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thatdeadaquarius · 1 month

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Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)

(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;

clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao

(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)

(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)

Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO

every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day

ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around

Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭

Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol

u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀

(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)

Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time

its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.

if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO

he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-

Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you

if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao

she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u

she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho

Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰

Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao

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...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY

(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)

(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)

(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)

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again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)

ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭

hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')

Safe Travels Kai,

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canonically47 · 4 months

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didja see the first All Stars ep yet?

yes!! i really liked it, fiore and yul’s exchange was hilarious and i literally screamed when alec and grett came on screen, i missed them so much. aiden and james are so fun and bounce off each other so well. also, i need gabellie + tess friendship in this season. better yet, tellabby polyam relationship 😌 also... tomjake... please do not get back together. if you haven’t communicated these past two years at ALL and neither of you (OR MIRIAM???) tried to reach out... at this point just call your whole relationship off. you are not meant to be, romantically or otherwise. just boot jake or tom first, i am tired of dealing with them

i’m rooting for the blue team the hardest. ngl they could all make it to merge and i stand by that. i’m looking forward to seeing their interactions. the other teams contain characters i don’t really care about and some i really love (alec, grett and fiore <333 ...yul, ashley, connor, riya <<<) so i have mixed feelings on them. also yul now also being homophobic beside racist is not the funny haha joke i think they were aiming for, or i guess i’m not the target audience for it

i’m also happy to see the improvement in some of the sound quality and acting. aiden, tom, alec, fiore all still sound great in both of those. james got a new mic but i still feel like he doesn’t express the right emotion in some scenes, i’m hoping that will change. ally got a new actress! i really like her! but i swear to god that as soon as ally and hunter start fighting and not communicating they will be shoved to the very bottom of my list. those two are already annoying me, and more than tomjake, if that was even possible

i like ellie more already this season. her outfit encaptulates her personality better, she is more confident, she’s attending uni woohoo! also she is the nastiest bitch ever and i LOVE HER for it. yeah girl drag alec and ashley through the dirt, how they are so annoying is beyond me too! (i love alec but i agree so much with ellie WHY DID BRO DROP THAT ON FIORE LMFAO)

anyways again, blue team are my saviours, maybe except tom but i feel like he is less in the wrong than jake. he deserves to take a break from dating. and jake should’ve gotten a therapist with miriam’s money cause girl 💀 you are 26 you better act like it

i really wanted nick, kai or rosa maria back :< i feel like ashley wasn’t as fun as nick could’ve been, and like, seriously who the hell wants connor here, just bring back someone more relevant. i’m sure everyone will get a chance in the spotlight tho, i trust ONC know what they’re doing, i just like some characters better than others

DEREK AND TREVOR I MISSED YOUUUUUUU <333 nina go back to whatever demon spawn you crawled out of. she was my least favorite running gag of s2 and i am so tired of her already she is literally not even funny 😞 KRISTAL AND OLIVER GETTING ALONG THAT’S RIGHT also EMILY!! kind of a queen idk guys.. i like her

i am so excited to see these people in action i am bouncing off the walls

#disventure camp #disventure camp all stars #dcas #campamento desventura #odd nation cartoons

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johnnys-breastmilk · 5 months

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Wally anon: omggg you keep getting sabotaged 😫

You know he's strong enough with him being the only killer pulling single duty 👀 Yupppp, exactly. 5 I respect more cause it felt like it was trying. to be Scream more than 6 but at the same time it's soooo funny how obsessed with TLJ when it makes the very same mistakes as TFA/JW in terms of ~reboots made years after the fact trying hard. to recapture the OG while not doing enough new by itself~ & that is something 4 directly. commented on before those kinds of movies even existed. 😶 Works for me cause I have suchhh a thing for Quaid, you have no idea. 🥴 Ugh, I know. Her activity literally doesn't make sense without the lesbian aspect, not to mention how. much more significant it would've been to have Tara as Sam's whole ass sister being a lesbian instead of just, once again, making the queer character the comic relief. 💀 Especially. when Sam thinks the last killer is Mindy like avshdd bad writing fr. But it's cause 5/6 reallyyyy do not go crazy fast trying to balance the characters/plot like the others, but particularly 1/2 do. Like nearly everyyyy single character is introduced, 3 people are dead, AND Sidney is attacked before the 40 minute mark in 2 but 5/6 completely draaaag their feet with bringing the ~legacies~ back & because they have such slow first acts, Vince + Dr. Stone have nearly identical quick death scenes trying to remind the audience that, yes characters die in these, but the quickness renders both characters entirely useless. 😕 Yupyupyup, I'm absolutely right there with you. I give it just. an ever so slight pass in H20 since it leans into the sibling dynamic & the ~reaching out for his hand while he's pinned by the ambulance~ (cause we do NOT validate Res's existence ❌️❌️❌️) cause it's a moment that feels extremely emotional to me. But, for the most part, I'm right there with you on keeping the eyes black (cause you know you can't reason with him when he's abusing your hole & breathing heavy & shit) I do recall Ends was going to play off of that theory at some point, but they changed their minds. 🫣 Oh, no, please continue cause Josh Hartnett in those 90s movies was suchhhh a gay awakening for me, haircut be damned.

(Makes a lot of sense cause that was exactly me when Garfield's movies started & I was still making sense of my sexuality) Of course @ not quite having the same degree of attachment. It's all about when things precisely come into our lives in those defining moments. 👍 agdjd you throwing Tobey into the trash (I can't speak much to Insomniac with my limited gaming experience). 😭 Yupyupyup, I feel very similarly on their bodies. Obviously never turning down Tom when he looks like that 🤤 but Andrew probably had the most "accurate" body type for Peter. Oh, share away. Give into your obsession cause it can likely lead to some prime, self-indulgent results. You'd be lucky he has you stuck up there with his ectoplasm or you'd be falling all over yourself from the sheer force of it. 😮‍💨

(yuppp, you get it. It's you that'll barely be able to speak from all of the attention) And Wally in particular will not be denied your 🥛

Yup, exactly. Truly was doing people dirty that whole movie. 😔 Mhmmmm. It's insane they got someone as good as RDJ cause the writing on its own sure wasn't rising to the occasion. I feel the same way @ selfish. Some of my fav fictional characters skew towards the selfish side cause they're so upfront & unapologetic about it, but the flip flop, insecure handling with Tony was just exhausting to watch circle the drain over & over. 🙄 Yuppp @ fumbled. It's honestly shocking how. much I genuinely like CW with the lengths it goes to, but it goes to show how much I'm a slut for Steve even after all this time. 🫡 (ughhhh him in the beard is his hottest look fr & they should've kept it for Endgame 😮‍💨) But, yup, CW it's perfectly fine as a way to introduce Peter, but jesusss in Homecoming & beyond. It gets to the point where it starts feeling infantalizing instead of just. remaining ~a cute fanboy who also fights crime~ because why can't THE Spiderman function without a constant reminder of Tony when Peter was. Spiderman before he even knew him. 🫤 (Oh, that's insane. I know RDJ is/was a big deal atp in the MCU, but if you're trying thatttt hard to force Tony in where he doesn't belong, I think priorities should've been reevaluated) omg, I know. Like, I can respect an age gap to a certain degree (Steve & Peter have wildly more chemistry in their CW interactions than he ever does with Tony afsd), but that's one of those ships that reallyyyy rubs me the wrong way because the aforementioned infantilization. Honestly, real @ Mysterio (cause Gyllenhaal is hot as hellllll 🥴).

Uh oh @ not the best, but thank youuu ♥️ The reveal about ~you know who~ is particularly devastating cause I think she would've genuinely started to move on had that. not happened. 💔 If you can even handle all of it cause some of it might end up all over your face. 🫣

As to be expected @ fluff/angst. Happy to hear it's bringing itself along cause I know you were a little blocked the other day. 👍 But alright alright, lemme see. I think if your instincts are telling to you skew into a weider direction, you should follow that, especially knowing everything we've been discussing. 🫣 But I know praise would be a major. thing here cause the fluff/angst, probably a little of the size stuff/him unable to keep his hands off the reader, & really anything you're feeling strong about. 🤭

Exactly, he’s sooo🤭 doing it all by himself. He’s a single mom working two jobs basically. And yeah, 5 has the benefit of bringing it into a new era, and re-introducing it to people who never saw the original (idk how but i’m sure some people didn’t.) 4 was just so good… it makes me sad it was around the curve before everyone else started their reboots. Yesss Mindy got so betrayed by being the “haha gay funny character” that she was made into. It would’ve been so much better (and an even better callback) to have both of the killers be dating people in the main cast like Stu and Billy were. I mean Sam + Tara are attacked sort of early in 6 (the gas station? scene is pretty early into the movie) but imo it doesn’t feel tense enough… and their way of making ghostface scary is by having him brandish a gun? Uh… okay😭 Way to not stay true to the character using a knife I guess. Yeah I can see the eyes in the mask being crucial to having him convey more emotion, since he’s silent and all and they were going for more of a Scream-like reboot. (so true about being railed by him with the black eye holes. it makes it hotter what can i say… there’s nothing to reason with except that massive dick..) Ends was just… such a let down it’s crazy😪 I didn’t hate it but it’s so slow and not enough Michael. He’s just stuck in the sewer like all movie until the end sksksj (I’ll continue because he’s sooo🤭 I’m so happy he survived but that we never got to see him in the h20 sequel😭)

(Yeah, Andrew’s came out a little too early for me to really understand or remember watching movies.. 2012… I would’ve been 8 or 9? So yeah, a little too young to really resonate with him. But Tom’s Peter a few years later coming out at around the same age as me, then each movie he’s bumped up a year or two so we were kinda twinning for a while lmaooo) Still love Garfield’s the most for being the most accurate Peter, but I know I’d resonate more with Tom’s. Tobey is just so… not it. I’m sorry, but Sam Raimi didn’t do good with the Spiderman movies and most people rank them pretty low on the list now that nostalgia seems to have worn off. There’s no real redeeming factor to them (aside from some slight horror elements in 3 with venom that are pretty good) Insomniacs is sooo good I love him. He’s like a nerdy adult in that game but idc. Let him be childish and a crime-fighting spider at 28 years old sksjsj. Uhhh if I gave into the obsession we’d be here all day… but Tom’s Peter using his suit gadgets on himself and I know he gets treated as the “whore” of the team in fics… they may not be wrong sksj👀 Oh exactly… man he’s sounding really sticky. Are we sure Wally isn’t spider-man too?? Jkjk

Wally wanting to see you become a mess at his work (not from the guy under you) and milk you of all that cum, letting it hit him and your torso and all🫣

Yeah the writers definitely didn’t know what to do with Tony and it showed. Glad he’s finally got an ending and death so that we don’t have to see it again (but then FFH just reminded us of him the whole damn movie.) So true @ the slur for Steve. He may be built the a dorito but i’ll be the seasoning on the chip🫡 Steve’s probably my second favorite character in all of the MCU (men named steve>>>) with the first constantly changing based on where the movies go. But Steve stays in second and i’m just such a slut for him (it’s criminal i’ve only written one fic for him…) i like his endgame look being a combination of the longer hair with a clean shave, it looks nice but the beard was just the extra layer to make it even better. And you’re so right @ infantilizing. It really showed itself in the fandom, too. I don’t mind that Peter’s a fan or excited to join the Avenger’s but you’re so right about him not being able to function once meeting Tony. I think it’s fine-ish in Homecoming (mostly because I like when Peter needs to realize that he can’t just be a fanboy or use his role as Spider-Man for something flashy. It gave me false hope that HC was preparing to send him off on his own, and that Tony’s inclusion was maybe to help sell the movie itself? Like, they didn’t want it to flop, and this is a much better cameo/inclusion than later movies sooo.) But no, we still got childish Peter in IW for most of the movie (the only good scene showing his naive side is the very end when he’s hugging Tony and saying he doesn’t want to go. The only time i’d accept him doing that because i’d be scared too if I watched like several other people vanish and thought it was about to happen to me.) And then Tony is the main plot device in FFH, and his inventions are integral in NWH when Peter creates the “cures.” Yeah I would rather see Steve/Peter because they actually had some respect for each other in CW, more than Tony ever gave him. Spiderio shipper for lifeee🤭 Jake and Tom are such a good pairing and the manipulation works because he’s not painted to be the good guy!! (cough cough Tony cough cough) and they have more chemistry + Peter using Mysterio’s tech to live out wild fantasies then Mysterio making them come true heloooo

Exactly when she got shown the video and they were in it… I was so sad. The whole reveal had me like “go get that payback girl!!” because i knew she had something planned for him. The scene with the daughter is great too, so tense. Aand there’s a lot that hits your face.. not just a few drops🤭

Yesss i think im almost at 6k without smut if i remember correctly… so I just need to write the smut then it’s all set! All of that sounds good, so I’ll see about writing it in a bit and let you know if there are any issues🫡🫡

#wally clark

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helmort · 6 months

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🎃𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗺, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗶, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱🎃

Nobody knew the man's name, but he had a way about him, a way that suggested he'd seen things, things that made him important enough to access the most guarded secrets and speak to the most powerful people. They said he had an audience with three of the most influential figures in the world of faith: a Bishop in Italy, a Rabbi in Israel, and an Imam in Iran. These were the puppeteers, the shadowy figures who pulled the strings behind Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. But I know what you're thinking. The Pope, famous Rabbis, and Imams, they run the show, right? Wrong. Behind the scenes, these three held the keys to shape the destinies of millions of believers on this rock we call Earth.

On a fateful day, the man visited them, one after the other, his face a mask of worry and fear. He pleaded, "I've got proof that they're coming, that the end is near, within months. I know when it's happening. Please, in the name of your faith, spread the word. Save them, before it's too late!" The Bishop chuckled, dismissing the man, saying, "Throughout the Catholic Church's long history, we've seen countless like you. Go away now; I have more pressing matters." The Rabbi was less patient, swiftly kicking the man out after just a couple of words. The Imam, though, had a more practical approach. He called for assistance, and after a series of slaps, the strange man was thrown out.

As the last conversation ended, the man surveyed the city. He muttered to himself, "I tried to save them. I reached out to the most important people of this ignorant species. They don't even know who the Krutha are." With those words, the man was enveloped by a beam of light and vanished into the sky.

The next month, Earth vanished from the galaxy, humanity erased entirely. The Krutha, enormous alien beings, larger than suns, consumed the planet with their tentacles. They devoured it, just as we'd devour an apple.

Watching the destruction from their spaceship, one alien asked, "Why didn't you attempt to communicate with their scientists or politicians?" The other alien replied, gesturing towards the Krutha's tentacles, "On Earth, politicians served corporations, not their constituents. As for scientists, no one ever paid heed to them. Humans never had faith in vaccines or climate change. Just imagine if they actually believed in something like this monster… Only religions can force primitives to believe in monsters."

💀☠️💀☠️💀

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swiftwriterr · 9 months

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GET TO KNOW ME~

I am 19 years old, an ENFP, Scorpio. My favorite colors are teal, salmon and yellow. Even though I am this old I still watch cartoon shows and my favorite ones are the following: Hilda, Loud House and Harvey Beaks. Currently living in the PH and dreaming to be a future graphic novelist. I love love love writing stories and drawing illustration, so why not combined both right? (But currently taking a Computer related course cause I have to be practical huhu *insert poor noises*) That's why I am hoping na I could still use my so-called-'skills' even if in this way.

When I was a child, I remember myself always fascinated by drawings and illustrations especially the 2D one. There is something about that art na you can connect with them just by looking at it with using stroke of lines. As you can tell my lines are a little wobbly, its because I used free apps only such as Ibis paint and sketch app (+ using my fingers only to draw). I know na my art is not that great but this is all I can with the resources I have right now. Important thing is that I still get to draw, I love what I am doing and I share my art with the world.

As you can see I am a certified Taylor Swift fan (hence my name lol) I became an official "you guys" since Lover era but I am an avid listener since 2012 (pls bare with me I am only 9 that time 💀). Comment a heart if you're a fan too and if not, that's okay~ everyone is welcome here 😜❤ Mind you, this page will not revolved only around being a TS fan though, I will share mostly relatable memes and other fun stuffs. If you luv my art style and you've got the time please supporttt (only if you want though❤) its free and it will help me a lot in future to reach more audience.

I am hoping this will be the start. (OMG I AM WRITING THIS AND TAY JUST ANNOUNCED THE 1989 TV AHH) 1989 is my fave btw 😜💅

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awda · 2 years

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+18 Sexual Mars Persona chart Observations part two

Hi muerte babys 🖤

I’m so happy that you guys enjoyed my last Mars persona chart observations post! Ya really blew that post up fr, words can’t explain how grateful I am to have you all supporting me 🥰

Comment what other planet persona chart ya want me to observe, I plan on doing another Sexual astrology observations post but I wanna switch it up once it a while

Okayyy without further do, I hope ya enjoy part two ✨

10H MOON

These individuals aren’t afraid to moan their partners name out loud 😏 They’re the type to get turned on from talking during sex, but not communicate a lot outside of sex. These people aren’t afraid to say their actual emotions about the sex, if they enjoy it they’ll let you know they did, and if they don’t they’ll let you know they didn’t. Especially if this placement is at a Gemini degree whew 😩 Get ready cause these individuals are chatter boxes in bed 🗣🗣🗣

12H MOON

Mfs with this placement most likely have make up sex with exes. Listen, if the sex is good to a person with this placement, and for some reason the relationship/connection doesn’t workout, just know this individual is going to find their way back to you sexually. They also don’t usually get their feelings involved with sex. They’ll have sex with someone and keep a poker face, these individuals like to please themselves more than the partner. (Doesn’t make people with this placement a bad person, they just enjoy pleasing themselves during sex rather than the partner, and some couples are fine with one sided sex)

8H MARS

LMFAOOOOO YO, PEOPLE W THIS PLACEMENT LITERALLY GO THROUGH THAT LIL DEATH FEELING DURING ORGASMING. Like yk how you’re orgasming and your vision turns fully white and you can’t see or move, because if you do the tension will just increase? Like Ik I’m not the only one who goes through a mini death cycle during orgasming 💀 They’ll literally not talk to you during them orgasming and don’t you dare try to talk them through their orgasm because: 1.) They can’t hear or see you, they’re literally going their that lil death cycle 2.) They’ll be mad at you after, because their tension will be increased from you trying to please them more 😭 These individuals are the type to curl their toes, or push their chest all the way up when they’re orgasming, because they can’t handle all of the pleasure at once

3H CHIRON

These individuals enjoy being degraded during sex, or vice versa they enjoy degrading the partner during sex. They love being called a “slut” and just in general called out their name during sex, or vice versa they enjoy doing the name calling 😏😏 Hell they probably like to be spanked too, in general these people just love to be sexually abused during sex.

2H PLUTO

People with this placement like to be put in their place by their partner in public. They also most likely enjoy having public sex too. They want a partner who’ll bring a vibrating toy with them everywhere they go together and randomly turn it on high speed to vibrate. Long observation short: These people wouldn’t mind public sex, and wants a partner to dominate them anywhere, ANY TIME!

I hope ya enjoyed this post 🤍 I love doing different fun creative ideas with astrology because there’s so many branches that literally are home to different parts of reality, tell me which observation resonated the most!! Thank you all again for supporting me and my love for Astrology 💖🪐

Sorry for the unrelated tags once again 😐 The purpose of the unrelated tags is to reach the audience I had for part one! Ima not do unrelated tags next time.

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katebishopsheart · 2 years

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– wildflower. | kate bishop

summary | kate and you have a fun time at the drive-in theatre

pairing | kate bishop x gn!afab!reader

word count | 500

warnings | thigh riding, fingering, kissing – nsfw, minors dni

a/n | not my partner inspiring this 💀 she is literally the Blueprint for it all

disclaimer — if you do not have your age in your bio while interacting with this, please keep in mind you will be blocked. under 18, and blank blogs will also be blocked.

‘oh, come on,’ kate huffs, ‘live a little.’

the two of you were in the dark of the car at the local drive in theatre, the only light being a colored one coming from the large movie screen in front of you.

as she pleads to you, her face has a purple hue, with a few highlights of a sea blue.

‘anyone could see us,’ you say, reluctantly. as much as you want her to take you right now, it’s a public place.

‘we’re in the back of the theater, in our own car,’ she emphasises. ‘and you look so pretty.’ she cups your cheekbone, rather seductively.

your hand holds her wrist softly. kate pushes a button right above you, which prompts the trunk door that had once been open to close. it is now darker than ever.

you feel your heart flutter in equal parts anticipation, thrill, and trepidation, as you recognise her reaching closer to you.

there was something delectable about the waiting—the assurance that it was going to come, laced with a little playfulness.

she was close to you now, very close. you can smell her minty breath.

you pull her towards you, your nose reaching for her neck. you run your lips mindlessly over her neck, and hear her sigh as she grips your hair.

as she straddles your leg, your hand reaches for what she’s wearing underneath, and pull it off. your fingers find her warmth, and at the first contact, she starts breathing heavier than usual.

the two of you can hear the distant chatter of the characters in the movie, the faraway cheering of the audience.

kate pulls your face gently, in front of her, and kisses you impatiently. there’s a strange connection, one that runs all the way down to the end of your thorax. it’s strange, but familiar all the same.

she holds your wrist, guiding your fingers to where she needs them the most, and you oblige. you curl them softly, and her head falls back in a desperate keen for more. your free hand finds itself exploring the region under her t-shirt, and pulling her bra off. the tenderness to the touch makes kate shiver.

soon enough, both of your clothes are hastily discarded. you push your thigh between her legs, and she gasps at the pressure. she’s leaning against the window of the trunk now. she pulls you closer to her, and the friction between both of your bodies is intoxicating. but both want more.

kate hoists herself up on your thigh. you hold her waist as she repeats a backward-then-forward movement on your leg. you can feel her wetness slide there.

her hand reaches to your core, fondling the area.

you breathe deeply, and press your face into her neck.

the both of you are shivering, gasping messes when you reach your peak. there is a faint knock on the side of your car.

the two of you hurriedly separate from each other, and you pull the window down to answer the knock.

‘the movie’s ended. you need to leave,’ the kid who works there shrugs.

‘okay,’ you say, panting more than you can control. ‘okay.’

pulling on your clothes instantaneously, the two of you hop back to the front seats. in the illumination of the streetlamps, the both of you are flushed to pinkness, with a small smile on your faces.

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