#crack shit

[nananarc]

May I introduce you, ✨ Hastarion ✨, an OC created by fusing Halsin and Astarion. He's a polar bear vampire dilf with a dark past and an evil personality.

#crack shit #art #illustration #drawing #artwork #fanart #artist #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate oc #halsin #astarion #hastarion

[smilysstuff]

So I had this crazy idea from few months ago in a Discord dm and I just remembered I had these memes stuck in my gallery.

WHEN SARGINGTON

#rvb #red vs blue #Memery #i will not be normal about this #Crack shit #Just eat the barely given contexts from this #i will not elaborate

[cvbullshit]

On the topic of shitposts and crack AUs- My brain decided to have the bright idea, right when I woke up, of: "Hey, y'know how people believe Passivemare and Corrupted are different people? Yeah wut if Passive was reincarnated into Bill Cipher." And now we have this shit. It's so random that I hate it. Kinda like his design tho, ngl.

#dreamtale #nightmare sans #dreamtale au #dreamtale nightmare #Passivemare #crack shit #shitpost #undertaleau #multiverse au #bill cipher #gravity falls #gravity falls au #dortiomare au #billcarnated passive au #crack au #idk what this is #idk anymore #idk why

[rangarlamamicado]

At 3AM I realized Bec Noir and Fecto Elfilis had lots in common & made these on a whim as a warmup for something I just posted earlier. Anyways, here's a fun list of things they have in common!

1) They're both vengeful/power-hungry interdimensional beings.

2) They're the product of two or more components becoming one powerful being.

3) They were both accidentally summoned/created by the protagonists' indirect actions.

4) Bipedal anthro with giant wings and bladed weapons.

5) Have the power to destroy planets/universes (Red miles and rift/teleportation powers respectively)

6) Their major encounters with the main characters take place on a dramatically lit rooftop.

7) hot :)

#homestuck #hs #bec noir #jack noir #kirby and the forgotten land #kirby #fanart #shitpost #homestuck fanart #shitpost comic #shitpost art #shitposting #crack theory #crack ship #crack shit #fecto forgo #fecto elfilis #elfilin #chaos elfilis #here we are #here we r #john egbert #june egbert

[bemoreveronica]

THIS IMAGES MADE ME GET TIMED OUT FOR A DAY IN THE HEATHERS DISCORD SERVER BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

Bless BeeRonica🐝💙

#heathers the movie #heathers the musical #heathers 1988 #heathers #veronica sawyer #beeronica #barry bee benson #crack ship #crack shit

[somethingsad]

Jjk doodles while I'm at school

Mostly satosugu tho

#jjk 0 #jjk #stsg #satosugu #ship #crack shit #shitpost #jujutsu Kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru

[nighthaunting]

registering my prediction for the big warhammer ‘lion's back’ plot-twist right now so that if it happens i can be supremely vindicated and if not everyone can laugh:

"i think cypher has been luther all along and he escaped from gay baby space jail fell through a time portal and has been running around being mysterious"

why is he apparently a full marine now instead of just a augmented guy? chaos. don't think too hard about it.

why has he done any of the stuff he's done as cypher? he was in a wormhole and had some personal revelations and it's none of your business.

eventually cypher brings lion's sword back to him is revealed as luther this whole time secretly and then they kiss and make up or something idk

#warhammer 40k #russ' hug brigade #crack shit #lion el'jonson #luther

[anastyartist]

So like SEVERAL things have happened today first is the queen elizabeth is dead and I expect this tik tok to be exactly what's happening in the afterlife rn.

Either John mulaney or Jschlatt had something to do with it

Other things is Trisha pastas gave birth to their daughter within the hour of the queens death announcement and named the kid 'elizabeth'

Sans understatement was deemed 1# tumbler sexy man also within the hour.

Some of yall fuckers have 'blood for the blood god' 'rip bozo' and 'she's dead' trending on twitter and it's fucking nuts.

#fuck it #queen elizabeth #crack shit #seriously yall what the fuck is this 😂 #best day ever #the queen died

[wauggie69]

Prompt: licking boots

Pairing: Wilhelm/August

Trigger warnings: rich people doing rich people shit

***

It was a hot summer day and Wille was bored out of his fucking mind.

He was stuck at the palace while his parents were on some stupid state visit.

Not long after breakfast his horny brain took over and an idea came to his mind. He shot a quick text to his (second) cousin. “Come to the palace at 15:00. I’ll inform the guards you’re coming. Meet me in the throne room.”

The reply came almost immediately. “Of course, Your Royal Highness.”

At 15:00 o’clock sharp there was a knock on the heavy throne room doors.

“Enter.” Wille commands.

He couldn’t hold back a small laugh when he saw Auggie’s reaction. Jaw almost on the floor and his eyes wide open, frantically trying to take it all in.

Wille was sitting on THE throne, stark naked except for his riding boots and his legs wide open. Obscenely running one hand over his nipples while the other one was tight around his cock.

“Auggie! Eyes up here!” he snapped.

“I’m sorry Your Highness.” Auggie croaked, completely flustered.

“Here’s what’s going to happen. I need clean boots for the hunt tomorrow and I want you to clean them. With your mouth - obviously.” he deadpanned.

“Of course.” Auggie replied instantly and quickly made his way over to Wille.

And if Auggie licked all of Wille clean this day, and not just his boots, no one but them needed to know.

#wauggie #yr fic #crack shit #young royals #yeehaaw #august of årnäs

[boiling-potato]

My crack ship…

Trickster x crimson cardmaster (@thekinderwizard )

Well this is random but ok ಠ◡ಠ

#boiling potato #oc #my oc #my friend's oc #friend's oc #mutals #crack shit #ask blog #ask #my ask blog #oc ask blog #ask response

[nananarc]

Commision price included time i spent in depression as well 👌

#crack shit #anyway dw guys im good now! #tho I'm kinda scared i might be in manic which is not good lmao i hope jm just normal #cryptic na posting

[mkoshi-a]

#general ╱ ooc ◞ #crack shit

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[friendlynieghborhoodmuffinman]

So a dream I had a couple nights ago created the most cracked ship I can almost get behind, in the form of Cynthia Pokemon X Sans Undertale. The dream itself was some kind of pokemon style rpg game that mixed a bunch of videogame properties together (mostly Nintendo, but not all of them, clearly)

Anyways the main part I remember was watching Sans go down a part of the game that I had just gone to where there was some secret area that required meta knowledge to get to. I’ll get to that later.

Anyways, Cynthia tries to stop Sans along the way to propose her love to her, but sans, in classic comedic fashion acts oblivious to it and walks past her at first.

Then he starts accessing the secret-ish area.  The place is a secret because you have to summon and bridge together four small floating islands to get to the secret endgame area. Also I should mention the whole game map was a bunch of sky islands, kinda like TOTK but basically in Undertale’s artstyle. So when I was in the area before I only managed to spawn in one floating island bridge piece thingy by accidently messing with the game settings while in that area. BUT Sans already knows how summon two bridge pieces, which of course does by accessing the game menu.

So somehow for some reason, sans fell off and it turned into a high graphics cutscene (because as mentioned, this was Undertale graphics). But then, as he is descending through the sky Cynthia sends out her garchomp to fly down and save him.

And after being saved he reciprocates her love and in one of the "post credits" scene they are shown spending some quality time together

Other events in the postcredits scene was Gaster traveling through that secret area (And of course he is able to summon the bridge and then de-summon it once he gets over. Like an asshole) and also with hints of something more Eldritch on the other side of the bridge.

And also a portion where the games protagonist was causing more problems that now started to bring Mario characters into the world. Anyways, kinda disappointed that I probably won’t get a sequel to this dream. But I am gonna see what Tumblr might do with this.

#sans #video games #gaming #weird dreams #undertale #pokemon #pokemon cynthia #yes all my dreams are basically this vivid and crazy #shipping #crack ship #crack shit

[devildomwriter]

The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me video

[sqlatoon]

happy 4/3!!! (pre-octo expansion)

#splatoon #agent 12 #agent 3 #agent 4 #captain 3 #3 does have a phone its just really shitty and cracked and u can only use it for calls #so they borrow 4s phone all the time to do stupid shit #my art