#rainbow 6 hcs

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R6S Duolingo and language learning HCs

Stupid fluff/crack hcs for some of the r6s operators, inspired by a recent heated discussion in our research group about everyone’s Duolingo habits (lol).

Warnings/notes: none (unless you’re severely traumatized by the Duolingo owl, though if that’s the case, it’s probably already too late anyways) Slight romance and/or suggestiveness in some.

Sorted alphabetically under the cut—I wrote for everyone that popped into my mind at the time.

Ace: Will totally take the initial placement test for Norwegian, just for that cheap and easy XP-boost that will catapult him to the top of the leaderboard and allow him to flex his high score in front of the others. (Everyone knows what’s going on, but let’s let him have this.) Will be extra motivated should you decide to get the app as well and absolutely swoon over you should you decide to take up Norwegian (he still won’t take it well should you outcompete him on the leaderboard, though, so keep that in mind).

Bandit: Doesn’t really care for the app per se, but is more than happy to help expand your knowledge of German swear words and street slang should you decide to take it up, whether you want it or not. If you’re serious about learning the language, he will do his best to help you in earnest and make an effort to include you in the German banter between the GSG9 member (be careful, though, as he will absolutely take the opportunity to feed you wrong and/or offensive words every now and then so he can have a laugh when you cheerfully insult any of the other German operators, thinking you were merely throwing out some German slang). Will be more encouraged than ever to give you German pet names. He would also take the opportunity to introduce you to his favorite German bands and songs (just stay wary of the meaning of some of the lyrics you will inevitably pick up).

Blitz: This is his home turf—Elias doesn’t need to be convinced to download the app, he already has it (and every other language learning app out there) ready to go on his phone. He finds the questions and problems in Duolingo too easy to really challenge him, but he’ll use it to refresh his memory on grammar and vocabulary during breaks or look into the more exotic languages they offer just for fun. Gets very excited if you are interested in languages, too, and all the more so if the language you want to learn happens to be German! He will send you all kinds of materials and resources to help you study, from news articles to memes. When he sees you practicing using the app, he will come up to you and give you a kiss whenever you get an exercise right.

Doc: Gustave always encourages the people around him to try new things and stay flexible, physically and mentally, so he welcomes it when you introduce him to the app. Other operators might complain about the persistent reminders sent by the app, but Doc actually appreciates them—without them, he would quickly forget about the app again as he’s always caught up with work late into the night. Should you decide to learn French, he will gladly practice with you whenever you have a moment of time throughout the day, remaining patient and encouraging even as you torment him with the exhilarating questions about his name and profession that come with the early stages of learning a new language.

Dokkaebi: Will get super competitive and try to get as many of the other Rainbow members as possible into Duolingo as well. They don’t all have to learn the same language, but there will be an internal competition about who earns the most points every week. Will probably act casually about it, but then log into the app again at the last minute before the leaderboard closes, while her fellow operators are either already asleep or focused on something else and absolutely obliterate them and their scores. If you tell her that you want to learn Korean, she might be a bit surprised at first, but will quickly find it endearing when it becomes apparent that you’re serious about it. She loves it when you text her in Korean whenever you learned something new and will in turn send you Korean proverbs and other tidbits you might fight interesting.

Glaz: Not a huge fan of the app (maybe because he doesn’t think the interface is visually appealing?). Would maybe use it to gain a basic understanding of the language of a country he’s sent to on a mission + any themed lessons that catch his eye. If your native language isn’t English or Russian, he would use the app to check out the basics while he’s away from you, though he would much rather get the explanations directly from you. If you inform him that you’re trying to learn Russian, his heart will melt and he will shower you with sweet words of praise and encouragement to make you feel comfortable enough to speak to him in his native language. Will also buy you a premium subscription when you aren’t looking to make learning even more fun for you.

IQ: Monika is smart and a quick learner - you know it, I know it, it’s literally implied in her codename. Quickly uninstalls the app again because she finds the exercises too easy and doesn’t want to bother wasting time on having to unlock the few lessons she’d actually be interested in. If you or another operator were the ones getting her into the app, however, she’d keep it around just so she can keep doing the weekly challenges with you—she finds it cute when you get all competitive about it and it makes her happy that you want to participate in them with her. Her first reaction to you telling her that you want to learn German would be a blunt “Why?,” as she thinks you might get more use out of other languages. Tell her that you’re doing it for her and she becomes incredibly flustered (all the more so should you decide to call her by one or more German pet name(s)), yet happy at the same time.

Jäger: Marius quickly incorporated the app into his daily routine, usually getting his daily session in during breakfast or dinner. Will regularly remind his GSG9 colleagues to use the app by sharing his milestones to their group chat (*screenshot of perfect 2-week-streak* “Und bei euch so? 😏” (”what about you guys? 😏”) Will be very giddy should you decide to learn German—he’s very eager to practice with you and will constantly point out how certain things are called in German as well as give you additional info and expressions. He’ll probably get ahead of himself and it will be nearly impossible to remember everything he’s telling you, but he doesn’t expect you to and is glad to repeat it.

Kapkan: Hates it. Thinks the interface looks stupid, the sample conversations pointless, and was just about ready to ask Sledge to borrow his hammer to smash his phone and computer because he accidentally consented to receive all the reminders and push notifications and it’s driving him insane. If you’re using the app to learn a language and feel like its helping you, however, he is willing to put up with the eye sore that is the Duolingo owl and the noise pollution coming from the app, just for you (particularly if the language you are trying to learn is Russian—his adoration for your efforts outweighs any negative feelings he may have). If your native language is something different from Russian or English, he would make an effort to learn at least the basics in it when things start to get serious. While he’s a diligent student, he becomes surprisingly shy and easily flustered when attempting to speak to you in your native language, so stay patient and give him lots of encouragement.

Montagne: As his perceived lack of proficiency in foreign languages when compared to some of the other Rainbow operators is something that’s been bothering him on and off for some time, he was very happy and receptive when you introduced him to the app. He uses it to quietly practice by himself during moments of downtime as he goes about his day. I feel like he’d be the type of person to have a 500+ day streak that makes you go “damn! :0″ when you see it on their profile for the first time. Is over the moon when you reveal to him that you’ve been trying to learn some French for him and have nothing but praise for even your most awkward attempts at speaking to him in French. Naturally, he will want to repay the favor and take up your language in return, but it will take some verbal encouragement from you before he overcomes his shyness to actually talk to you in your native language.

Mute: would never resort to cheap exploits like raking in a massive number of points by acing the placement test in his native language (as others are rumored to have done), but would quickly figure out the little tricks, bonuses, and power-ups that allow him to continuously earn the highest score possible while learning. Finds the exercises too easy and doesn’t like how you have to unlock certain topics through progression, rather than being able to freely choose what you’re interested in learning right from the beginning. If your native language isn’t English, he will look for other better resources on it on his own. Even if English isn’t your first language, he doesn’t really see any concrete need for you to improve but will respect your desire to do so by providing you with recommendations for English books and movies, as well as the offer of discussing them with him once you’re done with them.

Smoke: While the gamification aspect does hold some appeal in his eyes, he doesn’t really feel the need to follow the path given by the app—he’s convinced that if you want to learn a new language, it should ideally come naturally to you by actively engaging with source materials in it (read: chemical safety data sheets, scientific papers, and online shitposts). Should his daughter discover her love for Duolingo-based language learning, however, you bet he would download and use the app, if only to keep her happy and connect with her (he would, however, be equally happy if you were to compete with her in the challenges in his stead—in fact, he would only adore you more for doing so). If your native language isn’t English, the first thing he would ask you to teach him are swearwords, if nothing else, so he can annoy his fellow operators even more effectively. If things get serious between the two of you, however, he will be more than eager to learn other things as well from you.

Tachanka: Would use the app to learn a few bits in your language as an icebreaker and to surprise you & show you how much he cares about you. Flirty and straightforward as he is, he would then quickly graduate to asking you for some one-on-one conversation training sessions, offering to teach you basic Russian (or flirting/swearwords, depending on how you roll). Should you decide to learn Russian, he will be all over you whenever you use your newly acquired, meager language skills on him — he will be incredibly happy and proud of you. In fact, he might get a little too excited and unintentionally embarrass you a little by boasting about your “skills” to his fellow Spetsnaz members, putting you on the spot when they subsequently demand a first-hand demonstration. He’s quick to pick up on the naughtiest, most suggestive expressions in your native language and will make good use of them behind closed doors with absolutely zero shame, causing your blood to flow to your face (as well as other places) whenever he does so.

Thatcher: Was most definitely pressured into getting the app by someone else on his team and only begrudgingly agreed to use it under the condition that that person would also set everything up for him. He will quickly get annoyed by it and delete it after Duo keeps counting typos he didn’t bother to correct as mistakes, subsequently providing you with ample opportunity to expand your vocabulary of British swearing. If English isn’t your native language, he would try to learn some phrases from your first language for you. He’s very serious about it and somehow selects rather lyrical source materials for this endeavor—on occasion he sounds like an old-timey gentleman plucked straight from a romance novel, causing a blush to appear on your cheeks every time he talks to you like that.

Thermite: Another one who would probably see Duolingo as a kind of dating app with extra steps. Would repeatedly come to you under the pretense of asking you how certain features of the app work, etc., just so he has an excuse to stay close to you. If you’re in an established relationship, he will ask you for a kiss for every exercise he gets right whenever he’s actually using it to practice. Will make an effort to remember the most random sample phrases to repeat them back to his fellow operators in their native language and think he’s hilarious for doing so. If you’re the type of person that gets discouraged whenever you accidentally miss a day, causing your streak to break (the type of person he is), he will briefly log into your account and do a quick and easy exercise just to keep your streak going when he sees you haven’t logged into the app after you’ve already gone to bed. Will also really work with the random, basic phrases he’s learned in your language so far to impress you or at least make you laugh.

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thank you for reading! <3  these were very fun to do! If you are missing a specific operator, I didn’t spontaneously have a scenario of them pop into my mind, but you are free to request them.

Next post (in a few days) will be less shitpost-y (I hope, lol)~!

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[chimchiri]

Heya! If you're still taking kiss requests could ya consider Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie? I ADORE the way ya draw RD and your Pinkie is simply adorable as well (I also wanna let ya know your AJ is a dreamboat and I cannot get enough of how ya draw her all big and buff and cute, thank ya so much for that, she's a gift)

Honestly adored drawing these fun and bubbly moments <3 I think the ship kinda grew on me, even if it's not my main RD ship.

#Honestly if I had to choose someone from the Mane 6 for RD it'd probably be Pinkie #And Pinkie was so adorable when RD went to the Wonderbolt academy. It's probably my favourite non-Pinkie-Centric episode with her #I hc RD pretty much as starved for attention and affection and getting lonely pretty quickly #so I can totally see someone who openly shows her all that with her #Also thank you so much for your compliments on AJ I appreciate it <3 #pinkiedash #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #mlp #my art

[ramthesillyram]

HC'S FOR HOW THE MAIN SIX IN MLP WOULD GET INFECTED IN A INFECTION AU, (if you have other ideas or opinions comment them or post them in a reblog :3) tw some of these might be gory.

FLUTTERSHY : i know i know, having fluttershy always getting infected first is 'usual' but listen, fluttershy is always around animals so maybe one of those animals has a infection or disease, maybe one of the animals bit her, but then again she has a chaos god on her side so...

TWILIGHT : pretty simple but nice, good for patient zero roles AND final survivor roles, If she were to get infected she might've caught it while casting a spell or doing an experiment of somekind, or maybe she gets it from a friend or an outsider.

RARITY : rarity is harder to work with bc shes a very clean type of person, but she does deal with alll kinds of fabrics, some of which might be contaimanated, other then that i have no ideas yet.

APPLEJACK : lots of ideas for her, like twilight she fits being a first infection victim or a survivor really well, i do feel like she'd live a little lover, she's used to working alot and dealing with critters or manual labor so, she'd be really strong, but she WOULD be on the lines for infection for her family's sake, be it self sacrifice.

RAINBOW DASH : like apple jack, if she were to get infected it would be by protecting someone or saving someone, or being to rash and taking too big of a leap into danger,

PINKIE PIE : listen ik pinkie senses and all BUT, shes the one that works with food the MOST out of the main 6, cross contamination or some rot might happen? she would be a survivor mostly but i think that in due time she would probably follow rd and aj's steps and sacrifice herself.

#mlp #mlp infection au #mlp discussion #my little pony au #my little pony #fluttershy #rainbow dash #apple jack #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rarity #mane 6 #mlp grimdark #mlp creepypasta #hcs #hc #discussion

[cometiny]

Here's my Headcanons for them :3

#mlp #mlp hcs #main 6 #twilight #Rarity #rainbow dash #fluttershy #applejack #pinkie #my art

[r6shippingdelivery]

Smoke is going to binge watch Breaking Bad and then quit Nighthaven to go make meth

LMAO I could see it happening! Like when you're a kid and watch Indiana Jones and say you want to be an archeologist when you grow up, then a week later watch Ghostbusters and think ghost hunting is the career you want, then a month later you want to be a pilot cause you saw a cool racing movie 😂

And being a chemist, well, I'm pretty sure he knows how to make meth. He's heard the jokes. And now he finally watched the series and thinks "well, this was a piss poor plan and attempt, I'd do it so much better with my knowledge of how criminal networks work and it's not like making meth would be any challenge for me...". Good news family, he's gonna stay with his daughter more time! Just don't go snooping around the basement :P

#rainbow 6 siege #r6s #rainbow six siege #so many asks today #this is so fucking fun lmao #just some crack HCs and wild ideas with my anon pals <3

[pushstar-t]

Omgg thank you for writing my rq for fluffy Kapkan!!! I feel really giddy reading it :D)). If it's fine can I ask a of another hc? 👉👈 Who do you think will be the most whipped for their s/o in the spetsnaz?

(p.s can I be Anon🔥 from now on? I think im going to be rqing more frequently on your blog 😅)

Yes you absolutely can be called 🔥 anon!! I seriously appreciate the interaction <3 and thank you so much for the kind words!! 😭 Your prompts are fun to write, so I wouldn’t mind more requests from you at all 😌

Out of our boys…. Tachanka would be the most whipped for his partner.

As soon as he met you, the man couldn’t keep his eyes off you. Seriously. He’d be in the middle of defending a hostage, yet he’d be focused entirely on you. His team would literally have to clap or wave their hands by his eyes to catch his attention. Sure enough, seconds later he’d continue to stare at you.

Once you start dating, Alexsandr will pretty much lose any kind of social life. All he really wants to is cuddle with you and make sure nothing bad ever happens to his beloved. Sweet right? (Say yes >:( Don’t hurt his feelings) Of course, the rest of the spets think otherwise… If Alex catches them being rude though, he goes dad mode™️ and will make them apologise to you.

This man will do everything he possibly can to make sure you’re happy <3 Sometimes this means he might even be a little oblivious in toxic relationships- Still, as I said, he’d do anything for you. Cuddles? You got it. Tired? He’ll carry you. Want some magical dish that only tastes good when he makes it? Perfect.

While on missions, if you happen to somehow end up on the other team, he’ll bodyblock his own team members for you. Of course, this only ever leads into him getting into a fight with someone and everyone else standing around and picking someone to cheer on- Tachanka is quite obviously devoted entirely to you, hes like your personal bodyguard <3

When you finally get to relax together, snuggle up to him and he’s never letting you go. Just do everything else you had planned before cuddling with him on the couch. If you don’t, oh well, its not really a day wasted if you have your face stuffed in his chest now is it?

#r6s hcs #r6s spetsnaz #rainbow 6 siege #r6s #r6s tachanka

[basedr6sdepartment]

INTROS !!

welcome to the based headcannons department, the admins try their best to brutally and honestly make our headcannons as close and canon to the characters as possible !! whether in a romance hc or not we’d still make jager pull his god awful millenial jokes on you !!

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-- [🐟] admin snafu a'm clinically bufty, in yer heid 'n' physically peely-wally, lik' an average r6s fan. a'm an' a' th' yin whos unhealthily knowledgeable wi' th' operator’s 'n' game’s lore !! a'm gey gallus. a'm born in ind*nesia 'n' is dayaknese. mah hoabbies ur writing, plooter cards 'n' gaming, an' a' bein' an ungodly simp fur th' operators !! also, i grew up with scottish media, isnt it obvious? [he / him]

-- [ 🐶 ] admin Eustis Chestnut, coily  hair  slightly  reveals  a  full,  gloomy  visage.  Hooded  black  eyes,  setteth  far  within  their  sockets,  gaze  enthusiastically  ov'r  the  armies  they've  becometh  enchancted  by  for  so  long. A  gunshot  hath left  a  mark  reaching  from  just  under  the  hath left  eyebrow ,  running  across  the  nose  and  ending  above  his  right  eye  leaves  a  captivating  memory  of  a  new  life. There's something  different  about  that gent,  peradventure  it's  his  humility  or  peradventure  it's  simply  his  goodwill.  But  nonetheless,  people  tend  to  buyeth  that gent  a  drinketh,  while  hoping  their  sons  wilt  groweth  up  to  beest  like  that gent [He / Him]

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RULES !!

TBA, but ya can still request and test the woters ;>

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[mewmewkitty6]

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┈➤L! Sir Pentious HCs★

• Usually regresses involuntarily from ages 4-6 - this usually happens when he's tired or upset

•Doesn't have a proper cg and relies on the eggs to look after him

•Can NOT go anywhere without his egg boys as they are comforting for him no matter how stupid they are

•Has a biting habit so he has teethers for when he feels like he needs them

•Doesn't really mind regressing around others but usually forces himself to slip out of it when talking to cherri (PS: she doesn't really care)

•Loves loves LOVES compliments from literally anyone

•Insists he is big when regressed even though it is EXTREMELY obvious

•Speaks a lot but goes quiet when relaxed or distracted

•Thinks he's super powerful and tries to "fight" alastor by tugging on his coat (he's trying his best guys!! /sarc)

•loves to cuddle with all his egg boys and get all warm and cozy with them

•Wishes Cherri would be a cg for him but is afraid to ask

•Likes to keep organised - has a perfectly lined up row of pacis in rainbow order

•Is easily upset by small things

•He likes to feel certain textures when regressed e.g keekees fur (THAT ONE SCENE OH MY GOD /POS)

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As you can clearly tell I LOVE GIVING LITTLESPACW HEADCANONS AND I LOVE SIR PENTIOUS 💔💔 HES SUCH A CUTIE PIE

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[prettyboykatsuki]

okay fr what do you think scara is like in bed? what’s he into, what’re his kinks, the whole shebang?

modern scaramouche hc's

✭ tags ; sub!chara, dom!reader (they bottom but parts are unspecificed so gn!reader as well), this is also my modern!scaramouche take so just be aware, bratting, rough sex, slapping, hitting, a lil degradation, reader is v careful abt scaramouches boundaries tho, romantic implications reader is stronger than scara + he is short king, etc

✭ wc ; 2.1k (im soooo ashamed. anon im so sorry)

✭ a/n ; this got so out of hand so quickly. this is my personal scaramouche this has nothing to do with anyone but me and my delusions sorry in advance.

like really. cant describe how subjective this is but i also refuse to change my mind or see him any other way. thank u so much for inquiring

my modern scaramouche is usually aged like. 20-something in college. he goes to a nice university (a very competitive school mind you.) he was really concerned about excelling for like most of his hs career. kind of a loner except tartaglia who adopted him into his friend group.

he panics about his degree for the longest time cause he doesn't know what to do - but settles on civil architecture and minors in fine art.

he has his ears pierced and some other piercings too that he was peer pressured into, but overall likes how they look. he's not usually very dressed up and all of his closet is so oversized because comfort > fashion BUT he never looks like a slob either.

has like 3 other friends on campus (kazuha + mona + childe who somehow followed him there)

complicated relationship with his mom + stepmom (he doesn't hate her but they do not communicate so tons of misunderstandings between them. like sooo many)

and. usually not actively looking to date anyone ever. he had like one crush one time in highschool but chickened out so miserably and SEETHED about it the whole time.

after that he swore to never, ever, ever go back to that dark place and sort of just focused on his career and school. his major is pretty difficult so it takes a lot of his time

plus he's a little pretentious, stuck up little shit so only a few people can handle him in the first place.

anyways. u meet through tartaglia who thinks you two will get along really well (and he's trying to set you both up bc he thinks you two could work well together)

its honestly like oil and water. you're personality just rubs him the wrong way. sure childe is annoying, but he's stupid

you're...not stupid. you're kind of clever and you treat him with like. a sense of disrespect he hates. scaramouche is used to people who let him have the upperhand

but you're always pretty quick to shoot him down. you never let him him get away with anything and you guys have this like... insane back and forth for months

its the slowest of burns. he swears he hates you.

(he doesn't though. he thinks its really fucking attractive that you talk back to him and don't let him intimidate you ever. but he loathes that feeling. he also loathes how nice your laugh is and how easy it is to talk to you)

scaramouche spends. AGES. ages in denial. closes his eyes to it. its like 6 months deep into it - he starts having wet dreams and he wakes up HORRIFIED with himself.

WORSE? scaramouche knows about your sex life. not through you but through observation and gossip. he's not fucking you in the dreams. you're fucking him.

humiliated, he simply tries to ignore it. but it's making him so much moody than usual and because you two spend so much time together - you notice almost right away. of course you do.

"whats got your panties in a twist lately? not that you're usually sunshine and rainbows but you're acting like a little kid"

scaramouche says something mean. like, really mean in response. he's just so frustrated. its a personal jab, farther than he'd usually go.

he's expecting to sabotage himself you know? he does that sometimes. pushes people away when they get too close. it's a miracle he has any friends. he's expecting you to get annoyed and leave.

but there's this like. chill to your voice. and you're looking straight at him.

"you don't talk to me like that, understand? i don't care how shitty your mood is."

one hit k.o. he can't even breathe. what's wrong with him and what is happening to him, and holy shit why do you sound like that.

"sorry," he apologizes (him. he's apologizing first) "just. frustrating,"

and you immediately slink back to your usual self. and he's relieved and a little excited and just overall restless because he can't stop thinking about what just happened.

"it's fine. i like being on your ass or whatever but it's bothering me that you're so moody. maybe you really do need to get laid,"

the joke is one you often to make. it's meant to lighten the mood. but scaramouche is feeling pent-up and horny and that's kind of exactly what he needs

"s-shut up. it's not like you're going to do it,"

internally he's hoping you take the bait. he is equal parts horrified and excited watching you take in the information. you give him a lazy smile as you sit up and look at him.

"huh. do you...want me to do it?"

oh dear god. oh fuck.

"so what if i did?"

and then you laugh, which he can't decipher. he's gearing himself to be made fun of. he watches you with big wide yes as you come sit on the desk near him. feels your fingers trail his jaw and tilt his head up and holy shit he might really die.

he can barely look up at you.

"is that why you've been acting weird for last couple of weeks?" your voice is so smug and scaramouche is so turned on it's stupid. he hates it. hates himself. hates everything

"shut up,"

and then, you grab his chin. really make him look at you and it's startling but he doesn't pull away. you look gleeful.

"that why you've been running with your tail between your legs when you see me?" you hum, your eyes almost predatory "cause you want me to fuck you?"

its times like this scaramouche he could be honest. because that's exactly what he wants, but he hates having to say it.

"as if you could satisfy me," he says, instead. your eyes widen, and it takes you a minute to register it all in your head.

"you're such a fucking brat," you say, light. affectionate, really. it makes his heart pump "you think i can't?"

"i'd like to see you try," he says, absolutely and utterly in disbelief internally. you grin.

"can i kiss you?"

"why're you asking?"

"cause im an asshole, not a villain,"

you and scaramouche makeout in a study room before he decides to to get ahold of himself and invites you into his dorm. he's never been so thankful in his life that his roomate is gone.

when you get scaramouche into bed - it really dawns on him how out of his element he is. he's not a virgin - a few awkward and usually bad hook-ups in his repertoire.

but you're not like them. he's bitey and on edge but you handle him. ask for permission for little things, clarifications for what he's okay with. you're thoughtful, despite how much he's lashing out.

and it's turning scaramouche so much he doesn't know how to handle it other than doing it again. he wants to provoke you so much. he wants to put him in his place over and over.

it's mid makeout he pulls away, frustration all-welled up inside him that he asks. he's hard and needy and needs something to get him off.

"i knew you were all talk," he sneers, putting as much of himself in it as he can "this is nothing,"

you look at him very seriously "you're really asking for it, huh," you say with a sigh "do you know what you're getting into?"

"nothing serious obviously,"

"usually when i deal with brats like you, i treat 'em real rough. im being nice to you cause you're so pent up, but it's like you don't want that," you grab his face again, getting close and personal this time and scaramouche feels like he'll collapse "want me to treat you mean and put you in your place? hit you and make you cry?"

oh it ruins his life. that's exactly what he wants. what he needs from you so much it aches. so much he chokes.

"wh-what the hell are-"

but you make him face forward, look you in your eyes.

"your first lesson is answer me when i talk to you. is that what you want? you can nod if you can't say it,"

so he nods and you laugh.

"yeah? should smack the brat outta you shouldn't i?

you're asking for permission. despite his everything, there's something affectionate about it. he feels his stomach twist with desire.

"just fucking do it already,"

"tell me if you need to stop,"

"i said—"

it's unceremonious, really. when scaramouche feels the palm of your hands on his cheek, landing heavy and hard as you push him back against the bed. you hit him.

he liked it. makes his cock throb in his fucking jeans, feeling the sting.

"your second lesson is don't fucking mouth at me," you practically spit. there's some roughness in your actions that make scaramouche keen as you crawl on top of him "can't even deal with your moods without lashing out."

scaramouche feels his stomach churn as your hands make rough work of him. you pin his wrists over his head, tell him to keep it there.

and of course he refuses, disobeys - gets to feel how strong you actually are when you spit the words back in his face again to hold fucking still.

scaramouche keeps doing it. keeps pushing until you have to put him back where he belongs forcibly. he doesn't know that he's doing it

but he wants something he can't name, a desire that aches so deep in his chest. he wants you to take responsibility for him - like a promise of some kind.

he likes the way your mouth feels on his skin. your teeth feel so good sinking into pale flesh. the scratch of your nails and sting of your palms as you spank and hit and push his body.

you manhandle him so fucking easily, putting him in every position you can think of. on his knees, or his back - naked and waiting.

you tease scaramouche till he's honest, your voice coarse until he starts giving in.

you're so good with your hands. your fingers, your mouth. you know just the right things to get him all squirmy - praising him when he's getting desperate towards the end.

his sense of shame nowhere to be found as he gets close to the edge. as you tip him over it, he can feel all the tension bleed out of him. goes from bitching, to whiny - needy and not above begging.

he doesn't even understand it. can't wrap his head around it all the way - lets you guide him through the feeling as he starts feeling pliant.

you let him fuck you with mercy. don't make him work for it, just sit on his cock and tell him that he looks so much better when he's all messed up for you and he just. melts completely. like feels like he's gonna fall through the floor.

he cries when he cums. sobs a little as he finally gets relief then melts into your bed like a pile of wet sand as you finish yourself off and overstimulate him a little in the process.

after all is said and done - he falls asleep basically immediately after the high.

when he wakes up the next day - you haven't left. he's like kind of nuzzled up in your arms (which. is wild bc he has always hated physical touch but? apparently not with you)

when you stir awake, you're immediately whistling. you even press a kiss to his forehead and brush his hair out of his face.

"you awake? feel okay?" you hum, so stupidly tender and scaramouche has to fight every urge to push you away.

"im...fine. you're still here," he says unhelpfully. you chuckle.

"yeah. figured you would start spiraling if i left in the middle of the night"

he is horrified at the accuracy.

"it's weird when you're being all...nice to me,"

"its a lot easier since i realize you just wanted to be put in your place," you say with a knowing him. scaramouche elbows you "it's cute, it's cute. don't kill me,"

"you're annoying,"

"yeah, i know. i wiped you down a bit but we should shower and i gotta make sure you're not too hurt anywhere,"

"i'm not a flower,"

"i was bein' pretty rough and its my job to take care of you,"

"why would that be your job?"

"cause im a responsible sexual partner and we're seeing each other, i figure?"

he flushes at the implication. he doesn't want to think about it as he cuddles himself into your side. ugh. whatever.

"who said that?"

"do you want me to see other people?"

"i'll kill you,"

"that's what i thought,"

scaramouche hates it but does not have the confidence to protest you.

scaramouche realizes with the weight of the world on his shoulders that he is the most submissive brat in the fucking world

he decides not to think about it for a while

#i edited it so much out i want to fuck the brat out of him im SORRRYYYYYYYY #scaramouche smut #genshin impact smut #scaramouche x reader #genshin impact x reader #writing tag

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Hey! I’ve been in the arcana fandom for a while- well in and out due to it dying down but now I’m back! I wanted to say you’ve been one of the main blogs that has reanimated my joy for this great game and story! <3

You’re totally radical and keep up the fantastic work. You’re doing amazing!

For a mini ask (hope you’re doing well!)

HC for the main 6 and maybe with a MC that wears red lipstick and kisses them, wanting to leave noticeable marks on them?

Like how would they feel about having their partners love shown on their cheek/neck/collar?

Anyways, thank you so much again!

Much love- AuntVamp!

The Arcana Mini-HCs: M6 with lipstick prints

~ hi AuntVamp! it's so nice meet you, and ohmygoodness, that's such high praise! thank you so much ^.^ and much love back to you, I hope you like these! :D ~

Julian: doesn't realize it's there until someone points it out to him, wears it for the rest of the day like a badge of pride and refuses to wash it off until you promise to give him a whole set of them next time

Asra: will happily wear one on their cheek, gets so inspired by it that they buy you lipstick in all the shades of the rainbow so you can decorate their face properly. adds more glitter than is advisable

Nadia: you can leave them on her collar, where she can hide it. unless of course her family is around, in which case she's inviting you to leave them all over her neck and shoulders so she can flaunt them

Muriel: this happened on accident once when you kissed his cheek before he went out. you could hear the shriek from the other side of the forest when he caught his reflection in a puddle. never again

Portia: sure, but for every lip print you leave on her she gets to leave one on you. this will turn into a fluffy flurry of giggles and smooches that will cause anyone else present to vomit. except Julian, who melts

Lucio: worried at first that you'd ruin his makeup. takes a peek in the mirror and decides it's actually a nice addition, and now demands his daily kiss as the final step of his makeup routine. the location changes

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #asra the arcana #julian the arcana #nadia the arcana #muriel the arcana #portia the arcana #lucio the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana crack #the arcana shitpost #asra alnazar #julian devorak #nadia satrinava #muriel of the kokhuri #portia devorak #lucio morgasson

[brandogenius]

could you finish out the trio and do phoebe bridgers x controversially young reader

of course!!

‼️RPF‼️

HC - phoebe x controversially young reader!

- pretends to be a sugar mommy buying you trinkets your find thrifting or at the store. you pick it up and put it back but pb secretly buys it for you

- her contact in your phone is “thing one❤️” (she put it in)

- yours is “thing two 💞”

- incoming facetime call from “thing two 💞”

- loves to show you off. instagram photo dumps and videos on ig story’s

- art museum dates “were you even born when this was released?”

- “think we can pass for teenagers and get a teens ticket on the train?” (it didn’t work)

- brings you to and from college. “think i can pass for a college student? could go to class with you” “that’s a stupid idea don’t even think about it”

- phoebe taking you to your first pride parade. both of you dressing up in outfits with rainbow flag face paint on your cheeks

- fans instantly recognising both of you and loving it

- “my favourite memory of this was was bringing my girlfriend to her first pride”

- random but she loves to take 0.5 photos of you especially from the forehead 😭

- so random but comic con. both of you dressing up and going around the convention

- “you ok hanging out with the elderly today?” “you’re like 6 years older than me shut the fuck up”

- “it’s past your bedtime”

#pom writes #phoebe bridgers x reader #phoebe bridhers fanfic #phoebe bridgers au #phoebe bridgers fluff #phoebe bridgers one shot #phoebe bridgers fanfic #boygenius fanfic #boygenius au #boygenius one shot #boygenius x reader

[smokedetected]

Teaser: R6S Duolingo HCs

Quick preview of a stupid little something I’ve been working on! I’m having way too much fun with this idea and it has gotten out of hand, but since I’ll be away on a roadtrip for the next few days and won’t be able to work on it, I wanted to share a small preview before I leave. Basically, what type of Duolingo users are the r6s characters?

Crack/Fluff HCs: Rainbow goes Duolingo

Ace: will totally take the initial placement test for Norwegian, just for that cheap and easy XP-boost that will catapult him to the top of the leaderboard and allow him to flex his highscore in front of the others. knows no shame in that regard (but spare his ego and don’t call him out on it, he will sulk).

Mute: would never resort to cheap exploits like raking in a massive number of points by acing the placement test in his native language (as others have allegedly done *cough*), but would quickly figure out all the little tricks, bonuses, and power-ups that allow him to continously earn the highest score possible while learning.

Blitz: this is his home turf - doesn’t need to be convinced to download the app, he already has it (and every other language learning app out there) on his phone. He finds the questions and problems too easy to be a real challenge for him, but he’ll use the app to refresh his memory on grammar and vocabulary during breaks or look into the more exotic languages they offer just for fun.

___________________ I had ideas for a bunch of other characters, too, as well as HCs of their reaction towards a reader that has gotten into Duolingo recently - I’ll add them once I’m back in a few days (assuming our clown car won’t get carried away)   stay safe everyone, love u~

#nene talks #r6s #r6s headcanons #r6s hcs #r6s ace #r6s mute #r6s blitz #rainbow six siege #rainbow 6 #duolingo

[zibiscusloon]

Because it's impossible to choose one, rate and order the cameos/easter eggs you loved most in the movie

I’m gonna go with some of my favorites off the top of my head! There were so many across the whole movie and I loved each and every one, lol

(Note this is in no specific order!)

1. Chica’s fucking Magic Rainbow

My friend Axe ( @gayfrogsarecool ) caught this lil easter egg while we were watching the movie and it managed to flood back so many memories. So.. many… memories…. (All of yelling at a rude ass rainbow-)

I’m probably in a minority of people who loved Fnaf World during its initial release, so I really wasn’t thinking there’d be a World reference! It was really sweet to see!

2. Balloon Boy (lil bastard-)

I can’t believe I’m admitting that this lil shit is the only animatronic who managed to succeed on every single fucking jumpscare. He got me each time— There was no excuse for them to work every time! He was literally just standing there! But noooooo, Freddy biting Max in half only gave me a brief pause of “Oh.” But the batterie thief himself is the one who made me jump from my seat- what the fuck-

3. Sparky the Dog! (And Sparky’s Diner!)

Every single fan who has been around since Fnaf 1 knows who Sparky the Dog is! The original hoax character. I remember when I was little and I’d be up watching theories trying to debunk whether or not he was a real character! A fan character was a big surprise and seeing that he even has an in universe diner themed around him made me feel like a kid again! (Only this kid now gets confirmation of a Canon Sparky-)

(Also Imma just say his movie design is adorable I love him sm-)

4. Carl & The Cupcake

Noticed this one out more recently! So during the whole segment where Max & her friends are picked off one by one by the gang I learned that the dude that the Cupcake straight up mauls happens to be named “Carl”! I have no idea if it was intentional or not but it could be a nod to The Cupcake’s fanon name!

5. The Ella springlock suit

So Ella on her own was a rather eerie and intriguing concept from the books (Saying this as someone who is still really iffy with how the whole “Charlie is a Robot” concept was handled)

But seeing her as her own animatronic in the movie really managed to bring up her creep factor! She just looks so ragged and forgotten, she looks like a creepy af porcelain doll (and I love that-). Makes me wonder if we’ll ever see animatronic Ella up and running (probably not but it’d be cool none the less!)

6. Cory & Matpat!

Coryxkenshin has always been a comfort channel for me! I always found his content genuinely nice, genuine, and I have a habit of going back to plenty of his old game playthroughs when I’m feeling down. Man also got jumped by BB- you and me both pal-

When I tell you the cackling I had from the whole “That’s just a theory” line, cheeky son of a- (also I now hc Ness as the Hurricane local menace who is a constant thorn in William’s side cause he keeps breaking into the Pizzaria on the weekends looking for evidence and shit from the MCI)

7. And Of course..

I mean did they really expect to have this as the end credits song and for me to not loudly sing it? Childhood in song form-

#my blog #fnaf #zibi rambles #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #chica’s magic rainbow #ballon boy #sparky the dog #fnaf cupcake #fnaf ella #fnaf ness #(give Cory’s cabbie a name you cowards) #fun fact! when me and Axe went to watch it out theatre’s camera was actually glitching out #but we thought it was intentional- #to go with the whole security camera effect #we found out later that it was definitely NOT intentional the cinemark’s camera was just acting quirky #but it really added to the experience as our first watch!

[sollattes]

Jealous HnL boys

note: the bold dialogues are the boys, and you're the italics

Hanaoka Fujio

-gets jealous but does not realise it

-gets really pouty and sulky when your attention is taken away from him

-follows you around like a lost puppy until he gets your attention back

-keeps the 'friendly' facade around the guy until the guy leaves and his smile just immediately drops

"I don't like him at all, and i couldn't care to know his name, so therefore, I would not be giving him a nickname. Hmph!" "Fujio I-"

Tsukasa takajo

-literally glares at anyone who goes near you within 5 feet

-already hates everyone's guts, so just imagine the hatred that he has for the guy who is flirting with you

-though he gets really jealous easily he tends to hide it all and act cool when in the inside he is already screaming for the guy to get lost or punch the guy when he tried to initiate physical contact with you

-acts all salty and needs to be persuaded after the whole incident

"I don't like this guy at all." "tsukasa, he is literally 6 ft away from me . What are you on?"

Todoroki yosuke

-doesnt really get jealous since he is secure in your relationship, and he is too proud to be jealous

-though he still can't help but feel possessive every time a guys would approach with romantic intentions

-doesnt wanna be too close, though still close enough to keep an eye on the guy if he tried anything

-if he can't take the jealousy anymore, he would just take you away without saying anything and distract you so you won't go back to the guy(not like you wanted to anyway)

"I wonder how many punches he can take?" "Yosu, I swear to god-"

Ueda sachio

-gets jealous easily, and everyone knows ot except you

-literally all smiles towards you, but once you look away, the leader of the housen killer corps appears

-makes sure to stay close to you in case the guy tries anything

-just has this terrifying and intimidating aura around him while he's behind you until the guy goes away, and when the guy does leave, it's all sunshine, rainbows, and daisies for sachio

*mumbling*"I'm gonna fucking kill this guy if he doesn't leave anytime soon" "chio? You said something?" "Nothing baby^^"

Odajima yuken

-like tsukasa, gets jealous really easily but hides it under his smartass facade

-since he is showing his smart ass facade, so expect a lot of back-handed compliments towards the guy

-makes you wear his sweater so everyone knows who they're messing with if they ever flirt with you

-is literally draped in you like sloth on a tree 24/7

"You know you're really good looking with this lighting." "But isn't it dark?" "Yu omg-"

Shida kenzo:

-gets jealous easily, but unlike tsukasa and yuken, he is not afraid to tell you that he's jealous

-momma's boy, so he basically knows what you might feel if he doesn't communicate his feelings (SHIDAKEN GREEN FLAG FR)

-you are his no.1 priority, so your comfort and emotions will always come first before his

-no filter at all. If he sees something wrong with the guy, he'll immediately point it out

"I'm sorry, but your breath really stinks." "kenzo, stop omfg-"

Shoji sameoka

-another momma's boy(it's my hc idfc) that is not afraid to tell you how he feels

-he will be gorilla glued to your side the whole time, and this is rare since shoji is not one for pda

-literally just side eyeing the guy the whole while occasionally letting out an annoying scoff

-his hands are just on your waist the whole time with the occasional rubs and squeezes to assure you that he is still there and can take you away any time you want

-is not afraid to tell the guy to fuck off if he had enough tolerating his shit

"Fuck off, go find someone else to bother with your bullshit" "shoji atleast let him finish-"

Misaki Mario(roah)

-now I don't why anyone would even try and flirt with you if they already saw roah with you but ig let's just say some dumbass really tried for the sake of the hc

-now roah would get jealous but not to the point that he'll get bothered by the feeling since he trusts you and knows you won't flirt back

-if he sees the guy being more and more eager to flirt he just uses his big figure to tower over the guys and intimidate him

-now if that doesn't work, which is rare, he won't hesitate to pull into his (ginormous)chest, keeping ou there until the guy gets a hint

"Honey, cmon, the kids are waiting." "roah, ssshhhh oml"

Mashii takehiko(mercy)

-mashi does gets jealous but won't tell instead he shows you

-he would also pull into his chest while talking 'friendly' threats to the guy

-he would puff smoke into the guy's face if the guy won't shut the fuck up

-he would puff smoke into your mouth while making out with you infront of the guy

"Cmon, let's make out in front of him." "And here I thought you didn't like pda, takehiko"

#high and low #high and low fic #high and low the worst #high and low the worst cross #hanaoka fujio #hanaoka fujio x reader #tsukasa takajo #tsukasa x reader #todoroki yosuke #todoroki yosuke x reader #ueda sachio #ueda sachio x reader #odajima yuken #odajima yuken x reader #shida kenzo #shidaken x reader #misaki mario #roah #sameoka shoji #sameoka shoji x reader #roah x reader #mashii takehiko #mercy x reader

[riotlain]

Batboys Playing Mario Kart

mario kart 8(?) deluxe specifically

little in between hc just tk get something out but i have stuff in the works i swear

Dick Grayson

He either plays DK or Luigi

Maybe Rosalina idk

He's very cocky about winning and usually comes in 6/7th place

Bets and always loses the bets

Will cheat in the older brother way yknow

Fav course is Toad's Turnpike

Jason Todd

Shy guy player

Blue shell 24/7 like he always gets it

Insanely competitive

Gets 4th place a lot

Bowser Castle enjoyer🔥

Tim Drake

Plays as Link

Wins most of the time just barely

Also competitive and is there to win

Is the one making bets with Dick (and Jason too probably)

Hardly talks when he plays. He's in the zone

Fav course is Moo Moo Meadows

Damian Wayne

Always takes Bowser no matter what

Im not saying he would throw a fit if he didn't but like you just can't be Bowser only Damian can

Satisfied as long he's higher ranked than Tim

Has broken a controller or 2

The 1 rainbow road enjoyer

Bruce Wayne

Plays as Mario because he's a simple man

Not good at the game at all !!

Sometimes wins on sheer luck

The maps confuses him

Likes Dolphin Shoals

Duke Thomas

Plays as inkling

Competitive but not as much as Jason

Gets the blooper thing a lot

Targets Dick bc its funny to him

Fav course is Thwomp Ruins

#damian wayne #dc x reader #robin dick grayson #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #bruce wayne #dc hc

[r6shippingdelivery]

quick sunday evening sketch for sgtnicoloff. i love their possum related asks.

Express delivery for @sgtnicoloff 👀

His possim ideas and asks are always a delight and your drawing is just perfect, thank you for sharing! 💜 Also, I love to see this kind of wholesome interactions and appreciation between people in the community, really heartwarming!

#r6s #rainbow 6 siege #rainbow six siege #krya unv #sgtnicoloff #I know the possums asks inspired someone else to add that detail into their r6 HCs and shenagians too :D