urban wyatt x reader #urban wyatt blurb #urban wyatt concept #urban wyatt fic #urban wyatt x you #urban wyatt imagine #jack harlow fic #jack harlow imagine

[heavyhitterheaux]

It's Givin

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

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y/ninsta: it's givin boss bitch!

photo cred 📸: my boo urbanwyatt

jackharlow: GOT DAMN! My wife fine AS HELL 😍😍😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow stop it stink! 🙈🙈

jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme get between those thighs 😏😋

maggieharlow: jackharlow and do what exactly? 🤨

saweetie: jackharlow lmaooo tryna get fresh and your ass got caught! 🤣😂

jackharlow: maggieharlow look... you want a grandchild don't you!?!?

maggieharlow: jackharlow but I don't need to hear about how you made my grandchild either 🙄

urbanwyatt: jackharlow Maggie about to whoop that ass again 🤭🤭🤭

lilnasx: yasss sis! love it!

y/ninsta: lilnasx please tell me you're coming to Miami!! I miss you!!

saweetie: so we can witness you getting bent OVER A BALCONY with Jack fucking your brains out again?

y/ninsta: saweetie idk what you're talking about 🙃

lilnasx: y/ninsta yes the fuck you do

sza: even with the doors closed we could STILL hear yall

urbanwyatt: sounds like everyday life for me 😫

urbanwyatt: they be going at it morning, noon, and night 😭😭

jackharlow: do yall not see how gorgeous she is? And y/ninsta baby don't play with me because when we get there I'll make sure you remember

normani: look as long as yall don't put me in the room next to you idc

lilnasx: I vote urbanwyatt gets it. he's used to it anyway.

urbanwyatt: HEY!

dualipa: thanks for calling me to be in the video! love ya lots!

jackharlow: EXCUSE ME?!?! y/ninsta explain this. so she just be terrorizing me and you let her be in the video?!?

y/ninsta: jackharlow she’s a boss bitch babe! I only want the best and she’s one of them

dualipa: y/ninsta I’m better at something else too but you’re husband is such a hater and won’t let me have a taste

jackharlow: dualipa THE ONLY ONE TASTING ANYTHING ON Y/N IS ME

dualipa: jackharlow your days are numbered. mark my words. she’s going to get tired of looking at your big ass forehead one day 🙄

urbanwyatt: dualipa lmaooooo he do got a big head don’t he? 😂

druski2funny: thank goodness for the curly hair to cover it he got from maggieharlow 😂

jackharlow: dualipa imma kick your ass and urbanwyatt druski2funny NOT HELPING

dualipa: jackharlow if your kids get your big ass head R.I.P. Y/N’s vagina

y/insta: dualipa I said the same thing when I thought he got me pregnant that one time 😂

jackharlow: y/ninsta you don’t have a problem with my big head down below

y/ninsta: jackharlow sure don’t but dualipa has a point. imma schedule a c section because issa no for me dawg

jackharlow: y/ninsta seriously?!?!

y/ninsta: jackharlow love you smush 😘

jackharlow: y/ninsta if you love me so much let me at them thighs real quick 😍👀

y/ninsta: jackharlow gimme a massage first and I’ll think about it

jackharlow: y/ninsta I’ll give you one but... no clothes allowed 😉

saweetie: jackharlow watch it, you already got caught once by your momma

jackharlow: saweetie she’s caught us before when we were 17 😂

claybornharlow: I remember that! LMAOOOOO

urbanwyatt: yall were both grounded for 2 weeks but STILL snuck out and saw each other

sza: I need the full story! spill it!

saweetie: you two literally just fuck yall life away 😂🤣

jackharlow: my parents we’re supposed to be at this event and they came back early and I was deep in y/ninsta like about to cum and then BAM! door swings open 😂

lilnasx: why am I not surprised? yall be living life on the edge with yall sex stories 😂

normani: I know jackharlow was red as a tomato when it happened 🤣😂

y/ninsta: jackharlow of course your dumbass didn’t lock the door. too concerned about getting your dick wet 🙄

jackharlow: y/ninsta I was trying to hurry up before they got back!

y/ninsta: jackharlow locking a door takes two seconds!

jackharlow: OH and here’s the thing..... they closed the door and let us finish 😂

saweetie: jackharlow WHAT?!?! y/ninsta confirm this ma’am

theestallion: jackharlow y/ninsta yall are a HOT ASS MESS

y/ninsta: saweetie yes lol and then we got grounded for 2 weeks but we still saw each other lol

jackharlow: y/ninsta BABY! remember the time on our flight to Australia?

urbanwyatt: NO! WORSE FUCKING SHIT EVER. I HEARD EVERYTHING

y/ninsta: jackharlow ooh yes!! good times!! urbanwyatt stop being so dramatic

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? I did hear everything on that tiny ass plane! 

saweetie: I literally just knew yall were a part of the mile high club 🙄

dualipa: well I’m not soooo y/ninsta you wanna teach me a few things?

jackharlow: dualipa that’s it. considered yourself BLOCKED

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[mamaspeckles]

A post on veneers age^

( i am only being aggressive because the post I saw was also aggressive.)

Hey this is MAMASPECKLES,

im just here to say, i am a minor, 16 at that, turning 17 in a few months, theres nothing wrong with a 16 yr old feeling the things i do, im age of consent, nonetheless, apparently i drew cp or wrote cp of veneer when even tho nothing is confirmed but he’s definitely 18???? how do i know, coz what 16-17 yr old pays TAXES that he evaded and fraud? right, NON. yall common knowledge exists, also, hes not real, therefore, no one cares.😂

how badly do u want attention coz u stated that in this screenshot silly!!! “I need my followers🥺🥺🥺”

also didnt u so desperately want to support my work but u were embarrassed to let out ur inner “veneer cp” love?? LMFAO ur acc ridiculous😭, anyways :3

JUST TO SPITE YOU….YALL VENEER SMUT DROPPING SOON (EXTRA SPICY EDITION) LETS GOOOOO🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

p.s, please use common knowledge and even research as when u dont think or look into the law, u end up like this thing, miralunawritez😟

Like baby what is the last book you read…yk that wasn’t required in school..was it curious George you obnoxiously stupid moron?? No offence really.. like you wanna sit there and act like a know it all but you clearly aren’t educated aren’t ya💋

You know what I realized it’s always the people who don’t get enough attention who pull goofy shit like this out of their ass for they can single one person out to get attention. Sorry mira but you haven’t critiqued your internal life choices enough to be sitting here and judging me babe😂

And to the person siding with Mira is this you asking for NSFW ?? Of kid ritz??? Oh no it’s ‘cp’💀 seriously educate yourself! it’s either your a hypocrite or confused . They are pixels. Grow up! Seriously all of you grow up you aren’t going to die if your a teen who has sexual thoughts of pixels or other teens..

#multi fandoms posts #multifandom account #multi fandom blog #multifandom #trolls #trolls veneer #false accusations #mamaspeckles #hypocrite

[babymorte]

okay so im not turning anons off because i still want to give people the opportunity to communicate with me and feel comfortable in doing so if they need to do it anonymously.

that being said because people can’t be fucking chill there’s going to be rules and these rules will be followed or im blocking people. i do not care who you are or what our relationship is. i am done with these bullshit games. i am done being baited. i am done with people accusing me of doing stupid high school drama shit. if you don’t like it, don’t send me asks. my rules are simple and im sorry it has to be this way but im left with no choice at this point.

• my personal life is absolutely off limits.

• my relationships are absolutely off limits.

• any sort of sexual conversations unless it is on my nsfw page and is respectful or is part of an ask game is absolutely not allowed.

• do not ask me what my type of person is, what my sexual preferences are, the way to win my heart or what i find attractive in people unless it is part of an ask game. i am tired of being baited by people and accused of shit.

and most importantly

• unless it is part of an ask game do not make any assumptions about me, my life, or my relationships.

i know some of yall have vpns and i cant do shit about that but i will be blocking the ips anyway and if you continue to return as you most certainly always do you will be ignored. im done being treated like shit by people who literally don’t fucking matter and i don’t care about. i don’t know why you even follow me if you have such an issue with me or the things i do. i treat every single person with the same exact energy whether we talk on here or other socials so i don’t know why people assume shit about me or constantly think im being shady. i owe no one anything and no one has any right to come into my space and try to run their mouths for no reason other than to be an absolute prick. i don’t fucking care anymore. im done sitting back and just taking it. i am a nice person but my patience has gone and i will not tolerate any of this anymore.

to my actual friends that i talk to on the reg and my mooties and the people who are always so so kind to me and do talk to me about actual dope shit i love you all to the moon and back and im so so happy to have had the privilege to meet each and every one of you. yall have helped me through some of the worst times in my life just be being yourselves and hanging out with me and i owe you a debt i can never repay. i know it’s corny and i know my words don’t mean shit but i do see you all as friends and my family and I hate when people say this but i love this little nerd ass community we got going on this side of the internet. im sorry this post even exists but i literally dont know what to do anymore except completely delete my account and i really dont wanna do that 😅

but i adore you all and just seriously thank you for being so fucking chill and hanging out with me for the past however the fuck long ive lived on this hellsite 😂🫶🏻

[badbihk]

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yourusername omg i can’t believe y’all actually caught this on camera😂 ANYWAYS come see us in Houston tonight @jackharlow #comehomethekidsmissyoutour

alexiademie stunning🤎

⤷ yourusername thank you my love😘 imy

urbanwyatt YALL HEARD THE LADY!!! COME SEE US TONIGHT @ 6

babymommay/n ugh she looks so good😩 I can’t believe tickets sold out so fast

⤷ yourusername I will be on a solo tour this summer👀

jackharlow proud of you. thank you again🖤

⤷ jackharlowspoison idk why he even had her opening for him???? He could’ve had anyone😔

⤷allaboutjack I was thinking the same thing😂😂

⤷ urbanluvr123 she probably fucked him

mariahthescientist love you girl😘

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You put the phone down after reading all of the comments. The fact that people think you fucked Jack just to be able to open a show had you ready to leave the tour all together. You had worked your ass off since 18 producing and making your own music. You didn’t need to open for Jack but you did it as a favor. Neelam had been your manager for about a year when you first got famous. After Jack’s opening act pulled out she called you. As much as you didn’t want to; you knew you owed her. Without her you wouldn’t be as far as you are now. You took a deep breath and left your dressing room. Jack was already waiting at the door.

“Jack what do you want” you muttered as you walked past him.

“ I saw the comments. I know you are here doing a favor for Neelam and that you were on a break from music. I just wanted you to know I appreciate you” he said while following behind you.

“ I appreciate your that but it’s not your problem what people think. I have to go. I’m on in five but thanks” you said while getting your mic put on.

Jack sighed as he started walking away. He felt bad you were getting shit on. Especially after he had kissed you last night.

———————————-Last night———————————

The night air was cool as you sat on the balcony of jacks hotel room. Jack had the blanket tightly wrapped around the both of you. Jack was on his fourth drink while you sipped your wine. “You wanna smoke?” You asked while pulling a preroll out from your bag and looking at him sheepishly. “ you tryna get me fucked up tonight” he chuckled while taking the preroll from your hands and lighting it.

“ thank you for coming out with me. I seriously can’t believe we have sold out every concert so far this tour and I truly believe that’s because you are here with us” Jack said while taking a couple of hits and passing it back to you..

You giggled as the hitting the blunt. That wine was definitely starting to sink in.

“ it’s all good. I’m actually having a lot of fun. I decided to take a break because I feel like this industry is so crazy sometimes. Having all eyes on you at all times. It’s easier to focus on my music when I don’t have to deal with all the bullshit.” You put the blunt down and looked out at the city. It was stunning. You looked over at Jack but his eyes were already locked on you. He looked beautiful as the moonlight shined on his face. It complimented all his features beautifully.

“ don’t look at me like that” Jack says as he chuckles and takes another sip of his drink.

“Like what?” you question looking at him with a smirk.

“ like you want me to kiss you” Jack stated as he planted a kiss on your forehead. He then stood up and reached his hand out to help you up from your seat. You took his hand as he pulled you up into his chest. You both stood there for a minute just enjoying the warmth of each other.

“ i should really go. We have a busy day ahead of us tomorrow” you stated will while squeezing past him and opening the door that led to his hotel room.

“ it’s late but you don’t have to. We could watch some movies and just hangout” he says while following you into the room and plopping on the king sized bed.

“ Jack look you are a sweet guy but we both know if I stayed here tonight it wouldn’t just be movies and hanging out” rolling your as you stood between his legs. He was truly the best man you’ve ever been around. You couldn’t help but just study his face. His cheeks were flushed from the alcohol. His eyes were low and a deep red from the blunt y’all had just killed. His curls were messy from him running his hands through them.

“Look Y/N im not sure if it’s just because I’m fucked up but” he paused and ran his hands through his hair. Jack couldn’t sit here and act like he didn’t want, no need, your lips on his. He slammed his lips on yours. Kissing you like you were his lifeline. He wraps his hands around the back of your thighs and pulls you on top of him. You were now straddling him and you couldn’t help yourself from grinding yourself on his already hard dick. There was a loud knock on the door that caused you to quickly jump off of him and adjust your shorts that has ridden up your thighs. Jack stood up and walked towards the door opening it. Urban strolled in with two bags of McDonald’s

“ Hey Jack…… Y/N” he said while looking between the both of you. “ I didn’t know you were here” he said while placing the food on the small table that was in the room.

“ yeah uh I was just leaving” you said while shuffling to the door. “ goodnight Urban and um Jack. I’ll see y’all tomorrow”

You quickly walked out the door shutting it behind you.

“ was it just me or was she acting weird” urban said while opening the bags of food. “ anyways I got us ice cream too”.

———————————————————————————

The show was absolutely amazing. Of course it sold out. You sang your heart out and Jack killed it like always.

Everyone was headed back to the hotel since the next show was only a few hours away. The plan was to leave in the morning. Jack had offered to give you a ride back as soon as he was done meeting a few fans. You were hesitant to agree but decided to say fuck it.

After about an hour and a half of mindlessly scrolling through your phone you received a text.

Jackman🧸

Hey pretty girl. I’m getting the car now meet me out front.

You rolled your eyes; he was such a flirt. You gathered your stuff and headed outside where he was already outside. You hopped in and didn’t say a word to him. Truthfully you didn’t know how to feel. You were already getting shit on for people thinking you fucked him to get where you at. Plus the fact that you WANT him had you second guessing everything. Maybe you shouldn’t have taken the offer in the first place.

“Y/N you’ve been quite the whole ride. You good?” He asked while looking over at you. His hands were gripping the wheel so tight his knuckles were white.

“ yeah I’m good sorry just think I’m still a little hangover” you said while looking out the window.

Jack takes a sharp right turn into a empty grocery store parking lot.

“ Jack what the f—”

“ look if this is about last night I’m sorry. We were both drunk and high as fuck. I shouldn’t have kissed you but I don’t want shit to be awkward between us. We can just forget it even happened if that’s what you want”

You didn’t know what to say. I mean what could you say? You couldn’t deny there was a connection but this just wasn’t the right time to explore this new feeling. You couldn’t feed into the rumors about fucking your way to the top. If anyone even found out y’all kissed it would spread like a wildfire.

“ j-just forget I even said anything” Jack said as he pulled back on the road and headed to the hotel.

———————————————————————————

You rolled over and looked at the clock next to your bed.

1:32

Fuck. You had been back at your room for almost 3 hours and couldn’t sleep. What Jack said kept replaying in your head. Why should you have to limit yourself to please the fucking internet? You know what fuck that. You got out of bed and put on some sweatpants and headed out.

*knock*

Jack groaned as he heard the knock on the door. Who the fuck was coming to his room this late. He walked to the door and opened it

“ urban I swear to god it’s too late to deal with your bullshit”

“ hey Jack” you said as you squeezed in the small opening of the door.

“ why are yo-”

“ look Jack I know I didn’t say anything earlier. Truthfully I didn’t know what to say. I don’t want people to think I fucked you to be able to come on this tour. Then again why the fuck would I care? I don’t know what this is or where it’s going but it’s SOMETHING. I like you and I want to see where this go-” Jack cut you off with a rough kiss slamming you against the hotel door. You run your hands through his hair and wrap your legs around his waist.

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yourusername honestly……fuck it👀

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Okay y’all not too much on me now…… this is my first try😂😂😂😘

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[stormblessed95]

When I Delete Too Fast

When I woke up this morning, before I even had the chance to watch the bangtan bomb, I deleted a ton of weird asks in my inbox because it all GENIUNELY didnt matter. But now I'm kicking myself because I deleted this tkkrs ask and now I want them to resend it because it would've been so fucking funny. Darn. My problem for clearing out the trolls immediately I guess. Lol they sent me some tweet and went on and on about how if jikook are boyfriends why is he hanging out behind Jimin staring at Tae changing.

Proving they once again, don't know who they claim to stan. Poor staffer behind Jimin there helping Tae change (who was going shirtless under his jacket) getting accused of checking him out and of being JK. Black shirt, brown bag strapped on, black mask worn.... and then there is JK, wearing a white tshirt and purple hoodie like every other member. And BEFORE he changed into his encore outfit, he wasn't in black then either 😭 (white shirt. Blueish jacket)

Like YALL SERIOUSLY. What is wrong with some people. I should be more patient with what I delete in case I change my mind and decide I DO want to publicly embarrass some of you fools. 😅🤣😂 like that's not even JK, and he doesnt look like he is checking anyone out either! Chill.

Also just goes to show how often I very quickly delete dumb takes when I see them. Or asks I just don't feel like dealing with. Lol I see them, I read them, and then often, I just immediately delete them 🤣

#tkkrs are liars #but also so funny

[thegamingcatmom]

Hey there! Your characterisation of maggot mommy is just 🤌😩 I was wondering how she would react to us showing her actual affection that we initiated 😂

(Bri'ish accent unlocked) Good day to you, anon!

LAJSLASDLALSNJFALSF thank youuuuu!! 🥰🙈🥰  🙉 🥰🙊 🥰 

Yall don´t realize how fucking happy it makes me to see this fandom flourish and come to life and come together over one feral, unhinged demon!Momma who´s literally the walking dead and who´s got us in a chokehold but not one that´d seriously harm you hell no but just enough for you to feel it and feel the raw power that´s Momma and don´t you see it was meant to be? now and forever because nobody else can give you what she can and, while your countless efforts to save your toys are quite laughable to her, she can´t help but secretly adore you for your antics - her silly little Drama Queen - and did you really think that boy stood even the slightest of chances after he dared to lay his slimy fingers on you, tried to claim you even though you´ve already been claimed all day every day and there´s only one place for you and that place is by her side and under her and above her and in her and all around her and you reek of her so really-

That boy was asking to be strung up by his intestines.

And you´re Momma´s good girl, aren´t you? Staying faithfully by her side (it´s called trauma) as she rips and slices and claws and bites her way through flesh and muscle and sinew until all that´s left of that scum are bits and pieces which are now proudly hanging over the doorway like a mistletoe and they oddly remind you of pulled pork and you´d actually kill for having some right about now and-

Did someone mention a mistletoe?

Maggot Momma´s breathing quite heavily indeed and there´s actually a bit of drool dangling, still on a high, still energized and almost buzzing from putting on a show for you, from wanting to impress you and show you just how devoted she is to you by getting rid of that vermin which tried to molest you and look at you - eyes unfocused and breathing quite heavily yourself because clearly you approve of her display of strength, of showing who´s at the top of the food chain - an apex predator, an alpha-

It´s making a beeline for you, sporting the craziest eyes you´ve seen on it yet, clawed hands still coated in blood and there´s bits of him still sticking to them and you think you´re gonna puke and he was innocent, trying to help you and coming back for you when you nearly kicked him down those collapsed stairs because you knew how this would end for him otherwise, almost shouting at him because stupid so stupid do you wish to die you idiot?! and there was no time to even blink before-

Maggot Momma is mesmerized, in a trance because look at you and she´s on you now, bloody smile so wide it´s a wonder her face doesn´t tear and hands coming up to rake through your hair - pushing you back against the door and right under pulled pork, blood dropping down on you - and her eyes can´t seem to decide whether they want to look into your soul or-

It´s eyes keep straying down and if you didn´t know any better you´d say it´s actually about to hold on wha-

Faces inches apart, breathing as one, and Maggot Momma simply can´t resist any longer, driven by this urge - this need - to surge down and claim what´s yet to be claimed but-

Or has it?

But I DIGRESS.

Because we´re here for some honest, actual affection that a certain someone initiated, aren´t we?

And yknow, I feel like it´s not so much about how a certain someone would go about it because any kind of touch given willingly and without struggle (for once) would do...things to Momma.

At first she´d look like a confused gremlin I reckon because it´s something she´s just not used to and she´s never had a problem with that either because the concept of actual affection and real human interaction is completely foreign to her and having you struggle against her, swat at her and almost hiss at her absolutely gets her going lemme tell ya.

But yeah, the first reaction we´d get would probs be a mix of what is that and gimme more like-

(But yknow, you best be very careful now because once Momma´s had a taste of that she´s gonna be just as insatiable as she is with everything else.)

Like, there´s this look on her face that could pass as wonder and awe and her deceased brain seems to have become...more deceased? It´s just shut off for a moment, ceased to function, rebooting and that´s actually fucking terrifying to look at and you´d take It screeching and hollering over...this any day because it´s just...staring at you, looking like a mannequin about to come to life and murder you.

And it´s like something´s clicked and, suddenly, there´s more than blood, guts and gore galore and yes, this is perfection you´re perfection close so close! and that rotten brain has made a new connection somehow and Maggot Momma might not completely grasp the whole concept yet but what she definitely does understand is how good it feels and how she wants to feel it again and again and again and again and-

And there´s that drool again, half-lidded eyes becoming quite unfocused, head starting to tilt to the side like Momma´s struggling to keep it up and almost purring now-

But as per usual with Maggot Momma, nothing stays sane for long. So, sooner rather than later things will escalate and decent into utter madness and insanity yet again and you´ll literally fear for your life when all Momma wants is for you to stroke and rub her real good.

But as I´ve mentioned before, it´s not so much about how a certain someone goes about it and more about why they´re doing it. What´s the intention behind that affectionate touch? What´s encouraged them to overcome their very instincts telling them to run run run and actually touch It (which scares the living crap outta them) in an affectionate way?

Was it out of genuine affection? Or was there something else happening that´s triggered this sort of reaction?

What do you think?

Thanks a lot for your sweet words and your ask. 🥰🥰

#evil dead rise #ellie evil dead rise #maggot mommy #deadites #alyssa sutherland #evil dead rise...but gayer

[mybiasisexo]

Hi! Hope u had a great day!

Can I just vent for a sec? If u don’t mind?

Okay here it goes… I rly need solo stans to shut. the. fuck. up. Like rly I do. As we know, Baek had his concert (which looked fantastic btw! I’m so proud of him!) and ofc, some of members came to show their support (im sure if Sehun and Jongin weren’t enlisted/busy they’d be there. Same goes for Yixing). However some miserable people wanted to use this ammunition or proof (whatever the fuck they want to call it) that the members don’t like each other, completely over analyzing their actions/words. Tbh, it’s mainly Kyungsoo and Baekhyun stans I see this from. Tho some other solo fandoms have been yapping about too. For some reason, they’ve gotten brave since Ksoo and CBX left sm (ofc I’m happy that they’re out of the shithole that’s sm). Like it’s 20-fucking-24! And yall still don’t believe that they like each other yet? Seriously? They’ve been together for nearly 15 years at this point. And they are FUCKING GROWN ASS ADULTS! If they didn’t like each other or want to be around each other, then they wouldn’t interact at all outside of work. Yet, how many times do we hear stories of ppl running into them while they’re on LITERAL “DATES” WITH EACH OTHER. Stop treating them like they’re in high school ffs! Every time any member is asked about exo during solo activities, they always say how they’re lucky to have them and that they’re family/brothers/lifelong friends.

If you don’t like the group or certain members, fine. That’s how you feel. I can’t change that. But you need to shut your damn mouths and show some respect! As the saying goes: if you have nothing nice to say, then don’t say anything at all. Just remember, any of them members would burn you all alive to keep the others warm. Without a second’s hesitation.

Sorry, damn, I rly needed to get this off my chest. Thanks for listening to my rant lol. 😂

Damn. Yknow I’ve been lucky enough to miss this discourse and I’m glad cause solo stans make me sad bro 😔. I truly can’t understand the concept when it comes to exo. They are one god dammit!!!!

But yeah you’re spitting nothing but facts! Exo have proven years ago that they are more than just coworkers and it’s such a tired argument. If they really didn’t care for each other they would disband. They’re literally staying with sm to remain together like ??? If that don’t prove their loyalty idk what does.

Solo stans can gag bro cause exo ain’t going anywhere and they love each other lmfaoooo like huh???

#ask #avatarren

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druski2funnny Are you sure she’s not just laughing at you?

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druski2funnny Na say that shit with your chest. Tell him his jokes suck.

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druski2funnny Backing out from your statement y/n not cool.

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druski2funnny DRAAG HER, you’re funny idk what she’s talking about. Damn y/n why you gotta do our boy like that?

yourusername You know what, you’re about to loose The Godfather card for next baby, you always instigating 😭

druski2funnny JACK YOURE NOT FUNNY LEAVE THE JOKES TO SOMEONE ELSE

jackharlow See I know you both are lying because I’ve caught y/n watching YouTube videos of me being funny and she’s always laughing.

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yourusername Superstar doesn’t have time for little me 😉

jackharlow Quit playing! 🙄

jackharlow What she needs to do is drop the two track she wrote about me when we first started dating.

yourusername 🤫 That’s only for us

yourbestiename Bitch if you don’t send me those songs right now I’m going to fuck you up, why am I barely finding out you wrote songs about him???

yourusername Because they were meant to be only for my ears and no one else.

jackharlow RELEASE THEM!!!

yourusername NO

druski2funnny Are they about how he was a fuckboy?

jackharlow 🙄

yourusername Lmao no

yourbestiename Tell me. Text me.

urbanwyatt I want to know too.

yourusername Nosy asses

jackharlow For what I understand, one of them was diss track to she who cannot be named 🤐

yourbestiename BITCH! DROP THAT SHIT NOW!!!!!

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druski2funnny Yooo i want to listen to that shit even though I won’t understand 😂💀

yourbestiename Whats the other one?

jackharlow Tell em wife 😉 😁

yourusername Who’s being annoying now? 🤦🏻‍♀️ you tell them since we’re revealing our secrets.

druski2funnny Hey we’re family, there’s no secrets between us.

yourusername LMAO

jackharlow Know how she played hard to get? Well little miss hard to get wrote a song about how she’s wondering who I’ve been with and that her head is a mess just thinking about our nights together.

urbanwyatt Y/N 😂

ynupdates JACK IF YOU DONT RELEASE THOSE TWO SONGS FOR US!!!!!

yourbestiename Seriously you need to let me listen to them. I want to listen how you went in on little ex and how you were thinking about dude who wasn’t even on your mind back then.

jackharlow Dude is now her husband, thank you very much 🫡

hisexname 🥱🥱🥱

druski2funnny HELL NO RELEASE THAT SHIT NOW

urbanwyatt Oh shit 😲

yourbestiename BITCH FUCK OUT OF HERE. Y/n please

yourusername Lmao nooo.

jackharlow I got y’all just wait…….

yourusername They better be waiting sitting down because those are not being heard anywhere.

jackharlow Just remember you love me, I’m your husband and the father of your children.

urbanwyatt If y’all pray, pray for him pls

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[mishwanders]

I’m the cheating anon and the answers made me laugh 😂

I meant cheating in a relationship. Who’s most likely and least likely to cheat on their partner ?

It was so late for me that I was unsure but BOW game night sounds like a hell of a lot of insane fun 🤣 thanks for the clarification!

Alright so, I’ve listed it out with my reasons why. I’m not trying to slander any characters and no hate to any of them, I’m just basing this off of what I know from the games/movies and my own bullshit. Alright yall, here we go!

Most Likely to Cheat:

President Benford and President Graham - they’re both cheating on Leon with the First Lady and Benford had a mistress.

Ramon Salazar - he has a castle, but only if he could get bitches without forcefully dragging them there. (Also, I’m just finding out his name is Ramon?! Tf?!)

Osmund Saddler - has too many bitches in black cloaks and an entire village of people he infected. This man is like King Solomon over here with his 1000 wives.

William Birkin - man was married to Annette and decided to get married to his work and I don’t even know if that was consensual between him and her.

Jessica Scherawart - my girl switched teams so fast. She flirted with Chris and then when she realized he wasn’t interested, she started talking to sugar daddy Parker about shopping trips and a fancy dinner. She wants what she wants and I respect her for it.

Jack Krauser - would leave anyone for Leon, and tbh I don’t blame him for that. I feel the same about Chris lmao.

Lucas Baker - did y’all see how quickly he changed up his demeanor with Chris in the DLC? He’d be indecisive.

Alfred Ashford - creepily obsessed with his sister… like way too obsessed.

Brian Irons - uh, did you see how many woman he kidnapped? Run away. Like seriously.

Derek Simmons - man can’t decide what he wants, he transforms at least 4 times in game. He also cries a lot about Ada and that’s not healthy tbh.

Lickers - they will lick anything, don’t think that tongue is just reserved for you.

Morgan Lansdale - man did a lot of hiding and covering up stuff in regards to his involvement with terragregia, I 100% expect him to do the same in a relationship.

Mother Miranda - you wouldn’t even know she was doing it because she’s a shape shifter. You could probably die happy thinking things were good and not even know.

Sergei Vladimir - daddy vladi is a little too obsessed with the red queen and if he could fuck a computer system I think he would.

Ada Wong - no hate at all, but we’ve seen how she yanks Leon along. It’s not a healthy relationship to say the least.

Excella Gionne - she’s in it for the money and power, not for love.

Ricardo Irving - again he’s in it for power and money, just no.

Least Likely to Cheat:

Salvator Moreau - did you see how loyal he was to mother Miranda? Man worshiped her fr and he would do the same for you if he cared that much.

Nemesis - would treat you right and stay by your side all night. Also, tentacles to keep you close like a leash.

Mr. X - same thing as nemesis, he’ll follow you to the ends of the earth and put those fists to good use.

Parker Luciani - he’s a sugar daddy who will take care of you.

Marguerite and Jack Baker - they love each other your honor.

Ethan and Mia Winters - again, THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR!

Barry and Kathy Burton - AGAIN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!

Albert Wesker - if you’ve caught his attention long enough, then you have it for life.

Alcina Dimitrescu - will always have time for you dearest.

Dimitrescu daughters - if they’ve caught you, they’ve caught you and you ain’t going anywhere else.

Hunk - my boy is so dedicated, he’d know how to take care of you.

Josh Stone - HES UNDERRATED AND DESERVES THE LOVE I KNOW THIS MAN COULD GIVE! Y’all see him protecting Jill in the DLC?! LOOK AT HIM GOD DAMN IT!

Sasha aka Buddy - oh you know his dick is big. He started fighting a war because the love of his life was taken from him.

Karl Heisenberg - like Wesker, if you get his attention, you have it for life. Also, no running because you won’t get away far.

Tyrell Patrick - he’s smart as hell and would protect you at all cost

Urias - will attack, will protect.

Donna Beneviento - she so nice and would keep you comfy always.

Helena Harper - she’s got a mean demeanor but she’d love you always.

Billy Coen - he strong, he cares, he’s also got nice hair.

Piers Nivans - dedicated golden retriever boy

Jake Muller - if you can keep up with his lifestyle, he’d have your back at all times.

Adult Sherry Birkin - she learnt from her parents and all of the adults she’s around (except for Simmons) has daughter what healthy relationship can look like. She’d be great.

Alright and for the ones everyone’s been waiting for because I’ve been the way that I am….

Drum roll please.

Jill Valentine - a whole wife, she will protect and love you with everything she has.

Carlos Oliveira - same as Jill. He also had floofy hair and would be obsessed with you petting him.

Claire Redfield - super smart and falls super hard super fast in love. You just gotta keep that fire going in her and it’s forever my dear.

Rebecca Chambers - she’s so sweet and caring and she’d fix up any injuries you got? Yes, I love her your honor and she’d love you too.

Sheva Alomar - loyal as fuck bro. She’s got you back fr fr bby.

Chris Redfield - my man who’s about actions is gonna SHOW YOU HOW YOU DESERVE TO BE CARED FOR!

Leon Kennedy - my man got them sweet words and he’d going to tell you everything and reassure you anytime you feel the opposite.

I hope that answers your question <3

#Mish rambles #resident evil #I’m not even going to begin to put in their names in this tag #my thumbs hurt from making this

[toournextadventure]

So I just finished all your work ( fantastic work)and I have to know wtf did the character do in bad dream😭 like Seriously from what tara said ghost face fucked them up bad and even used a gun? I know GF is sadistic but it seems they hated them more 😂 they insult their mom or something

See, yall be thinking R was probably bein bold, but dont forget GF had a shotgun in the bodega and Bailey had a gun too, so maybe they just wanted poor lil R out of the picture nice and fast 🤔

But also, you read through ALL OF IT? My dude, I owe you a beer or something, cause that's certainly a feat 🥺🫶

#tara answers

[heavyhitterheaux]

Someone Very Important

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Read Side Piece, Have We Learned Our Lesson, and My Baby is Having a Baby first for some background 😘

Yall can thank my baby @moody4world for this one! 😘💕

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y/ninsta: real pretty and she slim thick wit it 😘

jackharlow: I got the prettiest wife in the world 😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow aww shucks ☺️

dualipa: can we do a poly type situation?

jackharlow: dualipa now why would you ask me that? you really think I'm about to share y/n? 🤨

dualipa: jackharlow you shared her with urbanwyatt 🙄

y/ninsta: jackharlow dualipa AHT! AHT! Cut the shit! A certain person now has Instagram and umm yall need to act like yall got sense in my comment section!

jackharlow: y/ninsta who!?! This my wife page and I can say WHATEVER the fuck I want

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby please 🙃

jackharlow: y/ninsta then tell dualipa to behave

y/ninsta: dualipa honey please don't fight with hubby today

dualipa: jackharlow started it

jackharlow: dualipa did not! but I'm damn sure about to finish it 😤

saweetie: y/ninsta you lived bitch x2!! How many rounds this time?!

y/ninsta: DIAMONTE PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY

saweetie: what I do? We always get the sex updates every week. I'm confused. 😂

y/ninsta: someone VERY important is following me now!

saweetie: well they need to get used to it! We not switching shit up just for them

y/ninsta: Jesus be a fence

normani: urbanwyatt SHOW YOURSELF SIR

urbanwyatt: normani whatever it is, I didn't do it

theestallion: urbanwyatt stop lying before I tell y/n to put your weed in her bra again

urbanwyatt: theestallion please don't I'm still traumatized 😔

y/ninsta: will yall cut it out!?!

normani: girl what the hell are you so scared of? you grown the last time I checked. Now who's better urban or jack?

druski2funny: wait a minute now and I wasn’t invited?! I was in Atlanta!

y/ninsta: druski2funny no.

saweetie: I heard good things about both 🤷🏾‍♀️

y/ninsta: NORMANI KORDEI!!! DIAMONTE!!!! SHUT.UP.

normani: fine. keep your secrets.

saweetie: full review WITH pictures and sources will be posted in the group chat NO LATER THAN FRIDAY. I expect no less than 2 pages. One for each.

jackharlow: sharing is caring 😏

urbanwyatt: me and my friend just like twins

jackharlow: same nutsack and the same dick head

dualipa: so you'll share with urbanwyatt and not me!? You made an ENTIRE SONG about me

jackharlow: y/ninsta wrote that remember? I didn't 😂

y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm seriously about to fight you

jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme eat that pussy instead. I'm a lover not a fighter. Matter of fact let me get this whipped cream from the fridge and meet me upstairs 😘

y/ninsta: JACKMAN!

jackharlow: y/ninsta scream it louder baby

y/ninsta: God help me 🙃

sza: I still remember when jackharlow had y/ninsta BENT OVER THE BALCONY in Miami after a dude tried to hit on her in front of him. Could probably hear her screaming all the way in Kentucky.

y/ninsta: BITCH! DELETE THIS NEOW!

jackharlow: gotta admit one of my favorites. I swear y/ninsta if I wasn't holding you, your ass would have tried to hop off the balcony. you better stop running from this dick 😤

saweetie: GIRL!! I forgot about that. She was walking weird for like a week.

druski2funny: damn my boy had you down bad like that y/ninsta?

y/ninsta: druski2funny I plead the fifth

jackharlow: y/ninsta you sure were pleading with me that night

y/ninsta: AND I WAS NOT WALKING WEIRD!

normani: you were baby. everyone could tell.

sza: saweetie remember when we went to brunch the next day and her legs gave out? She almost ended up in the bushes.

lilnasx: saweetie she did end up in the bushes when we went back out later on 😂😂 she should've worn flats because her heels and uhh previous activities weren't a good match

y/ninsta: I just give up

saweetie: sza and then there was the time when we were in the studio and jackharlow came to visit us. the screams that were heard from the bathroom chile... I thought Jack was killing her

jackharlow: saweetie I was. Killing that pussy 😏

maggieharlow: Hi baby girl! You look so pretty! 😍

saweetie: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OOHHH FUCKKKKKK jackharlow ABORT MISSION. ABORT! ABORT!

sza: maggieharlow hiii mama harlow! 👋🏾 don't mind us!

y/ninsta: maggieharlow thank you mama!! 😘🥰

maggieharlow: sza hey! long time, no see!

sza: maggieharlow I promise to visit the next time y/n and jack come! 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS MY MOMMA!?!?

jackharlow: saweetie too little too late 🙃

y/ninsta: jackharlow I told you to behave yourself!

jackharlow: y/ninsta but you didn't tell me WHY and sza stop acting all innocent 😒

urbanwyatt: jackharlow Maggie about to beat that ass 🤭🤭🤭

2forwoyne: jackharlow I'll start the funeral arrangements for you

jackharlow: 2forwoyne welp had a good 24 years down here. make sure you put death caused by wife y/n not telling him his mom got an Instagram account

jackharlow: urbanwyatt hopefully she doesn't read all the comments 🙃

maggieharlow: now jackharlow you should know better than that 🤨

saweetie: OH SHIT. bye yall 😘

claybornharlow: 😂😂😂😂

jackharlow: CLAY! Not the time!

jackharlow: maggieharlow hi momma! 🥰

maggieharlow: jackharlow don't hi me Jackman

sza: OOP

jackharlow: maggieharlow just disregard EVERYTHING above this comment 😫

claybornharlow: jackharlow the other day I was thinking and remember the time you were 16 and thought you got y/ninsta pregnant and just knew mom and dad were going to kill you? Never seen you so pale in my life.

jackharlow: IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU CLAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE GRAVE

saweetie: WAIT WHAAAATTTTTT I'm back

sza: SPILL THE TEA!

lilnasx: why does this not surprise me? 😂😂

normani: EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW!

druski2funny: jackharlow I thought your pull out game was A1? 😂

urbanwyatt: druski2funny that time it wasn't lmaooo

y/ninsta: jackharlow I THOUGHT YOU ONLY TOLD URBAN

jackharlow: y/ninsta BABE HE MADE ME!

y/ninsta: jackharlow HOW? AREN’T YOU THE OLDER BROTHER?

urbanwyatt: I just want everyone to know that I am the godfather of the first born Harlow child. I've had this position for eight years now and was a witness to finding out when y/n was not pregnant. I actually looked at the test because those two were too scared. I take my job very seriously.

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt NOT NOW URBAN

maggieharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta hop on facetime you two. Now.

y/ninsta: maggieharlow I swallowed my phone

theestallion: need to practice swallowing them kids instead 🤭🤭

saweetie: theestallion Bitchhhhhh shut up 😂😂😂😂

jackharlow: maggieharlow I broke mine

y/ninsta: claybornharlow you were always my favorite Harlow child UNTIL TODAY. Imma beat your ass and your big brother's

jackharlow: y/ninsta HOW WAS I NOT YOUR FAVORITE!?!

claybornharlow: y/ninsta you would kill your only brother-in-law?

y/ninsta: jackharlow because clay has always been my boo duh and claybornharlow YES 🙄

maggieharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta I'm waiting

y/ninsta: maggieharlow I just want to let you know I'm innocent and it was 1000% Jack's fault

jackharlow: y/ninsta WHAAAATTTTT

y/ninsta: jackharlow you were the one who ran out of condoms

jackharlow: y/ninsta and you knew that and you still let me hit 🙄

y/ninsta: touchè

y/ninsta: 2forwoyne make that funeral arrangements for two 😫

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[viridian-tay-leaf]

Pick a Pile:

Pile 1 💛 -- Pile 2 💞

Pile 3 💚 -- Pile 4 🧡

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Pile 1 💛:

So what were not gonna do is go past that like you didn't just say what you just said- seriously how are you still underestimating yourself. Look at where you are right now and how far you've come. You're in your zone babe, keep on going. Big virgo & capricorn energy. 🎶 Money money ain't it funny in a rich man's world 🎶~ You're already there babe, just a little more resting, testing, and putting some more work into sharing your passions and it'll all be good. The universe is working for and with you so why are you fighting. "The girls are fighting". Let go loves it'll work out, it always does for you. Take some time to enjoy the little things today and you'll be a okay little loves~

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Pile 2 💞

Ouuuuuuuu Someone's in looveeeee. Who are they? Are they someone you've known forever or a new person that just gives you the butterflies? Ignore my interest in the gossip- You guys are down bad and when I say that I mean you're gone loves. This person is someone you can really trust and depend on. They are someone who is down to ride and thrive with you for the long run. Just be sure to keep communication open, respect each other & your boundaries, and be honest all the way through. Keep up these basic ideals and you'll be a love for the pages. I'm getting dancing/kissing in the rain. Library dates, walking in the golden hour, amusement parks. Y'all are an adventurous couple who bring out the best in one another, just be sure to acknowledge and work through the worst as well. A relationship can't work unless you both split it 50/50. Remember that you are your #1 priority and then consider them as your #2 priority. You guys are like a storybook kind of love though. Love songs all the way. Getting Pisces, Taurus, Leo vibes. Overall, whether it lasts a week or a lifetime, enjoy one another and the experiences you have as they will be some of the best memories you have when you go.

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Pile 3 💚

I actually got the songs before the message this time. Yall are in a me myself and I mood, huh? It's giving "I'm feling myself, feeling myself, feeling myself!" While dancing in the mirror. Okayyyyy you guys are vibing. Y'all are either in love with yourself right now or learning to love yourself again and I'm here for it. You go babe, you deserve it. Someone went through a bad breakup(romantic, familial, or platonic) and it took a hardship on you. It was really tough since you've put so much into this relationship and it hurt you alot to get out of it. But! You did it for yourself cause you knew it wasn't going to change and that you deserved better. After going into Hermit mode for a while, you've decided fuck that I'm the shit, they don't deserve my tears so I'm going to be the best version of me I can be and I'm going to do it unapologetically! Major Pisces and Libra energy. Also getting Capricorn for some reason. Either way im proud of you honey. Yesssss 👏🏽 ahhh I love you're energy. Here's to rebuilding and renewing ourselves! Drink that wine 🍷, Dance in your mirror 🎶, Hang out with people who bring you joy 😂. You are someone who loves hard, but the universe loves you harder ;)

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Pile 4 🧡

Are you guys okay? I'm getting a lot of anger from y'all. Some of you are upset that something hasn't worked out. Others are just mad at the state of the world and how it's going. I'm getting alot of pessimistic vibes here and I'm hearing that it's not gonna work for either of us babe. So right now I'm gonna need y'all to go into self-care or what I call Hermit-Magician mode and take care of yourself big time. You may be the healers we need for our future. So take a breather cause you definitely need it. I'm hearing burnout big burnout even if it's something you love. Too much of anything is never good for you. Take a cleansing shower. I'm getting protection and maybe some of yall have been cursed/hexed by someone else's negative energy/envy. Get that person out of your environment or life as soon as possible loves. They are not good for you and your friends seem to think so aswell. Be gentle with yourself because you're still sensitive. Take your time refilling your energy and your passions. You can't give pour out an empty cup darling. So as someone who's been there before, rest, rest, rest 👏🏽. It sucks but it'll be worth it. I've found that depending on which sign you are, it helps to go be around your element. For example, I'm a Scorpio (sun) and whenever I feel like this I usually shower, swim, or stand in the rain. It's like a little refresher. A reminder that I'm here for a reason and that reason is to exist and guide others to enjoy their experience aswell.

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Be good, be kind, be safe~💜

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[preraphaeliteknight]

exactly 😂 that's why i always giggling when seeing people who swifty tweet negatively, not in positive jokes way about his income. like excuse me?? yall who scream loudly fuck the patriarchy but tweet seriously like this ?? 😂

https://twitter.com/DaynerysSwift_/status/1638906462574395392?t=ZiBhHBWadoZxCXIopCNCyw&s=19

https://twitter.com/DaynerysSwift_/status/1638906936665198593?t=OlGnKLyrO4TcYR51dNiDbw&s=19

Yep! They think they're making fun of Joe but what they're actually doing is insulting Taylor with poorly disguised misogyny.

#lilly answers