#rapid anon

[sagau-my-beloved]

I'm now just picturing the creator stuck in their bedroom, surrounded with shiny things and feathers because Zhongli now thinks of you as you as part of his horde, and venti is attempting to make a nest. It would take all of your diplomacy to prevent them from slapping the shit out of each other.

-Rapid anon

You're so right

Venti would complain nonstop about all of Zhongli's shiny things being too jagged and uncomfortable for the creator to rest with, it's simply too dangerous and you deserve nothing but the softest and most plush fineries to rest upon, anything even remotely close to metal is completely out of the question

He already doesn't like the idea of someone else being in your designated space that he's created for only the two of you, but now that person just has to bringing their collection of trinkets into a place that he's striving to make comfortable? How uncivilized

(I'm telling you right now Venti would absolutely secretly collect as much of the Mora in that pile as he can in favor of spending it on nicer blankets and such, and Zhongli would absolutely notice and that would make the entire thing worse)

Now Zhongli is also appalled that Venti would even insinuate that you shouldn't be surrounded by the most valuable items in all the nation at all times, it's only right that the crown jewel of his most prized existences be surrounded by all the precious metals and gems he possesses, though they all pale in comparison to your own worth of course

And he would be particularly irked at all the feathers

Like ok, fine, blankets and pillows are understandable (assuming they're of the highest quality), but feathers? That float everywhere at the slightest gust of wind and are just such a nuisance to clean up? How incredibly immature and frankly unrefine

And that's when the competition starts, ie. "Oh well since you obviously prize appearance over comfort I decided to replace your mattress with your core lapis collection, I could use the extra mattress and you'd prefer it like that anyway right? Hmm, I guess that means the creator will have to sleep with me for a while~"

"Well since you appear obsessed with soft things I picked up a few stray cats on the way in, you know how the creator just loves how soft they are. That's not a problem, right?"

Yeah they're about ready to rip each other's throats out by the end of the week, you are literally the only thing standing in the way of a massive fight breaking out because that would be incredibly undignified and they're both trying to prove how their way is the objectively right way

Really the only solution is to just have two separate rooms and you alternate the days you spend with each or to divide the room in half with like a curtain or something so neither of them can see the other side, because no resolution is going to come out of them sharing the same space, and then you only have to deal with them fighting about who your spending your time with, as usual

Then there's Ei looking on at the scene playing out with confusion and mild disgust at their behavior, emphasising on how if you want a civil place to stay she always has a normal room open and waiting without any of their weird tendencies or quarrelling (but then you're gonna end up having to deal with Yae Miko's fox behavior so is it really much better?)

Now taking her up on that offer might just cause the two of them to finally put their differences aside for the mutual cause of getting you back, because let's face it, there's really no point of a nest or horde if you're not there

#genshin impact #sagau #genshin venti #venti x reader #genshin zhongli #zhongli x reader #genshin x reader #brainrot #rapid anon #Their relationship is so funny #and poor reader caught in the middle is even funnier

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

Bones sideblog is also gone, i have no idea whats happening right now

-Rapid anon

Okay so NOW I’m in full on panic mode :D

#luci answers #anon ask #rapid anon

[chocoenvy]

Hey i was just wondering if you got the tsaritsa drabble i sent you?

-Rapid anon

I DID AND I WILL EAT IT LIKE A GOURMET MEAL

#choco.asks #rapid anon #im just slow with asks #and big walls of text are really hard for me to start reading bc im dumb #BUT I WILL EAT IT ALIVE #THANK YOU

[fatguarddog]

tentacles that want to fatten up their prey, so they can carry their eggs more effectively. getting caught by them when you're separated from your friends during a hike. pulled into a grove of them, surrounding you and ripping through your clothes like they're nothing. Soon there's one in your mouth, and your hole. filling and filling either end. More spring up to massage your steadily growing belly, then the liquid they're pouring into your cunt gets thicker. Laced with pheromones and aphrodisiac to make your body into exactly what it needs. Your weight begins to balloon as it dumps hot calorie-laden nectar down your throat, belly softening, hips widening, and breasts rounding out. It feels so good, your mind is getting hazier and fuzzier, any concern about getting so big fades away with the wonderful feeling of having your belly slosh with sweet sweet nectar. when your chest starts to leak a sweet thick milk that's when they dump heavy eggs into your body, filling your belly more and more, ad topping them off with a thick ribbed plug. They massage your bulging fat gut, and squeeze your engorged tits for a few minutes more before retreating back into the foliage. They let you go, you feel so big and heavy and bubbly its hard to move. You can only lay on your jiggly sloshy belly and watch your tits leak sweet cream. Eventually your friends find you dumbed down, blissed out, with a heavily fertilized plump gut

🪞

Oof, sounds like a delight ❤️

Having your friends help you waddle your way back home where you get comfortable with your new body, becoming lazy and eating more and more to take care of the growing eggs inside of you making you bigger and fatter by the day

When the time finally comes to lay them, your tits spout sweet nectar as you rest yourself in the bath tub, letting small tentacle beasts wriggle their way free from you in ecstasy, letting them lap up that nectar from your tits to get the strength they need to grow. Your body stays perfectly plumped up by the dense nectar and your new eating habits as your tentacle brood slithers away down the drains, eager to reach their full potential and gift others in the way you were once gifted... and you wonder if you should go on another hike if you can make the journey

#mirror anon #anon #hutch answers #tentacles #monsterfucking #egg preg #rapid weight gain #weight gain #lactation kink

[greatbigbellies]

Waking up to a spontaneous pregnancy so big you can't get out of bed

"Hey boss? Yeah, sorry, can't come in today..."

"Yeah actually about that, you know how you guys offer maternity leave?..."

"y-yeah, yeah, I know I wasn't pregnant when I left last week..."

"Yeah... I can't really show up to prove it... Pictures? Sure yeah..."

"Oh no, they won't be of a positive pregnancy test, I'll just give you a POV of what I look like pinned to my bed right now..."

#not bellies #ask #anon #rapid preg

[limerenceif]

Mc acting all humble and nice until the ros start arguing with them and then all hell will break loose.

inbox: open

no, literally, just imagine a very sweet PC who is known for their patience and kindness just start screaming and pointing fingers back 💀 and yk PC brought receipts to back em up

eye twitching and everything

#anon #about PC #like a rapid dog #limerence if

[ask-thearchivists]

Does Curator know that the way she styles her hair makes her look like radiant solar flares that warm my heart? (seriously her design makes me so lesbian)

The Curator: Aww, thank you~ Yeah, I style it to look like that on purpose.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #the owl house #toh #id in alt text #toh the archivists #the archivists #toh oc #flirty fridays #me and you both anon (lesbians) #sorry this is coming out so late I was eating then showering and then I was drawing that new hand #also I am loving the rapid cycling between people flirting with them #and questions asking to clarify how bad their family is (just so bad you wouldn't believe it tbh)

[infinitegest]

“What did you do to me?” I wine. Rubbing my belly to soothe the new stretch marks and calm down the occupants of my womb. I looked overdue with twins. “It’s only been 12 hours how big am I going to be at 9 months!”

okay this made my brain go in a slightly different direction: with normal pregnancy, the biggest weight gain is had in the last few months. thinking about hyperpreg where the opposite is true: for the first period, you're just swelling uncontrollably, but then it settles into a very slow but definite, constant level of growth for the next eight months.

anyway, to answer your question, i knocked your fertile ass up because you felt good and i thought it would be fun! you're doing great, sweetie :)

#asks #thanks anon! #rapid preg #hpreg #casual breeding #cavalier breeding

[seakicker]

okay but what about fertility archon childe and rapid/surprise pregnancy. . . he doesn't even need to physically breed you because just a snap of his fingers is enough to knock you up. but one day when he's masquerading as a human in some no-name travel and he sees you, he simply decides your gonna end up pregnant. the way your apron wraps around your waist and tummy keeps tempting him, giving him ideas how he could make it rounder, more pronounced under the fabric - and the liquor he drank makes him even more mischevious than usual. so he keeps stealing glances at you through the evening as a few ideas began stirring in his head. you're a little ditzy, he notices, because you don't immediately catch on how other patrons try flirting with you, making crude jokes when you approach them to make sure the food and drinks are to their liking. in his mind, he already claimed you when he first looked at you and your gorgeous body - the soft curve of your stomach, or the lovely shape of your hips and the low-cut shirt that slips down dangerously when you move around, busy serving clients and cleaning. but he keeps coming back how he could make you balloon right here, in the middle of a busy shift. everyones eyes would be on you, as you would swell with his children, confused and panicked. he could walk out, making everything your problem, simply leave you in the exact spot you're in right now, maybe moaning in both pain, fear amd arousal his powers ignite in you. or maybe he would offer you a helping hand as your body changed drastically in a span of few minutes, take you to one of the rooms that are avivable for guests. there, he could show you how to appreciate the boon of THE fertility archon.

take two lmao but the concept has me salivating thank you juju for the food 🙏🙏

- 🍀

🍀 YOUR BIG BRAIN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!! GODDDD this is so hot. sudden pregnancy blessed upon you by none other than the archon of fertility himself… truly a blessing indeed ❤️ i like to imagine that when he’s in a horny/mischievous/Evil mood, he just kinda walks down the street and snaps his fingers whenever he comes across a beauty who would look even more perfect with their belly round and big with new life. almost like he’s just…. infecting people or shooting them with a Pregnancy Beam LMAO. he’s just walking by them and boom, they’re pregnant! congratulations on the baby!

and oh, when he lays eyes on you, he’s convinced that there’s nobody on this planet who was made for breeding more than you. he can’t help but imagine what you’d look like with a belly so big and round that apron you’re currently wearing no longer fits you… you’ve just grown too nice and heavy with his babies to secure the ribbon around your waist.

and the sheer humiliation you’d feel in such a scenario shouldn’t be turning him on as much as it is… just think about it! this adorable little waitress swelling up so beautifully in front of everyone as they just watch would be a delicious sight for the archon… and watching you try to make sense of what’s happening will be even better. just a frantic, flustered mess clutching a nearby table for support since your legs don’t feel strong enough to properly carry the weight of your new, heavy belly. he’d just sip his coffee and watch smugly as your shirt rides further up and up your belly as it grows, your tits filling with milk nearly instantly and puffing up over the cups of your bra, cleavage filling out the low neckline of your shirt and straining against the fabric. he swears he can see a peek of your areolas, your bra nearly comically small now from the way your tits have grown nearly 3 cup sizes before his very eyes—and, oh, what’s that? are those stains on your shirt from where your heavy tits have begun to leak milk? how embarrassing!

now childe could get up and leave you alone to enjoy your new, heavily pregnant body all by yourself, relishing in the feeling of a round belly, wide hips, huge tits… love the idea of him sneaking a little mindbreak spell or something in with his instant pregnancies so the people he magically knocks up instantly fall into a breeding slut mindspace where they don’t care who’s staring, they’re just happy to be so nice and round. he could go right now and leave you to continue embarrassing yourself in front of everyone, or he could snatch you up and take you away to a hotel room to enjoy your body with you… who’s to say? both options seem plenty fun!

#SO HOT three cheers for rapid preg #cw pregnancy #cw breeding #fertility archon childe #🍀 anon #spicy #cw lactation #not putting this in the x reader tags bc i am Humiliated by my grossness #expansion and preg my beloved #cw exhibitionism #cw mindbreak

[sagau-my-beloved]

Speaking of yae miko, headcanons for her animal behaviour

She will only her reveal fox form to you, after a lot of begging.

Her animalistic side mainly comes out in the form of biting. Like youre just cuddling and i can imagine her nipping at you.

This can get awkward because miko also likes to leave love bites, so uhh good luck explaining those away.

Also can imagine her cleaning you pretty often(especially after spending too much time with zhongli or venti,) preening you and making sure you always looks amazing

-Rapid anon

Yeah this all checks out

Really she seems too refined and just possess enough self control to stop from acting on some of the more undignified instincts like being loud to any degree, she has a reputation to uphold of course, which just increases her desire on the ones that she can act on

So yeah lots and lots of bite marks

Also, like all the other hybrids, she would definitely have a heightened sense of smell and just general intuition of what may or may not have caused that, so she knows you've been hanging around others and they mayhaps have drove you away with their excessive displays of poorly concealed courting methods, poor thing

Not to worry though, she's right there to make you feel a bit more normal, behaving more like a person and less like those exhausting and frankly annoying other hybrids who clearly lack the self control necessary to put you as their priority

She secretly hopes that you take her behavior to heart in order to show that's how a proper hybrid should act, how the others are behavior is completely of their choice and if only they had a firmer grasp on their emotions like she does it could be avoided

Of course the state of your neck and frankly entire body after a few days with her says otherwise, and her clear discomfort with being around you when you still smell so heavily like them also proves that she is still emotion driven to some extent, though maybe she just prefers the intimacy of getting you alone and undressed in a confined area where only her hands get to touch you, that's really just as likely

But isn't she just so much nicer to hang out with? No feather molting or possessive hoarding, and she even lets you pet her ears whenever you like as long as you sit in her lap while doing it

And she will show you her fox form, reluctantly so, although she makes it abundantly clear how she'd prefer to be the one holding you than vice versa, but if it would really make you happy then how could she possibly refuse? Anything to keep you by her side longer

#genshin impact #sagau #genshin x reader #yae miko #yae miko x reader #brainrot #rapid anon #I'm not entirely sure what type of fox she's based after #I guess you could just assume red but personally I prefer grey cause their courting methods seem a bit more romantic #i bet her ears are so soft #she scares me sometimes though

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

No, we can't lose eros and bones in like a month! I hope both are doing ok.

-Rapid anon (refugee from bones)

These are the darkest days the sagau community hath faced. 💔

#luci answers #anon ask #rapid anon

[chocoenvy]

Hey, is it alright if i can send you a semi-long tsaritsa drabble?

Also can i be rapid anon?

OFC ITS OKAY PLS ANON FEED ME

#choco.asks #rapid anon

[fatguarddog]

A concept: bouncing on a big cock and with each bounce their belly and hips get a little plumper, wobbling more dramarically

Yes yes yes, I LOVE the idea of getting fucked fatter so much be it from cum or the simple act of thrusting like DAMN YES PLEASE

#anon #hutch answers #weight gain #rapid weight gain

[tummy-bump-king]

(Hope you don’t mind me giving you ideas/ ranting about my own.)

{Scenario 1}

Some guy (trans guy) orders a ‘fake’ pregnant belly off the dark web cause it was cheep and he needed it for a costume. When it finally arrived it was far after Halloween, and he decided to just send it back since he wouldn’t use it. There’s no return address and the store he bought it from is no where to be found on his phone. ‘Why not try it in’ he thought. He buckled the straps around his waist, realizing it came with a fake set of boobs, he also buckled those around his chest.. it felt oddly good. He put his shirt back on and messed with his ‘fake’ stomach, un till his [family member/roommate(?)] knocked on his door. “Come down for dinner!” They said. He tried to unbuckle it but he couldn’t find the buckles. He felt milk run down his stomach and went wide eyed. He could feel something kicking, and squirming inside of him..

{Scenario 2}

Some college guy comes home from a crazy bender at the girls dorms. He was very drunk and decided that he was going to watch some of those weird ‘hypnotized’ videos. He clicked on a one that was for ‘impregnating’ which in his drunk mind thought it was funny, so he clicked and began to watch while he shot back another beer. After around twenty minutes he started to feel some nausea, and some bloating, so he turned the video off and decided to go to bed. He took off his binder, and shirt, and noticed how sensitive his stomach, and nipples were. He just decided to go to bed and ‘deal with it in the morning’.

{sorry for the bad English It’s not my first launguage.}

Those are both amazing scenarios, I really love unrealistically fast blow ups that still come on gradually and take some time for the person to notice

#asks #anon #text #preg #ftmpreg #magical pregnancy #rapid preg #also your english is fine !

[greatbigbellies]

Contestants eat 1 sausage egg muffin and then wait for the judge to give an official start. Then they eat as many mcpreggo burgers as they can. Eating must stop before growth occurs. Use the remaining time to offer them sides if they can stomach them and, most importantly, move the contestants to a location with ample room for growth.

Oh HELL yeah! Clever use of the menu items for extra spicy kink scenarios! This is what I like to see!

For those who don't want to scroll through the menu again, the sausage egg muffin, when eaten, delays the onset of McPreggo pregnancy effects by 1 hour starting at the time the sandwich was finished. So anything eaten after it basically stays delayed until the hour runs out, then it all hits at once.

So anon here is suggesting having a McPreggo burger eating contest, where contestants down as many burgers as they can within an hour, with other side items if they have room, then once the hour is over, it all slams into them at once, leading to a freight train of rapid-onset-hyperpreg for everyone involved.

Which, uh, sounds amazing. Imagine the number of destroyed outfits from everyone blowing up at once. Love the premise.

#not bellies #ask #anon #mcpreggo #rapid preg #hyperpreg

[omo-queer]

hi! tysm for your answer 🥺 i looked up "rapid desperation" online and based on my own understanding, this is how it works:

1. drink the same specific amount of water every 15 mins within an hour (you can pee within that 1 hour).

2. after that first hour, you should continue doing it but this time, the hold starts. bathrooms are not allowed.

after this, what shall i do next? do i just keep drinking until i can't hold it anymore? or should i set a goal (for example, wait for 2 hours until i can finally pee)?

thank you so much for helping a beginner out! 💗 also looking forward to more of your blogs

- 🩰

the rapid desperation approach i've seen and used a variant on myself is:

drink at least a glass (350ml/12oz or about that) every hour. this works best if you start this at least an hour or two before the hold, and pee as normal. this part basically gives your kidneys the heads-up that they're gonna be moving water fast bc you keep drinking it.

then do what you're implying—drink a glass every 15 minutes for a hour during which you can pee regularly

after that, you're holding. continue drinking at 15 minute intervals, and keep going until you lose control—the idea behind rapid desperation is that it makes this part go quickly because you've told your body to make pee faster, essentially.

this takes more planning than just like. not peeing for a long time. but it can get some interesting results. i would honestly recommend you try a couple regular holds before you go for rapid desperation, making sure not to go past the point of pain (discomfort is fine but pain you have to be careful about), because rapid desperation is one of the easier ways to have to worry about electrolyte balance (salt/potassium stuff) if you do it way too hard or way too fast. that said, i mentioned it because you were asking for specific challenges and it's a very fun one, just as long as you listen to your body.

remember, your safety comes before anything else—holding is good fun but it's important to learn what your body can and can't do, and to listen when it gives you signs to stop. you're very unlikely to hold so long you seriously hurt yourself, because the body usually gives up trying to hold it in before that's likely. but in rare cases you can experience water toxicity or overwork the muscles around your bladder if you go way too hard right out of the gate and don't listen to your body. try not to hold two days in a row when you're first starting out, and give yourself longer breaks of at least a few days between intense holds (where you actually lose control or get really close) to give your bladder and your muscles time to recover.

ok. that's the safety lecture over. it's not really that risky a kink, i just really wanted to stress how important listening to your body is when holding.

if you haven't done any holds yet, my first recommendation would be to drink liquids as normal, maybe slightly more than normal, and wait until they catch up to your bladder—eventually, if you keep drinking normally, you won't be able to hold any longer and will begin leaking or even wet yourself. even getting close to this is really thrilling. coffee/tea and other diuretics help get you more desperate, too. i typically wait until i'm right on the edge of wetting and then either go to the bathroom or (if i have the situation to) keep holding until i lose control. setting a timer that's a little overambitious usually also works for me because i tend to have a bit more bladder strength than i assume... but i've also been recreationally holding it for a pretty long time, all things considered.

thank you for reaching out! i hope my answers are helpful. i'm glad you enjoy my posts—might do a hold tomorrow or the next day or something, and it seems folks have been submitting anons for bladder control (which i love!!) so there will no doubt be more posts on the way.

i'll be asleep for a while once i post this, but feel free to send in any other questions you have via ask or dm! and of course, i always welcome talking about holds/experiences in my inbox!

#omorashi #🩰 anon #sorry if the safety lesson is excessive or spooky #i promise omo isn't as scary as all that makes it sound like. i just want my followers to be aware #especially if i'm mentioning stuff like rapid desperation where that's a genuine thing you gotta watch out for #if you start feeling woozy or lightheaded or something during rapid desp you gotta slow down/stop #bc that's a sign you're fucking with the water balance in your body too much #anyway uh. feel free to send more asks #or if you're comfy with it #dm me #regardless don't be a stranger... i'm glad to have you in my inbox!