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Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days
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Neo: Roman smoked. Nicotine instead of marijuana. Same same but different.
Jaune: Yeah?
Neo: What is with me and metrosexual men? Your piercings are as bad as Roman's mascara.
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madmanwonder · 13 days
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Silent Knight Dating Perks
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brokentrafficknight · 2 months
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Arc family pyramid
The Pyrrhamid even
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epic-arc · 8 months
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The Crew
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 months
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Did I ever do the this ask? If I did ignore this it went. How would your favorite Jaune Ship react if Adrian called them Auntie?
As selected by the people, the chosen ship is Silent Knight!
Neo: *internally* I can't believe I got dumped with baby duty. I'm not even related to this little-
Adrian: Awnn-tea!
Neo: I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself if anything happened to him. C'mon kid, lets go get Ice Cream.
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Neo, disguised: *Signing* One Big Bowl of neapolitan for me, one small scoop-
Adrian: BEH!
Neo: Two small scoops for the little guy.
Worker: You got it boss. Here you go.
Neo: Thank you! Good day!
Worker: You have to pay for that Miss!
Neo: *Sheathes Hush*
Worker: ... You make a compelling argument. Have a nice day.
Neo: *Waves*
Adrian: *Waving* Bye-Bye!
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Jaune: Neo, what did I say about letting Adrian have Dessert before Dinner?
Neo: *Setting Adrian Down* And what are you gonna do about it? Punish me?
Adrian: *Crawling away*
Jaune: Neo I'm very disappointment in you.
Neo: ...
Neo: Fuck you.
*Sound of a car starting*
Jaune: What was that?
Neo: huh! The kid's a fast learner!
Jaune: NEO!
*Tire squealing, the sound of the engine gets distant*
Jaune: HOW'D HE REACH THE FUCKING PEDALS!
Neo: He's smart! Such a strong little man! Makin' his auntie proud!
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shyjusticewarrior · 29 days
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soranatus · 4 months
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HAWKGIRL Kendra Saunders by Dan Mora
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notmaplemable · 6 months
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Pasteurized
Jaune: You want to know something funny?
Ruby: Sure.
Jaune: The sign for pasteurized milk in sign language is just the sign for milk but you do it "past-your-eyes".
Ruby: I didn't know sign language puns were a-
*Muffled sounds of Duel of The Fates playing and explosions happening outside*
Jaune: ...I should run.
Ruby: Probably.
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hotmal3celebrities · 3 months
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Joel Kinnaman - Silent Night
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mcmystery · 5 months
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SilentKnight Commission for @/TMan_2018 (X/Twitter)!
Thank you so much!
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days
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Jaune: I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me.
Neo:
Jaune: You know when I left the house this morning I thought ‘Damn I really hope some fucking hot chick paints my brains over some fucking hallway.’
Neo:
Jaune: And here we are. I mean really just absolutely destroy me. I’m talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
Neo:
Jaune: And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little peepee piss boy.
Neo:
Jaune: I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss bitch.
Neo:
Jaune: I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… Weirdly embarrassing.
Neo:
Jaune: Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.
Neo:
Jaune: Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean I’m a real freak I’m not normal.
Neo:
Jaune: Ma'am please. You have to crush me.
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thebunnyremix · 18 days
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Jaune: Trivia Vanille isn't violent, Neopolitan is. Get it right.
Neo: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: ...
Ren: ...
Roman: I'm robbing a bank tomorrow. And when the cops come for me, I'm gonna tell them it was my alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante.
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brokentrafficknight · 27 days
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In the midst of "I can make her worse", I found there was, within me, an invincible "I can fix her"
...I don't have an ot4 name for it
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epic-arc · 5 months
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''Its DDD time~'' Part 2
After a long time, Jaune left the room with messy hair and some kiss marks on his neck. He leaned against the wall near the window in a somewhat breathless and flushed state.
Jaune: Okay they are sleeping now. I think I can go to the kitchen and get a glass of water...
Jaune would go to the kitchen but he would hear footsteps and he would look around but he wouldn't see anyone making him feel a little scared and anxious.
Jaune(Mind): Ok now there are two possibilities. Someone trying to scare me or the kitchen is haunted by a ghost.
Jaune would finish drinking water until he felt something around his neck pulling him to the ground and when he fell to the ground something would fall on top of him and he would open his eyes and see Neo with a mischievous smile on his face.
Neo: I believe it's my turn now little knight and I promise not to be gentle~
(Neo face:)
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Jaune(Mind): Now I'm scared and excited as fuck!
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 4 months
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Jaune: Okay. Running your first marathon, nothing to be worried about - Other than Shin Splints, pulling something, Falling and getting trampled-
Pyrrha: YOU GOT THIS JAUNE! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Jaune: Pyrrha! What are you doing here?
Pyrrha: Moral Support <3
Jaune: Aw! Thanks Pyr- Why is Neo Here?
Neo: Immoral Support.
Jaune: ... Do I want to know what that means?
Neo: Don't worry about it. I'll help you come in first!
Jaune: Its not a race.
Neo: ...
Pyrrha: *Taps Neo, Shattering her*
Jaune: ... Are you able-
Pyrrha: I'll handle her.
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