#rwby winter knight

[juanarc-thethird]

Topic Idea based on Coco x Jaune Househusband: Jaune being asked to be the house husband of Winter?

Jaune's Apartment

*Ding Dong!*

Jaune: *Opens the door* Oh Winter! I'm glad you came.

Winter: No problem, thanks for inviting me to your get together. (This way I can see if you are worthy of my little sister)

Jaune: Thanks to you for coming, please come in.

Winter enters and sees that she is the first to arrive.

Jaune: The others don't take long to arrive. At the moment can I offer you something? Water, lemonade, um… Beer? I don't know if you drink or not.

Winter: *She keeps looking around* A lemonade is fine.

Jaune: Great, just a moment.

Winter: (He's attentive, that's good. Good start Jaune, good start)

While Jaune prepares the drink, Winter begins to inspect everything. He checks the furniture for dust, the windows for dirt, and even the floor for a hint of trash. But nothing, everything is clean. As if it were done by a professional.

Winter: (His apartment looks clean. My little sister would be comfortable living here.)

Jaune: Here is your lemonade.

He says as he approaches her to hand it to her.

Winter: *takes the glass* Thank you. By the way, who do you hire to clean your apartment?

Jaune: Nobody, I do everything myself.

Winter: Wait, you cleaned this apartment squeaky clean? You alone?

Jaune: Yes, it's something I learned living with 7 sisters. They really were a pain in the ass when it came to cleaning.

Winter: *Surprise* Wait, you were in charge of your household chores?

Jaune: Yeah, I was the one who cleaned the house, did the laundry, and even cooked.

Winter: *Curious* But your mom helped you, right? (It can't be possible for him to do everything alone.) *She puts her glass cup on a nearby table*

Jaune: Ahaha… *he laughs nervously*. Well, she's not very good at chores, so to speak. My dad and I were the ones who kept the house clean. But my dad works, so I did most of it.

Winter: (Wait so...) *Gets closer* So you know how to clean stains?!

Jaune: Ye-Yeah

Winter: *Closer* How about bathtub stains?!

Jaune: *Trying to move away* Th-That too

Winter: *Closer!* How about sewing?! Do you know how to do that too?!

Jaune: *Against the wall* M-My sisters always ripped their favorite clothes, so y-yeah.

Winter: (Oh my God! He is the perfect househusband! Weiss would be…! Weiss? Why does Weiss deserve such a man?)

Jaune: Um..Winter?

Winter: *Back to reality* Huh?

Jaune: Y-You are too close

Winter: Too close? *Gasp!* (Too close to my destiny!)

She takes both of Jaune's hands, drops to one knee, and with a voice of desire and hope she says.

Winter: Jaune Arc…

Jaune: *confuse* What are you doing?

Winter: would you marry me?

Jaune: *Red* Eh?!

At the time Winter said that, Nora and Ren were already entering the apartment using the extra key that Jaune gave them.

Nora: Hey Jaune, we brought the…

The two groups stare at each other

Nora: We'll come back later.

She says as she starts to close the door to leave them alone. But Jaune runs towards them and stops them.

Jaune: I-It's not what it looks like! There's nothing going on between us!!!

Winter: *Looking at him with desire* (Yet~💕)

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I look at Winter as a person who focuses on her work and family first before herself, and looks for the most efficient. That's why she looks for the best candidate for her sister. But what if that candidate is great for her? Love may not be the most important thing to her, but it's not something she's not willing to try~

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #winter #winter schnee #rwby winter #rwby winter schnee #winter knight #rwby winter knight #nora #rwby nora #rwby nora valkyrie #nora valkyrie #lie ren #ren #rwby ren #rwby lie ren #rwby shitpost #rwby

[infoglitch]

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby sun wukong #neptune vasilias #rwby whiteknight #rwby knightshade #rwby winter knight #rwby willow knight #rwby shitpost #Jaune is a WHORE.

[madmanwonder]

Since People Like Jaune in Uniform So Much...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby memes #jaune arc #willow schnee #weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #rwby winter knight

[vulture115]

Jaune: Is something burning?

Winter, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Jaune: Winter , the toaster is literally on fire.

Winter: Oh gods! Quick, grab that-

Jaune, already grabbed the CO2 Fire Extinguisher and already put the fire out: How can’t you smell the smoke?!

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby shitpost #winter schnee #rwby winter knight #rwby jaune x winter #jaune x winter #winter knight

[linkman447]

The Married Life (winter)

Jaune: winter on your left

Jaune rushed forward in order to block the oncoming strike with his shield

Winter: thank you jaune

Both jaune and winter are fighting off the last few Grim in the area for their mission and with the last beowolf down they gaze into each other’s eyes

Winter: every time I look at your eyes it make me feel like I did when we exchanged vows

Jaune: and each word I said that day I will keep forever

And they kiss

Later at the arc residence

Jaune: wooo that was a long mission baby you can shower first while I get started on dinner

Winter: but dear you make dinner all the time it’s my turn

Jaune: no.

Winter: bu-

He cuts her off

Jaune: no and I mean no. You remember last time

Winter recalls the fire and having to call emergency services

Jaune: judging by the look on your face you do now go get cleaned up I’ll get dinner started and we can get ready for our family coming tomorrow

Winter: oh about that

Flashback

Winter: mother, weiss, Whitley

Willow: winter dear

She hugs her oldest

Whitley: eldest sister

He nods but you can see his genuine smile

Weiss: thieving whore

Winter: what was that

Willow: weiss how could you say that to your sister

Whitley is smart and stays the fuck out of this

Weiss: because she took my man

Winter: oh I took no one weiss I found jaune and he found me.

Weiss: but he liked me first

Winter: ya my loving husband does have a thing for schnee women but unfortunately he saw you first.

Weiss: hey!!

Winter: but remind me dear sister who was it the spurred his advances

Weiss: …

Winter: he knows that schnee women are far superior and chose the best one available

Willow: oh my he has a thing for schnee’s

Weiss: that’s it

She lunged at her sister only for a summoned Goliath to knock her out

Winter: and that’s that

Flashback ends

Winter: it seems as though my sister will not be joining us

Jaune: figures she never liked me much probably even less so that I married her sister but don’t worry we’ll have plenty of sisters when my family gets here

Winter kisses her husband and he goes off to make dinner little did he know winter stealthily fallowed him

In the kitchen

Jaune: now what to-

In the kitchen was a naked willow

Willow: oh my, my sexy son in law has returned

Jaune:😳😳😳

Winter: what honey schnee’s got your tongue

While no cooking was done the three feasted all night long

#jaune arc #rwby winter knight #rwby winter schnee #willow schnee #married life au

[brokentrafficknight]

Arc family pyramid

The Pyrrhamid even

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #cinder fall #winter schnee #yang xiao long #penny polendina #jessica cruz #neopolitan #lancaster #knightfall #dragonslayer #winter knight #arculus rift #rwby knightlight #silent knight #rwbabies #claire arc fall #sorbet arc #aurelie arc xiao long #lumi arc schnee #catherine arc cruz #maryanne polendina arc #dahlia rose arc #clementine rose arc

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Winter: Arc. Are you busy at this moment?

Jaune: No, What do you need?

Winter: Excellent. Please grab my chest.

Jaune: What?

Winter: Grab my chest, Arc.

Jaune: *Cautiously Places hands beneath each Armpit* Like this?

Winter: You misunderstand. *Grabbing Jaune's wrists, placing his hands on her boobs* Now squeeze.

Jaune: Excuse me?

Winter: Squeeze my Breasts Mr. Arc. I am becoming impatient.

Jaune: *Squeeze*

Winter: How do they feel?

Jaune: Um ... Firm? Not very heavy and they fit in my hands well?

Winter: Do they feel pleasant?

Jaune: Yes?

Winter: *releases Jaune* Excellent. You may go about your day. If you feel the desire for a greater understanding, please come to my Quarters fifteen minutes before Curfew begins. You will not need to bring any Condoms.

Jaune: What- Why would I need to bring condoms?

Winter: I just said you would not need any condoms. Higher Members of the Atlesian Military are required to have Reversable and/or temporary birth control procedures, such as a vasectomy or Nesplanon implant, to allow Morale Boosting Sexual activities without risk of Pregnancy.

Jaune: ... I didn't get a vasectomy?

Winter: You are technically not a member of the Atlesian Military. You are a huntsman contracted by us. I hope to see you this evening. Have a pleasant afternoon.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I'm gonna get laid~

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #winter schnee #winterknight #winter knight

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?

Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-

Winter: He's so much more... mature...

Willow: And handsome...

Whitley: And sexy.

Schnee women: ......

Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?

#rwby #jaune arc #willow schnee #schnees #weiss schnee #winter schnee #whitley schnee #winterknight #winter knight #whiteknight #white knight #willow's knight #willow knight #corporate fraud #going back to my roots

[bluearc009]

Pietro: her power cell recharge itself as she moves it's a revolution in robotic longevity.

Jaune raise his hand

Pietro: yes

Jaune: can you f# her?

Pietro:(confused) excuse me?

Jaune: can you f# her?

Pietro: no

Jaune, Ruby and Winter upset and leave

Winter: what was the point of all that.

Ruby: why build a robot woman if you can't have sex with her.

#jaune arc #penny polendina #pietro polendina #ruby rose #winter schnee #RWBY #Parody #robot chicken #Robotic knight #rwby nuts and dolts #cold steel rwby

[intooned]

Honeymoon of the Rusted Knight and the Winter Maiden

Jaune: "...Honey please, just pick one."

Winter: "I-I'm trying, just let me think!"

#winter schnee #winter arc #jaune arc #winterknight #winter knight #jaune x winter #winter x jaune #rwby #jnpr #specialist schnee #winter maiden #rusted knight

[kamen20ghost]

Sisterly love

Weiss : what do u think of winter?

Jaune : why do u have a gun hidden behind ur back

Weiss : answer the question

Jaune: um... I love her

Weiss *throws the gun away*: ok phew, I didn't want to clean up the mess

Jaune:

#jaune arc #rwby #winter schnee #winter knight #jaune x winter

[juanarc-thethird]

A big surprise awaits them in the morning.

Winter: *Drunk* You're telling me that my sister rejected you 27 times?!

Jaune: *Also Drunk* Yes

Winter: *Grabs him by the shoulders* Let me tell you something Jaune. She has nooooo taste!

Jaune: *Looks at her*

Jaune: Winter, I want to have sex with you.

Winter: *Shock* Jaune! Oh my god!

Winter: *Hold him close*

Winter: What the fuck took you so long? Come here, big guy~ *Kiss him*

#Jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #winter #winter schnee #rwby winter #rwby winter schnee #jaune x winter #rwby jaune arc x winter schnee. #jaune arc x winter schnee #rwby jaune x winter #rwby winter knight #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes

[infoglitch]

JAUNE IS A WHORE. Pt 1

(once again this is a shitpost. This does not actually represent how I view the characters this is more of just me deciding to dick around and make something funny)

Jaune entered a room as he saw one Weiss schnee sitting on a couch with a chair facing her as the air was.. tense to say the list

Jaune: uh hey Weiss.. you uh.. called me for something?

Weiss: yes there is something we need to discuss. Now please have a seat.

Weiss would point at the chair as jaune made an audible gulp. Jaune would simply nod as he walked up to the chair before sitting down.

Weiss: there... Now me and ru-

Jaune: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOM!

Weiss: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Jaune: wait... You didn't know? Then why did you ask me to come here-

Weiss: because I was planning on asking you to go out with me and ruby to the mall but right now.. YOU FUCKED MY SISTER?!

Jaune: and your mom...

Weiss: AND MY MOTHER?!

Jaune: look it was an accident I swear-

Weiss: JAUNE YOU FUCKIN WHORE!

#rwby #jaune arc #winter knight #willow knight #weiss schnee #jaune is a WHORE. #rwby shitpost

[madmanwonder]

A Man in Uniform

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby meme #jaune arc #winter schnee #penny polendina #winter knight #rwby winter knight

[lokiarc64]

Winter: Did it hurt when you fell?

Jaune: From what?

Jaune: Heaven or in love?

Jaune: 😉😉😉

Winter: “Facepalms herself”

Winter: Dear as much as I would love to feed what little confidence you have.

Winter: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

#rwby #jaune arc #winter schnee #winter knight #TikTok

[linkman447]

Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun

Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something

Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing

He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon

Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me

He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube

Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it

Jaune: this is so awesome

Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires

The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds

Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good

Ruby: uh…..

Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red

Ruby: marry me

The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee

Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology

Then walks in coco adel

Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag

Jaune: maybe

Coco: ya no he’s mine

Ruby: wait I know what to do

Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him

Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune

Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can

Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing

Meanwhile

Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH

Nora: what the hell

Pyrrha: someone’s after my man

#jaune arc #rwby ruby rose #rwby winter schnee #coco adel #rwby pyrrha nikos #rwby lancaster #rwby winter knight #jaune x coco #rwby arkos