#send professional help

[cmhcny]

so there's this terzo plushie that will probably be up for order and im willing to pay so much for it it's worrying

#like #send professional help #??? #ghost band #ghost #terzo emeritus #papa iii #terzo plushie #hes just sooo cute #im gonna cry now #haha #shitghosting #cmhcny

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

got distracted while selecting the clips to gif and ended up with 37 possible gifs...

#send professional help #if you haven't noticed that IS my favorite Blanche gif and i WILL be using it very often

[youreaclownnow]

the bromance is REAL

#like bruh #not me falling for a friend no way not meeeee #im too gay for this shit guys #send professional help

[spinningbagel]

I desperately need therapy.

#mcsm jesse #mcsm #aaaaaaaa #art lmao #digital art #send help #art #i’m going insane #send professional help #shit post #Bagel's art

[samijey]

Sami Zayn and Jey Uso at MSG (26/12/2023)

#sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #wwe #wweedit #jeysami #sami wiggling his fingers he's too cute pleeeeeeease #they have me by the f*cking throat #it stopped being funny MONTHS ago #seriously send an ambulance or some professional help #stuff i made

[thebroccolination]

THE EX-MORNING SERIES CONCEPT

By now I think many people have heard that KristSingto’s upcoming series is an original script that was written for them. What we also have confirmed is that it was written about them.

[source]

KRIST: This series was written by P'Backaof and directed by P'Lit where they created this script from the start deliberately for the two of us and they got information for the characters etc. from KristSingto directly. In the series, the name for P'Sing is Tamtawan, and my name is Phatapi. And Tamtawan Tamtawan and Phatapi are KristSingto themselves.

INTERVIEWER: Does that mean you play yourself?

KRIST: [laughing] Yes, we act as ourselves, so it's not difficult at all.

Today, Aof elaborated on his part on Twitter:

[source: @backaof]

[translation: @_beinglistener]

And Jojo added:

[source: @jojotichakorn]

[translation: @_beinglistener]

So, two gay men are the leading creative minds behind KristSingto’s comeback series. Time to study up on your KristSingto history, kids. \:D/

Long live sanctioned RPF. 🎉

#krist perawat #singto prachaya #kristsingto #the ex morning #i’ve already seen the same tired ‘guess rent was due’ about krist and #i see on twitter when people link my thread about krist to people still insisting he’s homophobic #man’s rich #he works constantly #he even said it’s something he regrets now that his grandmother who raised him passed away #he worked so much he didn’t have as much time for his family—who he helps support #he is quite literally considered bl royalty #he has more queer people in his circle than straight #waa (gay) is his mentor #aof (gay) wrote this series and jojo (gay) thought up the concept so even professionally he's supported by queer people #you don’t have to like him #and you don’t have to admit to sending death threats to a stranger who doesn’t speak your language based on rumors you didn’t verify #just y’know #admit quietly to yourself alone in your head that you were wrong and you caused harm to a person who didn’t deserve it #plenty of actors use bl as a stepping stone to bigger jobs #he’s not one of them #he wanted to do bl for years but gmmtv told him he could only work with singto #so literally the only reason kit didn’t do bl until BMF was scheduling issues because singto wanted to study abroad #and singto couldn’t get a fixed date for it and then the pandemic messed with his plans even more #i’m glad to see more and more people are understanding who krist is recently #and even in the series they made pathapi’s controversy an impulsive act of anger #krist has said he used to struggle with being hotheaded #and one of his apologies for the igs was even something like ‘i acted without thinking of how it would look out of context’ #he just wanted people to stop harassing him for his sexuality but the context isn’t in the igs #anyway my go-to when i’m too tired to talk about this is always this #if he had ever been homophobic thai people would be the ones leading the charge against him…but it’s interfans

[hwallazia]

i have this problem called choi san-

BC ALL THE IDEAS THAT I COME UP WITH FOR WRITING ARE CHOI SAN CHOI SAN CHOI SAN

i surrendered so i will post a smut drabble of him bc coachella san has corrupted me so i have to write my brain rot of him fucking the life out of reader after coachella stage...

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

i rest my case.

(yes this is me even after a week of coachella san)

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 nic is typing ... #san hard thoughts #choi san #san smut #san ateez #chellateez #coachella san #send professional help im insane

[statementlives]

me, sending emails nowadays: is this a— a protocol— a reference— a magnus— is this— is this a magnus protocol reference—

#trying so hard to be professional #but everything is a reference #send help #the magnus protocol #tmp #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #samama khalid #mine

[magentagalaxies]

just finished interviewing bellini for one of my finals in my comedy class and i'm losing my mind over bellini going on a tangent about how if he were grading my comedy over the past year he would give me an A+. like i didn't ask him to say that and it wasn't related to any of the questions i asked but you better believe i'm leaving that in to be like see professor? BELLINI gave me an A+!!!

#it was very sweet lmao and a great conversation over all #last time i was in town i told bellini a one-liner i came up with about the 2SLGBTQIA+ acronym having the exact qualifications #for a strong password (8 letters a number and a special character) and he said he's repeated it to several people #and it's always gotten a big laugh!! which is so cool!!! i'm not typically a ''joke'' writer my stuff is usually character-driven #so that's awesome that both bellini AND scott really loved that line!! #bellini in particular has been such a fan of my comedy since we first met (across multiple eras now) #like we met while i was working on my musical ''other girls'' and he was so excited to hear about it when i first mentioned it #and had me send him the recording as soon as i got it #and he's been so helpful in developing aubrey as a solo sketch character too #it's so cool having a professional comedian (especially one with such a meticulously good ear for comedy like bellini) #be as excited about my work as i am and be able to help me refine it into something even better #and especially as a queer comedian today who's finding it difficult to navigate this landscape of being ''bad representation'' #bellini having been an openly gay comedy writer for almost double my lifetime is such a great resource to have!! #of course a lot of this is true for scott too (tho scott hasn't actually *seen* any of my comedy yet. he's just heard me tell jokes from it #but bellini is such a special mentor for me and i'm so happy we randomly connected over mouth congress over a year ago

[madam-o]

I have this mental image of Buggy torturing flirting with his love target by having his disembodied d*ck bounce around their feet and nuzzle their ankles like a puppy until they jump up on a chair screaming about naked mole-rats. Then they realize what it really is and yell at an unseen Buggy to knock it off and stop scaring them, which unfortunately only causes him to escalate things, of course.

#i'm not well #send help #the professional kind #buggy opla #op buggy #opla #buggy the clown #buggy thoughts

[jennycalendar]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PRINTERS AND WHY DO I KEEP SENDING MY DOCUMENTS TO THE WRONG ONES

#adventures in professionalism #making a tag. please. send help. anyway

[samijey]

I'm going through the notes on my phone where I write random fic ideas, quotes, scenes etc and I'm feeling a bit unwell at this Sami quote I wrote down over a month ago 😭😭

#samijey #something something next level brainrot #something something gift of prophecy #please send in professional help etc

[warlordfelwinter]

owning a house and having to hire your own professional for every discrete issue is both better and worse than just being able to call maintenance like i hate having to find and talk to various trades people just bc i hate talking to people but on the other hand i don't have to wait for a useless landlord to deign to send someone

#i sent our hvac people a service request and they called me within like 10 minutes and the tech is on their way immediately #never got service that quick in any apartment #probably helps that i requested service at like 8 am on a monday #but still #it also means i can get professionals that i personally like and not just have to deal with the lowest bidder that the landlord picks #or some random handyman #nothing against handymen #but sometimes a landlord sends Some Guy for a problem that requires someone who went to a trade school lmao #personal

[totallynotjaylmfao]

how to yap without being annoying no glue no borax

#my silly little posts #send help #im mentally unwell #Im literally the yappinator #I can’t stop yapping #professional yapper

[samuraisharkie]

If you’re putting off loud ass firework tonight in the suburbs around other houses, let it be known I hate you. nearly kills my dog every year.

#first day of disability month is flooded with panic inducing noise. fuck America #could you losers drive out to open country that’s flat to let out fucking industrial level fireworks. #I don’t mean the small driveway ones or even just one or two smaller ones #I mean the ones that fucking send a shockwave through the whole house like a bomb is dropping. #nothing BUT those it sounds like a war zone out here #I hope you people set ur house on fire #killing birds bats and bugs and more #y’all aren’t even celebrating veterans like you think you are. every vet I’ve ever talked to or heard of HATES it. #putting people in danger to blow out ur eardrums setting off massive fireworks at close range. #y’all are fucking annoying #I wish there was like. etiquette for fireworks this time of year. #where you could put a sign out like ‘this neighborhood as a very anxious senior dog’ or ‘this house is sensitive to loud noises’ #’this house as someone w PTSD’ etc. but no everyone is supposed to get over it and shut the fuck up #and if we don’t like it we’re joyless funkillers #and if the sign is out then you have to find somewhere else away from that house to set off your fireworks. #and if you can’t find a spot without signs then you fucking get over it and have ur burger without ear shattering noise #or you know. go watch PROFESSIONALS set off fireworks instead of risking yourselves your neighbors and everything around you #I’m sorry if ur 4th of July is ruined bc you could set off industrial professional level fireworks then you genuinely need psychiatric help #if you set off a few. this isn’t about you. if you’re putting on a fucking show stopping finale this in fact is #every Fourth of July is a borderline extinction event for wildlife too. animals can die just from the sound. #they DO die. there’s a massive amount of dead animals found every year after nationwide firework events like this #y’all are killing the wildlife and then scratching ur dumbass heads going ‘huh I wonder where the fireflies went’ #you know what’s prettier than polluting the air with pyrotechnics? fireflies! where are they? you killed them! #i LIKE fireworks too. I just don’t like them in my neighborhood by my novice neighbors surrounding me on all sides. #not every single house needs to set off fireworks. fucking stop it

[mssboo]

if i see one more mark ruffalo/daniel le blanc thirst trap in tiktok im going to commit federal crime

#‘the last outfit tho>>>>😍’ #bitch go see a professional this is not okay #the daniel le blanc thirst traps are consuming my fyp send help #all the light we cannot see