#self insurance

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#youtube #employee benefits #insurance #human resources #wellness programs #reducing employee turnover #employee benefits trends #why employee benefits matter #self insured employee benefits #self insurance #employee benefits explained #self funded #self funded insurance #employee benefits and services #employer benefits #group insurance #group benefits #small business employee benefits #employee benefit #risk analysis #self-funded health care #employee benefits for small business

[sofiaruelle]

He's a lil confused about cuffing season but he's got the spirit

#stardew valley #stardew harvey #sdv harvey #by spirit i mean the big boi vaccines #and maybe big boi ceterizine #doodle #the more you pass out in the mine the higher the medical bill #'sorry your insurance doesnt cover my early greying hairs i get for worrying about you dear farmer' #give me a sassy doctor #the sass/nagging about your poor self preservation is a love language

[jackie-q]

Bats Are Built Different

Roy: Ok, I think that was the last of 'em- OH MY GOD YOU WERE SHOT?!?!

Jason: Tis but a flesh wound.

Roy: No, no it most certainly isn't.

Jason: The worst thing about bullet wounds is the clean up!

Roy: I think you nicked an artery.

Jason: I'm fine, I just need a few more painkillers, that's all.

Roy: What you need is a hospital, some medical insurance, and a therapist.

Jason: hah, medical insurance, a respectable Bat would laugh in your face, but I'll spare you this once. But only because breathin's gettin' a bit iffy.

Roy: The fact you're still standing is highly concerning.

Jason: Heh, I'm just built different.

Roy: ...

#jason todd #roy harper #bullet wound #underplaying injuries #no self preservation #blood loss #medical insurance #desperately needed #jayroy #sorta? #implied #dcu #dc universe #red hood #arsenal

[bg3-npc]

dash was going insane last night so I started keeping fucking notes I can be so normal about them look at how normal I can be do you wanna be normal with me it's fun

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #wyllstarion #do you think if I send this to my insurance #they'll expedite my nasal spray ketamine approval #I will go back to my self imposed exile for another week after this #but GOD even if no one sees this I'll have it for myself #also if you do see this #very open to feedback/criticism #mine

[somnambulic-thing]

Vampire!Eddie x afab Chronic Migraine!reader

Cw: Migraine stuff, fluff, period blood and caring vampire boyfiends with traces of pussy feasting (very minor (yeah, I'm disappointedabout that too)) typing this on my phone in the dark with the brightness as low as possible. Enjoy.

Turns out being a vampire comes with very specific perks.

Eddie doesn't mind to spend hours in the darkness with you when one of those migrains hits. He rather not have you suffer them at all, but there was nothing he could do about that. Your spirit has been recovering faster since he wastes the time away with you in the dark and you didn't get bored out of your mind.

His abysmally cold hands feel wonderful soothing on your forehead and his fingers never tire massaging your temples or the tense muscles in your neck.

He prepares all kinds of food while you sleep to make sure there is something you can stomach when you wake up.

He reads to you when you get too tired to talk but still can't fall asleep for hours, voice low and deep in the perfect way that doesn't overstimulates your exhausted nerves but would tire the vocal cords of mere mortals very quickly.

He fucking hates the thought that you used to do this alone for years and years and makes sure you know that you will not scare him away. He's going fucking nowhere.

He's thinks you're really pretty in the dark, when you forget he can see every little detail and stop trying to hide your tired and often swollen face from him.

He can smell when you start to feel better before you can feel it yourself with all the stress and overstimulation going on. He likes to let in a bath for you, the warmth soothing for your muscles that are often painfully stiff from all the time spend in bed with minimal movement because sometimes even lifting your head hurts too much.

You almost always ask him to join you and sometimes he makes good use of the fact that he doesn't have to breathe and gladly spends as long as you need him to with his head under water to makes sure you're completly relaxed to the point where you feel almost boneless.

Works wonders with those nasty migraines that come with your period.

#blurb #chronic conditions #vampire!eddie #eddie munson x afab!reader #self insurance over 9000 #I'm going to sleep now #fucking exhausted #chronic pain

[dzasterdumpterfire]

Finished sketchbook sillies on digital

Horror sans by Sourapplestudios

Dust sans by Askdusttale

Quellow (he me)

#dust sans #horror sans #digital art #askquellow #Artist posture hurtssss #I infected my self insert with it #Sobb #America insurance is yummy #cvsanses

[thecryptidart1st]

What gender dysphoria looks like when your bloodwork came back approved to start horomones, but the doctor you saw wasn’t qualified enough to approve testosterone, and then the virtual visit included 15 minutes of waiting to see a doctor who could approve:

#irl posts #gender dysphoria #gender transition journey #good news is i’m getting the boi gel #bad news is i gotta see if my pharmacy can give it to me or if i gotta seek out an alternative pharmacist #also bad news is seeing if i gotta wait for it after insurance renewals #i hate american healthcare #self doodle #the godzilla screaming was me having to wait another week to get my needed T

[girlghostface]

WELL MY GIRL TAKES HER DRINKS WITH DUST AND RUSTY RAZOR BLADES 💥💥

#blondie.txt #my art #self insert #🐇 #stress relief buny *explodes* #my health insurance got canceled today :L so i need art to live #i had fun with this though^_^ im trying to let loose with my art more. and not gaf about anything #save me scissor sisters lyrics... SAVE ME SCISSOR SISTERS LYRICS!! #ACTUAL selfship content thts not just art of my self inserts...Coming eventually #< I am for sure telling the truth and not lying

[cantsayidont]

February 1961. If Lex Luthor was a teenager in Smallville when Clark Kent was Superboy, what happened to Lex's family? Jerry Siegel answered that question in a curiously roundabout way about a year later, in a story in SUPERMAN'S GIRL FRIEND LOIS LANE #23. Perry White assigns Lois to "write a story on witchcraft," and sends her to the New England town of Cardiff, where there were witch trials centuries earlier. In Cardiff, Lois visits the local library to learn more about the trials and notices that one of the alleged witches burned at the stake, Louella Thompsons, bore a striking resemblance to the town's current librarian, a young woman with the unusual name of Lena Thorul:

Learning that Lena was orphaned as a child, Lois soon works herself into a froth imagining that Lena is the reincarnation of Louella Thompsons, and that the accidents that killed her family might be the result of black magic. Lois then begins to think she's being watched, and experiences several bizarre events, including the mysterious disappearances of her camera and typewriter. She also narrowly avoids a car accident like the one Lena said killed her parents. Superman, as always in these stories skeptical of any kind of "superstitious magic," is convinced that there must be a scientific explanation — and since evil scientist Lex Luthor recently escaped from prison, Superman concludes there must be a connection. Locating Luthor's secret lab with Lois in tow, Superman finds that Luthor has been using remote "vision-screens" to monitor Cardiff and the Daily Planet offices, and used "super-science rays" to cause the mysterious disappearances of Lois's stuff. Superman even guesses the reason:

Superman then gets Luthor to explain the whole story:

In late 1962, Lena popped up again in the Supergirl strip in ACTION COMICS #295, which reveals that she moved to Midvale not long after her previous appearance. Lena befriends Supergirl in her guise as Linda Lee Danvers and applies for a job as an FBI secretary, but is rejected because, as an FBI official explains to Supergirl, "Our security check on Lena drew a complete blank! No one knows where she came from! There's no birth certificate! All we know is that she was found in the wreckage of a car after a serious accident, and once worked as a librarian in a small town! She's a complete mystery! A girl without a past!" Dismayed, Supergirl — who's unaware of Lois's earlier encounter with Lena — travels back in time and learns what Lex had previously revealed to Superman and Lois about his family.

That story reveals that while Lena's resemblance to Louella Thompsons was a coincidence, Lena does possess extrasensory perception. Learning that his sister has fallen in with a gang of thieves who want to use her psychic abilities for robbery, Luthor asks Supergirl for help:

Luckily, Lena actually uses her extrasensory powers to thwart the gang's attempted bank robbery. As she tells Supergirl:

From this point on, Lena became a semi-regular Supergirl supporting character. About two years later, in ACTION COMICS #317, she married FBI agent Jeff Colby and became Lena Thorul Colby. Supergirl kept her promise to Lex and didn't tell Lena about him, but in the Supergirl stories in THE SUPERMAN FAMILY #213–214 in 1981, Lena found out anyway, and was outraged that Supergirl had never told her the truth. Lena reconnected with Lex — whose concern about her wellbeing was completely genuine, if perhaps misplaced — and Supergirl expressed hope that Lena would eventually forgive her. However, THE SUPERMAN FAMILY #214 was Lena's last pre-Crisis appearance, so it seems they didn't reconcile before Kara's death in the Crisis in 1985.

Unlike in many modern stories, the pre-Crisis Luthors didn't appear to be particularly rich. Lex's comment in Lena's first appearance about their parents having "left everything" to her suggests that she might have inherited a little money, but given that she was working as a small town librarian and applying for secretarial jobs, she presumably wasn't independently wealthy.

In post-Crisis continuity, there was initially no indication that Lex Luthor had any siblings, but his parents were still killed in a car accident, which LEX LUTHOR: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY strongly implied that Lex arranged so he could collect on their life insurance policy.

#comics #superman's girlfriend lois lane #jerry siegel #kurt schaffenberger #lois lane #superman #lex luthor #lena luthor #lena thorul #supergirl #pre crisis #silver age superman #the unauthorized biography says that the luthors were actually quite poor #and that luthor was able to use the life insurance payout #to become a self-made billionaire #this seems improbable and later went by the wayside #to follow smallville in making the luthor family wealthy

[autoneurotic]

even if i smile all big and toothy you can’t see the missing one! hah! for sure can see it when im talking but whatever. i’m still cute is the great news

bonus. still kinda cute ! maybe i’m just desperately lying to myself but i think it’s FINE

#missing tooth aside i am so happy with my smile and mouth now :3 #deeply self conscious and ashamed before but wow NOW look at her! #and it was only ‘only’ $400ish with what insurance didn’t cover. that’s like. doable. that’s doable

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

im at the part of the unemployment/health chores where i am continually (politely!) harassing four different entities. why isn’t my shit done. why did you lose it. hello are you alive

#why aren’t my medical records transferred over. why aren’t my taxes done #why isn’t my unemployment here yet. why aren’t my OTHER medical records transferred yet #i bought new health insurance through the marketplace 🙃 expensive. i want to throw up. and changing all THAT over has been a nightmare #and i see a new primary care on fri morning #and i will need no fewer than seven referrals #i am betting on a six to nine waiting list for all of them which is why i feel ok doing it now whilst unemployed #and i need to. NEED to go to the dentist for them to give me a list of everything that’s wrong so i can take it to the dental college #and hopefully get better prices. but god almighty #still no unemployment money btw 🙃 im covered for rent for next month but a credit card is going to be late and i think at least one thing #will be overdrafted #and i still have not had a single response from any job or a single interview #and my cats still hate each other #and my beans have some sort of mosaic virus #truly so so so many trials and tribulations #this past year (last March to this March) has been the scariest and worst financial time of my Life and it’s not even over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #not feeling very adult and self sufficient and on top of it!!!!!

[fanworldbuildingfun]

Tonight I have two moods:

·         Desmond angst with Bleeding Effect

·         And Desmond being reborn as Al Mualim’s surprise kid

(note of warning: these are NOT in the same universe) (Unless?)

1.       Desmond angst with Bleeding Effect

So. This one leans heavily into feeling of entrapment that never went away after Abstergo. Desmond DID technically go from being used as Animus subject to being used as Animus subject. Admittedly, he did swap the relatively comfy accommodations for relatively better company (listen. Listen I may not dig the ascetic glass-n-white style Abstergo rocks, but I can appreciate that the room looked like a good hotel room). But that negate the fact that he, technically, had no real choice in either scenario

And here, instead of learning to trust Lucy/Shawn/Rebecca, Desmond instead clings to the memories of his ancestors. After all, they have neither any way nor any reason to use him, right?

He’s amicable with the team. Jokes sometimes, has lighthearted impersonal talks – basically, treats them as colleagues at most. But whatever vulnerability there is, is shown to the people he sees during Bleeds

So leaning against where he sees a ghostly Ezio sitting on his bed, or laying on the floor where he can see barely-there shades of throw pillows and rugs that normally sit in Altaïr’s office? It’s comforting. And so is the skritch of quill on parchment as Altaïr writes… Something

To Desmond, it’s not real

But for his ancestors, from the moment they held the Apple in their hands? The shadowy form of Desmond is very much real. Ezio can feel the press of Desmond’s body against his side. Altair can see how the pillows dip under Desmond’s weight

And Desmond probably wouldn’t have said half the things he did if he realized that the ghostly Connor who was making his own arrows across from him was listening. That they all listened. And could do precisely nothing

2.       Desmond as Al Mualim’s surprise kid

This is a complete and utter crack taken seriously(-ish). No one can prove Al Mualim never had any lovers, in or out of the garden. And he is not THAT old, by our standards (the man is killed at 56. Only 56!)

But he never did plan to sire a child. There was no time nor desire had for one

Except, no one thought to tell whatever Isu-bull went on with the Temple that

So in 1174, he gets “blessed” with a child from his preferred Flower who had never, to point, had a pregnancy. Ever *thoughtfully sprinkles in some more Isu bullshit because the lady genuinely never had it be an issue*

One may think Al Mualim would be the kind of man who would be a distant parent, or just forbid anyone from speaking of him having a child. But nope. Instead, Al Mualim goes completely Rodrigo Borgia over his newborn daughter

#assassin's creed #Assassin's Creed ideas #Ancestor angst #Ezio wants to motherhen but can't #Altaïr wants to murder someone but can't #Connor is sad #Desmond needs a hug #Ant probably some skin to skin contact #Al Mualim as proud dad #Desmond suffers identity crisis on a whole new level #Flowers get to practice self-defense assassin style #Because Al Mualim is a Dad who would get overprotective over his daughter #Is Altaïr being raised a proper spouse that Al Mualim can insure deserved his kid? #The possibility is more than 0

[unheavenlybody]

have to go to the dentist for an emergency situation once again & i feel like garbage :-). bc why is dental and medical care in this country the fucking worst. the medical anxiety is so real i want to throw up rn. bc i've never had a positive experience with dentists they always are far too aggressive or just say condescending rude shit to me as if i'm unaware i have shitty teeth. like my teeth routinely make me cry they are my biggest insecurity. especially these past like 24 hours i've been crying on and off. so if the dentist i see today is a cunt it's going to be the last straw cuz why are you going out of your way to make a shitty situation for someone worse :D?

#and apparently my shitty insurance only covers shitty dental practices with dentists who are scumbags so yippee for meeeee 🤩🤩🤩 #and they always ask why it's been so long since i've gone but like there have been huge chunks of time i just didn't have dental converse #coverage* the fuck do u want me to do bro hop in a time machine and stop my past self from being poor?

[nblemons]

thinking about the airplane extras

#AUUGHHGHHH HE STILL LOVED HIS CREATION EVEN THOUGH HE HAD TO TWIST IT INTO WHAT WOULD SELL BEST #MBJ WAS HIS ONE SELF INDULGENCE AND THEN HE GETS PUT IN A POSITION WHERE KILLING HIM MIGHT INSURE HIS OWN SAFETY #BUT HE CANT!!! THATS HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER..... AND HED RATHER RISK HIS LIFE THAN GIVE THAT UP...... #UAUUUUGGHHHHH. i am ILL!!!!! #lemonade talks #svsss

[womenaremypriority]

Any ideology that says you need to take hormones and get surgeries to “be your true self” and not getting access to those things is akin to genocide is an ideology that needs to be scrutinized.

#radblr #radfem #radical feminism #radical feminists do interact #gender critical #Even if the hormones and treatments were safe #Which they’re not #Even if they were it’s still very suspicious #To act like these elective surgeries are life saving #And not having access to them is just like gay conversion therapy #Once you’re in the mindset of having to spend thousands of dollars and permanently change your body #To be your true self #And that anyone suggesting barriers is a Nazi who hates you #You are anti scientific and don’t understand the precariousness of the human body #And don’t forget they’re fucking covered by insurance in US states where insulin isn’t even covered!!! #My post

[orcelito]

I've always known that my dad loved us, but nothing's driven that home as much as everything we've found in the After.

Our prominence in his home (pictures, father's day cards, gifts on display, the letter), the way he prioritized us... and a damned good life insurance policy, set up specifically so that if he died early (always a possibility, since driving jobs are more dangerous than many) then we would have enough to get ourselves Set.

He raised us to become as independent as possible as soon as possible. Made sure we knew how to cook, clean, handle our finances (though he was hilariously kind of bad at that, himself), and much more. I've been doing my own laundry since I was about 10 years old, so it's a surprise when I hear about people going off to college still not knowing. Utterly unimaginable to me.

He wanted us to finish college so we could live more comfortable lives than he did. My sister accomplished this in good time. I have not. But with his final gift to us, this life insurance money, it's a very real thing I could do. I could Realistically pay for the rest of my schooling and not even have to work through it. And in not having to work as I take classes, I can dedicate myself to them more thoroughly than ever before, and hopefully Finally finish my degree.

Just as he wanted for me.

I'll always miss him, since having him in my life was worth more than any amount of money I could have. But I'll always be grateful to him for everything he gave to me.

I dont need a mother, however much mine is trying to scrabble for us right now. I haven't had a true mother in a long time (or maybe Ever).

Instead, I had the best father I could've ever asked for. He was the only parent I needed.

#speculation nation #actually not feeling too bad right now. emotional sure. but not as bad as the past few nights. #the revelations of the day just kinda. rocked me a bit. #it's a Damn good life insurance policy. #and coupled with my in-state tuition (aka kind of a lot lower than average US college tuitions) and #yeah. yeah it really could cover The Rest of my schooling. #and ykno. he was an atheist to the end. he didnt believe in an afterlife. so im not gonna think hes watching me or anything #theres no figment of my father hanging out in heaven or w/e that's watching me & who i need to Make Proud #it's more a matter of self satisfaction. wanting to live a life that i know wouldve made him proud. #he's dead now. he doesnt exist anymore. but it would make me happy to live up to what he wanted for me. #so. in his memory. i will. i'll put my nose to the grindstone (as he'd often say) so i can finish my degree. #and as for where i go from there... we'll see. #one step at a time. finish college first. i'll figure out what comes After when i get there.