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[kalopses-sonderes]

Hyper anon: well since you're here...and you're back from your break let's go ahead and restart the silly adventures of a certain...baker.

Ok so hcs request to welcome ya back...unless you'd rather do a one shot but still...to give you context:

The Cookies finally bringing their baker into the world who I can imagine at first would...be very shy and nervous...like hiding themselves due to habit and stuff but once the cookies pry open the baker's shell and make them learn that they love the baker and can feel safe around em...they show off their boundless energy so they go from a shy, nervous, quiet baker to a bouncing off the walls, energetic, happy go lucky baker!

A/n: HYPER BAKERRR, the literally pride and joy of my blog! Just something small to get me back into writing

LETS SET THE SCENEE, as always, gender neutral pronouns unless stated otherwise😋

• Hyper! Baker who turns out to be the complete opposite of the scripture once they arrive to the kingdom. They were ment to be lively, full of energy, and can light up room with a smile— Instead they hide on top of fridges, run away every time a cookie tries to talk to them, and just so shy!

• When Pure Vanilla host parties in the bakers honor, they usually hide in the corner! They just get so nervous and don’t know what to do!

• Once the baker does finally come out of their shell, they didn’t realize what they were getting themselves into-

• Hyper! Baker is running up and down the walls, collecting rubber duckys (if you know yk), and their favorite thing: running through walls :D

• One second Bakers there, the next they’re swinging on the castles chandelier (IF YOU KNOW YK)

• Hyper! Baker was literally a leash child when they were younger, I whole heartedly believe that

• The cookies are on babysitting duty to make the Baker doesn’t end up lost in the forest and find Millennial Tree.. Pure Vanillas biggest rival :0

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Hyper anon here and ngl gonna ask for either more hcs....oooor one shot.

Soooo...how did the cookies get the baker to open up to them? How did they get the baker to come out of their shell to have fun instead of being so nervous and shy and well...afraid of making a bad impression?

A/n: it was the rubber ducky situation all over again! Kinda- short fic! I can’t write a fic one shot for the life of me💀 i think I answered the ask the right-

Pure Vanilla and baker were walking through the kingdom, enjoying the lovely weather they were having! Pure Vanilla held a couple of bags filled with gifts he got for baker as they silently trailed behind him, until… The sound of squeak was heard. It wasn’t loud nor stirred the peace of the kingdom. The Baker heard it, turning their head towards an alleyway. Pure Vanilla continues to walk and talk about kingdom affairs, not realizing Baker stopped following.

They heard the squeak again and walked down the small space between the two buildings. The area led to another part of the kingdom with more stores and buildings, just, less crowded. They peeped they’re head out of the alleyway, they saw Lilac and Yogurt Cream talking in front of a store selling miscellaneous items. Yogurt Cream was squeezing a rubber ducky he purchased; it was a classic, yellow rubber ducky. Lilac watched Yogurt Cream with an unamused look in his eyes, watching Yogurt cream be entertained by some toy. Lilac was the first to notice the Baker out of the corner of his eyes, he followed their gaze to the rubber ducky. There were stars in and sparkles in their eyes.

Lilac reached into the bag he was carrying a pulled out another rubber ducky, but this one was purple. He held it out, beckoning the baker to come and take it. The Baker didn’t hesitate, they walked over and took the purple ducky, squeezing it then letting air fill back into it.

…Pure Vanilla has has walked multiple blocks before realizing the Baker wasn’t there. “So which situation should we…” He looks behind himself to only see his own shadow. “… attend to first.. Baker?!”

He was filled with fear when he realized Baker wasn’t with him anymore. He asked nearby cookie, they told him they haven’t seen Baker. It put the entire Kingdom into Chaos while the Baker was playing with a purple ducky.

The Baker and Yogurt Cream continues to bond over their love of rubber duckys. The Baker was more hyper and lively as they continued to play with the rubber duckies. It took a good 20 more minutes before Pure Vanilla found Baker.

“Baker! I’ve been looking for you, what happened?! Are you hurt?!” Pure Vanilla looked over the Baker for any cuts like a concerned parent.

“I’m fine!” The Baker laughed, putting the purple ducky in Pure Vanillas face and making it squeak squeak. “Look at it!”

Pure Vanilla was even more concerned.. Why was Baker so lively? He didn’t ask, nor did he want to know, hes happy his Baker is talking to him!

A/n: rubber ducky made baker happy! I hope any of this made actual sense, in my brain it did lmao

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Alrighttttttt sagau x hamilton brainrots/crack now (first time writing about sagau and genshin in general so sorry for ooc) only adult characters. This is also pre-Fontaine update

Again, they never heard of a Hamiltion so they think you fully created this play what a smart creator

Zhongli as Hamilton or Washington, leaning more towards being Washington. Like, he is just wise and what not and his voice might work more towards Washington.

Traveler as hamilton also makes sense, THE TWIN BEING AARON BURR????

ITTO AS HERCULES MULLIGANNNNNNN, thats it. Like bro, he’d be perfect for it and I stand fully by it. Theres no other person to do it better

Al Haitham as Lafyette since he knows more than one language

Thoma as James Madison and Childe as Thomas Jefferson?? Childe as the king also makes sense, he’d completely rock that little cape and crown.

Ningguang as Jean, Jean as Angelica, and Yan Fei as Peggy. I'm willing to change my mind on this but idk who else to put

Kaeya as Lawrance, prove me wrong. Diluc would be a background character at most, probably not. Might help you direct tho

Kaveh as that guy who also sings in farmer refuted, I dont think he has a name-

Brainrot over

#sonder rambles #sonders genshin rambles #genshin #genshin imagines #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact x reader #zhongli #diluc ragnvindr #genshin kaeya #genshin impact itto #ningguang

[kalopses-sonderes]

Crazy amount of brainrots for Cookie run x Hamilton, we’re just gonna pretend that all the cookies know how to sing-

You’ll be the director of the entire performance, since none of the cookies have ever heard of Hamilton they’ll think you actually created this musical from scratch.

Pure Vanilla or Dark Cacao would play George Washington. Likeeee, they both have been in a war and I fully believe Pure Vanilla will play the part like his life depends on it. His voice would perfectly fit the role to.

Aaron Burr is Red Velvet and nothing can change my mind.

Clotted Cream as the king just makes perfect sense, like the voice would go well for the character and his sass.

Sea Fairy as Angelica, Frost Queen as Peggy, and Moonlight(or Pastry) as Eliza. I stand by this. I absolutely loved Angelica's first actor, Renée Goldsberry. Her voice was just perfect for it. I can imagine Sea Fairy singing her heart out to Satisfied like omg

Capsaicin as Hercules Mulligan!! No one would play the role better than him, prove me wrong.

Oyster as Maria Renyolds, Affogato as James Renyolds?? How we feelin bout that?

Espresso as Lafyette and Eclair as Thomsas Jefferson, Idk it just made perfect sense. Eclair would absolutely love this play and learn the history of the reader's world and the wars and blah blah that went down there.

PLEASE ADD ON TO THIS I need to see other peoples character ideas for this

Im making a genshin version of this soon🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Sonder I'm going to hell for sure

Why??

#sonder rambles #sonders pretty flora🌸

[kalopses-sonderes]

#sonder rambles #dark cacao cookie #millennial tree cookie #pure vanilla cookie #crk tweets

[kalopses-sonderes]

Yall remember my cat that I used to show you guys all the time?

My cat passed April 2nd in my arms😭

#sonders cat tivali #sonder rambles

[kalopses-sonderes]

Pure Vanilla

“My love? Are you in here?” Pure Vanilla says as he cracks the door open to your shared room.

You’re laying in bed half awake, you sigh to let him to know your here.

“Oh? My love are you tired? sorry to wake you I’l go-”

“No.. Come backk..” You sleepily say. “Im not tired..” you started to slur your words. “not.. tired…” your words are getting quieter by the second.

“Please dear, go back to bed.” Pure Vanilla is standing in the doorway trying to block as much light from the hallway as he can.

“Come overr…” You try to look at pure vanilla but your eyes a half way shut.

Pure vanilla gives in, he walks in and shuts the door. He walks to the bed. The moonlight makes you more visible to him. He lifts the covers and climbs in. He holds you close as you drift off to sleep, whispering sweet nothings into your hair.

He woke you up with breakfast in bed, you didn’t remember what happened last night but Pure Vanilla has been smiling and blushing all morning.

Dark Cacao

Dark cacao gave you money and told you to entertain yourself outside of the castle.

You were upset, all you wanted to do is spend time with your husband instead of be around a few guards and have to go shopping for hours.

“Mrs, Dark Cacao has requested you come home now.” one of the guards say.

“Finally.. Lets go.”

You take a carriage back to the castle. When you arrive you left the carriage fast to go to the front door, leaving your bodyguards to handle your bags.

“Dark Cacao! how could you force me out-…. of the.. house…” you walked in the castle to see the place decorated head to toe. But no one was in sight.

You walked up the stairs to one of the corridor’s. It was also decorated in your favorite things. you walk to your room and see a dress/suit in your favorite color and fabric type. theres was posted note next it telling you to wear the outfit and then go down stairs. You decided to listen to it and put the outfit on. there were so many parts to the outfit and took you atleast an hour to figure it out. You head down the stairs, then the lights go off, the darkness was inviting becuase you didnt what you were gonna see. You hear running all around you. Then someone grabs your hand and starts leading you somewhere. Now the darkness wasnt as inviting.

Then, the running stopped, the person leasing you somewhere stopped. All was quiet. Then the licks turn on, you see the castle staff, cookies from the kingdom and cookies friends from distance lands. They all yelled congratulations, but you didnt know why. the person leading you around was your husband, Dark Cacao.

“What’s going on?” you say as you look up at him.

“What do you mean? its our celebration for being married for a half a year, doesnt everyone do this?” he said confused.

He had the spirit but not the right timing.

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[kalopses-sonderes]

New hyper anon here....saw this https://kalopsia-sonder.tumblr.com/post/690871540431060992/haha-i-had-a-dream-where-i-dressed-various-cookies

And loved it and can't help but imagine baker going to the other cookies, holding up crochet stuff and saying "who wants rainbow clothes?"

Aaaand then cookies either running to baker saying "me me me!" Or running for their dignity XD thought I'd tell ya lmao!

the cookies that would want to wear the rainbow clothes

-Hollyberry, Sparkling, Herb, Clover, all the children, Madeleine, latte, angel, princess, mango, knight(only because princess told him too), fig

The cookies that would run for the dignity

-All the cookies of darkness, Espresso, Almond, Oyster, Clotted Cream, Dark Cacao, Affogato, ninja, devil, Alchemist, crunchy chip, chili, muscle, twizzly, caramel arrow

The cookies that dont care and just stand still

-Lilac, beet, sea fairy, frost queen, blackberry, vampire, tea knight

The cookies that do it because they wanna see you happy

-Raspberry, yam, milk, gingerbrave, black raisin, avacado, sparkling, eclair, pumpkin pie, cocoa

#sonder rambles #cookie run #crk #cookie run kingdom #crk x reader #self aware crk #self aware au #pure vanilla cookie #herb cookies run #black rasin cookie #raspberry cookie run #clover cookie #pumpkin pie cookie run #almond cookie #crunchy chip cookie #herb cookie #clotted cream cookie #madeleine cookie #milk cookie #vampire cookie #cookies of darkness

[kalopses-sonderes]

I’m doing good myself! Got a new hyper fixation, bullied your ai’s while you were away, the usual.

Are we just gonna skip over you bullying my ai’s?😭

#sonder rambles #sonders dear ginger✨

[kalopses-sonderes]

Trying to get back into writing after taking a long break feels so weird

#sonder rambles

[kalopses-sonderes]

@floram00n considering her taste is a tree it shouldn’t be surprising

Gardener is an exception. They seem happy together, so I support it.

Miguel O’Hara is literally the definition of perfect dilf😍

#sonder rambles #sonders dear ginger✨

[kalopses-sonderes]

I feel like a snail dissolving

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Bout to take a math test, let yall know how it goes😋

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Cookie run request for head cannons and brainrots are open!!✅

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[kalopses-sonderes]

Not dead yall, but heres an update on where I’ve been

I was in a play, im currently directing a play, helping my friend not go to jail, helping my grandparents move, accidentally becoming the gossip for the teachers, contemplating life, talking to my dad who ghosted me for 2 years

So yeah, I’ve been a little bit busy🥲

I will get yan/flufftober done one day, promise🤞🏽

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