#schitt's creek fanfiction

[smblmn]

You dropped this

My first 5+1 fic! Enjoy!

“You dropped this” reads the post-it note stuck to the snippy guy’s card. A card that the snippy guy himself just slid on the table where David was peacefully eating until his disruption. And now, the snippy guy is looking down at him from where he’s standing beside David’s booth, wearing a sort-of-smile that is, unfortunately, not not doing things for him. “I didn’t drop it,” David replies, chin lifted upwards in defiance. “I threw it away.” “Ah.” Snippy guy sits down across from him, even though David didn’t invite him to, and grins –the audacity of this guy is astounding– “Then that’s littering, and not very nice of you.”

#mywords #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanfiction #david x patrick #5 + 1 fic #david rose #patrick brewer

[legalgal421]

Forever

for @schittscreekdrabbleblog word: Spin

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David’s head spun as he looked around the room. Was the slow song playing from his carefully curated playlist? He didn’t care. He glanced over at the man in a black suit and soft auburn curls, neatly styled. That man was all he needed. Forever. 

Husband. His husband. 

He crossed the room to where his husband of a few hours was talking to someone. David wasn’t even sure who. 

“Care to spin me around the dance floor?” He interrupted. 

Patrick took his hand and led him to the center of the room. “Alway, baby. Always.”

He’d always be his baby.

Now on AO3!

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #schitt's creek fic #david x patrick #schitt's creek fanfiction #drabble

[scrarefest]

We did it, folks. It’s Friday, and we’re rounding out our week with our final selection of works. This year’s Rare Fest comes to a close with themes of friendship, family, and love — much like the show that we’re all here to celebrate. We hope you enjoy them!

Have fun following along this week? Don’t forget to leave a kudos or comment to show our writers your appreciation!

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Taking Care of David

[Alexis & David, Teen, 5,590]

With Patrick out of town, the last thing David needs is to be stuck in bed with the flu. They've been planning Patrick's attendance at the conference for months, there's no question of him returning to help out. But as chance would have it, Alexis is in town for a couple of weeks and reluctantly, David agrees to let Patrick ask for her help. It isn't like she's going to say 'yes' anyway...

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Marcy's Girls

[Alexis, Marcy, & Stevie, Teen, 4,464]

Marcy is left alone with Alexis and Stevie after David has to pick Patrick up from a vendor run. Alexis and Stevie both turn to Marcy for relationship advice, and Marcy finds herself to be a substitute mother to the girls.

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Want S’more

[Patrick/Jake/Mutt, Explicit, 3536]

Patrick goes camping and gets a crash course in survival woodworking.

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your secret's safe with me

[Ruth/Stevie, Mature, 3,125]

Stevie hates surprises. Truly, there’s nothing she hates more. They make her extremely uncomfortable, and always make her cry, whether or not they’re good surprises. She’s terrible at planning them, too. She’s never been particularly good at keeping secrets, which seems to shock most people.

But somehow, despite all of this, Stevie has ended up dating Ruth who not only likes surprises, but also just informed her that she booked a trip to visit Schitt's Creek for her birthday. So now Stevie has to plan a surprise party for her sophisticated, big city girlfriend in a town that only has one restaurant.

Stevie enlists David's help to plan a surprise party for Ruth. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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Best Budds

Stevie, G, 2,875]

A pre canon telling of Stevie’s relationship with the Motel over the passage of time and the lifelong effect it bestowed upon them.

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You Miss 100% of the Tapes You Don't Play

[Patrick & Stevie, Teen, 995]

Patrick and Stevie support one another’s endeavors on two separate occasions.

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a reason to stay

[Alexis/Twyla, G, 606]

 It isn't like she's never been used, like no one's ever looked at her and seen someone they could discard. It isn't like her family, their voices raised through the mansion as they all pack up their lives, cares about her.

 She shoves things in suitcases. Stavros will get her out of this; Stavros will bring her home.

 Still: when she finds David's stuffie in her closet, she packs it, too.

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Alexis has packed and unpacked her life countless times—but until Schitt's Creek, she never found a place that made her want to stay.

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Creators, don’t forget to update your posting dates if your work was revealed today!

#sc fanfiction #sc fanworks #schitt's creek fanfiction #scrarefest #sc rarefest 2023 #alexis rose #david rose #marcy brewer #stevie budd #ruth clancy #jake #mutt schitt #twyla sands #patrick brewer #ruth x stevie #stevie x ruth #jake x mutt #mutt x jake #alexis x twyla #twyla x alexis #twylexis #ruthie #patrick x jake x mutt

[weathereyehorizon]

Suitably Surprised

In response to @schittscreekdrabbleblog week five word: BURST

Clint looked across the table at his son. His boy. Watched as he slid into the booth, nervous, but resolute.

He acted surprised. Suitably.

Studied his hands that fidgeted and pulled. 

Clint listened while he confessed that he’d been meaning to tell them…something. Watched as he gathered himself, looking at the ceiling, at the wall, at the table—everywhere but at them—while his mother interrupted with her support and her love.

He took a deep breath and bravely said the words.

They acted surprised. Poorly.

Teary eyes sought approval. “Dad?”

Clint's heart could have burst from his chest with pride.

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #schitt's creek fanfiction #clint brewer #patrick brewer #patrick brewer loves david rose #drabble #weather writes

[kiwiana-writes]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose (Schitt's Creek) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Episode: s05e12 The Roast, Cock Cages, Orgasm Control, Hand Feeding, Service Submission, a little whisper of a feeding kink, despite what the title may imply it's not the core of this fic lol, just a little crying during sex, but like... the good kind?, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, POV Patrick Brewer Series: Part 26 of Kink!verse Summary:

He thinks about leaving it until he gets home. Really, he does. That would be the responsible thing to do, after all; maybe the anticipation of it would be a distraction, but not nearly as much of a distraction as opening it now. And even if David swings by the apartment before Patrick gets home and decides to rip open the plain packaging, that would be okay, because David already knows about this. David’s the one who made it all okay, when Patrick stuttered out the interest and the complicated emotions behind it all at once, looping his arms over Patrick’s shoulders and smiling that soft sideways smile that still makes Patrick a little weak in the knees.

#*butterfly meme* is this... kinkverse? only eighteen months later? #sc fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fanfic #schitt's creek fanfic #sc fanfiction #schitt's creek fanfiction #david x patrick #david rose x patrick brewer #kiwiana-writes

[missgeevious]

Suit

In response to the @schittscreekdrabbleblog word of the week.

After he’s caught his breath, Patrick rises from where he’s collapsed across David’s chest and kisses him. “Wow.”

“Mmhm.” David opens his eyes and smiles tiredly. “That was a good one.”

“So good.”

David wriggles against him happily. “You’re welcome.”

Patrick chuckles. 

David’s eyes slide closed again, but Patrick continues looking at him, cataloging the ways he’s changed over the last ten years. He traces a fingertip lightly over one of David’s eyebrows and then the other. 

“I like the gray. It suits you.”

David captures his hand, brings it to his mouth, and kisses his fingertip. “You suit me.”

#schitt's creek #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfiction #david x patrick #drabble #schittscreekdrabbleblog

[rosedavid]

catch you when you fall

Alexis makes a surprise visit to Schitt's Creek to spend some quality time with her girlfriend. But David is under the weather, and with Patrick out of town, Alexis tries her best to take care of him.

Written for @scrarefest​

| David & Alexis | Alexis/Twyla | T | 9,718 words |

#schitts creek #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fanfic #david rose #twyla sands #alexis rose #sc fanfiction #schitt's creek fanfiction #fanfiction #catch you when you fall #scrarefest

[schittscreekprompts]

(Inspired by the fact that David calls Patrick his Husband a lot before the wedding.)

A few weeks before the wedding, David and Patrick are both feeling bogged down by the details. The list is long and they are stressed.

On a day off from the store, Patrick suggests they go to town hall and sign the marriage license. They expect it to be sort of… perfunctory. Another item checked off the list. But it’s actually sweet and tender and it feels bigger than that. They’re legally married now.

😭

If you turn this prompt into a fic please tag this account or reblog with your work.

Thank you, @treluna4, for your prompt!

#schitt's creek prompts #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanfiction #schitt's creek fic #fic prompt #sc fanfic #sc fanfiction #schitts creek fic #schitts creek fanfic #david x patrick #david and patrick #schitts creek fanfiction #patrick and david #patrick x david

[elevatefemslash]

Elevate! 2022 Reveals!

The time is here! The gateway is open, we've all had an amazing week full of fun, and now we can reveal the creators for this year's fest!

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[fic + podfic] home is wherever you are tonight — Alexis/Twyla, T, 4,662 words / 31:15, by @sarahlevys and Amanita_Fierce

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There’s a shine in your eyes that i just can’t fight — Alexis/Twyla, T, 3,665 words, by @the-kellephant

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i know some people who have seen it all — Stevie/Ruth, T, 2,407 words, by @nerdframed

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Preheat to 350 degrees — Stevie, G, 2,142 words, by @fakingsincerity

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The Schitt’s Creek Corn & Beer Festival Sponsored by The Rosebud Motel — Stevie/Twyla, G, 2,004 words, by @pretendtofly

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as close as pages in a book — Stevie/Ruth, T, 3,389 words, by @stereopticons

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Resonance — Grace & the Jazzagals, G, 3483 words, by another_Hero and an_fish

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chocolate chip cookies — Stevie/Twyla, T, 3,011 words, by @alysiswriting

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why do i have to pretend? — Stevie/Alexis, T, 2,089 words, by @dinnfameron

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You and me together riding into the sun… — Alexis/Twyla, G, 2,000 words, by @typewritess

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if you think there ain’t lightning at the end of this kite string (girl, i’d say that’s a losing bet) — Alexis/Twyla, T, 4,823 words, by @turningtimeinthetardis

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It’ll Be Fun — Alexis & Moira, G, 3,578 words, by @neelyo67

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it’s fine if it’s with you — Stevie/Twyla, T, 3,349 words, by @hullomoon

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[Podfic] Ring Toss — Stevie/Ruth, G, 7:06, by poddingthemost, @lilythesilly, and @petalwritesx

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won’t you send a sign? — Alexis/Twyla, G, 3,199 words, by @lilythesilly

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Tomorrow is a place we are together — Alexis/Twyla, T, 2,777 words, by another_Hero

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the confidence of friends — Grace, Twyla, Jocelyn, & Ronnie, G, 2,486 words, by @alysiswriting

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maybe the miles can make up for the things you lack — Stevie/Twyla, T, 1,916 words, by @mymariahcarey

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(everybody’s watching her but) she’s looking at you — Alexis/Twyla, E, 12,854 words, by singsongsung

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You Can Have My Back — Alexis/Twyla, T, 3,042 words, by @doublel27

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making a lark of the misery — Alexis/Twyla, T, 1,720 words, by @petalwritesx

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[podfic] wherever you go, there you are — Stevie/Twyla, E, 1:08:37, @hullomoon

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Don't forget to give lots of kudos and comments on all of the works. We hope you had a great time, just like we did!

#sc fanworks #sc fanfic #sc fanfiction #sc fic #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanfiction #alexis rose #twyla sands #alexis x twyla #twyla x alexis #twylexis #stevie budd #stevie x twyla #twyla x stevie #twylie #stevie x alexis #alexis x stevie #stelexis #ruth clancy #stevie x ruth #ruth x stevie #ruthie #grace #moira rose #jocelyn schitt #ronnie lee

[smblmn]

“So you’re telling me there are infinite universes and not in one of them a Patrick and a David are happy if they’re apart?” “That’s correct.” David squints at this version of Patrick that reminds him so much of his Patrick, the one he met five years ago, extremely sure of himself and so, so irresistible. “I don’t know math, and even I know that’s impossible. If there are infinite versions of ourselves, at least in one of them they have to be happy apart.” “Well I do know math and that’s what I’m telling you.”

Here's my new fic In another life, Inspired by the movie Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it). If there's one thing I know for sure, is that these two belong together in every universe.

#sc fic #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fanfiction #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfic #mywords #I hope you enjoy #it felt right to post it after the Oscar's sweep #david x patrick

[vanillahigh00]

WIP Wednesday

Thanks for the tag @hippolotamus!!

Just something I threw together... we'll see if it sticks...

Some days, Rachel appreciated Schitt’s Creek’s pint-size vicinity. She could walk anywhere in town in a matter of minutes like Twyla’s apartment, but just because her friend’s home was literally a hop, skip and a jump didn’t mean she wouldn’t show up with mascara streaking down her cheeks. The short distance between Patrick’s and Twyla’s apartment clocked enough time for another good cry.

It was just Twyla. She was all too familiar with Rachel and Patrick’s tales of woe except unlike Rachel’s friends back home, Twyla never judged Patrick. She never insinuated they weren’t written in the stars. Twyla just nodded, listened, and hugged. Boy, did Rachel need one of those right now. 

Twyla’s door swung open just as Rachel approached her driveway, as if she’d been waiting. Rachel looked up, the concern in Twyla’s eyes obvious. She didn’t ask questions. Twyla just opened her arms wide as Rachel crashed into them, letting the tears fall once again. Twyla rubbed her back as never ending droplets fell from Rachel’s eyes.

Rachel didn’t know how many minutes had passed by, but she finally broke their embrace. “I’m so sorry Twy.”

“Please don’t apologize. Why don’t you come in and I’ll make you some tea?” Twyla asked, gently rubbing the tears from Rachel’s eyes. “Come sit in the kitchen. I made some cookies, too.”

Rachel nodded, following Twyla into her small kitchen. The silence in the room was almost deafening as Rachel waited for Twyla to interrogate her about her fight with Patrick. She had to consider herself lucky it was Twyla. Almost anyone else in town would’ve jumped at the chance to find out why Patrick made her cry. But no one else would understand, except Twyla. 

I do not know who is writing right now so feel so I send this as a free tag for anyone who would like to play along!

#wip wednesday #schitt's creek fanfiction #searching wip

[legalgal421]

Patrick’s Plan

@schittscreekdrabbleblog word: Explain

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Patrick had his husband pressed against their closed bedroom door. They were finally alone.

“David,” he breathed into his mouth. “Let me explain tonight’s plan.”

David moaned as Patrick’s mouth ghosted over his lips.

“You’re gonna get on our bed, face down, naked. Spread those sexy legs and show me that beautiful ass.” He pressed his hips against David’s groin, letting him feel the eagerness in his pants. “I’m gonna take out that plug and fuck you until you scream. Understand?”

“Fuck,” David whispered against Patrick’s neck. He undressed and walked towards the bed, eager to start his husband’s plan.

On AO3

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #explain #david x patrick #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfiction #drabble #sexy drabble

[scrarefest]

Announcing Our Rare Rec Raffle!

We're excited to share that we will be running a raffle of three $15 charity donations!

To participate:

Reblog this post and share a link to 5 works from our fest collection.

You must have commented on each work that you are including in your rec post.

A short note about why you are reccing the work would be welcome by our creators but is not required!

Your posts must be in by 8pm Eastern on Friday, July 22, to qualify!

Winners will be chosen by random draw. We will announce the charity options when the winners are posted to our Tumblr!

Got questions? Let us know. Our ask box is open, or DM @sarahlevys on Tumblr!

#sc rare fest #scrarefest #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfiction #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanworks #schitt's creek podfic #schitt's creek fanart

[simplymarleycat]

The Christmas Cookie Compromise - T - 1320 words

David and Patrick have had to come up with a plan to equally share and savor the tin of cookies that they get from a favorite customer every Christmas holiday. (based on a true story!)

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My coworker and his husband are avid fans of anything I bake. I was informed of how they handle sharing the Christmas cookies I gift them every year and then this happened.

#david x patrick #patrick x david #schitts creek #schitts creek fic #schitts creek fanfic #sc fic #schitt's creek #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfiction #david rose #patrick brewer

[weathereyehorizon]

Wake-Up Call

In response to @schittscreekdrabbleblog week three word: SUIT

My very first 1st person POV!

I knock softly on the door, reluctantly and cautiously entering the room. I never should have agreed to play rock-paper-scissors with Alexis. She always wins.

It is fitting to perform one last maid of honour duty—to get these two up in time to see the Roses off.

I step over a suit crumpled on the floor and brush past one draped carefully over the back of a chair.

I’ll never tell David that they are adorable curled around each other—Patrick protects him even in sleep.

They’re happy. 

They really are going to be insufferable now. 

I'm so happy for them.

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #schitt's creek fanfiction #david x patrick #stevie budd #drabble #weather writes

[kiwiana-writes]

Time until the end of time [NOW COMPLETE!]

TIME UNTIL THE END OF TIME by @ships-to-sail​ and @yourbuttervoicedbeau​ [65,398 words, rated M]

Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Stevie Budd, Alexis Rose, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose, Theodore "Ted" Mullens, Sebastien Raine Additional Tags: Afterlife, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, (and then some!), Alternate Universe - Afterlife, Retrospective, Grief/Mourning, Loss Summary: “David,” Patrick says softly. Something in his voice pulls David’s eyes to his; they’re full of sympathy and David is awash with foreboding. He hasn’t felt terror like this since before they moved to Schitt’s Creek, when Alexis’ name appearing on his phone meant another round of consulate calls and the occasional hostage negotiation. “I’m very sorry to tell you this, but you’re dead.”

[This fic is now complete! Read it here on AO3]

#afterlife fic #kiwiana-writes #ships-to-sail #it only took us two years lol #no I'm not exaggerating #it has a happy ending #I promise haha #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanfiction #sc fic #sc fanfic #sc fanfiction