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sketchy-owl · 1 month
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 27
Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!
Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!
Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.
Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-
Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.
Apollo:....nevermind.
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with Y/N ​​Manul
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Characters: Shiva, Buddha, Loki
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Loki teased you with the translation of your name
"Hey ugly uh-"
He got in the face but didn't stop
He likes to pull your tail and ears, and you often tear his clothes with your claws.
He loves to laugh at your hulking ass and often takes your things and you almost never catch him (😔)
When you sleep, he touches your tail, it seems to him soft and pleasant to the touch.
Once he got caught and you bit him on the wrist, he squealed like a pig (🐽)
Since you will also have to defend your personal boundaries as a Buddha
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Shiva was not particularly surprised by your appearance
He still tried to touch your tail
He was lazy and generally didn't cause problems, but his wives were obviously more interested than he was.
You hid from them in the garden, behind and in the trees, they did not often manage to find you
But still, sometimes it worked out, and you were touched by the ears and tail under your snort and growl
When you were fully in the form of a manul, they drag you along, and his son was interested in touching you
Shiva just scratched behind your ear and stroked, everything in general was not so bad
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When Buddha saw you, he was interested, but every day you see a god with cat ears and a tail
You kept your distance and were quite detached, but it couldn't be called arrogance, you were just being careful
He started coming closer and trying to talk. Although he received answers, they were dry and lifeless
Soon after his daily harassment, you began to melt
You still don't understand when it happened
After you removed all the walls, he was surprised that you were actually very cute (although maybe he already knew that) with friends
Buddha often touched your tail and ears causing you irritation, and when he tried to put his head on your big and fluffy tail, you had to put up with this misunderstanding
Over time, you started avoiding him and he stopped doing that ( 😃 )
You often defended the right to personal space and got into fights with him, all the results were ambiguous...
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just little headcanons
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justamegafan · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25
Thrud vs Thor
Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?
Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!
All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):
Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?
Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!
Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)
Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!
Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)
A few Hours Later
Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk
Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?
Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?
Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes
Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)
Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):
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Bonus:
Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?
This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…
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togetherhearted · 1 year
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I dunno how this happened but at some point me and a friend thought of Sasaki in a seagull costume.
Next is probably Poseidon in a fish one
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someweirdoreblogger · 9 months
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Death is often greeted or associated with flowers, incorporating that with Hades' personality makes me flutter, I'm a sucker for floral symbolism and character influence upon their canon world.
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ningyo-s · 2 years
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The spoilers are making me foaming at the mouth like-
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 4 months
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What if the giant mermaid ended up in record of ragnarok? How would everyone react to that?
-Odin was the first one who was aware of your existence, after you had suddenly appeared in Valhalla, by some unknown magic, and when he informed the others, many were keen on seeking you out.
-Odin told them that someone very large, larger than most giants, had appeared, which got some riled up, thinking you were a threat and needed to be dealt with, however Odin was able to sense that you meant no harm.
-Poseidon was the one to find you, as you had appeared in his domain and he immediately sought you out, thinking you were a threat.
-As a large shadow loomed over him, when he was inspecting the area where you had appeared, he was not expecting to look up to see such a massive mermaid.
-You cupped your hands around him as he swam up to you, allowing him to sit in your hands and you smiled, “Hello there- do you happen to know where I am?”
-Poseidon didn’t know what to think of you, your massive size made you seem intimidating, and with your power you would be dangerous, but you were smiling down at him so warmly, like you didn’t know who he was.
-He was quick to realize you didn't know who he was, as you weren’t afraid of him, and he informed you that he was a god, the king of the seas. Your eyes went sparkly when he told you this, in complete awe which made his eyelid twitch only slightly.
-He told you that other citizens of Valhalla wanted to meet you, gods and human warriors, and you agreed, a warm smile on your face, showing no fear. Poseidon didn’t know if you were secretly really strong, or if you were just too trusting.
-When you emerged from the water, rising high above those who came to the beach in Poseidon’s domain. Jaws dropped and eyes widened all around the group before you as you lowered yourself down to be on your belly, to be closer to their own height as you beamed, “Hello there! I’m Y/N!”
-Loki immediately was holding onto one of your fingers, “Marry me!” you were surprised by his sudden proposal, but you smiled warmly, “Oh you’re so sweet, but I don’t know you.” Loki wasn’t defeated, willing to get to know you before Odin punched him on the top of his head, telling him to knock it off.
-You told them all what you remembered that you were swimming before you saw a strange bright blue ball of light floating in the water, “I thought it was a big jellyfish, so I went to investigate and when I touched it, I felt like everything got turned upside down around me and I found myself in this ocean.”
-All eyes went to Odin and Beelzebub, the two sharing a look as they pondered out loud, neither one knowing of that type of teleportation magic that brought you there, and you didn’t know much about anything that could be possible in your old world.
-Despite your unusual arrival, they allowed you to stay, much to your joy, and many of them melted, some on the inside, on how pretty you looked when you smiled.
-Since you were unable to leave the ocean, Poseidon welcomed you into his domain, despite not being able to do anything about it, but you did make sure to help out where you could, patrolling and reporting anything out of the ordinary to Poseidon, something he did appreciate as you were able to cover more ground than he and his soldiers were able to.
-You made friends with many of the gods and warriors in Valhalla, as many wanted to test their strength against you, like Thor, Lu Bu, Hercules, and Raiden, but they quickly learned that you only fought it you had to, and you used your tail half as a weapon.
-Loki and Apollo had become instantly infatuated with you- finding you so stunning and they were constantly coming to see you and flirt with you while fighting with each other.
-The day you took them both underwater with you, using your ability to make bubbles that were hard to pop, they were in awe, seeing that you could see under the water.
-When you let the bubble go, to float around, as Apollo asked, “I want to see all of your beauty.” You swam out a bit, showing them your full form, showing them how much bigger you were than them, but you swam so gracefully through the water, almost like you were dancing.
-They were in awe when you grabbed the bubble, heading back to the shore, both gushing at you on how stunning you looked, forgetting their fight, for the moment while you smiled warmly thanking them.
-It was an odd situation, but you were happy to be welcomed so warmly in this new world.
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iambilliejeanok · 1 year
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! “sleeping with” WITH BUDDHA IM BEGGING YOU I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HIM AND DO THE NASTY AND CUDDLE MORE 😫😫😫😫😫
Warnings: 18+, overstimulation, dacryphillia, smut, nsfw and saw headcanons, (The Buddha mentioned is a character from the anime Record of Ragnarok and doesn’t depict the true nature of the real god Buddha. It’s fiction), fluff.
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SFW
Maybe its because of his overwhelming love for humans and the fact that he was one too, Buddha needs all the cuddles all time. He loves love and genuinely enjoys the feeling of something in his arms, whether it be a human, an animal, or maybe even a stuffed animal. Yes, Buddha has a stuffy collection for his alone times indeed. That being said, if whatever he’s cuddling could wrap themselves around him and cuddle him back? He melts right then and there. It might even be better than eating candy under the pleasant shade of a tree in the Valhalla.
Buddha will most certainly not see sleep without being able to rest in your arms. He’s as clingy as a koala with how often he needs to feel you around him and most likely cuddles you all day. There’s never been a day hot enough to dampen his desire to be on you. “No baby, don’t you think its too hot?”, you try to reason, hoping he would be understanding enough to let this go just one time. “Why worry, the AC is running so you’ll need me anyway you dig?”, he says, gently taking your hand in his and pulling you into his chest, “Come now, let me pick you up angel”. And picking you up is something he does often, you see being a god, nothing is impossible and lifting you up to carry you from any position isn’t any problem at all. You don’t even need to jump. Sometimes, he will gently scoop you up with a single arm, desperately needing for you to constantly hug and kiss his face while you sit on his arm and lean against him, snuggling him while he prepares some snack bowels for the two of you.
He’s a big fan of sharing his candy with you, opening every single wrapper and feeding you whichever piece you desire. His hand is almost as big as your face, leaving you with no choice but to submit to his soft lips melting against yours with his hand firmly holding your face in place as his tongue slips into your mouth. You’re always eager to have some of whatever candy he’s eating, and he always going to share it with you, especially during a kiss like this.
Randomly squeezes you throughout the night when he changes positions. Buddha doesn’t actually need to sleep, but he loves the idea of falling asleep with you, so he makes himself sleepy whenever he sees you’re sleepy too. And in public the PDA doesn’t change much. He’s god so what’s anyone gonna do? Sits you on his lap everywhere the two of you go, unless you demand to sit on another surface, he will let you have your way with a cute pout on his face, that obviously goes away with a few soft kisses against his lips, but only he will decide how many kisses will do the trick. You just keep kissing him.
He’s so wholesome, how can you resist all that love.
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Buddha also doesn’t experience any sexual desire, but he knows a mere human like you battles with that, sensing even the slightest arousal you experience, which to his amusement, is always within his vicinity. You’re actually always horny, since he’s always in your personal space, so smooth without even realizing it. However, he does understand that what he does to that empty little noggin of yours, always filled with thoughts of him defiling you in ways even he finds entertaining. Eventually, he does approach the topic, hearing your thoughts from all the way in the kitchen while you thought about him in the shower, grabbing your breasts and tweaking your nipples as you freely moaned, confident that the running water in the shower drowned out your sweet sounds. “Woah,babe, you really want me to do that to you?” , he loudly chuckles, caging you against wall of the shower. Maybe you did have a heart attack at the sudden presence of your lover butt naked in the shower next to you, a heart attack he quickly reversed. He’s so close you could feel his skin pressing against yours, your pussy so hot and wet and Buddha knows its not from the water, swallowing the spit building in his mouth at the thought of your arousal on his tongue. “Bud-Buddha, wai—“, you whimper, knowing how overwhelming he can be at times.
Excited to fulfill another one of your requests, he’s already on his knees in between your legs, your thighs resting on his broad shoulders while your back is leaning against the smooth stone wall for support. “Buddha please!”, you whimper, overwhelmed with the anticipation of what he’s about to do to you. You’ve never gone a session without crying from the intense amount of pleasure he gives you and boy does he love comforting you through it all. It’s just so addictive how needy and dependent you are under his touches. He has so much fun playing with your body, his tongue plunging into your aching vagina, smiling at the sharp gasp you made, not expecting him to go that route so soon. Both his large hands on your hips, you know there’s never any point in fighting him as he starts sucking your swollen clit, flattening his tongue to lick your entire vulva before repeating his actions, your hand caressing your breasts while you bite your lower lip, submitting yourself to whatever happens.
He might be a little obsessed with you because he fucks you purely for your enjoyment, not that he’s not enjoying himself too, its just that he knows you need him like this and he revels in spoiling his sweet little angel rotten. Slowly plunging his thick, long member deep inside of you, his focus is only on your face, admiring the cute faces you make struggling to handle such a stretch, your hands gripping his biceps for dear life as he goes impossibly deeper, randomly pressing kisses on your lips while your mouth is open to accommodate your breathing, more kisses decorating your face as he thrusts his hips slowly. He’s just completely mesmerized with how stunning you are, his patience never running thin to make sure you’re thoroughly overwhelmed, slipping out of your pussy only to try and shove himself into your asshole. “Uh uh uh, its okay pretty, you’ve got this”, he says, trying to encourage you to take him, knowing damn well he’s making a complete mess of you. You’re literally whimpering, choking on a scream with every thrust into your tight asshole, his godly cock massaging every inch of your walls, his thumb reaching down to start massaging your clit, a small smirk on Buddhas face when he feels your making a mess, the shivering of your thighs growing more violent as he keeps the same pace, his thumb still massaging your clit, “Buddha!!! no no I can’t”, you say out of breath, only hoping he understands you, but you know he’s not ending this here. “Shh shh angel, you can take it, gimmy kissy, c’mere”, he softly says, he’s warm breath on your face, finally pulling his dick out of your rectum to realign it with your squirting vagina. Crying out loudly, you could feel him rub himself along your clit, knowing what this meant. You begin kicking your legs, attempting to crawl away from him before he simply holds you down your thighs, pulling you closer to him again, pushing himself into you again, moving slowly since he was too big move too fast. “Fuck!”, he growls above your cries. “Fuck! No sweetheart its okay, keep coming for me, you’re such a sweet little angel you know”, he coos at you, his only goal to fulfill your fantasy…a fantasy you obviously can’t handle.
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praisethesuuun · 8 months
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If you are still doing requests for record of Ragnarok??
If so can I please have a deaf/ hard of hearing reader. Doesn't have to be romantic. Everything in life is like an misinterpreted lyrics video 😂
•adam (paternally)
•zerofuku
•buddha
(as a certified dead person I don't mind communicating about any questions you have)
I really hope I did it good, dear🌻☀️my father also has problems hearing, so I tried to base myself with my experienced with him too
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RoR characters headcanons: them with a deaf!reader
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ADAM
🍃Adam's sixth father sense is always active when you are with him. He is always attentive whenever you need something, ALWAYS; and tries his best to make your life easier.
🍃Speaks very slowly when you are together, enunciating the words well and letting you see the way his mouth pronounces each single letter. He's sure you won't miss anything, so he's all over you if he sees you struggling.
🍃Adam doesn't hesitate to pick on anyone who makes fun of you or tries to pick a fight, using the excuse of deafness to insult you. He immediately takes your defense, but does not start a fight in front of you, in fact Abel has the task of covering your eyes.
🍃Together with Adam, Cain and Abel will do their best to learn how to interact with you, always inventing a different and fun way to not make your situation weigh too much. Even if, in the end, it will always be Eve who consoles you and tries harder...what a proud mother she is!
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ZEROFUKU
🍀Probably, Zerofuku met you during one of his many journeys on earth, remaining intrigued by your condition given the way in which you interacted differently with those around you. Initially, he thought you were being rude, since you didn't respond when he tried to get your attention from a distance.
🍀Every time he starts talking quickly and enthusiastically about his days, Zerofuku gets lost in his little fantasy world, only stopping when he sees your thoughtful face and your half-closed eyes peering into his soul. Then he realizes his mistake, apologizing profusely and realizing that, of his speech, you understood only a few words.
🍀But for him it is not a problem! The God of Fortune starts over again, looking at you all the time and speaking loud and clear, enunciating the words! Don't worry, he would spend hours talking to you and never loses his temper.
🍀He always tries to save you from embarrassing situations, and if he sees that someone misunderstands your intentions or your behavior, Zerofuku explains your condition to them, hoping to do good.
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BUDDHA
🍬"Oh, you're ignoring me? You do what you want, I respect that"
"Sorry, did you say something?"
"Yeah, just like that...cool. I like your attitude"
🍬You two become friends and you have no clue how it happened, it will always remain a mystery to you. The only thing you know is that, one day, he liked you, and now you have to get along with it. Expect lots of jokes from him: Buddha may move his mouth in front of you, not uttering a sound and inventing non-existent words, and then burst out laughing at your confused and complex face.
🍬Expect to get in some trouble with him. If he sees that someone wants to get your attention, but you ignore him because you just don't hear him, Buddha will start making up the weirdest stories to justify your lack of reaction. He would approach the person in question, saying that you are a princess and that you have no time to waste with them, or he makes up that you are his girlfriend and that they should let it go. But the Enlightened lets no one dare to get angry with you, Buddha becomes your personal protector.
🍬If he sees you're having trouble with too high a decibel sound, Buddha immediately whisks you away from that seat, plugging your ears and making sure you're okay. He gives you a candy and then pats your head, the important thing is that you are fine now.
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justcressida · 5 months
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How Do Record Of Ragnarok Characters Deal With Turkish Women?
(The reason why the reader behaves annoyingly towards the Greeks is because of the confusion of food and culture)
(Actually, they can't cope, but that's a secret. Also, the nationalist cat in me is acting, don't blame me)
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THOR
You look at his damn face and think he's calm, right? You're absolutely wrong.
You're not much different from a pair of rabid dogs. Thor isn't much of a social God, and no one can figure out how this guy came together with a chaotic leg.
He saw a lot, he didn't think he would be surprised by anything for the rest of his life... Until I met you.
You howled as you gave the middle finger to the Greek Gods??? Like a real wolf??
Really, truly in his immortal life, he had never been so surprised. He wasn't very interested in races, but when he learned that the Turks were descended from wolves, that strange gesture made sense
He observed that he was a very passionate person. You were proud to be proud of your culture and treated your ancestors with great respect.
You also said that you were going to make him eat a weird thing called kebab once and if he didn't like it you would shove the skewer used to cook the dish called kebab up his ass??
LOKİ
A scary couple that you have to run away from no matter what.
Similarly, he found you eating fish and grinning wickedly in front of Poseidon. You were eating while looking Poseidon in the eye, and Hades had to intervene to prevent Poseidon from killing you
FOUND IT VERY FUN
You are such a chaotic couple. Even Loki is sometimes very afraid of you, though. I mean, what madman would have a big 'National Anthem' painting made in the room and then have the entire Scandinavian Pantheon read it at knifepoint?
Whenever he doesn't like any Turkish food, you recite an epic of Turkish profanity to him, so he has learned to go to your senses.
Your favorite activity is to make people hell with life.
You speak so much Turkish that he knows all the Turkish swear words thanks to you.
BUDDHA
The love of his life.
Buddha always does whatever he wants, similarly you are the perfect couple as your favorite activity is breaking the rules.
Because his stomach is a black hole, you and your whole family are constantly cooking a lot for him. Your possessive attitude towards food surprises him a little, but at the end of the day, he doesn't care much because it's profitable.
You drive him crazy by speaking in Turkish. Really... You grin wickedly after saying a lot of Turkish things to kill him out of curiosity.
.... After a while, he ate so much lahmacun that his stomach hurt for a long time.
POSEİDON
The funny thing is that you do everything to drive Poseidon crazy, and what's even funnier is that you're married.
He might actually laugh if he stopped freaking out because of your disrespect, but for Atlantis' sake, why look at the sirens and "If we cut this, we'd make 2 pounds of anchovy pan... I'm craving it." What do you need to say?
(In Atlantis, everyone runs away from you because they're afraid you'll grill them)
He decided to stay away from you because you broke the painting 'Gençliğe Hitabe' to Apollo in his head.
... He is scared and aroused.
APOLLO
You broke a painting in his head and told him, and you said 'Yavşak piç'
He later found out that it meant "Squirrel bastard" and was defeated because of your audacity.
No one knows how you came together, but they're most surprised that you treat Apollo like shit.
"How are you today, little bitch?"
Although Apollo was partially accustomed to your chaotic behavior, what surprised him was that you loved each other by beating each other. When your best friend hit you on the buttocks in front of everyone, you tore her hair out and then hugged each other on the floor???
Also did you love each other by swearing???
Strange, but Apollo liked it
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sketchy-owl · 10 months
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 24
~Apollo's palace~
Apollo:*looking at himself in the mirror* I look so beautiful!
Y/N:*laughing hysterically in the background*
Apollo:....I guess somebody ENVIOUS says otherwise.
Y/N: Bro you wear even more make up than my grandmother and at least she looks stylish!
Ares: Wooooooo!*cheering for Y/N*
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK x READER BUT THE READER IS A JEDI:
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- NO BRO BECAUSE BRUNHILDE WOULD BE ALL: "YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE HUMANS, YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THEY HAD TO BE ON EARTH!!"
- Obviously the usual Jedi mind tricks aren't gonna work on Gods but like, the Force telekinesis is great for throwing them around like ragdolls.
- You're gonna be a pretty experienced Jedi, okay. For plot reasons and bc those Gods need to be humbled fr.
- YOU AND SASAKI KOJIRO ARE DEFINETLY BEST FRIENDS ON THE HUMAN'S SIDE, you teach him the sword ways of your fellow Jedi and he teaches you about some of his own sword fighting techniques as well.
- Soji absolutely adoring you and wanting to train with you constantly. Kondo also has great respect for you and while you are concerned with their thirst for violence and laugh rather nervously at it. However, you admire their sense of justice and they admire yours and your virtues as well.
- Raiden also 100% begs you to let him try out your lightsaber, LIKE P L E A S E IT IS ALL HE WANTS. LET HIM. LET HIM. PLEASE. You eventually have to use Force Illusion to make him forget because you're trying to meditate.
- SPEAKING OF MEDITAITION, YOU AND BUDDHA ARE ALSO GOOD BUDDIES. Your beliefs align with his so well and you applaud him for standing up what he believes in and he shrugs and just says the other gods are petty fools.
- ALSO, YOU JUST HAVING TO CALM DOWN BRUNHILDE WHEN SHE LOSES OR COMFORTING HER. Like the loss of Hercules was devastating and Göll didn't help, although you understood why she was upset, so you just went to check in on her and found her crying and ran over to comfort her and assure her battle is not easy for anyone.
- I also love the idea of you just having Göll meditate with you and and bringing her peace, she is so young and honestly, if things were different and you were able to train her just a little, you'd think she'd make a wonderful Palawan.
- Then there's Jack the Ripper, a terrible and tragic man whose heart has been mislead and misguided far too many times. You knew he wasn't the real Jack the Ripper and you just sense that his soul was capable of heinous crimes, he was just lonely. Meanwhile, DO YOU THINK JACK COULD SEE LIKE THE FORCE AROUND YOUR AURA?? LIKE, MIGHT THAT BE A THING?? AND HE LOVES YOUR COLOR THE WAY IT IS.
- I'd write the Gods but I'm too impatient but Thor wants to fight you so badly and also, like, IMAGINE THEM SEEING YOU FORCE HEAL YOURSELF IN BATTLE AND MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY'RE ALL: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR, WHAT-"
- Also u have platonic relationships with all of them bc you live by the "Jedi aren't supposed to fall in love" rule but like, if anyone wanna makes a request when they're open, I am not opposed-
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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year
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If your requests are open could I please ask for a yandere Buddha and Poseidon and Beelzebub where the darling asked them to close their eyes and the darling kisses them on the cheek and runs away blushing sorry this is too much and also if you're not taking a request that's fine and have a good day or night
Darling kiss them on the cheek and runs away
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[ SCENARIO ] [ Buddha, Beelzebub ]
[ Shuumatsu no Valkyrie / Records of Ragnarok ]
⚠️ Yandere, I dunno support this kind of behavior in real life, I just write it for fun!
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Cuteeeeeee aaaahhhh! Thanks for such an amazing request! Thanks for requesting Beelze >//<
I don't write for Poseidon but I gladly write for the other two
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Buddha
When it comes to his darling Buddha is controlling and possessive without even being like that, he just loves you so much he that he can't help himself but want you all to himself, wanting for you to trust him with your life and soul, just like he want to trust in you blindly
He falls in love after some time you two spend together, so you already can consider your relationship, at least, as a friendship, and since for you to met him had being when he was a prince or start following him he has an advantage by already having your trust
Buddha is pretty affectionate and flirty already, it doesn't matter if you are shy or even flirt back he just keep doing it (however if you are easily flustered that just motivate him to tease you more and more), however he doesn't cross your limits or make you uncomfortable, he is willing to wait until you are ready since you two still have the rest of your lifes (since Buddha isn't planning on leave you anytime soon)
Buddha really appreciate the affection from your part, it gives him the sense that your relationship is growing for a good path and that you are accepting his love (what will bring you benefits), still when you ask him to close his eyes for you it would depend in how much he trust you, if he still thinks that you aren't fully willing to be with him there is a chance that he doesn't do it or if he does it he will take your wrists just to make sure you don't try something weird, in the other hand, if he already trust you and knows that you love him too he is totally willing to close your eyes for you, even smiling while doing it (however, even if you try something, like trying to run away, he is totally confident in his habilities and he is sure that he can catch you if is need it)
Is probably that he end up finding out your plans while teasing you after you asked him to close his eyes, even if he does he will just laugh softly and close his eyes (if you don't want to do it anymore because he found out he will even insist that you should do it!)
The moment you kiss him on the cheek he feels his heart warm and gets all giggly, he laughs at the thought that maybe you are being shy to actually kiss him on the lips. Buddha open his eyes until he heard your footsteps, seeing you running away blushing just increase his amusment
He just watch you run with a lovestruck expression for a moment, he is giving you some minutes of advantage before running before you, even calling your name playfuly while giggling. It doesn't take him long to reach you and when he does he takes from the wrist and push you to him before hugging you tightly
He is teasing you for what you have done with a soft and amused tone, he finds it like a extremely cute and innocent way to express your love for him and he want correspond appropriately, so after teasing you he will be the one kissing you this time, but will depend on your own reaction, if you were being shy and blushy he will give you a soft and long kiss on the lips (an innocent kiss like the one you gave him), but if you are more playfuly with him he will give you a lot of butterfly kisses all over your face just to make you laugh more (in any case he doesn't let go of you from the hug)
Still, the idea of you running away bother him and even if it was for a innocent and playful reason he will keep a close eye on you for a while
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Beelzebub
Beelzebub has a lot of troubles when it comes to his darling, first of all he is a worshipper, he thinks that you are way better than him (even if you are a bad person) and he doesn't has the right to ask anything from you, not when he is nothing more than a mere bastard who killed the ones he loved, however he is dependent once he met you (even if it isn't directly) he can't just live without you, he had watched you from afar for a while and had the opportunity to know you better, reaching the point where he feels like he will die if he doesn't know anything about you or is near you for too long
Beelzebub is too ashamed of himself to approach to you, leave alone introduce himself to you, so for you to meet has to be because you somehow find about him and were the one starting to talk to him or because you were in danger and he had no other option than stepping in to protect you
Once you two start to hang out more Beelzebub just grows more and more depend on you and completely influenced by you, Beelzebub feels like he has no reason to live and since he literally can't die he just think that his fate is suffer, but if you show him kindness or even express that you enjoy his company he will start feeling like he may have a chance to give his life a reason with you, so he just devote himself to you
Beelzebub feels even honored that you leave someone cursed like him being around you, so he trust you blindly, however the moment you aks him to close his eyes he is tensed up imediatly, Beelzebub think that maybe he had done something bad or upsed you and you are going to do something to him when he close his eyes (not because you are violent, is just that that is what he deserve), or even worst, that you will go away and disappear from his life
Beelzebub asks you if you are sure that you want him to close his eyes, and once you confirm it he just do as you ask, still a little nervous (it doesn't matter if you had asked shyly, he is too busy overthinking it to notice it), he is frowning in anticipation and his heart is racing for anxiety, every second it pass it makes him feel so desesperate not knowing what you would do
The moment you place a kiss on his cheeks, it doesn't matter if is softly or more excitedly he is shocked, Beelzebub is so taken aback that he finch and open his eyes in a second, of the all the scenarios he had think on this had never crossed his mind. In the moment you separate yourself from him and run away Beelzebub panics, he doesn't feels worthy of your affectionate so he is confused of why you had kisses him, deep down he likes it but his panic is more intense, he didn't even noticed that you were blushing because he is too scare thinking that you ran away from him because you want to get away from him, maybe your kiss was some kind of farewell
Beelzebub follows you out of instinct for how anxious he is, out of desesperation he takes you by your wrist or the shoulder (probably a little harsh) once he reaches you and is then when he notice that you were blushing, if you are being shy or even playfuly is what make him get into his senses again, immediatly let go of you and deeply apologize (even if you didn't react bad). He doesn't understand why you did kiss him and will prefer to don't ask to not make you upset or seem invasive, but deep down in his heart he really hope that you did it out of love
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micah-drew · 5 months
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Record of Ragnarok: How Many…
How many shots will it takes for me to hookup with the ROR characters? Let’s find out!
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Einherjar
Lü Bu: A GOOD…SIX I THINK? I don’t have much reasoning other than I’m pretty sure he bites
Adam: none, because it’s not happening!
Kojiro Sasaki: Uhh, 7?? grandpa doesn’t need to break a hip today
Jack The Ripper: I think 7 again? It just makes sense to me
Raiden Tamemoon: 3 for confidence, praying he doesn’t crush me
Buddha: pass, sorry
Qin Shi Huang: 2 for confidence, yeah
Nikola Tesla: 1 for confidence HE IS SO FINE OH MY LO
Leonidas: 3 for confidence because oh my lord, WHAT A MAN
Soji Okita: pass
Michel Nostradamus: blackout. deadass I need to be fully blackout for a CHANCE
Sakata Kintoki: pass, again
Simo Häyhä: probably not gonna hookup, but I’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek!
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Gods
Thor: I THINK 7…NOT GONNA LIE IM A LITTLE INTIMIDATED..
Zeus: PASS. NOT HAPPENING N
Poseidon: probably 7, I feel like he’d insult me the whole time for taking so much shots but iTS FINEEE
Heracles: 2, for confidence. he’s like a teddy bear I think
Shiva: UHH…7, yeah 7 seems good
Hajun: pass.
Hades: 3 for confidence, thank you and we move on
Beelzebub: I love him, but probably 9 or close to blackout I’m gonna be fully honest
Apollo: 2 for confidence, why is everyone in this round so fine
Loki: PASS.
Hermes: I think 4?? yeah 4 seems good
Ares: pass, sorry bestie
Adamas: pass
Odin: IMMEDIATE PASS THIS GREASY MOTHERF
Aphrodite: 2 for confidence
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Valkyries
Randgriz: I think 2 is good personally, no reason other than I’m shy
Reginleif: pass
Hrist: SOBER. FULLY SOBER OH MY LORD
Thrud: 1 for confidence! I like when tall women…
Göndul: 1 for confidence, again. can we kiss now
Geirölul: …fully sober or 1 for confidence, because oh my GOD WHAT A WOMAN PLEASE I AM ON MY KN- *coughs* sorry the demons won uh
Brunhilde: 3 for confidence
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Why did I do this instead of actually writing? I don’t know
Anyways Geirölul supremacy—
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telvess · 6 months
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Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?
I'm like Tesla 🤣
Jack
I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.
Nicola Tesla
Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.
Poseidon
I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.
Hades
It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.
Beelzebub
Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…
Loki
Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.
Ares
Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.
Thor
Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.
Hajun
He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.
Lu Bu
Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.
Hermes
Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.
Göll
She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.
Zerofuku
Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.
Buddha
He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.
Noah
I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.
Qin
Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.
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colourstreakgryffin · 7 months
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The Six Pillars; Masterlist #1~
The animes I do write for is Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Death Note, Haikyuu and Record of Ragnarok~! But I also want to do writing for the current communities and shows I am vested in so I’d love for requests of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Don’t have to but that’d be appreciated, any character from those two shows!
I’ll write absolutely any type of concept like angst, drama, romantic love to platonic love, NSFW, fluff, comfort, character x character, character x reader. I’d prefer to stay away from very intense situations like r**e, su****e, death since I don’t wish to make a mockery of these themes, I am not the best with reader x OC requests and I do not like choosing characters myself nor coming up with the scenario, please do these yourself! It’s your request, not mine! My main work is anime, primarily Demon Slayer!
Enough on that now! It’s time for the Masterlist~!I present you my work! Do as you please with this!
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Pillar #1: Demon Slayer~❤️
❤️ Akaza: Of Different Worlds
💜 Obanai: Back Off
🌈 Douma: Snuggly Orders
❤️ Muzan: All Mine
🖤 Gyomei: Toasty Blood
💙 Giyuu: Fuzzy Morals
💜 Obanai: Serpents and Arachnids
❤️💜🧡 Tanjiro, Obanai and Kyojuro: Ribboned-up Niffty
💛 Hotaru: Nothing or Everything
💙 Muichiro: Wire of Fate
💜 Nakime: Hot Red Strings
💙 Giyuu: Sky-High Fortitude
💜 Obanai: Dragon Tamer
💙❤️💙 Muichiro, Tanjiro and Giyuu: Eating Drama
🖤 Gyomei: Typhoon Shelter
❤️ Tengen: The Best and the Worst
💜 Obanai: Sheathed Blade
💚❤️💙💛 Karaku, Sekido, Aizetsu and Urogi: Fishing for Prizes
🩷💜💚 Kanae, Shinobu and Kanao: Near-Death Experience
🩷🧡💜 Mitsuri, Kyojuro and Shinobu: Doll Mattress
💙 Aoi: Horseyback Rides
💙 Muichiro: Rest Now
💜💜💚 Shinobu, Obanai and Sanemi: Victim Issues
💜 Genya: Unlikely Partnership
💙🩷🖤 Giyuu, Mitsuri and Gyomei: Hook Hashira
💜 Shinobu: Eyes on the Walls
❤️ Tanjiro: Wait, Your Majesty
🌈 Douma: Sharing a Heart
💚 Kanao: Feeling Flop
🧡💜💚 Kyojuro, Obanai and Sanemi: Past and Future
Pillar #2: Jujutsu Kaisen~💜
🖤 Noritoshi: Numb Senses
❤️❤️ Choso and Ryomen: Tiger Eye
❤️ Choso: One of the Same
❤️ Choso: Styling Perfection
💛 Kento: Eclipse Heart
❤️ Naoya: Toxic River
Pillar #3: JoJo Bizarre Adventure~💚
💙💚💛 Jonathan, Erina and DIO: Clock Delay
Pillar #4: Death Note~💙
Pillar #5: Haikyuu~💛
Osamu and Atsumu: Plus Three
❤️ Kenma: Level 0; Training
🧡 Hinata: Impressing You
🧡💙💚 Atsumu, Osamu and Rintarõ: Clown of Mischief
Pillar #6: Record of Ragnorak~🩷
💚💙 Adam and Eve: Broken Little Heart
💜 Loki: Appreciation and Simp Post
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Hazbin and Helluva Pillar~🖤
💙🖤🩷 Vox, Valentino and Velvette: Mini Sheepie
❤️ Valentino: Silkworm Caterpillar
❤️ Blitzø: All the Same to Me
💙 Vox: Baby Laptop
🩷 Angel Dust: Made of Love
❤️💙 Alastor and Vox: Climbing the Ladder
🖤 Rosie: Fire Lily
🖤 Carmilla Carmine: Love at First Meeting
💙 Vaggie: Bolt Spear
💙 Vox: Cameras and TVs
🖤 Husk: Dolling Up
🖤 Husk: Glass Barfly
🖤 Husk: Daddy’s Little Girl
💛 Emily: Counting Sheep
❤️ Alastor: Three Glowing Candles
💛 Charlie: Balloon Soul
🖤 Husk: Pootie-Kitty
🖤🩷 Husk and Angel Dust: Growing Up
❤️🩷💛 Alastor, Velvette and Emily: Mirage Mind
❤️ Alastor: Yin and Yang, Light and Dark
🖤❤️💙 Husk, Cherri and Vox: Pink Shoes
💛 Adam: Stem of the Apple
❤️🖤 Alastor and Rosie: Blood Spill
💚💙 Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: Ruby in the Rough
❤️ Alastor: Picking Favourites
❤️ Alastor: A Little Game
❤️ Blitzø: Guns & Volleyballs
🖤 Husk: Precious Kitten
❤️Alastor: Rose Drop
❤️ Alastor: Staying Here
❤️ Alastor: Fresh Meat
❤️ Alastor: Rainbow Irises
❤️ Alastor: Old Habits, Never Die
❤️ Alastor: Diamond Trio
💙 Vox: Vampire Canine
❤️ Alastor: Rabbitfoot
❤️ Alastor: Lies and Deception
❤️ Alastor: Little Mistake
❤️❤️🖤 Alastor, Lucifer and Husk: Wildcard
❤️ Alastor: Smile, My Dear
❤️💙🩷 Alastor, Vox and Velvette: Getting Over It
❤️ Alastor: Crystal Heart
❤️ Alastor: Beauty from Within
❤️ Alastor: Blood Draw
❤️ Alastor: Shopping Trip
❤️ Alastor: All the More Demons
❤️ Alastor: Follow Me
❤️ Alastor: Mischievous Rumours
❤️ Alastor: the Prey and the Predator
❤️ Alastor: Redemption Path
❤️ Alastor: Chaotic I.M.P
❤️ Alastor: Night & Day
❤️ Alastor: Reaching Out
❤️ Alastor: Hell’s Angel
❤️ Alastor: Hopping Little Heart
Here is the first temple of this blog’s lengthy Masterlist~ Masterlist #2
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