#robotxlaserbeam

[very-grownup]

Sports series and their lessons

SLAM DUNK: Ball is life.

HAPPY!: Ball is life and sex workers are great babysitters.

PRINCE OF TENNIS: Ball is life but a big responsibility because you might accidentally cause a mass extinction event.

KUROKO NO BASUKE: Ball is life and fistbumps are dangerously powerful.

FREE!: Water in large quantities destroys lives and the battle between a well-done coming of age story and capitalism and fanservice will give a director no choice but to seek solace in emotional devastation and violent action scenes.

HAIKYUU: Ball is life and volleyball is made up.

REAL: Ball is life and legs are optional.

ROBOTXLASERBEAM: Ball is life and it's important to teach this lesson to robots before their uprising so we have common ground.

YURI ON ICE: Getting shitfaced to meet your idols will only benefit your personal and professional life.

ALL OUT!: Ball is life and if you embrace this you can overcome your physical insecurities.

SK8 THE INFINITY: You don't have to be the best at something if you're enjoying it with someone you love and if there had been skateboarding in England in the 1880s JoJo's Bizarre Adventure would have been much shorter.

OOKIKU FURIKABUTTE/BIG WINDUP: Ball is life and your pitcher's health is paramount because if he is injured you have to take him to the outfield and shoot him like a horse with a broken leg.

TEPPU: There is no point in sports if you don't draw blood and excessive Jean Claude van Damme movies will permanently alter your sexuality.

EYESHIELD 21: Ball is life and Satan rules.

MEGALOBOX: No matter how dystopian the future, people will always want to gamble on the outcome of two men punching each other.

HIKARU NO GO: Ghosts are real.

#serious lists about serious lessons #oofuri #ookiku furikabutte #big windup #megalobox #real #eyeshield 21 #hikaru no go #yuri on ice #happy! #teppu #slam dunk #prince of tennis #kuroko no basuke #free! #all out! #robotxlaserbeam #sk8 the infinity #weeb shit #haikyuu

[choujinx]

ROBOTXLASERBEAM (2017-2018) by fujimaki tadatoshi

#robotxlaserbeam #robot x laserbeam #hatohara robato #fysportsanime #shounenedit #*nikki

[necronatural]

it fucking kills me robotxlaserbeam is about golf because robo is such delicious autism comparable to mob

#pers

[robohato]

robo-kun

#robato hatohara #hatohara robato #robotxlaserbeam #robot x laserbeam

[jackverglas]

WAIT THIS ISNT GOING TO BE A HIGH SCHOOL MANGA

#I DIDNT EXPECT THAT #well a nice change of pace #they'll be in college :O #robotxlaserbeam #jackrambles

[paulsart01-blog]

Rion Osanai from #robotxlaserbeam Will be posting more. 😃 #manga #mangaart #animeart #drawing #art #artist #golf #shonen #artist #pencil #pencilsketch #kurokonobasket #robot #laserbeam #paper #sketch #cartoon #sports #expression #mangaka #mangaartist #instagram #instapost #instaart

#laserbeam #golf #cartoon #mangaart #mangaka #pencilsketch #instapost #art #robot #shonen #drawing #artist #pencil #sports #instagram #animeart #robotxlaserbeam #sketch #expression #manga #paper #instaart #mangaartist #kurokonobasket

[starbluesss]

I’m giving Robot x Laserbeam a chance but so far I just can’t take it seriously. Even though Fujimaki is pumping it up, I just can’t get excited over golf...

#robotxlaserbeam #fujimaki-sensei #I just can't #plus he's foreshadowing enemies #it just reminds me of the gom #it's getting old #don't re-use ideas #if ur making a new manga then make it original #the main chara is also nothing special #but I'll still keep reading #maybe I'll change my mind? #dunno

[nekochama13]

On RobotXLaserbeam

Me: Okay, I don’t even like golf, why am I interested in this?!?

My brain: Pfft… Yah. You didn’t even like Basketball.

Or Volleyball.

Also, Swimming.

Or Ice Skating.

Not to mention Biking.

And Running.

And didn’t you just say you’re gonna start binge-watching that Baseball anime today?

Oh, and remember, you even watched that Boxing, Football and Tennis anime when you were a lot younger?

Don’t even get me started when you -

Me: Okay, okay, I get it… I f*cking let you out for 5 seconds and this happens.

#robotxlaserbeam #kuroko no basket #haikyuu #free #yuuri on ice #yowamushi pedal #prince of stride #though i just put it at running instead of strido #diamond no ace #hajime no ippo #prince of tennis #watched a lot of sports anime and yet i'm lazy af #oh my god #my brain talked to me again #reminding me of all other shits i got addicted in lol #like baking and cooking anime which got me banned from the kitchen #and that freaking card game with loads of weird hair lol #i don't even play yu-gi-oh and i've got tons of cards in mah house. #lol gotta find them #and freaking beyblade ugggh #eyeshield21 #sry too annoying hahaha #robot x laserbeam

[very-grownup]

You may have forgotten that Shark's team is made up of Universal Studios horror icons but we never did

YHB: THE BUNKER

BFF: Prepare for Robot to go down 16 strokes while he tries to level up HOW DO LOB SHOT??

YHB: Golf is the MMORPG of the real world

BFF: PRETTY MUCH

BFF: BEEP BOOP??

YHB: THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ROBOT TO THIS DEVELOPMENT, TEAMMATE UNIT KAZAMA

BFF: BEEP BOOP. THANK YOU FOR IDENTIFYING "EMOTIONS". RECALIBRATING TO ACCOUNT FOR FEELINGS.

YHB: ADJUSTING ... TARGETING ...

BFF: GOOD PAGE

BFF: THAT IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

YHB: And everyone in the golf club was prescribed anti-anxiety medication

BFF: SHARK IS SO HAPPY

YHB: I think Rion is also happy? I think that's happiness

BFF: HOW COULD EVEN A ROBOT NOT GET FIRED UP?? IF HE WAS NOT FIRED UP, ACTUALLY... THAT WOULD BE DISRESPECTFUL TO GOLF.

YHB: NEXT CHAPTER

BFF: OTHER PAIRS

BFF: Also remind me to say "it's not like he's Bubba Watson!" in random situations then assume everyone knows who/what the hell I'm talking about

YHB: We must work to create an unknowable legendary Bubba Watson.

YHB: THIS GUY, THIS GUY

BFF: I am tentatively dubbing you frank because you are looking an awful lot like you got cobbled together from bits and pieces dug up from golfer graveyard

YHB: I can get behind "Frank"

BFF: GET FIRED UP

YHB: This dude's gotta be Wolfman then, right?

BFF: I'M GOOD WITH THAT

YHB: I don't think Rion's a fan

BFF: THIS NEW ENEMY

YHB: HOW DARE YOU, WOLFMAN

BFF: DIDN'T TURN INTO A GIANT SNAKE IN THE SKY, -1 BOGEY

YHB: You will regret those words, sir

BFF: WOLFMAN CHAD

YHB: No, I also cannot believe he would ... do that ... number.

BFF: Translation: HE IS USING A WEAK PUSSY CLUB FOR TINY DISTANCES WHERE IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE

YHB: No club is weak in Frank's giant hands.

BFF: (ugh that is a bit too forced to try and make a play off the 1994 frankstein movie quote "it's alive!" to "hits a drive~". damnit! let it go, matt)

BFF: FRANK YOU WEIRDO

YHB: I appreciate you trying, though, my friend.

YHB: Status update: for some reason still not over plaid uniform pants

BFF: plaid practice pants~

YHB: Is that a thing? Okay

BFF: The one handed swings or the spikes for your shoes? ...Either way I am not actually sure

BFF: Let's say yes

YHB: "I mean, when you put it that way, it is embarrassing to be shown up by a fucking robot"

BFF: I love the extra picture of Robot added in there, just looking dopey eyed

YHB: Like - THIS DUDE. THIS STONED LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.

YHB: That's not how math works

BFF: BEEP BOOP. INVALID PARAMETER.

YHB: Will you have to teach Robot how to truly love golf and Robot will teach you how to FUCKING MATH?

BFF: GOOD TRADE

YHB: Additional status update: Rion's face, still loving it

BFF: STARE FACE

BFF: Agreed!

YHB: C'mon Rion, do a murder!

BFF: TAKE IT ALL OUT ON THE GOLFBALL, OR YOUR OPPONENTS BOTH GOOD

YHB: ALL HAIL THE SNAKE GOD

BFF: NICE

YHB: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

BFF: NICE

YHB: SNAKE GOD RION VERSUS WOLFMAN CHAD.

BFF: ...I can actually see these two getting along. Going out for a drink and/or beating someone with clubs for not respecting golf

YHB: OH MY GOD WHAT

BFF: THE MAGICIAN OF THE WEDGE

BFF: YOU FUCKING HEARD THE PAGE ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

#broreacts #ROBOTXLASERBEAM #SHARKXROBOT #SNAKEGODXWOLFMAN #FRANKENSTEINXMAGICIAN #GET ON THE HYPE GOLF CART CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

[orikasariku]

Finally got the latest Jump! So excited to read Robot Laserbeam! Ready to see what Fujimaki has for me this time!

#new manga #robotxlaserbeam

[robohato]

late pocky day doodle with the emperor and samurai

#suzaku kyousuke #youzan miura #robotxlaserbeam #robot x laserbeam

[sockmonkeyhaven]

Haikyuu really threw me for a loop this time. Was expecting like an Act II like in Daiya no Ace, instead got a RobotxLaserbeam and we’re heading for the pro leagues. Wtf

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu spoilers

[aspiring-holistic-otaku]

ok anime/manga were pretty much canceled for me when mirio lost his powers but the new chapter of robotxlaserbeam saved the day

#just another day #bnha #robotxlaserbeam #he knew we needed a win after yesterday's loss :'/

[hatsumishinogu]

ROBOTxLASERBEAM Vol.4

#robot x laserbeam #tadatoshi fujimaki #jump comics #manga

[ichikonohakko]

I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I’VE ALWAYS BEEN SILENTLY FOLLOWING ROBOTXLASERBEAM LIKE ANY OTHER KNB ENTHUSIAST OUT THERE AND THE LAST PAGE OF THE LATEST CHAPTER GOT ME WHEEZING.

As I’m sure people know, most of RxL fandom ships Robo/Youzan (proven by AO3 ship tags), but I’ve always been silent about my deep affection for Robo/Tomoya the childhood friends pair that I’ve always loved in Fujimaki’s works. 

(I even created an elaborate universe in which Kuroko is the God of Nothingness whose favorite human is Ogiwara and Robo is the God of Creation whose favorite is Tomoya, I was about to write it but then it turned into a horribly epic saga that lasted like 10 lifetimes shared between all of them and it included ten separate AUs for the separate lifetimes and I just simply HADN’T THE TIME.) 

CONTINUING ON THO. I’ve always been curious about how Tomoya would be as a golfer. He’s a plain out tsukkomi character and we’ve never known him as a golfer and I was kinda curious about it BUT THEN HE APPEARED LAST CHAPTER IN WHAT SEEMED TO BE A CADDY UNIFORM AND I DIED SO MUCH.

NOW HEAR ME OUT. Pro Golfers usually have one caddy that followed them around across the world, and caddies not only carry the golfer’s bag. They also give pointers about the field, weather report, etc etc and it’s a highly analytical position. ASSUMING THAT TOMOYA IS GOING TO BE ROBO’S PERMANENT CADDY, that means WE WILL HAVE A BONDED-SOULMATE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THEM (imagine like KagaKuro) AND I HONESTLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT

#robot x laserbeam #rxl #hatohara robato #nakata tomoya #knb #kagakuro #robotomo? #no idea what their shipname is

[incorrectknb]

Are you gonna make a RobotxLaserbeam blog too?

nah man, fuck golf

(if there is a RxL incorrect quotes blog out there tho, hmu and I’d be more than happy to add you to our affiliates list!)

#I HAVE TO CONFESS I find golf unbearably boring and I'm also incapable of keeping up with series as they come out #I'm sure RxL is very good and whatnot #maybe I will manage to read it one day #mod answers #not a quote #anon