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sometimes i do something with my cat, like torment her with my apron strings, and realize people have been doing the same thing with their cats for millennia and then i have to sit down and cry in my kitchen

#i think my period is coming and my air conditioning is not working and i do not know if either of the methods #i have used will actually get enough money in my bank account to pay my rent on Tuesday 🫠

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Adult life is full of so many filters you need to change out. You’re probably forgetting to change out a filter right now.

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Roof goose. In 35mm

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#(derik not you you’re one of the two marines i know who came out the other side as a person still pleasant to be around) #anyway this is a DEEPLY marine thing to do i don’t even care to fact check it #true in my heart

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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

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just four apples tall, or one and a third banker boxes high

#one standard Philip #phil

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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness

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#FUCK!!!!! #ty Nikki #textile crimes #photography #ooooough i want to roll around in this

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if i bought these as a joke to myself about a furry version of the ecstasy of gold scene in gbu that would be extremely funny but extremely deranged to have in my house as a concept

#the good the bad and the ugly

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#MOOBARU

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please do not refer to my posts as "cooking". i do it raw

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New type of narrator. Not unreliable narrator but narrator whose need for therapy is definitely influencing this story.

#philip marlowe #the man not my cat

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this book is a fucking prince harry/meghan markle AU. im so FUCKING annoyed. the tuesdaypost is going to be DEEPLY unkind next week i am not going to be able to give this a calm and measured look and weighing. god fucking damn it i hate a saccharine morality tale dressed up for the modern age as following your heart and this book is that also, on top of being British fucking royalty rpf

if i could be a bit of a cunt about this book ive waited weeks to come off a library hold and am not enjoying: huh????

this reads like— you know in fic when you instantly know the author has never seen a penis? what the fuck is in this drink. wine cocktails and sangrias do exist but what the FUCK is in this DRINK. what three alcohols PLUS wine could possibly go together. im simply not finding anything with three kinds of boozes plus a wine on the internet except maybe a mulled Negroni?

how can she taste all of this

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the last jungle juice i drank was everclear and gatorade (mixed from powder, of course). chemical engineers, surprisingly, do not know how to party

if i could be a bit of a cunt about this book ive waited weeks to come off a library hold and am not enjoying: huh????

this reads like— you know in fic when you instantly know the author has never seen a penis? what the fuck is in this drink. wine cocktails and sangrias do exist but what the FUCK is in this DRINK. what three alcohols PLUS wine could possibly go together. im simply not finding anything with three kinds of boozes plus a wine on the internet except maybe a mulled Negroni?

how can she taste all of this

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

if i could be a bit of a cunt about this book ive waited weeks to come off a library hold and am not enjoying: huh????

this reads like— you know in fic when you instantly know the author has never seen a penis? what the fuck is in this drink. wine cocktails and sangrias do exist but what the FUCK is in this DRINK. what three alcohols PLUS wine could possibly go together. im simply not finding anything with three kinds of boozes plus a wine on the internet except maybe a mulled Negroni?

how can she taste all of this