#reader x shadow milk cookie

[shmolish]

Shadow Milk x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Implied Swearing (?) Not proof read

-Rainy Day Shenanigans-

What is one supposed to do on a rainy day?

Sleep in? Play games? Read?

According to Shadow Milk Cookie, it's clinging to your lover.

"I'm not clingy, I'm conserving body heat."

His arms wrapped around your waist, and he'd hold you close to him.

"The only one cold here is you," You'd respond.

"Okay, what's your point?"

You'd sigh.

There's no reasoning with him.

But oh well. It's not that bad.

"Oh! We should bake something!" He would suggest out of the blue.

"What- Why?"

"Come on, it'll be fun!"

Shadow Milk Cookie took hold of your hand and dragged you into the kitchen.

You had just cleaned the counter earlier, so it was pristine with a white glow.

That wasn't going to last very long.

"So, what do we plan on making today?" You asked him.

"A cake!"

"You know neither one of us know how to bake, right?"

"Yeah but how hard can it be? We get the recipe and do the things. Easy."

He found an easy enough recipe and started to collect ingredients around your house.

"This is everything!"

Flour, eggs, milk, vanilla extract, sugar, butter, and baking powder.

"Okay, what do we do first?" You asked.

Both of you went through each of the steps, measuring and adding ingredients.

Sure, it was messy, but things weren't that bad..

...

"MILK WHAT TEMPERATURE DID YOU SET IT TO?"

"3,500?"

"WHAT THE F-"

So yeah. That happened.

The cake came out as a pile of ash.

"Um, ta-da?" He smiled at you awkwardly.

"You were supposed to set it to 350, not 3,500," you said while glaring at the 'cake'.

"Oops! My bad..." He nuzzled his head into the crook of your neck.

"But at least I failed with my most beloved~"

He kissed your neck softly, snaking arms around your waist.

"So cooking isn't realy our thing. Wanna play games instead?"

"I guess-"

《☆》

"Go fish."

You rolled your eyes and drew another card from the pile.

"Do you have a seven of hearts?"

You handed him your card. This is the tenth match he's had this game.

"Are you cheating?" You'd ask with a skeptical look.

"No, you're just bad."

"I'm am not. This game is basically luck based."

"Okay, whatever. Do you have a king of spades?"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, love," he said with a grin.

"Go fish!"

...

"I want a rematch! I can definitely win this time."

You played ten rounds with him, and only won two.

Each time he'd snicker at you, and give you that cheeky grin.

"Doll, I admire your persistence. Really, I do. I just think we should try something else..."

"Like what?"

"Like watching a movie. That way I can hold you close to me, and admire you."

"So you don't really care about the movie then?"

"I mean, I do care about it. Just not as much as I care about you. There's nothing I care more about that you, dove."

You couldn't help the slight blush on your face.

You couldn't help the way your heart churned.

How had you gotten so lucky?

"Now come on, I wanna hold you!"

Shadow Milk Cookie would pick you up in his arms and place you down onto the couch, where he spent his time wrapping his arms around you, and giving you his affection.

A random movie played in the background, but to him, you were much more entertaining.

"I love you," he cooed.

"I love you too," You'd respond.

《☆》 Fin

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[brittle-doughie]

Shadow Milk looks so done with Pure Vanilla, like he’s the EX who’s not impressed by your new one.

“My my, handsome/beautiful! I didn’t know that you’d get yourself hooked with such a BORE!”

“Is this LIAR really who you left me for?”

“If I had known you’d get with the next cookie bearing my virtue and riddling your head with lies, I’d have escaped that cage LONG AGO!”

“How about the others, my dear? Hm? Have they been cast aside by these liars you’ve gotten yourself with?

“Have they corrupted your head with their foul IDOICY that made you forget who your REAL loves are?”

“Leave them alone! If they don’t wish to be with you or the other Beasts, it is their decision to make!”

“HA HA HA! You think you’re better than ME?! I’ve seen their purest smiles! Their happiest of moods! It’s only when those ROTTEN WITCHES got in the way…that you decided to take my place….”

“May you burn up in the oven as I’ll have Y/N Cookie in my arms….!”

“You’re not getting by me.”

#brittle answers #cookie run x you #cookie run x reader #cr x reader #cookie run #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom #cookie run kingdom x reader #cr kingdom #pure vanilla cookie x reader #pure vanilla cookie #yandere shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie x reader

[snail-noodle]

Lovestruck shadow milk cookie, my beloved 🥰💌

#this one's for all the shadow milk cookie x reader crowd #self ship #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run kingdom x reader #crk x reader #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie x reader

[honey-milk-depresso]

could i request stardust, licorice, and shadow milk cookie with a reader that's smaller than them?,, thank you,,,

Take note that Shadow Milk Cookie just appeared recently as a cutscene, so for him it might be a little OOC.

CRK with an s/o smaller than them

Stardust Cookie

I think there’s plenty of cookies smaller than him, but you make it even more so. Like you’re just tiny around him.

And then he floats??? Sometimes you have to puff up your cheeks a little to tell him how unfair he’s being right now to which he blushes slightly and chuckled quietly, slowly descending down on his two crispy feet again.

He likes how small you are, that he can wrap his cape around you and bring you into a hug from behind. He just has this urge to protect you from all the harms of the Galaxy. Literally.

Stardust likes to hug you often, your small size allowing him to do so easily and he feels like he can love you properly while you’re in this size. He genuinely thinks your short stature is adorable and what makes you beautiful in his eyes.

Overall, Stardust is a simp for you- <3

Licorice Cookie

Shorter than him you say? He has an above average height for a cookie, so there’s plenty of cookies shorter than him. But you make the greatest armrest for him.

He teased you incessantly to no end about your height, always putting stuff off the top shelf on purpose like the little shit he is so you would come running for his help to grab it for you, or pretending he can’t see you while you’re literally right next to him.

Although, the moment YOU get teased by someone else for being short, he’s after them with his Licorice servants coming after them and make them regret ever teasing you about your height! Only HE can do that (hypocrite-)!

Licorice is pretty protective of you since your so short, usually having at least one or two of his Licorice servants around to stay on guard for you, like your tiny chewy bodyguards.

That’s your protective, hypocritical cookie for you. <3

Shadow Milk Cookie

You thought Licorice was a nuisance in teasing you about your short height? Well Shadow Milk Cookie is a complete BASTARD, LITTLE SHIT OF THE CENTURY.

He will tease you relentlessly with every nickname related to your short stature: shortcake, shortbread, little muffin, mustard seed, he is a menace. Puts things on the high shelf WHILE you’re trying to reach for your things and his lanky and tall ass height makes you become his armrest tenfold.

But like Licorice, if anyone else teases your height… oh boy, oh boy will they get it. He will reign overly unnecessary chaos to them that you kinda have to stop him. This cookie has the audacity to then get all whiney and sulky about how that cookie was mean when he does the same thing, making him an even bigger hypocrite.

Overall, he’s the biggest hypocrite you’ve ever met but he’s your hypocrite. <3

Reblogs help! ^^

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[dedfly]

Charming...

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[phoenix-bleh]

Wow! beautifully done, or you can do the same thing, only together with y/n cookies, where they hug pure vanilla cookies and milk cookies with shadows in the middle, if you want, you can depict how they are both jealous of y/n cookies to each other. Have a nice day and get more rest. See you later.🤗

Im guessing this was from when I put them in casual clothing

Decided to change your idea a bit and just have Pure Vanilla be a snarky lil bastard<3 have a nice day!

#crk x reader #shadow milk cookie x reader #cookie run kingdom #crk #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla cookie x reader

[mxximax]

I like to draw shadow milk cookie

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[sei-cookie]

Inspired by this post by @brittle-doughie

#oc x canon (lol) #crk #cookie run #cookie run: kingdom #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie x reader #sweet biscuit cookie (oc) #crk x reader #cookie run x reader

[brimurry]

Shadow milk cookie headcannons

Edit: feel free to make requests in the comments, I'm almost done with school so I can continue writing now)

he doesn't speak much, but when he does its usually with you. His voice was deep and kinda raspy, yet comforting and soft at the same time.

His main ways of showing affection is gift giving and physical touch. The reason why i put physical touch is because with how much chaos he causes on a daily, the only physically touch he gets is violence.

Which brings us to the next head cannon! When he's fighting, he gets hurt a decent amount so you usually help him by healing him. He has a soft spot for these moments.

Looks scary, is scary, A softy for you. You could put flowers in his hair and he wouldn't take them out until they wilted or you took them out. Though if anyone else tries to even get close to him, he'll hiss and slap their hand away like a cat.

A personal head cannon i have is that he's a cat person

He likes watching other cookies live their lives, only for him to ruin it.

His hugs are tight and his kisses are passionate, with the lack of affection he gets

He has alot of FreeTime cause he forces the people that take his time to go away so he can spend it with you.

Hes secretly male wife material, but don't tell the other cookies ☆（ゝ‿∂）

He runs on the colder side, so he's perfect to cuddle in the summer

He lets you play with his hair

He gets flustered when you compliment his eyes

Heavily protective, cause of how much drama he causes, hes scared they're gonna go after you

If you get injured, hes instantly gonna think someone did it and won't stop until you tell him otherwise.

Hes fond of holding your hand during pda

#Shadow milk cookie #Shadow milk cookie x reader #Cookie run kingdom x reader #crk #Crk x reader #god he's so hot #x reader #Cookie run #Dev sisters

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Your Voice

Inspired by @average-crk-enjoyer

Part 1

Hardly anymore do you leave the Silver Tree. Only rarely you did, when a young Faeire Cookie, Silverbell Cookie, you believed, would bring you food at the behest of your successor, Elder Faeire Cookie.

"Silver Faeire Cookie?" A soft voice called.

Well, speak of the Beast and it shall appear.

You gently removed your forehead from the bark of the tree. "Silverbell Cookie," you gently greeted him. You turned your head, eyes tired. "I don't think its time yet for you to bring my meal."

The younger Cookie seemed hesitant at that before he spoke, "Elder Faeire Cookie sent me to check on you. He said that he was worried about you.. That you get very sad during this time of the year."

You gave a small, bittersweet smile. "Yes, I.. do tend to. Just.. memories and old feelings, you see."

Silverbell Cookie flew over to you before gently landing. He looked up at you, curious. "Did you lose someone during the first sealing?"

You hesitated before nodding. You couldn't find it in your heart to be upset with him for approaching the tree or you so easily. "I did. Multiple Cookies, little one. They were dear friends.."

"The best ones I could have ever asked for."

Shadow Milk Cookie couldn't help a small snort at that, resting his head against the inside of the tree's bark. Shadows swirled around him, his power contained.

He could hear you the clearest, your voice evident throughout the years and years of imprisonment. You were always apologizing, wishing things could be different.

Shadow Milk Cookie never knew what to feel. Angry? Upset? Betrayed? He didn't know because he could tell you were genuinely sorry.

So he makes himself comfortable and listens to your voice as you talk. Anything to be close to you again.

#crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #shadow milk cookie x reader #cosmos constellations

[cookierunauprompts]

Not a Prompt, but rather Shadow Milk Cookie headcanons

First off, literally all of these are x reader headcanons because unfortunately i love this jester bastard.

He calls you his 'Little Star', one because you're the star of his life, his most prized actor, and two because... Well, you're just so tiny compared to him!

Speaking of size he loves flaunting how huge he is compared to you, constantly picking you up when seeking your attention, smothering you with giant kisses, looming over you- You get the idea.

For your own safety, he keeps you in a tower far away from the mayhem he likes to cause. Plus, it has a balcony so that you two can be at eye level without him having to constantly hold you up to his face.

Oh? You think he can remain composed after each time you get to initiate affection? Sure it seems like that on the outside but once he's far enough away he's immediately kicking his legs like a school girl and screaming into his hands. You're just so cute like that! How can he not fawn over you?

Sure, he's crazy, but you might be crazy too for still loving him even after his corruption.

... You miss him, a lot. Why couldn't the witches have also sealed you?

....

Even before his corruption, Shadow Milk Cookie had always been a bit mischievous. Though it was more light hearted teasing and pranks compared to... well, making cookies fight each other for his own entertainment.

And... that's pretty much all of them! hope you enjoyed!

#shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie x reader #cookie run x reader #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #beast yeast #are these potentially out of character? Maybe #i don't really care tho. anyways hehe silly jester man #not a prompt

[brittle-doughie]

Thinking about the acient Y/N cookie

Imagine a Y/N cookie who was part of the first 5 cookies who were baked But this Y/N was the only one who didn't get corrupted by their powers.

Final Days (The Five Beasts)

Granted power by your Creator and tasked to bring your corrupted friends back here wasn’t the hard part…

The hard part was watching them get imprisoned, hearing their pained protests and anguish. It was hard bringing them all to one place and even harder to not fall to each of their temptations..

Mystic Flour didn’t understand why you felt the need to protect such fragile cookies, cookies that can disintegrate into nothing with just a motion of her hand. Why bother spending a fraction of your power for these helpless little things…

Silent Salt couldn’t bring themself to raise their sword towards you, someone they called a friend even after having fallen to darkness. They just didn’t get it, why you cared for these weak pieces of dough….

Eternal Sugar was the most in denial above the rest. She didn’t understand why this was happening, you had to be under someone’s control to do this to her! She thought you loved her! She’ll cry out to you as the chains enveloped her prison, to please look at her, she needs to see your face, your eyes! She weakly cries as you leave her prison, at least tell her that…you…you….

You stood up for those little cookies against him?! Red Spice is trying to rack his brain for any kind of rationalization to your choice and can’t seem to find any! He never thought the day to raise his weapon against you would be now of all times, didn’t do him any good if he’s now stuck here!

The staredown before you and Shadow Milk as his prison traps him in, his hands struggling to keep the bars apart. This was the route you chose?! Why?! It could’ve been you and him, playing the weak cookies beneath you like fiddles, having them dance to your tune! You put those frail pieces of dough before HIM?!

And yet….none of them could bring themselves to hate you for this.

They couldn’t….

———————————————————————

You…don’t really hold onto your power nowadays..less you might end up becoming just like them. It pains you to be dishonest about your capabilities, but..you try to chalk it up as being for the best. Especially in current day.

“Y/N Cookie! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the time of the expedition is today! Are you ready to join us?”

You chuckle to him as you finish up prepping your gear, stating that you’ll be with him and the others in a minute!

You wished you never had to go back to Beast Yeast again, but…if it meant possibly finding..her…then so be it!

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[snail-noodle]

"my my my... what do we have here?"

you shivered in fear at the gigantic being before you. you and your cookie friends had tried your best to seal the rift in the tree with white lily cookie. however, your actions proved pointless. white lily cookie's powers were still too weak and your time had run out. you all watched in horror at the towering cookie grinning down from above.

"it's been so long since we've seen new faces! we were starting to get bored being by ourselves in here..." shadow milk cookie smirked as he took a look at each cookie standing before him. when his eyes had reached you, his gaze stayed far more longer on you than the others. you trembled from his piercing stare, a small whimper escaping from your lips as you backed away and hid yourself behind pure vanilla cookie.

shadow milk cookie chortled at the pathetic display. "Oh, how I have missed the faces of fear from you cookies! Never gets old!" now that the rift had opened big enough for him to pass through, shadow milk cookie stepped out of the silver tree that had kept him and the others imprisoned for so long. the smaller cookies screamed in terror as they scrambled to get out of his way. every footstep he took practically shook the earthbread beneath their feet.

"pure vanilla cookie!" fear clouded your mind as you tugged your leader's arm in desperation. "what are we going to do?!" anxiety gripped your heart when he hesitated to think of a solution. one of the most powerful beings in all of cookiekind has just been unleashed and is ready to bring chaos to the world once more. just how on earthbread will any cookie be able to stop such beasts?

before pure vanilla cookie could even think of an answer, you cried out in alarm as you were suddenly lifted into the air. the other cookies screamed your name as you watched their forms grow smaller and smaller. you gasped as you were face to face with the grinning jester.

"what a cute little cookie you are." he eagerly examined you as if he were a child that had been given a new toy, turning you this way and that. "it's been ages since i had a little pet to dote on. you'll make a fine addition to my collection!" your mind raced as you tried to understand what you have just heard. a collection? a pet to dote on? what on-?!

your thoughts were interrupted as you heard a snap of... fingers? confused, you found yourself locked inside some sort of bird cage; the bars were thick enough to keep you from escaping. shadow milk cookie cooed as he watched you attempt to break free. "no-!" you tugged and pulled at the bars keeping you in.

"no! y-you can't keep me in here! Please!" you cried out to him in desperation. shadow milk cookie only giggled and shook his head, "ah, ah, ah! you're staying right by my side, my little cookie." you shuddered in fear as he began to summon his powers once more. shadows seeped out from your surroundings and from his body. multiple cold blue eyes stared at you and the cookies still down below.

"now, my dear..." with a clap of his hands, monsters of every kind stepped out from the shadows, ready to obey their master. with a manic grin, shadow milk cookie spread his arms out in grandeur to the cookies below. with a perfect view from above, you could only watch in horror as your friends were surrounded at every side by monsters of different sizes.

"let the show begin!"

#i believe in giant fallen heroes #just imagine them actually being much larger than normal cookies #anyway yeah i want to smooch the jester #this is short but i do plan on writing more; possibly make longer fics #just need some motivation aaaaa #not really a canon x self #but it could lead into it... hmmmmm #anywayyy enoyyyyyy :] #shadow milk cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie x reader #crk #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #fanfiction #selfshipping

[djljpanda]

Imagine the fallen hero’s / The beast fighting for you attention

They all have respect for each other but when it comes down to you, you are their everything

They would try and one up each other by showing you their talents. They would take you with them as they made civilizations.

Would get really upset when your attention is off them. Might make faces to that cookie but when you turn back to them they look like the sweetest cookies.

Even when they all went to the dark side the obsession for you only grew as they can’t let you go. Their hearts would break you watched them get sealed away but they could never really hate you.

So if they ever do break out of the seals the first thing they will do is look for you, the love of their lives.

#cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run x you #cookie run kingdom #cookie run x reader #shadow milk cookie #eternal sugar cookie #silent salt cookie #burning spice cookie #mystic flour cookie #fallen hero’s #Crk fallen hero’s #Crk beast-yeast #cookie reader #imagine #cookie run imagine #crk x reader

[hugemilkshake]

-romantic or platonic scenario-

“My my my Elder Faerie! I didn’t know you had such charming puppets!~” the beast snickered as the faerie glared at him.

“You should relinquish them this instant Shadow Milk Cookie.” “Hmmm… nope!~ I think I’ll play with them a little longer!” Elder Faerie felt anger from the beasts taunts… sealing the beast away again would be worth it if that meant Y/N Cookie was safe from this monster

#crk #cookie run #crk x reader #elder faerie cookie #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #mmmmmm puppet reader.

[phoenix-bleh]

Hurray! I am very glad that the requests are open ^^ um, I would like to order a y/n drawing in the form of a girl and if you don't mind, I would like to see a Pure Vanilla Cookie girl and a Shadow Milk girl arguing who should spend the day with a y/n girl while she just calmly goes home, apparently realizing that in the near future She won 't have time to walk 😅 I hope that you will like the idea of This drawing and why are they in the form of girls, 🤔ask? Because they came out just great! ^^

They got some serious beef with each other

also thanks for the compliment ^^

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