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mitskiluvr · 5 months
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called Rise from the Ashes 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw jake marshall in the evidence room
My buddy Ema pacing: damon gant is lying to us
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bornwholocker · 6 days
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Ok I just learned people hate Phoenix for saying edgeworth should’ve stayed gone in farewell my turnabout?? And I know I literally just posted about him and got all pissy at how people interpret him but I need to get this outta my system real quick so I’m going for round two
In the first game, Phoenix’s clear main objective was to save Edgeworth. This is shown both directly and indirectly several times throughout the game. And he finally makes progress in turnabout goodbyes, and then RFTA happens. And suddenly it’s all seemingly undone, and Phoenix has brought to light that Edgeworth, unwittingly or not, presented false evidence in court. Even though it was Gant who really pushed the issue, Phoenix was the first to put the pieces together and find the truth.
Through that case he watched Edgeworth sort of spiral because of this evidence, caught him writing a letter of resignation, watched Gant tear him down. And after that case, Edgeworth leaves the, “Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death” note. Can you imagine how that fucking wrecked Phoenix? How he probably in part blamed himself? Obviously Edgeworth was hurt too, that’s why he did it in the first place, but to work so hard to save your friend from what had been haunting them for years and to finally think you’ve helped them somehow, just for it to be destroyed by something you think you found out?
And after this, he pulls himself together and keeps doing cases, but he still grieves Edgeworth all through the second game. By the time Farewell happens, it’s been over a year that he’s thought Edgeworth was dead, and he still couldn’t bear hearing his name, or even thinking about him. And after this year of mourning and trying to move on, Edgeworth just pops up again like nothing happened. Phoenix felt betrayed, he felt extremely upset, and in a moment of high emotions he said something emotional. That’s not ridiculous! At all!! It doesn’t mean what he said was right, but I’ve seen people give him WAY too much shit for one line. If anything, I wish they had made him react more! More than a YEAR of thinking the man you changed careers for died and you couldn’t save him, and then he’s just. Back! Edgeworth needed that retreat, but it was a shitty way to go about it, and Phoenix wasn’t wrong to be mad. UGHHHH THESE CHARACTERS MAKE ME INSANE I’m like RFK Jr rn
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trlvsn · 1 year
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something that i love about narumitsu is that you can come up with any headcanon for them in terms of marriage and it will make sense. oh they got married the day they confessed by signing their papers during lunchbreak in a hurry? for sure, they are weird little freaks and wouldn't waste any time. oh they had a proper wedding that turned into a murder case? that is so them. they had a beautiful ceremony? yeah, marriage is a legal procedure and what else would they value more than that? oh they divorced like three times? yeah c'mon look at them it makes sense. they proposed to each other simultaneously? god i love these losers they totally would. they didn't get married at all because it's against the law in japan and that's why edgeworth always talks about never getting married? so true so tr
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nemainofthewater · 6 months
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Q: How are you feeling? A: *coughing up blood* Never felt better in my life
Q: Are you dying of a deadly disease and/or are fatally wounded? A: Of course not
Q:Is there a world-shattering secret (about my life) that you aren't telling me? A: Of course not
Q: ...are you lying to me? A: ...
Hello everyone and welcome to the Lying Liar Who Lies Poll! This character would probably claim they were fine while literally on their death bed. Or they might have fun lying to people for fun and profit. Perhaps they just can't help it anymore - if they don't lie at least once a day they go into withdrawal.
Looking at the list of candidates, it might even be all three...
Vote to find out who's the most egregious liar in cdrama (affectionate)! Propaganda, call out posts, and write-in candidates welcome!
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werewolfsister · 21 days
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“Sofa Hair is Cool?!”
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“I bet in the morning he has sofa hair and little creases in his cheek from the seams! He’s so cool!”
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nicollekidman · 3 months
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i hate that this album title is making me slip into full hater mode like dkjvhgfjdskdjfg ive suffered through years of retreading old stuff and a mid new album and now miss hunters with cell phones is calling herself the CHAIRMAN of the tortured poets society.... please bestie please please please..........
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simplydnp · 18 days
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dying at this comment getting so many likes meanwhile dan probably already had the howell cut in the works at the time 🤣 you'd think you'd be safe 8 months since an upload and yet 2 weeks later he says fuck you here's content
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dropitdoeeyes · 7 months
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i am asking you about mechs birds ! if you want a specific mech then I'm asking about Drumbot Brian. But I'd love ve to hear about all of them if you want to
(On the verge of tears, covered in blood, out of breath, and surrounded by boards of red string and thumbtacks) I am SO glad you asked
Jonny: A shrike. Small, violent little critters. OR a chicken, because the cannibalism thing. (I also just think it’s really funny.)
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Ashes: Whistling kite! They (along with a few other species) take burning sticks from forest fires and spread it to flush out prey. Arsonist bird, just like Ashes!
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Drumbot Brian: Canada goose, since they travel long distances (like a pilot might!) this is also one of the birds that just Is Them. Just look at him. Look me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a goose. Soft, round, they look good to hold but they’re simultaneously full of violence.. silly goose Brian….
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Raphaella: Wandering albatross. Yet another one who really truly just is. Look at that bird. It's her.
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Marius: Common kingfisher! He's the one who originally sparked this idea, after we saw a picture of one and immediately got slammed by the idea of anthro bird mechs. The colors. Just look. That bird is Him.
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Ivy: Rock ptarmigan, pigeon, or a mourning dove. She's just a soft round bird like Brian. They all have fitting coloration in a way, too.
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Toy Soldier: European nightjar. The freaks my one true love. Nightjars look so fake., like they’re one of those puppet animal plushies you put your hand in to move the mouth.
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Tim: Steller's jay. He inexplicably reminds me of one, similar mannerisms and everything. Tim is really truly such a corvid, also considered a blue jay for him. Deep down in my heart of hearts Gunpowder is a seabird like an osprey or petrel, though I have no reasoning for those ones.
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Nastya: Eurasian magpie. Shiny blue smart bird. Looks mildly disappointed in you. Love u nastya
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idiopathicsmile · 9 months
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was reading a short, somewhat interesting article from last year about trying to breed a line of pugs without the myriad health problems and then was struck like a goddamn tuning fork by the concluding phrase:
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[Image ID: an excerpt of text reading: "rescue the breed from the brink. And she insists that by reversing over a century of human misdeeds, the pug can still rise phoenix-like from the ashes."]
the pug can still rise phoenix-like from the ashes
i am not trying to take away from the good work that's being done to try to nudge us towards healthier dogs, it's just—it's the perfect series of words. immaculate mental image. impeccable vibes.
like. am i gonna have to relearn how to draw?
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nyaskitten · 3 months
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If you think about it, the idea of the new elemental powers sort of corresponding to the conditions of their wielders makes too much sense... Geo, master of Fusion, was born as the union of a Geckle and Munce, Euphrasia lived in a realm that's high in the sky, Sora's land was technologically advanced even in prehistoric times, and not only was Wyldfyre raised in the Lava Wastes, known for being hot and melty as fuck, but also she lived in the Wyldness, which is seemingly governed by a sentient fucking Sun Goddess, and also they have Phoenixes, all of which have fire powers.
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percexe · 1 month
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I love Ollie he's just like me frfr
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with your help he could be president too
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It's so funny to me how some people (mostly cishet) bring up Ema's admiration/fascination towards Edgeworth in Rfta as proof that she's not a lesbian or aroace, like... you have no idea how many actual lesbians and arospec people had obsessions towards certain specific men during their childhood.
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Anyway, I really love Riyu now. Before he was Very easy to overlook and I'd genuinely forget he was there, but now he has so much more character and honestly, I find the redesign cuter. (I'm a sucker for big, stocky dragons)
Crucify me if you want, but s1 Riyu just. Stood there. And got captured a couple times.
Also, I think some of the character animation for him in that season was kinda janky? Like, you could tell that his model wasn't meant to be stretched out that much. Now he's able to convey facial expressions 1000 times better, AND his movement in general has improved A LOT.
Anyway, I'm a staunch teen Riyu defender now, and you're gonna have to fight me if you want to bully him. /hj
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fishedeyelenz · 2 months
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DILF Billy is dead, long live Eugene
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pov: you're John Juniper
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