#scatter gun

[stone-cold-groove]

We need someone handy with a scatter gun to cover them hayseeds while we go in there and get that cash!

#winchester #shotguns #scatter gun #riding shotgun #winchester rifles #winchester shotguns #shotgun shells #vintage advertising

[knurlheim]

"It is.." Sgt vickers thought about what he must do

"My Shotgun of Vengeance"

He loaded a 12g tripple ought buckshot shell into His 9 round tube magazine.

My shotgun of retribution" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His Mossberg pistol grip shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My BOOM STICK of revenge"

He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His Mossberg

's 9 round tube magazine.

"My smoothbore of Furious Anger"

He loaded another 12g tripple ought buckshot shell into His 12 guage mossberg's 9 round tube magazine.

"My Dragon-fire rifle of hellfire" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His

Mossberg's 9 round tube. magazine.

He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His shotgun's 9 round tube magazine. He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His sawn off mossberg pistol grip sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My pump gun of Blood thirst" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His sawn off12 guage mossberg pistol grip sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My pellet spitter of punishment" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His sawn off mossberg pistol grip sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My pellet gun of reprisal" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His sawn off 12 guage mossberg pistol grip sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My Campbell gun of lethal payback" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His Mossberg's nine round tube magazine.

"My pump action of Death" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His 12 guage mossberg sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

"My blunderbuss of Rage."He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His shotgun's 9 round tube magazine. He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His Mossberg's 9 round tube magazine

"My shot gun of fiery execution" He loaded another 12 guage tripple ought buckshot shell into His 12 guage mossberg sawn off shotgun's 9 round tube magazine.

#shot gun #scatter gun #BOOM STICK #mossberg pistol grip #retribution #revenge #vengeance #Hell Fire #pellet gun #smoothbore #Dragon Fire gun #9 round tube magazine #Breach #Pump Gun #Furious Anger #tripple ought buckshot #12 guage #reprisal #reckoning #sawn off #Pistol Grip Mossberg #Blood Thirst #Mossberg #Pellet #lead teeth spitter #violence #shot gun of Death #Lethal Payback

[amaranthsynthesis]

Super genius twenty seven separate projects adhd-haver gortash and his extremely low empathy constantly overstimulated autistic murderer bf. god bless us every one.

#the discord chat making fun of gortash’s scattered plans and blueprints last night determined that the only reason this man has not #invented the gun yet is because he can’t decide exactly how he wants it to work. he has a dozen perfectly functional designs drawn up. #he revisits it constantly but it’s his white whale. #bg3 #artings #digital art #enver gortash #the dark urge #durgetash #ballard

[stopthatfool]

stop-that-fool's ICEMAV timeline for Your jeep. Your Teeth. The coffee that you bought me.

AKA where my icemav's story sticks to canon and where it diverges/changes-- all while trying to make it align with real military/historical events.

Also, thank you @sliderkerner for indulging me and saying that you wanted my timeline posted here!

DISCLAIMER! I am in no way an expert of the US Military. This whole 'timeline' should not be taken as fact or canon regarding TOP GUN. I am making this for my own understanding of my icemav story and to help myself and anyone reading keep track of the timeline. This is just for fun and mostly for me.

Quick note about the time off US Military members get. According to this website, people accumulate leave-- 2.5 days per month of work. I don't think that either Mav or Ice are eager to take time off. I can only see them wanting to take time off to visit Carole and Bradley (as Val Kilmer stated, I also believe that Ice does not have the ideal family). That's why a lot of their work seems back-to-back/never ending.

1986-

-The movie stays the same (Goose dies, intense amounts of sexual tension between Ice and Mav, "You can be my wingman anytime" etc., etc.)

-The FIRST change in canon is when Mav states that he's going to try teaching at TOP GUN. In TGM, Mav said he barely lasted one class. Within my story, Mav lasts until 1988.

Between '87 and '88-

-Ice comes to teach at TOP GUN (entirely for the purpose of his career/'resume' for working his way up for promotions etc., etc.)

-While Ice is there (for around 2 TOP GUN classes) that is when Ice and Mav start getting involved romantically.

-But Ice hates teaching. He leaves mid '88 and joins the Iran-Iraq War aboard USS Enterprise.

Late 1988-

-Mav completes one last TOP GUN class after Ice leaves and follows Ice to the USS Enterprise (a happy accident that they were stationed on the same ship). This then allows them to continue their 'involvement' and allow them to fly together again ("Bullshit, you can be mine" blah blah blah).

1990-

-The Gulf War. According to Fandom Wiki both Mav and Ice have the Kuwait Liberation Medal-- meaning they both fought in the Gulf War around this time. (Btw they are no longer on the USS Enterprise as she was no longer involved in the Gulf War past 1989 (I think))

-In my TOP GUN universe, Mav gets another 'kill' during the Gulf War (I have no idea if any naval aviators did this in 1990 (Mav didn't do this canonically) but it happens within the stop-that-fool fanfic universe). Merlin is also Mav's RIO throughout the the Gulf War.

1991-

-BUT Ice has the Kuwait Liberation Medal (Saudi Arabia) while Mav does not. Mav has the Southwest Asia Service Medal. So, for my story this time in between 1991-92 is when Mav pisses someone off and is moved squadrons/carriers to somewhere in Southwest Asia.

-Both of them, according to these medals, participated in Operation Desert Storm. (Mav also could have participated in Operation Desert Shield due to his Southwest Asia Service Medal.)

-Throughout 1991 they are able to see each other a couple times, but the fact that Mav keeps pissing people off makes it difficult. This is also because Navy deployments on average last between 6-7 months (according to a quick Google search) and for the sake of the story, their deployments and time off in between rarely overlap.

1992-

-This difficulty continues into 1992 where it all comes to a head on Dec. 31st 1992 (Ice's birthday! (Ice does not have a 'canon' birthday, but Dec. 31st is Val Kilmer's and I thought that bday also made sense for Ice)). Que the car scene in ch.4 and the aftermath the next morning.

-Throughout '92, Mav was in Iraq participating in the Iraqi no-fly zones. (I think. I find this UN mandate difficult to understand, especially whether or not the US Navy was involved or not.)

1993-

-Mav and Ice do not see each other in person at all in '93. But as said in ch.4 they-- "...talk about nothing on the phone. Ice never picks him up from the airport again."

-The US Navy also provided air cover for cargo planes that were bringing relief supplies during the Bosnian War. This is where Mav was placed in '93 (pissed off some captain or higher up or something).

-Ice and Mav don't see each other (in person) until '94.

The UNITED NATIONS MEDAL- In the TOP GUN fandom wiki page, both Ice and Mav are listed to have a United Nations Medal. What it does not state, and what I cannot find anywhere online, is what conflict they were a part specifically of for them to receive this medal. There are multiple options throughout the 1990's and 2000's that could have led to this award. BUT for the sake of my story, I will only be considering/applying conflicts that took place between 1994-98.

Between 1994 and '96-

-I think Ice received the UNPROFOR United Nations Medal for his service during the Yugoslav Wars. This is where he was between 1994-95. As I stated in ch.3 he was stationed somewhere in Europe after he and Mav 'break up' (I can't figure out what United Nations Medal Mav could have received-- it's difficult to figure out US Navy specific peacekeeping missions he could been involved in besides UNPROFOR.))

1997-

-It's around this year that Mav uses some of his accumulated vacation days to spend a longer period with Carole and Bradley. Ice is still stationed in Europe (workaholic).

1998-

-After Mav's time off, he's deployed again to Iraq.

As I mentioned in a previous post, not a lot of things happen in early to mid 1998 in regards to military conflicts, BUT Operation Desert Fox happens in December of 1998. I think the military would need to have people around before the operation before completing something of that scale. AKA that's why Mav is there in June.

-Then on an undisclosed date in early June, Mav crashes as stated in ch.1 (“You dodged some crazy bastards up there, then hit a bird. The plane crashed into the ground, and you ejected and landed on some rocks...").

-Mav is transferred to a hospital in California as he needs special surgery for his shattered knee cap.

-Ice has been in California for a couple days when Mav gets there because his paternal grandfather is dying (another happy accident that his grandfather is in the same hospital as Mav (god i love plot armour)). Ice had previously been permanently stationed somewhere in Europe (to get away from his family, Mav, and to work up to a promotion).

-Carole dies a couple days after Mav is released from the hospital. Bradley is now under Mav's legal guardianship. They move into military provided family housing on the Lemoore Naval Air Station with Mav teaching at the SFWSPAC (Strike Fighter Weapons School Pacific) once his injuries heal.

-Ice then reveals that he has requested to be stationed in California with Mav (the request was approved, Ice is now near both his family AND Mav... he's so silly).

-On June 21st 1998, Mav, Ice and Bradley drive out to West California to the beach cottage Mav rented (courtesy of Viper) with the plans of celebrating Bradley's birthday on June 27th (finally someone with a canon bday thank u Bradley).

Anyway, that's all we got so far! I would just like to say again that I am in no way claiming that this is accurate or canon. I also can't guarantee that I understand all of the wars, conflicts, operations, and details of the US military that I stated previously. So if I got something wrong; any of the language I used, details of the wars and conflicts stated, I apologize! Very deeply. From the depths of my soul.

#this is proof that i am a productive member of society #I AM NOT AN EXPERT #this is just for fun #all my info is basically from Wikipedia plz do not trust me #i tried to hyperlink everything that i referenced.. which is mostly Wikipedia #sorry about that.. but i don't care THAT much to find 'reliable' sources #like this is a military propaganda movie after all.. therefore i'm not like... dying to make this as accurate as possible #who am i kidding here #this is literally for a fanfiction #do u think tom cruise would combust on the spot if he saw this... all this for a gay fanfiction.... #again this is mostly for me to reference-- my scattered notes and floating thoughts in my brain were not working anymore #so i made this for myself and then i thought i would post it #because sharing is caring #i got the fanfic name right #finally #the military propaganda got to me. IT GOT ME. #icemav #icemav fanfic #top gun 1986 #top gun #maverick #iceman #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun fanfiction #thank u ily bye #ao3 #stopthatfool writes

[givehimthemedicine]

I've never once not laughed at this shot because it looks like Nancy sees Jonathan about to get flayed and mercy shoots him with zero hesitation

#'no boyfriend of mine is turning into goop and merging with mrs driscoll' #and I mean that's a shotgun so there's very little chance he didn't take some damage from the scatter #nancy wheeler #rule 4 of firearm safety nancy!!! #nancy / guns #mine #gifs #funny

[topgunreacts]

Chapters: 1/16 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Tom "Iceman" Kazansky & Ron "Slider" Kerner, Nick "Goose" Bradshaw & Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Characters: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Charlotte "Charlie" Blackwood, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Nick "Goose" Bradshaw, Ron "Slider" Kerner, Original Characters, chicken nugget Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe, Flying, Arranged Marriage, Developing Relationship, Romance, Falling In Love, Secret Training Facilities Oh My, No mpreg, Fluff and Smut, No Angst, But Yes Drama, Omega Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Alpha Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Sticking it to The Man, Military Training, Anal Sex, Knotting, Knotting Dildos, Missionary Position, Light Bondage, Pheromones, Semi-Public Sex, First Time Bottoming, Maverick's Fucking Ugly Dogs Extended Universe, Slow Burn, but emotionally, Pining, Love Confessions, Explicit Sexual Content, Happy Ending Summary:

The United States Navy has long since weaponized the pheromone phenotyping system, augmenting their world class aviation program by pairing alpha and omega pilots. PASSOT is designed to produce the best flyers by harnessing the unique power of an alpha and male omega's pheromonal bond. It's this very program that forces Ice and Maverick out from under the radar and into an ultimatum: find a husband, or find a different line of work. As usual, the flying is the easy part.

#top gun #icemav #top gun fanfiction #principles of aviation #writing #iceman x maverick #maverick mitchell #iceman kazansky #from the scattered mind that brought you Marrying the Hangman

[mercymaker]

the worst thing about moving to a new house is that i have no idea where half of the things are

#life #i used to have 2 closets for all my hobby stuff #but now we're using them to store clothes and such #so a lot of my crafting things are scattered places some are still in boxes #and i'm back working on some new crowns and i can't for the love of me find the glue sticks sdfdgf #though i always wanted a smaller glue gun anyway so maybe that's a good reason to go get one

[shortfeather]

And today's "deeply distracting au while i wait for my wrist to calm down from attempting to write for too long" iiiiiiiiiis Subnautica! an inevitability for every fandom i'm in after a certain point tbh i just LOVE Subnautica... would love to actually play it myself one day when i have a better computer

ANYWAYS I'm spicing it up this time by mashing both games together and also really mixing up the hermits.

The premise is that the Hermatrix Convoy (HC), a trio of spaceships that travels together in a group as a defense measure against outside dangers, is on its journey. When they have to reroute to slingshot 4546-B, they don't think it's going to be a problem. Knowing the planet is uninhabited and that no other ships are nearby, they all go for the slingshot at the same time, separated by mere seconds.

The gun, of course, gets them all.

Hermatrix-1 crashes in a shallow part of the flooded surface in the subtropics (the setting of the first game) and completely loses the ship, though a dozen survive. Hermatrix-2 crashes in the arctic (Subnautica: Below Zero); their ship remains habitable for survival, but barely, and eight survive.

Hermatrix-3, the smallest of the convoy, manages to switch to planetside navigation and mitigates the damage from the crash. If they want to get off-planet, they'll need some serious repairs, but in the meantime they can still move through the water like a particularly clumsy and slow submarine. The problem is figuring out where they are besides "deep, deep underwater," and what exactly the giant lifeforms the scanner insists are out there are...

Of course, there's groups within each ship as well. The friend groups of HC's staff and passengers does not necessarily correlate to ship assignment, which only adds to the stress of crashing on a supposedly-safe planet's anti-spacecraft gun.

Hermatrix-1's survivors: BDubs (architect, passenger), Zedaph (theoretical physicist), Pearl (janitor), Beef (psychologist), False (metallurgist, passenger), Etho (navigator), Scar (actor, passenger), Hypno (gov't agent, passenger), Iskall (athlete, passenger), xB (xenohistorian, passenger), Jevin (communicator specialist), Keralis (doctor)

Hermatrix-2's survivors: Ren (captain), Xisuma (cybersec specialist), Gem (ambassador, passenger), Impulse (chemist, passenger), Wels (bodyguard, passenger), Joe (teacher, passenger), Cub (CEO, pasenger), Grian (shipwright)

Hermatrix-3's survivors: Doc (spacecraft engineer), Mumbo (architect, passenger), Stress (pharmacologist), Tango (mechanical engineer, passenger), Cleo (acting captain)

If it doesn't clarify them as a passenger, then they are a member of the ship's crew. Loosely based on s9 roles, if that wasn't clear - though some of these are definitely going to change because I don't know some of these Hermits well enough yet.

#about the author #hermnautica #me: i need to take a break from writing #me: writes out this instead #there's sooooooo much more already like. there's a gem and wels subplot for lore and bodyguard reasons #there's a whole thing with cleo's armor stand abilities vs the ghost leviathans #the effect of kharaa on everyone of course #scar pretending to be his next superhero role to Cope with it #each ship has its own sort of separate goal to contribute to the overall goal of Fucking Leave #h-1 is dismantle the gun #h-2 is find a cure for kharaa (FROZEN LEVIATHAN TIME) #and h-3 is navigate to an island so we can take off #would probably limit it to maybe six pov's? two per group #pearl and false for h-1 #xisuma and gem for h-2 #tango and cleo for h-3 #that's what my instinct says at least. we'd see if that stayed true #ALSO there's a whole thing with h-1's survivors. they all start off scattered in life pods :3 :3 #as a little nod to both the subnautica lore discovery system and the scattered au on here #anyways hi please ask me questions about this. or any au i've listed before. i think i'm up to 11 now? of the ones i've posted abt at least

[loadinghellsing]

Hellsing Facts: Alucard would run out of bullets before Anderson runs out bayonets

#i contribute #funny #hellsing #alexander anderson #hellsing alucard #--- #the hellsing facts that make me laugh #because Anderson is amusing #beyond all reason #he uses swords #but he fights ranged #without any regard for leaving some 80 bayonets scattered around #god when one asks for infinite bayonets #specifically the knife part #can't deny such a ridiculous request #Alucard runs out of bullets mid fight with Anderson #and just chucks one of his guns at Anderson's head #how to beat Anderson at his own game

[cutemeat]

again im so surprised that at no point during thunder gun 4: maximum cool did the gang go "hey....didnt WE come up with this plot?"

#thunder gun #the like production manager they kept dealing with during Write a Movie found the script pages they left scattered all over the place #and passed it along to somebody #and then thunder gun 4 happened oh NOOO

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 3, day 26

Almost done with the birbnado! Just a few more white outlines to do, and then I'm gonna run some ~*experiments*~ with the font to get it more in line with Forspoken's aesthetics. That's gonna be fun, but it might push back the "put it on TeePublic so @cruelfeline and I can have shirts" timeline a bit

#the great artscapade of 2024 #art #my art #my design #graphic design #Forspoken #Forspoken spoilers #in tanta we trust #in tanta we trust spoilers #itwt #itwt spoilers #Athia #Athian #Athian script #Athian font #did I tell y'all about my other design idea? #get some good references of Scatter Shot and make a silhouette of it #with Athian font that says ''suns out guns out'' #I think that one will have to wait though I am ITCHING to get back into Blender #but I want this done first because I want my ''This is a shirt'' shirt more lol

[thedestinysunknown]

Jak & Daxter 2 - Beat Scatter Gun Course:

"Yes, this early 2000s platformer game also contains guns, how original. Jokes aside, I don't mind most of the weapons in this game, specially this one."

PS: the gameplay used for this gifset is not mine. The original video belongs to the user: Ghost Type, on Youtube.

#jak #jak & daxter #jak & daxter 2 #jak 2 #beat scatter gun course #ps2 #playstation 2 #gifs #naughty dogs

[divinekangaroo]

Next in my series of applying my MBA to fandom: Tommy Shelby's Business Case for the Monaghan Boy Race Fixing Scam

Revelation: exactly how fucking high is this man's financial risk tolerance!!?!? Without limitation! and what the fuck is this asset structure? the liquidity?! the ratios are whack, Mr Greene!

Recommendation: do not buy shares in Shelby Company Ltd

#unless you marry into the family #i should do Mr Greene bystander fic i only alluded to his legal necessity in one fic due to the 1929 legislative change RE Corporations Act #Sole Independent Director on Shelby Co Ltd Board representative of all shareholders #at some point he just sits down with Tommy and says like #'of course it's all money laundering do you think I'm stupid? I spend my life becoming Independent Director on the boards of your type- #-of 'family' company; when you hit financial strife which is invariably inevitable I will of course buy your business out from under you' #and tommy contemplates (his gun) the true nature of the crimes of those born to wealth yet again #interestingly SK put EXACTLY the minimum financial/turnover information scattered across S1 episodes to actually populate a business case- #-for the MB scam which leads me to believe he might have actually (or had someone) write the BC to ensure it stacked up #with theeee most narrowest of margins #Can i just say Tommy using actual corporate terms does more for me than any of his sex scenes anywhere #'Good Corporate Hygiene' he says pallid and rage-furious in a room full of fucking Irish-American gangsters or whatever the fuck #the flutter in the gut when he said vaguely while traumatically disassociating 'land. I'm buying land' #the throes of schaudenfreude watching him try to administer a rigid meeting agenda (while his family tolerantly roll their eyes at him)

[guiltyidealist]

#:/ #''pRo-LiFe'' #fuck conservatives #acab #abolish the police #uvalde #Texas #racism #white supremacy #child death tw #roe v wade #bodily autonomy #abortion #gun violence #Leonna Hale #black lives matter #blue lives murder #blue lives scatter #via r/AntifascistsofReddit

[homecomingvn]

I wanna be lewd with Henry and Lyra >///<

Like maybe hold hands cause I mean I've got two🥺🥺

((HEWWOOOOO HOPE YOU ARE HYDRATING, CONSUMING NOURISHMENT, AND UN-SHRIMPING REGULARLY 🔫🔫🔫))

Oh man, good luck getting intimate with both Lyra + Henry. I salute you, solider 🫡

As for hand holding the both of them...it should be fine! Just make sure they don't cross over, otherwise there'll be a nasty fight on your hands! ^^

#🖤 - answered #💌 - abt henry #🥀 - abt lyra #🪳 - roachie scatter #ALSO THANK YOU I WILL DO MY BEST TO HYRDATE / NOURISH + UNSHRIMP SO LET'S PUT THE GUNS AWAY

[nyxitycatboy]

if one were to observe my tf2 gameplay, they would probably start making fun of me and being really mean when i went scout and they nyoticed that my brain is wired exclusively fur shortstop usage ;w;

#its because i have alot of time on demo (man and (hybrid) knight) #so shooting in medium range is what my instincts tell me but also #the time i played scout and was wondering why my scatter gun was dealing nothing and realising i was playing as if i were a shortstop scout #thats furever drilled into my brain ;w;