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justlesbian · 2 years

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Let me present to you Little Women: A Modern Retelling (2018)

The cringiest version of Little Women in the planet, but with the hottest Jo March to ever grace the media

Alas, she was not retold as a lesbian

That’s it

That’s the post.

#little women #modern Little Women #jo march #march sisters #louisa may alcott #sarah davenport #wlw #I made gifs for this

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theodoranott · 1 month

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Could Be Related: Sarah Davenport and Bruna Hamú

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adamwatchesmovies · 8 months

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Deadly Detention (2017)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Take The Breakfast Club and rip out everything charming about it. Replace them all with scenes from Friday the 13th (the original). Then, rip out all the scares and tension. Replace them with humour so poorly executed that the audience will wonder if this horror-comedy is trying to make you laugh on purpose. Now, you have an idea of what Deadly Detention is like.

Star athlete Jessica (Sarah Davenport), troublemaker Lexie (Alex Frnka), hottie Barrett (Henry Zaga), Bible-devotee Kevin (Coy Stewart) and skateboarder Taylor (Jennifer Robyn Jacobs) have received detention under the supervision of Ms. Presley (Gillian Vigman). Unfortunately, the school is currently being fumigated, which means the teens are being sent to an abandoned prison. Worse, there’s a killer on the loose!

If you can’t spot the killer within 30 seconds, I don’t know what to tell you. There are only seven people in this film - the last one is the bus driver/security guard, Pete (Kevin Blake). As soon as the shadiest character appears, it takes every fiber of restraint in your body not to yell “GUILTY!” at the top of your lungs. Your instinct is correct. Even though the foreshadowing and hints about the killer’s identity are so badly handled you shouldn’t be able to figure out who they are, you will. It makes you wonder if writers Casie Tabanou and Alison Spuck McNeely or director Blair Hayes have ever seen a slasher movie. You can’t have your victims running around getting picked off for a reason that’s only revealed at the end and without any flashbacks. Not unless your objective is to waste the audience’s time.

Wasting our time must’ve been the goal. Minimal efforts were put into the script, after all. In what reality would a state lend a dirty abandoned prison to a school for a couple of hours on a Saturday to punish five students for crimes as benign as writing “Jesus ate my homework” on the school’s walls? It makes no sense, and that’s just the setup. This is one of those movies where the killer can do whatever they want and are unimpeded by things like walls and distance. At one point, Barrett grabs a door handle and pretends to be electrocuted to scare his “friends” - because joking around while pursued by a murderer is a great idea. He has a brief laugh, then grabs the handle again. This time it IS connected to a current of electricity and he nearly dies. So let me get this straight. The revenge-motivated butcher just HAPPENED to be standing on the other side of that door, listening in to their conversation, didn’t turn on the electricity when he reached for the handle the first time, but did the second time, just to have a laugh?

Deadly Detention a.k.a. The Detained has fewer laughs than a decapitated cadaver has heads. The characters are so paper-thin that even when the script tries to roll with the stereotypes it’s exploiting, you can’t muster a smile. They’re written to a level so cartoonish they stop making any sense and the dialogue doesn’t do the actors any favours. Universally, the performances are terrible but I’ll give the cast the benefit of the doubt. It's not like the people in charge knew what they were doing.

Deadly Detention also fails as a horror comedy because it is never scary. In terms of violence, this is the most tame slasher film I’ve ever seen. It’s a slasher movie… with NO SLASHING! Every single death is off-screen. When the picture started, I was convinced that the comically oversized “Principal of the Year” award Ms. Presley brought with her would be used to skewer someone - Black Christmas style - but no.

Deadly Detention is a complete waste of time. It’s not funny. It’s not scary. It has no gore and no nudity either - despite two sex scenes! It’s contrived from the beginning and the end is preposterous. Unless you were involved in its production, it would be impossible to enjoy. (October 31, 2020)

#deadly detention #the detained #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #blair hayes #casie tabanou #alison spuck mcneeley #alex frnka #sarah davenport #henrique zaga #coy stewart #2017 movies #2017 films

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sinceisawviennaa · 5 months

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My Babysitter’s a Vampire x Lab Rats

Ethan, Benny, and Rory would fuck SO HARD with Adam, Chase, and Leo. specifically Chase and Leo tho. they would geek out so hard. Adam and Rory would cause so much ruckus the fact that no one will ever see it is a crime. i foresee a bit of clashing between Chase and Benny because of the whole science vs. magic thing but Benny can talk science too. Ethan and Leo would bond i think. over. yk. carrying the weight of their families on their back at all times.

i’d love to say that Sarah, Erica, and Bree would hit it off instantly but honestly i can see some tension there. i don’t think it would last long though, i’m sure they’ll all bond over their silly little guy group they carry around. and once Sarah is on board with Bree, Erica would be too. also, they all deserve more girl friends who kinda get what they’re going through.

i know these shows aren’t even the same network and therefore not the same universe (also timeline) but just let me be absolutely delusional and wish there could have been crossover

#lab rats #lab rats bionic island #lab rats elite force #adam davenport #bree davenport #chase davenport #leo dooley #douglas davenport #donald davenport #tasha dooley #my babysitter's a vampire #ethan morgan #sarah mbav #erica mbav #rory keaner #benny weir

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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emme’s obscure newsies headcanons

hi! so, @sparkedblaze (because they definitely did a lot with this project) and I spent some time making headcanon and historical information posts about some of the lesser known newsies who don’t always get a lot of love, inspired by this post by @roideny (who, by the way, has also made another lovely masterlist of historical analysis that you should check out here). feel free to pick and choose what you want to use for your own headcanons, fics, fanart, etc. thanks!

also, if you don’t see enough about the character you’re interested in, yell at me, @ me, hit up my asks. I will gladly give you more.

Manhattan Newsies

Elmer pt. 1

Elmer pt. 2

Elmer pt. 3

Albert pt. 1

Albert pt. 2

Albert pt. 3

Finch

Mush

Oh, Romeo

Kid Blink

Specs

Crutchie

Tommy Boy

Itey

Swifty

Jojo

Henry

Mike & Ike

Barney Peanuts

Skittery

Buttons

Bumlets

Bumlets pt. 2

Boots

Snitch

Racetrack

Dutchy

Pie Eater

Les Jacobs

David Jacobs

Coffee Bean

Splasher

Sniper

Jack Kelly

Magnet

Brooklyn Newsies

Hotshot

Graves

Myron

Bart

Slasher

Spot Conlon

Other Newsies

Smalls

Other Characters

Delanceys pt. 1

Delanceys pt. 2

Delanceys pt. 3

Bill & Darcy

Katherine Plumber/Pulitzer

Sarah Jacobs

Miss Medda Larkin

Joseph Pulitzer

Denton

for stuff I didn’t cover, I would check these other resources:

@newsiepedia and their character info sheets (although they mainly do more well-known characters)

@newsie-collective and their heacanon posts

@crystallizedtwilight‘s comics are essentially canon

@noxexistant‘s everything

@athousandboxjumps has AMAZING headcanons

@stocksonromance also has beautiful headcanons to share

@musicalcuriosity hasn’t posted in a while, but their historical stuff makes me weep with sheer joy

@loving-jack-kelly has posted some jack content that has literally made me squeal

@thefactsofthematter post fanfic works that SHOULD be canon

@idontknowwhatimdoing668’s incorrect quotes are accurate

AND SO MANY OTHERS THAT I DIDN’T SAY BY NAME OKAY THANKS BYE

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newsiesficchallenges · 10 months

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5 More Days!

Do you like sadness? Do you enjoy the sight of tears? Is it your greatest wish to have your friend sitting in their car, sobbing, right before they have to go out in public? Well, look no further!

Here, we have the Newsies Fic Exchange, where you can write deliciously angsty fics for your friends to suffer through, and have an excuse for it! It’s a win-win! You could kill off a character! Make another break down on their old, secondhand couch with mysterious stains! Have them fall headfirst in the dear trope of unrequited love! The world’s yer erster!

To sign up, click the link above, OR go to AO3, and look in open gift exchanges for the Newsies Fic Exchange! Again, click the link above, OR go to AO3, and look in open gift exchanges for the Newsies Fic Exchange!

*You may be potentially subjected to the unfortunate lack of angst in an assignment. Or, you may receive simply jaw-dropping, tears-rolling, wailing-on-the-bathroom-floor angst that you were not prepared for. Moderator is responsible for none of these things, but will sympathize with you in a private chat. Thank you.

#newsies fic exchange #newsies #west end newsies #newsies 1992 #livesies #uksies #west endsies #92sies #jack kelly #crutchie morris #davey jacobs #spot conlon #racetrack newsies #albert dasilva #buttons davenport #finch cortez #les jacobs #katherine pulitzer #sarah jacobs

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shaycormacaroni · 2 years

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“ If Shay explained calmly what happened in Lisbon then that whole mess with Achilles wouldn’t have happened “ 1) Achilles would have just ignored Shay’s words because he was too driven to find the artifacts before the Templars did, regardless if Shay explained that ‘’’’ calmly ‘’’’ or not. If he ignored Adewale’s words, why would he listen to Shay, who’s nothing more but an apprentice? 2) Shay was traumatized, I don’t know if people realize that yet but Shay managed to escape Lisbon alive, yes, but the whole ordeal left him traumatized. He managed to escape alive a earthquake and Tsunami ( it isn’t shown in the game, but there are hidden audios of that ) , it isn’t something he can easily ignore or shrug off as nothing happened, it’s something that will plague him for the rest of his life ( I too have dealt with a earthquake when I was little and let me tell you that it’s not something you can forget very easily. ). You all really expect a traumatized person to sit down and converse about their traumatizing experience CALMLY????????????? 3) Shay had every right to be furious at Achilles. He’s been warned by Adewale as well that the precursors sites were dangerous, but again he was just too focused on his goal to get the artifacts. Regardless of Achilles intentions, he fucked up, but he’s never shown any hint of regret for his actions, maybe except at the end, when he literally lost everything. So how do y’all expect Shay to explain his experience ‘ calmly ‘ when the man that tasked him and that SHOULD have known of the risks of that mission, doesn’t even show any hint of regret, but instead tells Shay that he was unfit for the work, because he’s inexperienced??? It should have been Achilles to sit down and LISTEN to Shay CALMLY. Maybe at some point it could have even happened, I don’t know, but to have Shay thrown off the homestead because he was being ‘ disrespectful to his mentor ‘ only caused Shay to think even more that the assassins didn’t give a shit about the innocents as they always claim.

“ Stay my blade from the flesh of the innocents “ MY ASS

#Sarah speaks #y’all are free to hate Shay I don’t really care; but do not ignore his trauma #Shay cormac #ac rogue #Achilles Davenport

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willowistic22 · 1 year

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Newsies as songs from Taylor Swift’s Midnights (3am edition)

I’ve been obsessed since I heard the album and will associate the newsies to each song. No i will not explain why certain songs fits them personally bcs i'm too lazy and I feel that it's very self explanatory lol. Also if you have no clue what Midnights is then (dis)respectfully you live under a rock:D

Jack Kelly: Dear Reader

Davey Jacobs: Labyrinth

Crutchie: Karma

Katherine Pulitzer: Lavender Haze

Sarah Jacobs: Vigilante Shit

Racetrack Higgins: Anti-Hero

Albert DaSilva: Snow On The Beach

JoJo De La Guerra: Mastermind

Finch Cortez: You’re On Your Own, Kid

Buttons Davenport: Midnight Rain

Mush Meyers: Paris

Kid Blink: Sweet Nothing

Specs: Maroon

Romeo: Glitch

Sniper: Question…?

Smalls: High Infidelity

Mike: Bejeweled

Ike: Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve

Spot Conlon: The Great War

Hotshot: Bigger Than The Whole Sky

Elmer: Hits Different

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undescribed1mage · 8 months

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OH btw me & the lovely bird @bird-likes-to-fandom have been talking abt a newsies pjo au in the rtccord so here is the list of godly parents we've came up with:

— Katherine is an oracle (Rachel Elizabeth Dare style)

— Jack & Crutchie are either children of Hermes or unclaimed

— Son of Athena Davey (& les. & sarah)

— Children of Ares Spot & Mack

— Children of Hecate Stray & Specs

— Son of Hephaestus, Apollo, or Hermes Race (same with Joey !!!)

— Buttons (& Buttons bc this goes w the uksies & marriott buttons are twins hc) as either Athena or Aphrodite kids

— Son of Hermes Finch

— Son of Kymopoleia Splasher

— Son of Ares Tommy Boy

— Son of Demeter Henry

— Sons of Nemesis Delancey Brothers

— Daughter of Tyche Lucky

— Either Daughter of Athena or Daughter of Hermes Rafaela

— Son of Aphrodite Romeo

— Daughters of Apollo Ritz & Splint

(If you wanna see any of these elaborated on you should totally send either of us an ask !!!)

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elmer-kasprzak · 2 years

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sarah and buttons would be friends. they would sit together and mend the newsies clothes because they were the only ones who knew how to sew

#just oli talkin'#newsies #livesies #buttons davenport #sarah jacobs

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badmovieihave · 9 months

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Bad movie I have The Wedding Date 2005

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etherealdemon · 2 years

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😘 / 👰 / 👮 — noah

💖 sex + romance headcanons

😘 — would my muse have sex on the first date?

no, noah would not. he’s emotionally constipated and having sex on the first date is just not something he would do. he would need to be 100% sure about his feelings towards the other person before he’d even think about sleeping with them.

👰 — would my muse ever get married?

yes, noah would like to get married one day, but it would never be a rushed decision on his end. it would definitely take him time to make sure that it’s what he really wants and that he really does want to spend the rest of his life with his partner.

👮 — has my muse ever had sex in public?

no and he would never do it. noah is just not the type of person who would enjoy the adrenaline from the risk of getting caught. he much prefers to have sex in a private place where he and his partner can feel comfortable. if noah was to have sex in sort of public place, it would need to be in a very private and secluded area.

#tysm sarah #sarah🐱#noah davenport #royalverse #romance hc ask #ask game #ask etherealdemon #nsft

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nae-vis33 · 4 days

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THE WHITE QUEEN

Chase Davenport x Oc

Fanfiction: https://www.wattpad.com/story/361643366?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=b_naevis

#lab rats #lab rats elite force #billy unger #chase davenport #sarah jeffery

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whatsheread · 2 years

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Novel Nuggets - Still Catching Up

So many outstanding reviews to write. Here are just a few more. I was not expecting to love The Blood Trials by N. E. Davenport as much as I did, but holy hell did I. It was my favorite book read in March. In The Blood Trials, Ms. Davenport creates an exciting story that also teaches the dangers of inherent racism. I love Ikenna and her loyalty, as well as her determination to succeed; I…

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#Alma Katsu #April 2022 Releases #Edelweiss #Fantasy #G. P. Putnam&039;s Sons #Gallery/Scout Press #Greenleaf Book Group #Harper Voyager #Historical Fiction #Horror #Jennifer McMahon #June 2013 Releases #June 2019 Releases #N. E. Davenport #NetGalley #Sarah Gailey #Thriller #Tor Books #William Klaber

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stuckyfingers · 19 days

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Hear Me out:

Sarah and Joseph Rogers, Played by Saoirse Ronan and Jack Davenport.

Steve Rogers (played by Chris Evans) has got a mix of both their features:

Mother: cheekbones, hair color, eye color, chin, general facial structure- preserum.

Father: eye shape, eyebrows, jawline, nose, lips, general facial structure- post serum

Also,, both Jack and Saoirse are period drama actors.👀

#steve meta #sarah rogers #joseph rogers #steve rogers #inspo #1940s stucky #meta

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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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What animals do you think each Newsies would get (tbh a good amount seem like cat people)

Lowkey would you think in cannon someone brings in this poor scruffy cat and all the Newsies take it in as there own child even though Jack said no

you have no idea how excited I am for this one

and so in true emme form, imma do it first

(I want you all to know that @sparkedblaze literally made rules about the order in which I did the masterlist because of my predictability when I get excited.)(yeah.)

I’ve already said that jack and davey have a dog named mr. cuddles, and I’m sticking to it. he’s a rescue, and mr. cuddles was the name he had when they adopted him. they were going to name him something else, but couldn’t agree on something (at all), and eventually just shrugged and went with it.

spot has a golden retriever. her name is josie. he totally didn’t buy her because she reminded him of a loud italian that he definitely hates. for sure.

les’ frat house that includes tommy boy and ike has two goldfish that they’ve named sunny and goldie. they care for them religiously, and will hear no slander upon their names. (watch me make this frat house thing a legitimate au. watch me.)(someone please tell me no)

crutchie has a cat and dog (named arnold and fisher) who absolutely HATE each other. he’s in denial about it, and swears that they love each other, even as they aren’t allowed to be in the same room.

finch has a beta fish named gills and a cat named birdie (albert named her).

albert has no pets, because when he had a fish, he forgot about it, and it died.

henry also has no pets, but that’s because he’s allergic to literally everything.

smalls has a cat. no one ever gets to see or hear about the cat. jojo swears it exists.

jojo has two guinea pigs that are named neville and seamus (yes, he loves harry potter. yes, he hates jkr. he watches the movies AT LEAST once a week)

elmer fosters dogs, so he constantly has different animals moving throughout his house (he also fosters children. fight me.)

mike is uncomfortable around animals, so he doesn’t have one.

specs has a cat named talia. she is an egyptian mau, spoiled to high heaven, and the light of his life.

skittery has a dog named spencer. he is probably the worst behaved dog you’ve ever met in your life, but lord save you if you mention that to him. (bumlets claims no ownership of this dog, but spencer loves him more than anyone else in the world. it’s great.)

bumlets has no pets, because why would he have pets if spencer loves him so? (-the actual response he gives to people to make skittery mad)

mush and blink somehow got a snake? I don’t know. I’m not sure they know, either. mush is a little terrified of it, but blink adores it, so they can’t get rid of him. his name is sir slithers. (they think they’re hilarious)

medda has three cats- pearl, octavia, and grace- and they’re super friendly. super cute, too.

buttons had a dog, but then the doggie passed away. his name was skittles.

splasher adopted one of elmer’s foster dogs named lana (after lana del ray). she’s old, super tiny, and really sweet. he sometimes carries her around.

sarah and kath refuse to have pets, because their furniture, jack, god

and race has a habit of drunkenly bringing home animals- birds, dogs, cats- but the only one he’s been allowed to keep is stripes, who is the most offended cat, I swear to god. she bites, hisses, claws. he adores her. jack originally said no, and davey basically agreed with him, but then race asked spot, and spot’s a pushover who can’t say no to antonio higgins. so. he got his cat.

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