#raspberry x clotted cream

[nightmarilyn]

Raspberry and Cream Unicorn discuss the aftermath of a diplomatic affair 🐸☕️

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #raspberry cookie #cream unicorn cookie #clotted cream cookie #raspberry x clotted cream #illustration #what’s this kind of ship called hm #enemies to lovers?? 👀 #opposites attract?? 😗 #my art

[meggs-benedict]

I desperately wanted Latte and Raspberry to be in odyssey, the disappointment man /hj

Anyway, Clotted’s leaving for work 🥺 Latte won’t hear from him for a very long time..

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Also shitpost doodle 👇

#clotted cream cookie #latte cookie #clotted cream x latte #financier cookie #raspberry cookie #financier x rapberry #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie #espresseleine #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #cookie odyssey #meggieart

[kalopses-sonderes]

New hyper anon here....saw this https://kalopsia-sonder.tumblr.com/post/690871540431060992/haha-i-had-a-dream-where-i-dressed-various-cookies

And loved it and can't help but imagine baker going to the other cookies, holding up crochet stuff and saying "who wants rainbow clothes?"

Aaaand then cookies either running to baker saying "me me me!" Or running for their dignity XD thought I'd tell ya lmao!

the cookies that would want to wear the rainbow clothes

-Hollyberry, Sparkling, Herb, Clover, all the children, Madeleine, latte, angel, princess, mango, knight(only because princess told him too), fig

The cookies that would run for the dignity

-All the cookies of darkness, Espresso, Almond, Oyster, Clotted Cream, Dark Cacao, Affogato, ninja, devil, Alchemist, crunchy chip, chili, muscle, twizzly, caramel arrow

The cookies that dont care and just stand still

-Lilac, beet, sea fairy, frost queen, blackberry, vampire, tea knight

The cookies that do it because they wanna see you happy

-Raspberry, yam, milk, gingerbrave, black raisin, avacado, sparkling, eclair, pumpkin pie, cocoa

#sonder rambles #cookie run #crk #cookie run kingdom #crk x reader #self aware crk #self aware au #pure vanilla cookie #herb cookies run #black rasin cookie #raspberry cookie run #clover cookie #pumpkin pie cookie run #almond cookie #crunchy chip cookie #herb cookie #clotted cream cookie #madeleine cookie #milk cookie #vampire cookie #cookies of darkness

[tigertales9]

Hard Reset VI

Pairing: Joe Burrow x Reader

Warnings: 18+ / Smut / Fluff

Description: This fic mostly covers the bye week secret wedding with a little before and after.

Time/Place: Monday, Oct. 16, 2023 - Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023 / Cincinnati, Ohio + the lakehouse

A/N: This is the sixth fic in the Hard Reset series.

This secret wedding/honeymoon fic has gotten totally out of hand, y'all! I've spent about 4 hours today trying to edit it, and instead I keep adding to it. It's like a runaway train that I'm no longer in control of! It's so long now that I might post it in 3 parts. I'm dropping this first part tonight which covers the secret wedding and a little more. The next chapter(s) will cover the rest of the honeymoon.

~ ~ Remember I posted a sneak peek of this fic, so if the first bit looks familiar, that's why. ~ ~

I'm also including a pic link from the Seahawks game to give a mental image of what Joe looked like during the bye week. Be sure to click the pic to zoom in.

Sexy Scruff

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Monday, 10/16/23 (the morning after the week 6 win against the Seahawks)

You moan at the feel of gentle pressure against your clit, your eyes fluttering open at the sound of Joe's husky voice in your ear.

"You awake?"

"I am now," you whisper, biting your lip as he continues to rub your sensitive bud while pressing wet kisses against your neck.

"I woke up thinking about last night and it made me horny," he admits as he continues to tease you.

"Mmmm," you hum, your mind rewinding to last night …

~ ~ ~

He'd made liberal use of the whipped cream, frosting your nipples with the sweet whip several times then licking and sucking it off while you squirmed underneath him; he finally made his way down your body, taking his time to frost your belly button and inner thighs, leaving love bites in sensitive places as you buried a hand in his hair and begged for more. You remember the look on his face when he tossed the can of cream aside, his eyes icy-hot with arousal. "I'm not gonna put any whipped cream here," he moaned, lapping at your wet folds, "because you already taste perfect."

~ ~ ~

The feel of one long finger sliding inside your slick heat brings you back to the present. "Last night was really hot," you sigh, a shiver running through you as he sucks a nipple while slowly pumping his finger in and out. "I'm still kinda sticky since I crashed before taking a shower," you mutter.

"Let me make you stickier then we can shower together," he coaxes, crawling on top of you and giving you a dirty grin when your thighs instinctively spread wide to accommodate his big body. "Okay?" he asks, pressing the tip of his erection against your entrance, holding still until you answer.

"Yes, sir," you breathe, arching up when he slides his shaft inside you and immediately starts thrusting, slow at first and then faster. You dig your fingers into his plump ass, a thrill running through you at the feel of his muscles tensing and reloading as he drives his hips forward again and again, still holding back a little until you're ready to take all of him. A delicious coil of tension builds in your core at the noise he makes low in his throat when you beg him to fuck you hard.

~ ~ ~

An hour and a half later -- after a couple of orgasms, a shared shower and a quick breakfast -- Joe slides the last dish in the dishwasher and wraps his hands around your waist as you place a jar of raspberry jam in the fridge. He drops a kiss on your lips as you pivot and look up at him. "I'll be home by noon," he promises. "Then we can finish packing for the lake."

"I'm already packed," you chuckle. "We're going for three nights not three weeks."

"Well, I still have a few things to pack," he states. "This whole thing was my idea and I just wanna make sure I get it right."

You rise up on your tiptoes and press a kiss on his lips. "They have pretty much everything we need already there," you soothe, ruffling a hand through his hair while giving him a warm smile. "Clothes, toiletries and groceries are the main things we need to take, and we'll buy most of the groceries once we get there."

He returns your smile as he takes a deep breath. "Are you excited we're getting married tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I am. What about you?"

"Yeah." He leans down and presses a lingering kiss on your lips, holding eye contact as he leans back. "I can't wait. It feels like we've been heading for this since I first laid eyes on you."

"I agree."

He narrows his eyes at you playfully. "When you first laid eyes on me, you thought I was a typical fuck boy and wanted nothing to do with me."

"But you were very persistent," you grin, "and once I got to know you, I fell for you hard and fast." You bite your lip and break eye contact, looking at his chest as you continue. "I knew you had the ability to break my heart into a million pieces, and it scared the hell out of me, that's why I was reluctant to go out with you."

He places a finger under your chin and gently tilts your head up until you make eye contact with him again. "I felt the same way about you, and the truth is I'm still scared when I let myself dwell on it." He shrugs his broad shoulders, the action causing a rogue curl to pop loose from his slicked back hair and dangle against his forehead. "This secret wedding is a way to quiet the voices in my head."

"What are the voices saying?"

"That you're gonna leave me for some dude with a boring job."

"I thought we put that issue to bed," you scold playfully. "I'm not gonna leave," you continue. "You have nothing to worry about, okay?"

"Promise?"

"I promise."

He takes a deep breath while he studies your face, his expression going from serious to playful. "Good." He leans down and gives you one more kiss before turning to head for the door. "I'll see you around noon," he says, giving you a wink before disappearing out the door.

You shake your head as the door closes behind him, a little perplexed, as usual, at his two very different demeanors -- super confident pro athlete who occasionally shows a major lack of confidence in his relationship with you.

"Life with him is never boring," you muse to yourself, shifting mental gears as you think about everything you need to get done today.

~ ~ ~

Several hours later -- after handling a final work issue before vacation -- you're finishing up a few errands, walking around a liquor store when your phone rings.

"Hey babe," you answer.

"Hey, where are you?" Joe asks.

"The liquor store. I'm getting some spiced rum to go in the apple cider we'll be buying at the farmers market fall fest."

"I'm starting to think you're looking forward to the fall fest more than the secret wedding," he chuckles.

"I'm looking forward to both," you admit, laughing along with him. "Where are you?"

"Home."

You check your watch, surprised to find it's almost 2:00. "Dang, I lost track of time."

"No problem, I didn't get home until about twenty minutes ago."

"How's the calf?"

"Good. Imaging was clean."

"Yay!"

"For real. Plus everyone was surprised that the swelling is so minimal." He gives a dirty chuckle before continuing. "I told 'em it must've been all that whipped cream I licked off of you last night."

"What?!"

"I'm kidding," he chortles. "I didn't say that, but I do think it helped."

"How would licking whipped cream off of me help with the swelling in your calf?"

"Because all of the swelling that would've been happening in my calf was happening in my dick instead. Get it?"

"You're demented."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

"You would," you snort. "Listen, I'll be home as soon as I find the spiced rum."

"We still having pizza?"

"Yes," you answer, "and then you're gonna play video games with the guys."

"Are you sure? I thought I might skip this week since we have so much going on."

"You planned this whole secret wedding and honeymoon; you deserve a break. Plus, I still need to try on a few things and decide what I'm wearing tomorrow for the ceremony."

"You'll be gorgeous in whatever you wear." His voice drops an octave as he continues. "Maybe I can watch you try on dresses instead of playing video games?"

"No sex tonight, daddy," you tease, giggling when he groans. "We decided to abstain tonight, remember? So tomorrow night will be even more intense."

"Yes, ma'am, I remember," he sighs. "Just don't complain tomorrow when I try to get you in bed super early."

"When have I ever complained about that?" you ask.

"Never," he admits.

"And I'm not about to start now," you soothe, ending the call when you finally find the spiced rum.

~ ~ ~

About thirty minutes later, you park your car in the garage, grab a couple bags of groceries plus the spiced rum and head in the house, dropping everything on the kitchen island before calling out for Joe. "Babe? Where you at? Did you order the pizza?"

You get no response but hear muted noises coming from the laundry room so head in that direction. "Babe?" you call again, walking into the laundry room just in time to see Joe frantically pulling some teal blue sheets out of the dryer and cramming them into a duffle bag. "What are you doing?" you ask. "Are those new sheets?"

"Yeah," he says sheepishly. "I … ummm … I was packing them for the trip."

You raise an eyebrow at him. "Don't they have sheets at the Airbnb?"

"I mean … yeah … but …"

His deer-in-the-headlights look makes you narrow your eyes at him before he speaks up again.

"Listen," he says, running a hand through his hair before locking eyes with you. "We'll be sleeping on these sheets for the first time as husband and wife, and I want to keep them, okay?"

"Awww!" You smile at him and step closer. "That's so romantic and sentimental," you whisper, smiling even bigger when his cheeks turn bright red. His 'aw shucks' demeanor and blushing cheeks framed by sexy scruff make you want to climb him like a tree; he raises an eyebrow as you bite your bottom lip, easily reading your mind, as usual. You rise up on your tiptoes just as he wraps his hands around your waist, your mouths meeting in a kiss that starts slow but quickly heats up. His hands slide down to squeeze your leggings-clad butt just as the doorbell rings.

"Crap," he mutters against your slick lips. "That's the pizza."

"Good timing," you state, pressing another kiss on his lips before stepping back.

"You think getting cockblocked by pizza delivery is good timing?"

"Today it is since we're supposed to be abstaining from sex until tomorrow night."

He gives you a playful grimace. "That's gonna be tough since I can't be around you without wanting to fuck you stupid."

"Romantic, sentimental and horny," you giggle, shaking your head as you hurry to answer the door.

"That's a good combo though, right?" he calls after you.

"The best!" you answer, throwing him a wink over your shoulder just before you round the corner.

~ ~ ~

A couple hours later -- after eating some pizza, watching a little TV together, and shooing Joe off to play video games with his friends -- you're upstairs in your walk-in closet, trying on the first of three dresses to decide which one to wear for the secret ceremony. All of your possible choices are different shades of white and not super formal; no need for formality since the ceremony is taking place just down the hall in Joe's office with a county court judge leading y'all through bare minimum vows.

When you shimmy into dress number three, you know its the one -- a fitted, creamy-white halter dress that hits a few inches above your knees and shows a hint of cleavage and more than a hint of bare shoulders and back. You smile at your reflection in the full-length mirror as you step into a pair of nude stilettos. "Perfect," you whisper, stepping out of the shoes and hanging the dress back up before pulling on one of Joe's old-ass graphic tees.

You head downstairs to pour a glass of wine, peeking in Joe's office on your way back to the master bedroom. He's talking mad shit while pounding on his video game controller. He loves those guys like brothers, you think to yourself. Lots of folks seem amazed that he's still super close with his high school and college friends, but that's just who he is. Fame and fortune have made him more guarded and private, but on a fundamental level, he's still the same exact guy he always was.

"A damn good guy," you whisper under your breath, watching him for another minute before heading down the hallway to the bedroom. You crawl into bed and get comfortable, opening your laptop to prepare to video chat with your bestie.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tuesday, 10/17/23

The next morning -- after a good night's sleep and a leisurely breakfast together -- y'all go your separate ways to prepare for the day. Joe takes the clothes he's wearing for the ceremony and his toiletries downstairs to a guest bathroom, insisting on not seeing you in your dress before the ceremony.

You smile as you think back to your conversation at breakfast.

~ ~

"Just get ready except for putting on your dress, okay?" he asked, biting into a piece of fried ham. "Then holler at me 'cause I have some jewelry I want to give you."

"So I shouldn't be wearing any jewelry?"

"Just your engagement ring."

~ ~

You take a deep breath as your mind snaps back to the present; you stare at your nude reflection in the bathroom mirror, satisfied that your usual routine of washing, conditioning, shaving, exfoliating, moisturizing, etc. has left you supple and sweet smelling. A fresh coochie wax and mani/pedi round out the grooming basics you regularly subject yourself to.

"Must be nice to be a man," you chuckle to yourself, thinking back again on your breakfast convo when Joe asked you if he should shave his scruff for the ceremony.

~ ~

"No!" you protested, both of you laughing at your aggressive tone as you continued. "I want to enjoy some honeymoon scruff action."

"Can't argue with that," he purred, giving you a filthy wink.

~ ~

"Can't wait for that," you whisper, smiling at your reflection as you slip into a creamy-white silk shorty robe.

Forty minutes later -- after applying some makeup and styling your hair in a simple french twist -- you open the bathroom door to holler for Joe, a big grin gracing your face when you find him sitting on the bed waiting for you. "Hope you haven't been waiting long," you state, beckoning him into the bathroom.

"Nope," he blurts, looking more than a little nervous as he hops up and walks toward you. "It didn't take me very long to set up the cameras in my office, and I'm too nervous to concentrate on anything else." He gives you a smile that more closely resembles a grimace. "This is not what I'm wearing, by the way," he continues, gesturing at his t-shirt and sweatpants. "I'm just waiting until the last minute to get dressed so I don't end up looking like a wrinkled mess."

"I know what you're wearing," you chuckle, pulling him into a hug, careful not to crush the black velvet box he's holding. "I helped pick it out, remember?"

"Oh yeah," he chuckles along with you, leaning into the hug for several heartbeats before stepping back.

"I'm nervous, too," you soothe, studying his face to try and read his mood. "Are you getting cold feet?"

"What? God no!" he scoffs. "My feet have never been hotter!" You giggle at his dramatic delivery as he continues. "Seriously … I want this more than I've ever wanted anything in my entire life."

You raise an eyebrow. "More than a Super Bowl win?"

"I said what I said," he states. "More than anything including a Super Bowl win."

"Damn, you're down bad," you tease.

"You just now figuring that out?"

"No, sir. The good news is I'm down just as bad."

"No way," he grins. "I'm def down badder." You playfully roll your eyes as he lifts a hand to touch one of the tendrils of hair framing your face. "You look beautiful," he whispers.

"Thank you. So do you."

He gives you a skeptical look before taking a deep breath. "Let me compose myself for a sec." He takes another deep breath before continuing. "So … since we're waiting until our official ceremony to exchange wedding rings, I wanted to get you something to commemorate today." He holds the black velvet box out to you. "I hope you like it."

You take the box from him and open it, your breath catching at the matching necklace and earrings, dazzling diamond solitaires the same cut as your engagement ring. "Oh my gosh, Joe," you whisper, your gaze shifting between the lavish jewelry and his beautiful smiling face. "They're exquisite," you sigh, blinking back happy tears. "Thank you so much, babe, I love them." You rise up on your tiptoes and press a kiss against his lips. "Help me put the necklace on," you ask excitedly.

"Check that little pocket under the lid first," he orders.

You tilt the box a bit so you can see what he's talking about. "What's in here?" you ask, reaching into the pocket that you didn't even notice while ogling the jewelry. "A mini magnifying glass," you murmur as you pull it out, giving Joe a quizzical look. "What's this for?" you giggle, holding it up to one eye while grinning. "I certainly don't need it to see these gorgeous diamonds."

He returns your smile before pointing at the necklace. "See that tiny tag just beside the clasp?"

"Yeah."

"There's something engraved on there that you can only see with a magnifying glass."

"Really?" your smile gets even bigger as you lean in and read the inscription; it's each of your initials -- with your last initial changed to 'B' -- plus today's date. "Oh my gosh, I love it!" you enthuse. "It's romantic, sentimental and also super shiesty."

"Exactly," he chuckles, taking the box and magnifying glass from you and setting them on the marble countertop. "Let's see how it looks on you," he states, gently lifting the necklace from its velvet nest before stepping behind you; you watch in the mirror as he drapes it on your neck and quickly secures it, pressing a kiss against the tiny tag nestled against the nape of your neck.

"It's gorgeous," you whisper as you look at it in the mirror.

"You're gorgeous," he states, dropping another lingering kiss on your neck.

"I've got something for you, too," you murmur, pulling a drawer on your vanity open to grab a small black velvet bag you stashed there earlier; you hand it to him with a sheepish smile. "Not as expensive as what you got me, but I hope you like it."

He loosens the drawstring and pulls out a narrow black wristband, tilting it to read the inscription stamped in white on the inside; it's the exact same as the one he chose for your necklace -- both of your initials plus the date. "I love that we're always on the same wavelength," he states, the look in his eyes causing a sizzle of heat to race down your spine as he slides the band onto a wrist, moving it around until it nestles right where he wants it among his other bands. "I love it, and I love you," he continues, leaning down to press a kiss on your lips.

"I love you, too," you whisper. "I can't believe I'm about to be your wife."

"Are you happy?" he asks. "Because I'm ridiculously happy, and I hope you are too."

"I'm so happy I can hardly stand it," you smile, framing his face with your hands, his scruff soft against your skin as you pull him down for another kiss; he leans into it for several heartbeats before reluctantly pulling back.

"I better go," he sighs before heading for the door. "Don't forget your earrings," he reminds you, giving you one last look before disappearing.

Thirty minutes later you're standing in Joe's office, waiting anxiously for the ceremony to begin. You eventually hear the doorbell ring and take a deep, calming breath as you hear voices and footsteps headed up the stairs.

The judge -- a woman in her mid-fifties with a tidy bob haircut and a friendly smile -- breezes into the office just ahead of Joe, holding a hand out when she sees you.

"You must be Y/n," she says. "I'm Judge Sheila."

"Nice to meet you," you state, shaking her hand.

"You too." She drops her briefcase on Joe's desk. "You kids are pulling a fast one on everybody, huh?" she asks, her eyes twinkling as she looks back and forth between you.

"Yes, ma'am," you laugh. "Our actual wedding will happen this off-season."

"Well, your secret is safe with me," she promises, opening her briefcase and pulling out a piece of paper. "I need y'all to sign this marriage license, and I'll act as a witness."

You feel the heat of Joe's gaze on you as he takes in your fitted halter dress and nude stiletto heels; his eyes linger on the substantial diamond studs twinkling in your earlobes and the solitaire necklace sitting pretty just above a tasteful hint of cleavage. "You look amazing," he whispers as he brushes by you and walks to his desk.

"You too," you murmur, your gaze raking over his tall frame adorned in charcoal gray dress slacks and a fitted blue-gray button-down dress shirt, the color making his eyes shift like a chameleon depending on how the light hits him.

You watch as he pulls a matte platinum pen that you've never seen before out of the top desk drawer and hands it to you; you inhale subtle deep breaths to calm your nerves as you sign the legal document, taking a second to inspect the pen after signing your name, noticing it has the same inscription as your necklace and his wristband engraved on it. You give Joe a look as he takes the pen from you and leans down to sign his name. Romantic and sentimental, you muse to yourself.

"Where should I stand?" Judge Sheila asks, picking a piece of lint off the sleeve of her black jacket. "I know y'all are videoing so just tell me where you want me."

"Why don't you stand behind the desk and we'll stand in front of it," Joe directs. "We have three cameras recording," he continues, pointing at a couple of bookcases and a trophy shelf where the cameras are located.

"Got all the angles covered," she states with approval as she positions herself behind the desk; she waits for you and Joe to take your places before getting down to business.

"Joe and Y/n, as I guide you in exchanging your vows today, you will each declare your intentions for a lasting partnership in love and marriage. Are you prepared to do this?"

"Yes!" you answer simultaneously, giggling a bit and exchanging smiles before returning your attention to the judge.

She smiles at your beaming faces before speaking again. "Turn and face one another and join hands."

She waits a few seconds for y'all to do her bidding before proceeding.

"Joe, do you take Y/n to be your wife, to live together in matrimony from this day forward, to love her, honor her, comfort her, cherish her, and keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do." Joe squeezes your hands gently and blinks several times to hold back tears as the judge speaks up again.

"Y/n, do you take Joe to be your husband, to live together in matrimony from this day forward, to love him, honor him, comfort him, cherish him, and keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do," you answer, chill bumps running the length of your arms at the look on Joe's face. I'll never forget that look, you think to yourself as the judge continues.

"By the authority granted to me by the State of Ohio, it is my privilege to pronounce you husband and wife. Joe, you may kiss your bride."

He leans down and captures your lips, placing his hands on your waist for a few seconds before slowly sliding one hand upward, resting it on your bare back for several heartbeats before continuing up to cup the nape of your neck; you grip his shoulders and lean into him as he changes the angle of his head slightly to deepen the kiss, his thumb caressing your neck as his tongue tangles with yours.

After what seems like too long and not nearly long enough, he breaks the intense kiss and rests his forehead against yours as y'all try to regain composure.

"Hooo-wee! That kiss was a doozy!" the judge chortles.

"Sorry, your honor," Joe mumbles, making a sheepish face. "I got a little carried away."

"No need to apologize," she grins. "Your emotions are red-lining I would imagine."

"Pretty much, yeah," he admits, squeezing your hand and smiling at you as the judge whisks the signed marriage license into her briefcase.

"Allow me to be the first person to congratulate you on your marriage," she states. "I know y'all are videoing, but would you like me to take a few pics of you before I leave?"

"Thank you, that would be great," you answer, grabbing your phone and handing it to her while you pose with Joe. She snaps several pics, suggesting a few different poses and smiling after each shot.

"I think I missed my calling," she jokes as she hands your phone back. "If this whole judge thing craps out, I just might become a wedding photographer."

You laugh along with her as she grabs her briefcase and heads for the door. "I'll leave you two alone so y'all can deal with those big emotions." She gives you a cheeky wink and exits the room with the same brisk stride she entered with, Joe right behind her as he sees her out.

You take a couple of deep breaths and roll your shoulders to relieve some tension, smiling at Joe when he returns a few minutes later; he heads straight for you, wrapping you in a tight hug. "Mrs. Burrow, have I ever told you you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen?" he whispers against your ear.

"Several times, but I never get tired of hearing it." You lean back and frame his face with your hands. "And you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen."

"Don't lie," he snorts, his expression letting you know he's kidding but also looking for a little validation.

"I'm not lying!" you argue playfully. "Hook me up to a lie detector and I'll prove it!"

"Okay, I got one right here," he teases, reaching for his zipper as you both bust out laughing.

Once you finally compose yourselves, he speaks up. "Were you nervous as hell? 'Cause I was so nervous and giddy I thought I was gonna pass out for a sec."

"Me too," you agree. "I literally couldn't feel my face during the vows."

"Now imagine saying our personalized vows in front of a huge crowd of people."

You laugh at his grimace. "We have several more months before we have to worry about that." You walk behind the desk and open the top drawer, pulling the engraved pen out. "Romantic and sentimental," you tease, wagging it at him.

"Don't forget horny," he adds, wiggling his eyebrows. "Speaking of that," he continues, walking up behind you and pressing his crotch against your butt; he places his hands on the desk on either side of you, trapping you in his embrace. "I need you to do something for me, okay?" he purrs, the husky tone of his voice causing your core to react.

"Okay," you whisper. "What do you need?"

He drops a kiss on the nape of your neck before nestling his mouth against your ear. "See … I have this whole romantic, sentimental night planned for us at the lakehouse -- something I've been planning for a long time -- but I have a dilemma."

"What's the dilemma?" you ask, your breath catching in your throat when he grinds his erection against you.

"That's the dilemma," he groans. "I need you to tell me it's a bad idea to bend you over this desk and fuck you senseless."

"Wh … why is it a bad idea?" you stammer.

"Because I want to make love to you for the first time as husband and wife in that big bed under that huge skylight."

"That will be amazing and very romantic."

"Yeah, I've been fantasizing about it forever," he admits. "But I also want to shove this pretty little dress up to your waist, slide your panties off and bury my tongue inside you right fucking now."

You whimper at the mental image as a gush of liquid heat floods your core.

"I need you to talk me down," he urges, sinking his teeth in your shoulder hard enough to sting then licking gently to soothe it.

"I … what? … Shit, I can't think straight." You take a deep breath and try to organize your thoughts. He's been planning this romantic wedding night for ages, you think to yourself. He even made a secret trip to move that bed and bought, washed and packed a set of damn sheets, so you need to push your horniness aside and make the right choice here. "Okay, listen," you state, taking another deep breath before continuing. "I would love for you to bend me over this desk right now, but we've done that several times before and will do that several times in the future, right?"

"Yes, ma'am."

You pivot in his embrace until you're facing him. "But we only get one chance to do the romantic thing you've been planning for ages -- which sounds freaking amazing -- so I think we should simmer down, take a cold shower and go do the damn thing."

He takes in your smile and swallows hard, heaving a deep sigh before returning your smile. "That's definitely the right choice," he agrees.

"Plus we can always recreate this exact scene when we get back from the lake." His eyebrows creep upward as you continue. "I'll put on this same outfit, same hair and makeup, and you can do the same minus the makeup."

"See, I knew you'd come up with the perfect solution," he states. "Why didn't I think of that?"

"Because most of your blood supply is in the wrong head right now to be doing deep thinking," you giggle.

"For real. I'm seriously taking a cold shower," he grumps.

"Me too, but def not together."

"Are you gonna rub one out?"

"No, I'll wait. What about you?"

"I'll wait. But I might bust in like thirty seconds when we finally get down to it."

"We've got all night, so that won't be a problem," you soothe.

"We've got the rest of our lives," he states with a wink.

"You're getting more romantic by the minute," you gush, "and I absolutely love it." You press a quick kiss on his lips before heading for the door. "Let's hurry up and get showered and changed; I'm ready to get started on that whole 'rest of our lives' thing."

You're halfway out the door when a thought hits you. "Oops!" you chirp, spinning back around and giving Joe a grin. "I guess we got all of that on video," you whisper, laughing when his eyes go wide. "You can just edit it out, right?" you ask.

"I'll edit it if we ever decide to show anybody, but I'll def keep the uncut vids for us," he grins, heading to turn off the cameras while you head to take a quick shower and change clothes.

~ ~ ~

About halfway into your drive to the lake, another thought hits you. "Oh my God, I just remembered something. When you called the judge 'your honor' after our kiss, "WAP" immediately started playing in my filthy mind." You clear your throat dramatically before launching into a few lyrics. "Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes …"

Joe chuckles along with you as your voice trails off. "It's only fitting since we're gonna reenact that song for the next several days," he teases. "At least the wet ass pussy part," he clarifies.

"No handcuffs and leashes?" you faux grumble.

"I forgot to pack 'em," he plays along, sliding his sunglasses down his nose a few inches before turning his head to give you a look over the top of the frames. "But we can improvise," he purrs. "You know I'm down for whatever."

"Better keep your eyes on the road, horndog," you giggle, a thrill running through you when he returns his attention to the road while squeezing your thigh. "Anyway," you continue. "I'm gonna cue up something for us to sing together. What sounds good?"

"How 'bout some Kid Cudi?"

"You got it," you agree, cranking the volume as the first notes sound, smiling as your combined voices -- out of tune but full of joy -- mingle as y'all cruise down the highway toward your destination.

~ ~ ~

A few hours later, y'all finally pull into the long, winding driveway of the lakehouse, each of you still singing the praises of the food you just ate at the Lake Lodge restaurant.

"That trout was delicious, and they have like ten other things on the menu I wanna try," Joe gushes. "Can't wait to go back."

"Everything was delicious," you agree, smiling at him as he parks the car in front of the tall, modern, perfectly awesome house.

"I'll pull into the garage later," he states, hopping out and grabbing a small cooler and tote bag from the back seat. "Right now we need to hurry to the back deck to catch the sunset."

You follow him up a winding path to the side of the house, watching as he inputs a security code into a gate before ushering you through it into a vast backyard. You walk up some stairs to a large elevated deck, admiring the expansive lawn that gives way to a beautiful, open water lake view. "It's just stunning," you breathe, "and so private. There are no other houses really close which is awesome." You turn to look at the house, your eyes going wide as you take in the outdoor furniture. "Wasn't there different outdoor furniture in the Airbnb pics?" you ask, checking out a loveseat that's situated in front of a coffee table with a built-in fire pit, both items looking brand new and more than a little familiar.

"Yeah," Joe shrugs as he sets the cooler and tote bag down on the coffee table. "The homeowner, Mr. Thompson, said he'd be replacing the old stuff since it was kind of beat."

"It didn't look beat in the pics," you murmur, raising an eyebrow as you turn your head to check out the dining table with six chairs. "Isn't this the same outdoor furniture we have at home?"

"Yep, Mr. Thompson asked me for a recommendation," Joe explains. "Him and his wife recently retired and are living in Florida full time now, and they didn't want to spend a lot of time trying to pick something out." He gives you a smile as he continues. "It looks good out here, don't you think?"

"It looks great," you agree, returning his smile. "You have impeccable taste."

He laughs at your cheeky tone. "You have the impeccable taste since you picked it all out to begin with. I just did a copy and paste."

"You wanna light the fire pit?" you ask.

"Let's do that tomorrow, okay? I wanna do the sunset champagne toast then I have a surprise to show you inside."

You turn and look at the house again, noticing that all of the blinds are drawn on the row of large windows overlooking the deck. "A surprise, huh?" you muse, your mind spinning at the possibilities until it settles on one. "Joseph Lee, there better not be a bunch of people in there waiting to yell 'surprise' at me."

He laughs as he pulls two champagne flutes out of the tote bag and a bottle of champagne out of the cooler; he easily pops the cork, pouring two glasses while shaking his head. "You really think my anti-social ass invited a bunch of folks to our private getaway?"

"I mean … no … but …"

"Nobody's in the house," he assures you, handing you a glass of bubbly before holding his glass up to propose a toast. "To my beautiful wife. I'm so happy I get to do life with you."

You feel your throat tighten with emotion as you clink your glass against his and take a sip of champagne. You give him a smile and hold your glass up. "To my beautiful husband. Thank you for making me the happiest woman on the planet."

He clinks his glass against yours and you both take a sip before he gives you a quizzical look. "Hold up," he mutters. "Happiest woman on which planet?"

"This one," you laugh.

"Okay, just checking." He laughs with you for a bit before continuing. "I mean, if you were talking about Mars or something that kind of changes things."

"We're not on Mars, goober," you grin.

"True," he concedes, turning his head to look at the lake before recapturing your gaze. "This is way better than Mars."

"For sure."

He holds his glass up for another toast. "To making memories here for years to come."

You clink your glass against his and take a sip. "Are we gonna get a standing reservation here?" you ask excitedly, your eyes taking in the multi-colored sunset as it reflects off the lake. "I'd love to come several times a year since it's so close to home. I mean, an hour and a half drive is nothing, and it feels like a totally different world from the city." He gives you an enigmatic smile as you continue. "I know you're busy so I'll be happy to make the reservations."

"This house is no longer on the Airbnb market," he sighs. "It recently sold to a different owner."

"Oh damn," you grumble. "I didn't know it was for sale. Well, I'm not surprised somebody snapped it up because it's amazing. We'll just enjoy it while we can."

He sets his glass on the table and reaches into the tote bag, pulling a file folder out while giving you a wink. "It actually wasn't for sale," he states as he slides some papers out and hands them to you.

"What's this?" you ask, your eyes scanning the formal document.

"A deed," he answers, pointing at a certain line on the page.

You read his name and your name followed by a somewhat familiar address. Then you read it again, a little slower, before locking eyes with him. "You bought this lakehouse?"

"We bought this lakehouse," he grins. "Made 'em an offer they couldn't refuse."

"Are you serious?" you whisper.

"Yep. I know how much you love your parent's lakehouse, and I love it too. We've had some great times there, so I thought it'd be nice to have our own lakehouse we can come to whenever we want."

You smile like a lovesick fool, trying to suppress happy tears as he continues.

"Every pic and vid I've seen of you at your parent's place -- starting when you were about five years old -- you have the biggest smile on your face, kinda like right now." He matches your smile before speaking again. "We can come here as often as you want, and one of these days we'll bring our kids here and create those same amazing memories for them that you have from your childhood."

Your emotions are so big you literally can't speak, happy tears freely rolling down your cheeks. He takes the deed and your glass and sets them on the table, wiping your tears before pulling you close; he leans down and nestles his mouth against your ear as he continues. "I was looking forward to experiencing a lot of firsts here tonight as husband and wife -- first champagne toast, first sunset, first time we make love, but first time I make you cry wasn't on the list."

"They're happy tears," you wheeze against his broad chest. "Sorry, I can't help it."

"I'm teasing," he soothes, leaning back and looking down at you with a look on his face you'll never forget. "I'm just glad you're happy."

"If I was any happier, I'd spontaneously combust." You give an inelegant sniff as you continue. "I mean, it's absolutely amazing to me that such a hardass pro athlete is also romantic as hell. Like seriously romantic. This whole day has been like a dream."

He blushes so hard even his ears turn red. "It's your fault," he mumbles. "There's something about you that makes me act like this."

"I'm not complaining, babe," you giggle, pulling him down for a kiss. "I love it," you breathe against his lips. "Wouldn't change it for anything."

"I'm glad you love it," he mutters, deepening the kiss for a bit before pulling back. "But if you ever tell anybody I'm a raging romantic, I'll deny it to hell and back."

"All of your secrets are safe with me."

"Oh yeah?" he gives you a wicked grin. "What if I have some deep, dark secret that you don't know about yet?"

"Like what?"

He furrows his brow as he thinks about the question. "Like … what if I told you I'm a serial killer?"

You don't miss a beat. "Well, good thing we're married because we have spousal immunity. I can't be forced to testify against you."

He snort-laughs before taking in your serious demeanor. "Are you for real?"

"Yeah."

"If you knew I was a serial killer, you wouldn't testify against me?"

You shrug. "I mean, if you got arrested I assume they'd have enough evidence to put you away without any testimony from me. We've watched enough Forensic Files to know you can't get away with shit these days."

"Would you visit me in prison?" he asks, giving you a naughty grin. "Maybe give me some conjugal visits?"

"Yeah." You grin back at him, getting into the idea. "I mean you do look amazing in orange."

He throws his head back, his laughter loud in the stillness of the gathering dusk. "Thank you. Now I have a new idea for role-playing," he teases.

"Prison guard and the hot inmate?"

"I was thinking a hot psychologist trying to understand what makes a serial killer tick." His expression goes from playful to suggestive as he gives you a slow once-over before continuing. "You can wear that black pinstripe suit -- the one with the pencil skirt -- and some fuck-me pumps."

"Because of course a woman with a PhD in forensic psychology would wear fuck-me pumps to interview a serial killer."

"Of course," he grins "and definitely no panties."

"You've been watching too much porn," you giggle.

"I don't need porn when I have a smoking hot wife and a dirty mind."

"Flattery will get you everywhere," you tease, a thrill running through you at the way "wife" easily rolled off his tongue. "Where can we get you an orange jumpsuit?"

He shrugs. "I can wear an orange sweatshirt and sweatpants."

"And no panties."

"Definitely no panties," he laughs. "Do you still have those fake glasses from when you dressed up as a naughty librarian for Halloween?" he asks. "Those would be hot with that outfit."

"Oh my God, I forgot about the naughty librarian outfit," you whisper, your mind flashing back to that Halloween party several years ago.

~ ~ ~

Y'all had only been dating for a few months, and it was your first Halloween together. You didn't intend to go to any parties but got a last minute invite from one of his LSU teammates who lived in the same apartment complex. Y'all had quickly half-assed a couple of costumes -- naughty librarian and the stuffy, know-it-all physics professor.

Most of the other girls at the party had been half naked, but the 'naughtiness' in your costume had been implied -- tight sweater that hugged your curves tucked into a long plaid skirt with black tights and sensible heels. Your hair was up in a tidy bun and your plump lips featured a dark berry lip stain that Joe couldn't keep his eyes off of. The fake eyeglasses really set the whole look off, and it wasn't until y'all were a few drinks in -- making out in a dark hallway -- that Joe realized your tights were actually thigh-highs and your panties -- way up underneath that long skirt -- were crotchless (a gag gift from your bestie). The look on Joe's face when he hit paydirt still resonates in your mind.

"Oh my God," he groaned. "Are these …"

"Crotchless panties?" you giggled at the look on his face. "Yeah."

"Let's go," he ordered, pulling his hand out from under your skirt and quickly leading you toward the door.

The sex that night had been next-level raunchy. You ended up in nothing but the thigh-highs and crotchless panties, straddling him as he lay naked on his back on the bed; he kissed you breathless before wrapping his hands around your waist and pulling you forward until you were basically doing the splits on his face. It was the first time you sat on his face, and you were just tipsy enough from the punch you drank at the party to not be self-conscious about it. He gripped your plump ass with his big hands, holding you in place as he thrust his tongue inside you in a relentless rhythm, occasionally latching onto your clit and sucking with the perfect amount of pressure to make you claw at the headboard before sliding his tongue back down to your core literally a split second before triggering your climax. He did this over and over until you were a quivering, begging mess by the time he finally finished you, your cries of pleasure still echoing in the bedroom when he flipped you on your stomach and entered you from behind, riding you hard as you did your best to fuck back against him on your shaky legs.

~ ~ ~

"Damn," His deep voice pulls you out of memory lane. "That was so fucking hot. We def need to revisit that outfit on you one of these days."

"We'll see," you grin, a delicious thrill running through you knowing you've packed a slightly different version of that outfit -- crotchless panties, thigh-highs and a lace-front underbust corset that serves your bare breasts up on a platter. You hadn't even been thinking about the naughty librarian get-up when you packed that lingerie ensemble, but you'd def been thinking about the hot sex y'all had that night once he got you alone. A quick thought pops in your head. "Do you wanna revisit the entire naughty librarian outfit, or just the thigh-highs and crotchless panties?"

"I mean, I love you in whatever you wear," he rushes to say, his cheeks turning pink like he got caught thinking something extra naughty.

"I know," you reassure him, leaning forward to give him a kiss. "So just the thigh-highs and crotchless panties, right?" you tease.

"Yeah," he grins. "If that's okay."

"I think I can make that happen sometime in the future." He never pressures you to wear lingerie, which is one of the reasons you love wearing it for him. "Let's go inside," you continue. "It's getting a little chilly out here."

"Hold on, let's get a quick pic with the sunset first." He digs his phone out of his pocket and positions himself with his back to the lake, waiting for you to snuggle against him before snapping a pic; y'all both check the pic out, smiling at each other at how great it turned out.

"We look really good together, don't we?" he asks, still admiring the pic. "Really, really good," you agree, turning your attention back to the pic as he holds his phone closer to you -- you're wearing black leggings, black leather knee boots and a fitted teal wrap sweater that barely covers your booty. He's wearing black jeans, black and white sneakers, and a gray thermal henley. Both of you are wearing big smiles as the sunset creates a halo around you.

"That pic is epic," he mutters, "like hang it in the Louvre, epic." He eventually shoves his phone back in his pocket before waving a hand at the stuff on the table. "I'll come back for this stuff in a bit, but first I wanna carry you over the threshold." He picks you up bridal style and carries you toward the door, easily holding you while punching in the security code.

"You ready for this, Mrs. Burrow?" he asks.

"I'm so ready," you answer, your heart full of everything you ever hoped for as he opens the door and carries you inside.

#joe burrow #joe burrow fan fic #joe burrow fanfic #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow imagine

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Brittle Doughie’s Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 3: Early 2023)

A masterlist of @brittle-doughie’s Cookie Run stories organized by month.

Genre Emojis

😞 is for angst, 🎃 is for Halloween, 🎄 is for Christmas, 🍪 is for Cannibalism, 💗 is for Yandere, 💝 is for Valentine’s, 👻 is for Horror, 🎂 is for Birthday, 💚 is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie

The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), I’ll make a note on that as well. Additionally, I’ll categorize various cookies if they’re associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.

Also, the ⭐️ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittle’s OCs.

January 2023 ❄️

• “Molded, Battered, Whole”

Featuring: The Five Dragons

• “Y/N Cookie getting Injured”

Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie, Mala Sauce Cookie, Black Raisin Cookie, Financier Cookie and Princess Cookie

• “Foul Play” 💗

Featuring: The Cherry Stars

• “Seize the Spin”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Face the Music!”

Featuring: Gingerbrave and Friends, B.A.D 4, Manager Scarlet and Producer D.K.E.C

• “Two Sides of a Coin”

Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie

• “New Time Balance Department Cookies”

Featuring: The Time Balance Department

• “Sands of the Sale”

Featuring: Yogurt Cream Cookie and Lilac Cookie

• “Memories”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Coworkers Delight”

Featuring: Maple Taffy Cookie

• “Spared No Expense 2”

Featuring: Cheesecake Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie’s Valentine’s Day Experience” 💝

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “A Fish in a Barrel”

Featuring: Affogato Cookie and the Cookies of the Dark Cacao Kingdom

• “Good Day for Walks”

Featuring: Pure Vanilla Cookie

• “A Handycookie’s Expertise”

Featuring: Coffee Candy Cookie, Baguette Cookie, Dark Fondue Cookie, Maple Taffy Cookie and Marble Bread Cookie

• “Chaos and Control”

Featuring: Twizzly Gummy Cookie and her Gang

• “House is Where The Heart Is”

Featuring: Raspberry Mousse Cookie

• “The Serenity or The Charismatic”

Featuring: Pure Vanilla Cookie and Clotted Cream Cookie

• “Eternity”

Featuring: Snow Sugar Cookie

• “Interactions with Milky Way Cookie during Episode 15”

Featuring: Milky Way Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie Dislikes People Yelling”

Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Purple Yam Cookie, Carol Cookie, and Caramel Arrow Cookie

• “No Deed Goes Unnoticed”

Featuring: The Cookies of the Dark Cacao Kingdom

• “At Your Beck and Call”

Featuring: The Pearl Legion and House Custard Soldiers

• “Ayo, Their Pouch Responses”

Featuring: Sea Fairy Cookie and Moonlight Cookie

• “No Dice” 💗

Featuring: Clotted Cream Cookie and the Ancient Cookies

• “Undeserving”

Featuring: Affogato Cookie’s Disciples, Dark Cacao Cookie, Adventurer Cookie, and Captain Ice Cookie

• “But the Dance is Today!”

Featuring: Cookies of the Hollyberry Kingdom

• “Y/N Cookie’s Tailoring Hobby”

Featuring: The Tailor Cookies

• “Lost Amidst Matrimony” 😞💗

Featuring: Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie

• “Sweet Heartmender” 💝

Featuring: Blue Lily Cookie and Lilybell Cookie

• “Burger Chain Backfire”

Featuring: Reporter Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie

February 2023 💝

• “Antagonized”

Featuring: Almond Cookie, Truffle Cookie, Butter Pretzel Cookie, Lollipop Cookie, and Melon Bun Cookie

• “Even More Heartbreak”

Featuring: Black Pearl Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, and Seaweed Cookie

• “Star of the Industry” ⭐️

Featuring: Dumpling Cookie (debut), Reporter Cookie, and various Music Cookies

• “The Sugar Swan’s Treasure”

Featuring: The Sugar Swan

• “Y/N Cookie Blurbs”

Featuring: Various Cookies

• “Pet Times”

Featuring: Carrot Cookie, Cheesecake Cookie, and Baguette Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie’s First Encounter with Stardust Cookie”

Featuring: Stardust Cookie and Moonlight Cookie

• “Moon Pie Cookie”

Featuring: Moonlight Cookie

• “Tales of Sweetness” 💝

Featuring: Carrot Cookie, Beet Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie and Light Cream Cookie

• “If Y/N Cookie Hated Someone”

Featuring: Dark Choco Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Affogato Cookie, Ice Juggler Cookie and Cocoa Cookie

• “Movie Star Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Cheesecake Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Mint Choco Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie, Eclair Cookie, Twizzly Gummy Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie

• “Duel of Hearts”

Featuring: White Choco Cookie and Rose Cookie

• “A Very Much Invited Guest”

Featuring: The Cookies of the Hollyberry Kingdom

• “Fashion Week 2?”

Featuring: Cheesecake Cookie, Chestnut Cookie, and the Tailor Cookies

• “Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to”

Featuring: The Vegetable Cookies

March 2023 🌱

• “Artist Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Butter Pretzel Cookie, Cheesecake Cookie, Truffle Cookie and Pastry Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie’s Costume Concepts”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Drawings for the Little Cookies”

Featuring: Lollipop Cookie, Walnut Cookie, Onion Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie

• “Ya Like Raisin Buns?”

Featuring: Black Raisin Cookie

• “Sweetheart Timekeeper Cookie” 💝

Featuring: Timekeeper Cookie

• “Stress from a Job”

Featuring: Baguette Cookie, Almond Cookie, Pizza Cookie, Dr. Bones Cookie and Kumiho Cookie

• “Ancient Y/N Cookie’s All Nighters”

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies

• “Y/N Cookie being part of a Royal Family”

Featuring: Madeleine Cookie, Financier Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Chocolate Bonbon Cookie and Rougefort Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie having a Nightmare”

Featuring: Moonlight Cookie, Milky Way Cookie and Stardust Cookie

• “Downstream: Part 1”

Featuring: Affogato Cookie and the Cookies of the Dark Cacao Kingdom

• “Group Findings”

Featuring: Cauliflower Cookie and Peperoncino Cookie

• “Volunteering to be a parent to Y/N Cookie’s child (Part 1)”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Sea Fairy x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Sea Fairy Cookie

• “A Jammed Heart” 😞

Featuring: Chocolate Frosting Cookie

• “Croissant Cookie vs. Timekeeper Cookie”

Featuring: Croissant Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie and Dark Fondue Cookie

April 2023 ☔️

• “A Forced Hand” ⭐️

Featuring: Salsa Cookie (debut) and the Ancient Cookies

• “Y/N Cookie in Scovillia”

Featuring: Scovillia Headmaster, Capsaicin Cookie, Parfaedia Principal, Prune Juice Cookie, Creme Knights Preceptor and Kouign-Amann Cookie

• “From Afar”

Featuring: Chocolate Bonbon Cookie, Croissant Cookie, Sour Belt Cookie and Lime Cookie

• “Kindred Souls”

Featuring: Milk Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie Comforting Centipede Cookie”

Featuring: Centipede Cookie, Lilac Cookie and Scorpion Cookie

• “Chocolate Frosting Cookie trying to redeem herself”

Featuring: Chocolate Frosting Cookie, Croissant Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie, Dark Fondue Cookie and Timekeeper Cookie

• “The Pudding Cup Circus”

Featuring: Banana Cookie, Ice Juggler Cookie, Licorice Cookie and Pomegranate Cookie

• “Cookies of Darkness Go to the Movies”

Featuring: The Cookies of Darkness

• “Volunteering to be a parent to Y/N Cookie’s child (Part 2)”

Featuring: Financier Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Madeleine Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie and Clotted Cream Cookie

• “Exiled from their Kingdom: The Darkness’s Offering”

Featuring: The Cookies of Darkness

• “No Simp September”

Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, Frost Queen Cookie, Blueberry Pie Cookie and Princess Cookie

• “I’ll Miss You” 😞

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies

• “The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar #2”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Y/N Cookie in the Crème Knights”

Featuring: Financier Cookie, Vanilla Sugar Cookie, Kouign-Amann Cookie, Prune Juice Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie

#brittle doughie masterlists #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run #yandere cookie run #cookie run angst #cookie run x reader #cookie run x you #yandere cookie run kingdom #crk #crob

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Brittle-Doughie’s Main Page

Heya! The name is Brittle, I go by he/him and I’m a writer for a bunch of things Cookie Run, you’ll probably find me on the Cookie Wars with the various stuff I put out on the tag! Welcome!

[Request Box: Open!]

MASTERLIST #2 >>> HERE

[Guidelines]

Gender neutral readers are my way to go, so everyone can enjoy my fics! :D (This will always be the case unless the fic states otherwise)

The type of writings can vary, which could be either be headcanons, one-shots, etc etc. Whatever I feel like works best for the time.

The main fandom I write for is Cookie Run! Whether it be Wars, Ovenbreak, or even Kingdom!

Angst, fluff, yandere cookies, it’s all good with me!

My blacklist is fairly standard with a bunch of NSFW or MAJORLY cursed stuff not allowed. (Pedophilla, Incest, scat, etc etc)

Also, please keep your asks short and simple. Paragraph long ones just make my brain silly.

[Masterlist #1]

Ovenbreak/Kingdom

The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar V1.5

I’ll Miss You (Ancient Cookies)

Downstream Part 1 (Affogato Cookie)

Group Findings (Cauliflower and Peperoncino Cookie)

From Afar (Croissant, Lime, and Sour Belt)

A Jammed Heart (Original Cookie Character)

A Forced Hand (Ancient Cookies)

Y/N Cookie Blurbs (Various Cookies)

A Very Much Invited Guest (Hollyberry Kingdom)

Pet Times (Carrot, Cheesecake, and Baguette Cookie)

Duel of Hearts (White Choco and Rose Cookie)

Tales of Sweetness (Valentine’s Day Special)

Fashion Week 2?

Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to (Carrot, Beet, Spinach, Rambutan Cookie)

Costume Concepts

Ya Like Raisin Buns? (Black Raisin Cookie)

Star of the Industry (Popping Candy, DJ, Rockstar, Parfait, and Shining Glitter Cookie)

Even More Heartbreak (Black Pearl Cookie)

Antagonized

But the Dance is Today! (Hollyberry Kingdom)

Undeserving (Affogato Disciples, Dark Cacao, Adventurer, Captain Ice Cookie)

Anguish Before Matrimony (Pure Vanilla and White Lily Cookie)

No Dice (Ancient Cookies)

At Your Beck and Call (Pearl Legion/Custard Soldiers)

No Deed Goes Unnoticed (Dark Cacao Kingdom)

Milky Way Cookie Blurb

Eternity (Snow Sugar Cookie)

The Serenity or the Charismatic (Pure Vanilla v. Clotted Cream Cookie)

House is Where the Heart Is (Raspberry Mousse Cookie)

Chaos and Control (Twizzly Gang)

A Handycookie’s Expertise (Time Balance Department)

Good Day for Walks (Pure Vanilla Cookie)

Fish in a Barrel (Affogato Cookie)

Spared No Expense 1.5 (Cheesecake Cookie)

Coworkers Delight (Maple Taffy Cookie)

Memories

Sands of the Sale (Yogurt Cream Cookie)

Two Sides of a Coin (Hollyberry Cookie x Male Reader)

Face the Music! (B.A.D 4)

Seize the Spin

Foul Play (Cherry Stars)

Molded, Battered, Whole (The Five Dragons)

In a Heartbeat (Pink Choco Cookie)

From the Brink

What If: In Your Name

When the Jingle Bells Rock (Christmas Special)

The Flipside

Spared No Expense (Cheesecake Cookie)

For Their Majesty (Amber Sugar Cookie)

Speak of the Tree (Millennial Tree Cookie, Churro Cookie)

The Deal with Ancients

Bake It till You Make It

Polar Opposites (Timekeeper Cookie)

A Phenomenal Photo

Let Me Be Your Relay Cookie

A Tune for You (Vagabond Cookie)

Real Y/N Cookie Birthday Hours

Missing You

Sunrises (Missing You Alt)

The Face of the Future (Director Croissant, Stringy Gummy, Ephemeral Flow Timekeeper)

The Spooky Cookie Tapes

The Deal with Dragons (The 5 Dragons)

The Thrill or The Peace (Adventurer Cookie v. Blackberry Cookie)

Marketplace Ruckus (Hollyberrian Marketplace)

Time Travel, Woo! (Croissant Cookie)

Biggest Fans (Cherry Stars)

The Idol and the DJ (DJ Cookie)

The TBD’s Handycookie (Time Balance Department)

The Apple in this Doctor’s Eye (Dr. Bones Cookie

Heartbreak (Kumiho Cookie)

Pizza’s Here (Pizza Cookie)

The Beloved of Duskgloom Sea (Black Pearl Cookie)

Picnic Time (Cherry Blossom Cookie)

The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar (Various Cookies)

Wars/Jellywalker AU

[Q: Question based. Though some questions do evolve into full on fics.]

Heart of the Horde

Protectors of the Horde’s Heart

Death of the Heart

The Starved Heart

Heart Amongst Legends

Recollection 1 (White Ghost Cookie, Vagabond Cookie, Cream Unicorn Cookie)

Recollection 2 (Financier Cookie, Vampire Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie)

Recollection 3 (Infected TBD)

Wandering

Wandering #2

Gift Mode | Keeping Quiet | Little Ones | Wandering Part 3 (Jellywalker AU)

The News Gets to Them (Walker AU. Sorbet Cookie, Lilac Cookie, Black Garlic Cookie)

The News Gets to Them #2 (Walker AU. Lilybell Cookie, Choco Ball Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie)

Q: Various Cookies as Walkers

Q: Various Cookies as Walkers #2

Q: Bosses and You!

Q: Guard Duty (Jellywalker Knight Cookie)

Q: If Y/N Died

Q: Would The Dragons Help?

Q: How did Y/N get infected?

Q: Y/N Captured

Q: Shared Emotion of Y/N Cookie and the Horde

Q: Showoffs of the Horde (Fire Spirit Cookie, Cinnamon Cookie, Skating Queen Cookie)

Q: If Y/N was cured?

Q: Argument Amongst the Horde

#masterlist #navigation #cookie run x reader #cookie run x you #jelly walkers x reader #cookie wars x reader #cr x reader #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak

[borathae]

"The story of how your boyfriend prepared the sweetest surprise for you, even if he always says that he isn't at all romantic."

Pairing: Vampire!Yoongi x f.Reader 

Genre: established relationship!AU, Fluff 

Warnings: Yoongi. that’s the warning. he will melt you

Wordcount: 2.5k 

a/n: I sometimes wonder why I always write such sweet stories like 😔 I love him with all my heart and I miss him daily 😔 idk what else to say, this is making me feel so single. Just enjoy besties 😔💗

The estate smells like freshly baked goods when you leave your wing for the morning. Given how no lingering smell of burned edges soaked the sweet scent you knew exactly who was using the kitchen. 

Yoongi.

The thought that you are able to see him first thing after waking up, fills you with immense joy. The quick journey to the kitchen becomes oh so easy to bear whilst at the same time feeling way too long. Oh how you want to see him.

"Good morning", you say as you enter the kitchen, eyes landing instantly on your boyfriend.

He has his hair in half bun and wears the sleeves of his cotton shirt rolled up. A black apron adorns his body, covered in flour at the front and with a neatly done bow in the back. 

Yoongi lifts his head, eyes softening the instant he sees you. 

"Good morning", he says, unable to stop the love drunk smile from curling his lips, "did you sleep well, my princess?" 

"I did. Gosh, look at you though", you say, hurrying to his side just so you can touch his waist.

Yoongi steps closer on instinct, studying your features almost obsessively.

"You look so handsome, gosh Yoongi Boongie I want to eat you", you say, giving his waist a little squeeze.

Yoongi, with immense fondness in his eyes, turns back to the dough he was kneading. 

"You're so weird", he says, shaking his head. 

"I'm not, you’re just way too handsome", you say, resting your cheek against his arm. With a content smile on your lips, you watch his skilled fingers work. He is parting the dough into equal bits before rolling them into little balls.

"What are you making?" you ask him, "the entire estate smells of it."

"Just some stuff. I felt like baking."

"Well whatever it is, it smells amazing. I hope I can taste some too." 

He sneaks a glance at you from the corner of his eyes. 

"It's for you anyway, I don’t eat that stuff", he says nonchalantly but with great nervousness in his eyes. Your heart flutters because of it.

Wordlessly, you grab his chin just to turn his head to you so you can place a tender kiss on his lips. 

Yoongi, who wanted to cup your cheeks only to remember he is covered in flour, lets his hands just kind of awkwardly hover next to your face, sighing almost sadly when you pull back. 

"You're the sweetest man, Min Yoongi", you whisper, caressing his chin, "I'm seriously so lucky." 

Yoongi flusters, looking at the ground before almost aggressively turning his head away. He works quicker than he did before, rolling the dough with all his might.

With a fond chuckle, you break away from him in order to prepare your tea and breakfast. 

"Breakfast's on the table", Yoongi murmurs shyly.

You look at the dinner table. Indeed it is. You were so busy gazing at Yoongi that you didn’t even notice the five star meal he prepared for you. 

Scones, most definitely freshly baked and a glass of the raspberry jam you made together. Some clotted cream as well, served in a white porcelain bowl. A neatly cut peach rests on a matching plate as well. 

"Yoongi", you say, melting on the spot. 

"It's not much, I know." 

"Oh be quiet, it’s amazing. Thank you." 

Yoongi accepts the big smooch you place on his cheek, nodding his head afterwards.

"Yeah, just eat", he mumbles, acting oh so busy by picking up more dough. 

You eat breakfast deliciously and oh so happily, coming to the conclusion once again that Yoongi makes the best food ever. 

Afterwards, and after one tight hug, you abandon him in the kitchen to wash up and spend your day in the greenhouse. It is a good day, one filled with lots of hard work, which feels oh so fulfilling because it was work you enjoyed doing. 

The sun has just started her journey past her zenith when you decide to let it be for the day.

You turn, colliding with a chest rather harshly.

"Ah!" "Oh, careful!" 

Strong hands hold you by your shoulders instantly, stopping your body from falling down. You know exactly who stands in your way, you don’t even have to look to know. He is such a sneaky jokester sometimes.

"Yoongi! Stop startling me! It’s not funny!" you complain loudly, nudging his chest. 

He smiles sheepishly, "see? I'm not predictable like you said." 

You roll your eyes, "tch. How long were you standing behind me like a creep?" 

"Literally just a second, I was about to call your name." 

"Sure you were", you nudge him again, "you'll get that back." 

"Sorry, don’t be mad", he says, leaning in to kiss your cheek.

"You know I can’t", you say, chasing his kiss with closed eyes.

He pulls back, looking at you with nervous eyes.

“What’s wrong? Why are you making that face?” you ask him. 

"Uhm ___", he begins, touching the side of his neck nervously, "I actually wanted to ask you if you wanted to go somewhere?" he asks, "with me", he adds quickly just in case it wasn’t obvious still.

"Go somewhere? Where to? When?" 

"Just somewhere, right now. I prepared something."

"You did? What is it?" 

"Just something." 

You smile fondly. He is so secretive sometimes. 

"Well, is it something I need to be pretty for?" you ask him, sneaking a glance down his body. He is wearing blue jeans and a colourful shirt. Which in Yoongi’s case means that he dressed up. And you just know that he spent ages doing his hair because it looks freshly washed and just slightly curled.

"I guess I do, you look really handsome. Give me twenty minutes and I'll be done, okay?" 

"You can go like this. You’re really pretty", he says, but you shake your head. 

"I have the perfect dress to wear", you say, storming off afterwards to get ready.

Yoongi watches you hurry away before squatting down and cleaning up your gardening tools because he knows that you would otherwise look for them tomorrow. Afterwards he leaves the greenhouse and your wing, wanting to give you your privacy.

You take more than twenty minutes, but Yoongi doesn’t mind. He waits for you in his music room, playing random melodies he thinks of in the moment to distract himself from the unbearable flutters in his chest. He sometimes wonders if those flutters will ever get better or if they will always stay with him whenever he waits for you to join him on a date. He often times wishes that they will never leave, because those flutters feel closest to what he remember a heartbeat to feel like.

"Sorry I took so long, I wanted to make it perfect”, your sweet voice joins him in the music room.

He lifts his head from the piano, completely messing up his play for he felt too stunned by you to function. 

"It, it’s fine", he stutters, trying but failing to keep his mouth shut. 

You giggle, feeling oh so good under his star struck gaze. You pull a little pose.

"Do you like the outfit?" 

Yoongi nods his head vigorously, stumbling to his feet.

"You look nice", he says, hurrying to you with open arms, "pretty I, I mean”, he says, placing his hands on your waist with such tenderness you wonder if he fears to break you otherwise, “so beautiful."

"Well thank you", you say, doing a little curtsey before caressing his chest, "now do you finally want to tell me where you are taking me to?" 

"The lake."

"The lake? Well that’s a surprise. I'm excited now."

Yoongi takes your hand to lead you outside. 

"I hope you'll like it", he murmurs dryly but with a soft blush on the tip of his nose.

Yoongi takes you in his convertible, insisting that the walk was far too long, which was a lie. The walk would have been just fine, but it still kind of felt nice to be chauffeured around the estate's grounds with the warm summer's breeze on your face and Yoongi’s hand on your thigh. It also gave the entire situation an even stronger date vibe to it, which was lovely.

Yoongi parks the car just by the side of the road, helping you get out after getting out himself. He keeps it unlocked, but takes the keys with him. 

"The drive was nice", you tell him, hugging the arm he offers more than you hold it. You just love being touchy with him, he always smells so good that it is kind of hard not to.

"I told you it would be nice."

"Yes, you were right. Oh Yoongi, this is so perfect."

"Yeah", he agrees quietly, holding you by the small of your back now that the walk is a little bumpy from the uneven ground. You don’t seem to mind the difficult walk, beaming in happiness next to him.

"Now I’m so excited for what you prepared. Wait", you spot it, stopping abruptly, "is this…Yoongi did you prepare a picnic?"

"Maybe", he murmurs, touching the side of his neck.

He flinches when you squeak and then side hug his waist oh so tightly. 

"I love this so much, thank you”, you babble, swaying him from side to side aggressively.

Yoongi lets it happen with a content smile on his face, “you didn’t even look at it yet”, he murmurs.

“Right!” you tilt your head so you can beam at him, “come, we have to look at it", you say, tugging him with you. 

“Okay, okay I’m coming”, he says, stumbling after you with his fingers intertwined oh so tightly with yours. He really hopes that you love what he did.

Yoongi went all out. He placed a red picnic blanket in the green grass just a few meters by the water. On it he lied exactly eight pillows, soft and with a cotton cover, and a woollen blanket to share for later, the one you made during the snowy days in early springs. He also seemed to have gone into town for a bouquet of flowers, presenting them next to a variety of food.

“My prince this is…” you whisper, drinking all of it in with breathlessness in your chest. He really prepared all of this for you.

Yoongi gets to his knees and begins uncovering all of the food, storing the beeswax coverings in the basket. Baguette and rye bread you know to be of his morning baking session. He decided to prepare the most aesthetically pleasing charcuterie board with it. How he managed to get it to this location unharmed is a mystery to you. A pumpkin and courgette quiche and with it a tip made from herbs out of your garden is on the menu as well, looking mouth-wateringly delicious.

He also made croissants and laid out a bottle of red wine.

He stores the last of the beeswax wrappers in the basket and looks up at you with sparkly and oh so soft eyes.

“Is done”, he mumbles, looking to the side, “sit down”, he says, offering you his hand to hold onto.

You take it gladly, sitting down oh so close to him.

"Yoongi this is beautiful", you say.

He uncovers the last plate. He stares at you with big eyes, waiting for your reaction. Fresh fruit. Berries, strawberries and peaches. He cut every single one of the strawberries into hearts. 

"No way, you made them into little hearts", you gasp, looking at him with glassy eyes.

"Don't cry", he says panickedly.

"I'm just so moved", you say, reaching out to cup his cheek, "this must have taken so long to make." 

Yoongi flusters and points at the charcuterie board. 

"Look. They’re on there too", he says. 

He is right. Now you notice them. Strawberry hearts among grapes, cheeses and cold meat. 

"They are", you say, "oh Yoongs", you press out, falling around his neck so violently that he falls to his back. 

He gasps at first when you begin to litter his entire face with kisses and smooches, but soon begins to giggle because it feels really good. 

"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much", you chant, kissing him until he has to physically pull you away for a moment. 

You left lip gloss stains all over his cheeks and lips. You wipe them away with sorry eyes, but Yoongi doesn’t seem to mind, gazing at you with droopy, love drunk eyes. He gives you one smile, which he realises was way more fateful than he initially thought as you instantly begin kissing his face again, doing so with loud "mwuah"s and happy giggles.

Yoongi, with his eyes closed and billions of butterflies in his tummy, tries to catch his breath only to fail. 

"Princess, stop", he giggles, "the food."

Quite frankly however, Yoongi hopes that you don’t stop. This is the happiest he could ever be. There is nothing better in this world than you. 

You stop your kisses, but keep touching his face, pinching the parts which are just so incredibly soft and caressing the parts which are a little harder. 

"Are you happy?" he asks. 

"I'm so happy, I could burst", you answer him, cupping his cheek. 

Yoongi leans into your touch, closing his eyes in a pretty manner. He shivers when you kiss his other cheek and stay close by rubbing the tip of your nose against his skin slowly. 

“Thank you so much my prince, I don’t know how to ever pay you back”, you whisper.

“You don’t. Please. No paying back”, he answers you without hesitation.

You exhale in a soft sigh.

"I don't know why I bothered to put lip gloss on. It’s all on you now”, you say, having to chuckle quietly.

"It's fine", he says, wrapping his arms around you waist and hugging you closer that way.

"I'm just so…happy", you whisper, exhaling shakily, "all of it is so perfect. You’re the sweetest person ever. Thank you."

Yoongi turns his head, rubbing the tip of his nose against yours.

"It's not much", he says softly.

"Hush, it’s perfect."

"Okay", he whispers, kissing you back when you kiss him. 

He can feel your heart race when you finally pull back.

"I did it for today", he confesses. 

"What do you mean?"

"It's the third today. You surprised me in Berlin today."

"A year ago", you gasp, "you remembered the day?" 

He nods his head, "it's when I, you know uhm", he opens his eyes, realising that you have yours closed. He studies your features and how you made them even prettier with the help of make up today. With tender fingers he cups your cheeks, running his thumbs over your skin. 

"It's when I had you by my side again and we began to grow so much closer afterwards and I just", he exhales shakily, "I guess I wasn’t sure before that. We only had one night and then I left you for six months and I guess, I wasn’t sure if you still liked me."

You open your eyes.

"But I knew then. The third. That's when I knew and I wanted to do something today. Because of it. I mean, yeah."

You smile, feeling like melting. 

"So we basically have two anniversaries? One in winter and one today?" 

He nods his head shyly.

"I like this so much", you say, caressing his cheek, "I love you, Min Yoongi."

"I love you too", he says, blushing instantly.​

#yoongi fluff #yoongi romance #yoongi fanfic #yoongi fanfiction #yoongi scenario #yoongi oneshot #yoongi x reader #yoongi x you #bts fluff #bts romance #bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts scenario #bts oneshot #bts x reader #bts x you #bangtan fluff #bangtan romance #bangtan fanfic #bangtan fanfiction #bangtan scenario #bangtan oneshot #bangtan x reader #bangtan x you #fanfic: sanguis duology

[nightmyst14-blog]

Back at it again!!

2nd part to showing some of my ships, so today its my Kingdom Exclusive ships!! Now some should be more familiar.

Also throwing this out there for honestly no reason, I'm prefectly okay if you ship anything different from what I show here. These are all MY ships. If you ship something else, as long as its not-toxic and not Proship, I'm bound to be okay with it.

With that in mind, let's go.

Polychampions: Even after their event, I can't help but love this trio!! Their dynamic is so funny. I can imagine their hugging sessions are the best, especially with Capsaicin being there. They all keep an eye of each other, even dealing with their own issues.

CaviOyster: My most written about ship!! Sea cookies got to stick together, after all!! It tickles me that it was these two who stood up to Custard and the others about the treatment of the Creme Republic. They're Clotted Cream's uncle and aunt figures.

DarkCherryWolf: I couldn't decide werether I liked Darkwolf or Cherrywolf more, so I slapped them together. I imagine Choco already knew of Werewolf even when he left the COD, so they started to hang out more. Then later Choco was introduced to Blossom. Shenangians happen and now, they're all dating. and thanks to the idea @analogical-spacegays gave me, they are all now parents to the squirrel trio Roll Cake, Pancake , and Pinecone.

PureHolly: A comfort ship of mine. Loving parents of Royalberry even the two are in separated kingdoms. PV feels awful about all the hardships Holly went after his sacrifice, and constantly does his best to be there for her. Everytime they meet up, Holly engulfs the shorter man in a big hug. PV doesnt have the heart to stop her, plus he enjoys it,

AlmondLatte: A classic, but a good one, Their banter during the Light the Beacons story is so funny. I love the found family potential between them, plus Walnut and Creampuff. Latte would be a loving stepmom to Walnut.

ClottedClover: A rarepair!! Noble x Fairy/Elf vibes. With the idea of Clover being White Lily's son, that's going to be an AWKWARD reveal. Its a secret relationship the Consul is hiding from his father. Clover often would send Clotted songs he's written for him or 4-leaf clovers on his travels. One day, Clotted wishes to accompany.

RaspRye: This comes from me rewatching the scenes of Jedidiah and Octavius from all 3 Night at the Museum movies ( I know I'm old) and imagining them as these two. It works. Rye is always on the move from bounty hunting, so she's always stopping by House Raspberry to pay Raspberry a visit.

MalaFrost: Hot and cold gfs!! They give me SU Ruby and Sapphire vibes. How they meet is where Mala was given a dare to survive in the coldest region for the week (as you do), and was found by Frost Queen after Mala almost frioze to death. Of course Forst took care of her and restored her to full health, bue expected her to leave due cookies usually being scared by her and her powers. Istead , Mala stuck around and tries to court her, without much avail. One day, Frost decides to take up her offer. In short, Frost fell HARD in love at Mala's silliness and her good heart, along with impressed how well she was as a chieftain. They've been dating ever since.

WildChip: Last, but definitely not least, these two dorks. I know a lot of WildChip lovers can understand why I love this ship. Also, their bond also reminds me of Patroclus and Achilles from Greek mythology. I know they got their other's back, even when in danger.

That's all 9!! My next one will be mwcrossover ships, as I ship two characters One from Ovenbreak, and One from Kingdom. It might be a bit shorter than this, but we'll how it goes.

Hope you enjoyed!!

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run headcanons #polychampions #prune x kouign x capsaicin #prune juice cookie #capsaicin cookie #kouign amann cookie #captain caviar cookie #oyster cookie #captain caviar cookie x oyster cookie #dark choco cookie #werewolf cookie #cherry blossom cookie #pure vanilla cookie #hollyberry cookie #pureholly #almond cookie #latte cookie #almondlatte #clotted cream cookie #clover cookie #raspberry cookie #rye cookie #mala sauce cookie #frost queen cookie #wildberry cookie #crunchy chip cookie #wildchip

[mid-fight-lover]

The list of cookie run ships (updated):

Gingerbrave x Strawberry cookie

Gingerbright x Skater cookie

Zombie cookie x Fairy cookie

Wizard cookie x Cream puff cookie

Princess cookie x Knight cookie

Chilli pepper cookie x Muscle cookie

Gumball cookie x Cherry cookie

Ninja cookie x Skating queen cookie

Angel cookie x Devil cookie

Adventurer cookie x blackberry cookie

Pancake cookie x onion cookie

Custard cookie lll x Strawberry creepe cookie

Carrot cookie x Potato cookie

Lemon cookie x Orange cookie

Soda cookie x Lime cookie

Mango cookie x Grapefruit cookie

Whipped cream cookie x Birthday cake cookie

Cream unicorn cookie x Banana cookie

Sparkling cookie x Cheesecake cookie

Herb cookie x Cherry blossom cookie

Red peeper cookie x Yoga cookie

Wild berry cookie x Raspberry cookie

Crunchy chip cookie x Tiger Lily cookie

Dark choco cookie x Caramel arrow cookie

Clotted cream cookie x Financier cookie

Captain caviar cookie x Oyster cookie

Black pearl cookie x Abyss monarch cookie

Werewolf cookie x Kumiho cookie

Wind archer x Sea fairy cookie

Moonlight cookie x Fire spirit cookie

Tea knight cookie x Frost queen cookie

Churro cookie x hydrangea cookie

Croissant cookie x string gummy cookie

Millennial tree cookie x Lotus dragon cookie

Pitaya dragon cookie x Mala sauce cookie (divorced)

Pitaya dragon cookie x Rambutan cookie

Ananas dragon cookie x Golden cheese cookie

Longan dragon cookie x Dark enchantress cookie

Lychee dragon cookie x Electric eel cookie

Affogato cookie x Snake fruit cookie

Madeline cookie x Mont Blanc cookie

Pastel meringue cookie x Chocolate bonbon cookie

Rockstar cookie x Currant cream cookie

Kiwi cookie x Sour belt cookie

Dino sour cookie x Cotton candy cookie

Espresso cookie x Latte cookie

Eclair cookie x Blueberry pie cookie

Yogurt cream cookie x Centipede cookie (divorced)

Lilac cookie x Scorpion cookie

Amber sugar cookie x Sugar glass cookie

Licorice cookie x Pomegranate cookie

Poison mushroom cookie x Lily bell cookie

Blue Lily cookie x Stardust cookie

Cheese nut cookie x Pudding cookie

Sorbet shark cookie x Squid ink cookie

Peppermint cookie x Piñata cookie

Milk cookie x Parfait cookie

Prune juice cookie x Crowberry cookie

Capsaicin cookie x Kouing amann cookie

Snow sugar cookie x Pumpkin pie cookie

Purple yam cookie x Twizly gummy cookie

Red velvet cookie x Pastry cookie

Clover cookie x Bellflower cookie

Popping candy cookie x Shinning glitter cookie

Macaron cookie x Fig cookie

Marshmallow cookie x Host cookie

.........And the list would keep going...... Sorry for not including all of them, I mean, there are way too much ships and I could just not include them all,so here's all the ships I remember, and you can suggest me ships for my next generation of course! So well, that's all

#fandom ships #cookie run

[lovesickletters]

💜𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉💜

𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒 𝑅𝓊𝓃

💜Yandere Red Velvet Cookie x Reader | Seeing Red

💜Yandere Red Velvet x Reader Drabble | Blame Gluttony

💜Angst Hanahaki Herb Cookie x Reader | Morning Glory

💜Yandere Alchemist Cookie x Reader | Catalyst

💜Yandere Milk Cookie | Yandere Subcategories

💜Yandere Alphabet - Frost Queen Cookie | Raspberry Cookie | Dark Choco Cookie | Kumiho Cookie | Affogato Cookie | Parfait Cookie | Twizzly Gummy Cookie | Espresso Cookie | BlackBerry Cookie | Madeleine Cookie

💜Yandere Alphabet - Espresso Cookie

💜Yandere Alphabet - Red Velvet Cookie ⚛️Yandere Bouquet Prompts - Black Pearl Cookie

⚛️Yandere Bouquet Prompts - Almond Cookie

⚛️Yandere Bouquet Prompts - Parfait Cookie 💟Raspberry Cookie | Yandere Edits

💟Red Velvet Cookie | Yandere Edits

💌Almond Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Chilli Pepper Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Clotted Cream Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Cream Unicorn Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Dark Cacao Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Dark Choco Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Espresso Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Herb Cookie | Lovesick Letters 💌Hollyberry Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Kumiho Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Latte Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Lilac Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Liquorice Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Madeleine Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Milk Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Oyster Cookie | Lovesick Letters 💌Parfait Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Pastry Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Pitaya Dragon Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Pure Vanilla Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Purple Yam Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Red Velvet Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Rye Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Sparkling Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Vampire Cookie | Lovesick Letters

💌Werewolf Cookie | Lovesick Letters

𝒟𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓋𝑒

💜Yandere Willow/Wilson x Reader (Rewrite) | Sanity

𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃 𝐼𝓂𝓅𝒶𝒸𝓉

💜Zhongli x Reader (𝓃𝓈𝒻𝓌)| Sleeping Beauty

💜Amber | Beidou | Yae | NSFW Alphabet

💌Diluc x Reader | Lovesick Letters 💟Amber | Yandere Edits

ℐ𝓃𝓈𝒸𝓇𝓎𝓅𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃

💌Grimora | Lovesick Letters

𝑀𝑜𝓃𝓀𝒾𝑒 𝒦𝒾𝒹

💜Macaque | Wukong NSFW Alphabet

💟Macaque | Wukong | Red Son | Yandere Edits

💟Macaque | Wukong | Princess Iron Fan | Spider Queen | Yandere Edits

💟Wukong | Scorpion Queen | Chang’e | Lady Bone Demon | Yandere Edits

💟Macaque | Wukong | Yandere Edits

💌Macaque | Lovesick Letters

💌Sun Wukong | Lovesick Letters

𝒮𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒

💜Spinel x Reader (𝓃𝓈𝒻𝓌) | Serene

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓁𝑒𝓎 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒

💌The Narrator | Lovesick Letters

💜Yandere Narrator x Reader | Tragedy

💟Lovebug!Narrator | Sketch

#masterlist

[nightmarilyn]

Raspberry takes another mission as a knight 💖

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #raspberry cookie #clotted cream cookie #raspberry x clotted cream #my art

[karol-chan-art]

*~°Introduction°~*

Hi! My name is Karol Chan, but please call me Karol!

I am a 19 year old Brazillian, Art is basically my Hobby at this point! Oh, I also love playing video games! I'm also Aromantic and a multishipper!

*~°Medias°~*

Instagram - karolchan_art

Artfight - KarolChanArt

Toyhouse - KarolChanArt

*~°Fandoms I'm In°~*

A Hat in Time

Cookie Run

Genshin Impact

Omori

My Hero Academia

The Owl House

Steven Universe

Demon Slayer

Minecraft

Pokémon

*~°What I Draw°~*

I mostly draw Cookie Run fankids, ship art of my favorite ships/rarepairs and most importantly I do some Sprite Edits from time to time!

*~°Art Status°~*

Commissions - OPEN

Art Trades - OPEN

Requests - CLOSED

*~°Interaction List°~*

Interact with me if you're:

LGBTQ+ People!

Into one of the fandoms I'm in

Into one of my rarepairs(list bellow)

Artists

HSR players

Genshin Impact players

CRK players

Minecraft players

Horror game fans

Pokémon fans

Dreamlight Valley fans/players

Anime fans

Multishipper

DNI If you are/like:

Proshippers

Toxic Shippers

Incest

Anti-LGBTQ+

NFT Defender

AI 'Art' Defender

*~°Favorite Pairs List°~*

TimeEnchantress(Timekeeper x Dark Enchantress)

DarkVelvet(Dark Choco x Red Velvet)

PolyChampions(Prune Juice x Kouign Amann x Capsaicin)

PureLonganFort(Pure Vanilla x Longan Dragon x Roguefort)

AffoMonarch(Affogato x Abyss Monarch)

GlitterDust(Shining Glitter x Stardust)

LotusHydrangea(Lotus Dragon x Hydrangea)

TarteCacao(Tarte Tatin x Dark Cacao)

PruneSaicin(Prune Juice x Capsaicin)

DarkRasp(Dark Choco x Raspberry

CheesePearl(Golden Cheese x Black Pearl)

CaviarUni(Captain Caviar x Cream Unicorn)

CrunchyBurntVelvet(Crunchy Chip x Burnt Cheese x Red Velvet)

ElderSwan(Elder Faerie x Sugar Swan)

Moonlily(Moonlight x White Lily)

LinzerBrute(Linzer x Choco Werehound Brute/Schwarzwälder)

PastelStars(Pastel Meringue x Astronaut)

CrimsonDust(Crimson Coral x Stardust)

Licofait(Licorice x Parfait)

MillennialFrost(Millennial Tree x Frost Queen)

DarkHerb(Dark Choco x Herb)

CaraRaisin(Caramel Arrow x Black Raisin)

BlossomPome(Cherry Blossom x Pomegranate)

EspressLeine(Espresso x Madeleine)

HollyTaya(Hollberry x Pitaya Dragon)

PureCacao(Pure Vanilla x Dark Cacao)

TeaClair(Tea Knight x Eclair)

RogueMond(Roguefort x Almond)

WildClotted(Wildberry x Clotted Cream)

*~°Thank You for Your Time!°~*

#introductory post #ship list #art status #fandom

[kalopses-sonderes]

Sonders “Take it from there” Crk Event(Tenp closed❌)

Event was inspires by 2 request i got that told be to “take it from there” ^^

How to request:

•One character per request

•Per the title, Just give a character x reader, no scenario, then let me take it from there!

•If you want a “human Au!” or “Platonic” or “Female/male! reader” etc, thats aloud!

•For this event, i will only do request for Kingdom cookies(sorry). only exceptions are cookies from ovenbreak i write about a lot like Earl gray, Raspberry mousse, and Millennial Tree

Still confused on how to request?

-Heres an ask by my hyper anon that follows this format (link)

-heres another ask by my 🍫 anon that also followed this format (link)

Example Formats you can use:

~Hello! Can i get a (Crk Character name) x reader, Take it from there^^

~Can i get a self aware (Crk Character name) x reader? Take it from there!

~Can you do (Crk character name) x male! reader, take it from there💃🏽

~Are you able to do Human! Au (Crk character name) x Reader? take it from there!

#sonder events #cookie run #crk #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #crk x reader #self aware au #self aware crk #pure vanilla cookie #sonder event #cr kingdom #sea fairy crk #clotted cream cookie #crk au #raspberry mousse #milk cookie #millennial tree cookie run #pure vanilla fanart #pure vanilla x reader #avocado cookie #almond cookie

[sammywolfgirl]

Hmmm- Financier or Raspberry Cookie. Whichever you feel more included to do :3

I know a bit more about financier than raspberry so I’ll do her

Sexuality Headcanon: a lesbian, so very very gay

Gender Headcanon: she’s cis but probably did experiment with her presentation a bit, concluded she was definitely a woman but masc clothing is cool, probably contributed to her style nowadays

A ship I have with said character: I currently don’t ship her with anyone but I’m willing to fuck around with financier x pastry or a polycule with pastry and raspberry. I need to get a better read on the characters first

A BROTP I have with said character: listen man, financier and clotted cream wlw mlm solidarity. They go from a more professional relationship to friends and confidants and she would kill for this workaholic twink!

A NOTP I have with said character: financier x oyster, I know they’re both adults but the age gap is a bit too wide for me to feel comfortable with. Plus I haven’t reallt seen any take on this we’re oyster isn’t a little pushy with her authority so it’s a big yikes from me

A random headcanon: she was an orphan raised by the church in the republic, I’m forgetting names but that elder was like a mother figure to her…so yeah you can imagine how she felt when the plot reveal happened

General Opinion over said character: she’s pretty neat. I hope the brain worms latch onto her one day so I can develop her a bit for my au.

#it me #cookie run #cookie run au #cookie run kingdom #ask meme #financier cookie

[bestrecipes2023]

Wimbledon summer pudding

“I grew up making and loving summer pudding, and I still adore it now. If I had a tiny criticism, it would be that blackberries, blackcurrants and raspberries can feel a bit seedy, so I love this recipe, which is dedicated to the wonderful combo of strawberries and cream, and nods to the delightful summer drink of Pimm’s. The use of cucumber is a game changer – please embrace it, you won’t regret it. ”

Ingredients

400 g golden caster sugar

150 ml Pimm's

150 ml ginger beer

1 vanilla pod

1 cucumber

1 kg ripe strawberries

½ a bunch of mint , (15g)

11 x 1 cm-thick slices of white bread

clotted cream , to serve

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Method

This works great as a stand-alone recipe, but also as a component in Jamie’s Sunny Gathering from Together – see the full collection of menus here.

GET AHEAD Put 200g of the sugar into a large non-stick frying pan on a medium heat. As soon as it’s melted into a chestnut brown caramel, carefully pour in the Pimm’s and ginger beer – the mixture may seize up but don’t worry, simmer and stir gently until it comes together. Halve the vanilla pod lengthways and scrape out the seeds, adding both to the pan, let the mixture bubble away for 5 minutes, then turn the heat off. Use a speed-peeler to peel the cucumber, halve it lengthways and scrape out the seeds with a teaspoon, then slice it ½cm thick and, in a bowl, toss with 100g of sugar. Hull, halve and add the strawberries, tossing again. Pick and finely chop half the mint leaves, then gently stir into the caramel with the cucumber and strawberries.

Double line a 2-litre pudding bowl with clingfilm, leaving a generous overhang. Cut the crusts off the bread and cut the pieces in half. Gently dip one side of each piece into the pan of fruit so it sucks up some jammy juice, then place enough slices, jam against clingfilm, to line the sides, then the bottom of the bowl, slightly overlapping them as you go. Use a slotted spoon to pile in the cucumber and strawberries, leaving the juices behind, then double dip the remaining pieces of bread and use them to cover the filling. Fold in the overhanging clingfilm, creating a bit of tension to wrap it tight. Pop a plate on top, as well as something heavy to weigh it down, and refrigerate on a tray for at least 8 hours, or up to 2 days. Cover and refrigerate any leftover juices.

Tear the remaining mint leaves into a pestle and mortar, pound into a paste, then muddle and pound in around 100g of sugar so you can sprinkle it. Leave to dry out on a tray – you’ll only need a pinch per person, so save the rest in an airtight jar for future meals, where it will keep happily for up to 1 month.

TO SERVE Warm through and reduce any reserved juices until jammy. Unwrap and turn out the summer pud, drizzle over the jammy syrup, then serve each lovely portion with clotted cream and a sprinkling of mint sugar.

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[blessedshortcake]

so like i have raspberry x clotted (all i imagined was raspberry challenging someone much stronger than her to a duel and clotted naturally being like "no don't do that, please-" and some other junk that isn't interesting at all)

also know someone who ships red velvet x cream unicorn and its p interesting. i dont think there's content on either of these ships actually but

Raspberry x Clotted sounds so cute I love how you described them X)

Red Velvet x Cream Unicorn sounds a little like a crackship but the aesthetic is also appealing, good for your friend.

It's sadly hard to find rarepair content but maybe some day it'll be different X)

#raspberry cookie #clotted cream cookie #red velvet cookie #cream unicorn cookie #cookie run #cake asks #cake talks #i need to decide on a tav #*TAG #i cant spell its 4am