#purp pls stop

[k0rnfl4ke]

Can I have your purpled headcanons please I love the ourple man

Omg I'm so happy you wanna hear my headcanons if you want any more or further in depth explanations pls lmk

Before the SMP

Purpled was a space cadet on his home planet alongside his best friend, Walli, before crashing on the smp during an evasion on his home planet (Which is why he never leaves the smp to go back to his home planet)

I know a lot of people headcanon that he used to work for Hypixel but I think it would be cooler if that was like a planet people go to as if it were an casino/bar type thing. People only go there to gamble (which is also why Purpled works for Quackity after he blows up his spaceship/UFO)

Also Purpled’s only reason for staying on the smp beside his home planet's destruction was because he wanted to find Walli and make sure he was okay along looking for the rest of his crew. His ship was damaged after crashing so he only stayed to fix his ship. 

Before the evasion

Purpled’s green ranking is Captain, he was in charge of his squadron, B-W,  which included people like Wallibear, Leviathan, and Boomer. 

The B-W colour is marked purple on all of their shoulders (yes Purpled got to pick the colour, yes everyone hates him for choosing it) 

Purpled and Walli grew up together and Purpled was essentially adopted into Walli’s sleuth after his brother left suddenly. This caused Purpled to be very worried about people in his squadron, which is also why it’s the smallest and hardest squadron to get into in the whole facility. This causes Purpled to remain in the background, avoiding rookies and generally friendly people.  

Although he can’t avoid rookies all the time as he is forced by his superiors to train them every now and then, he is the “scary” instructor. But he really isn’t, he keeps his collar up and his eyes aren’t very expressive but if you were to look at his antennae he is actually VERY expressive. 

Home Planet Lore

The marking underneath Purpled’s eyes is common among everyone, just everyone has them in different shapes and colours. Along side the two tails those are more uncommon especially paired with antennae. His planet has only a little gravity, meaning you can jump and stay in the air for a couple of hours if you aren't careful however, it is very comfy to sleep floating (Purpled 10/10 recommends trying it).

Random Head cannons

His marking make him bioluminescent (his eyes also glow)

He has a habit of standing in a hallway and scaring people in the dark cus his eyes glow and it freaks everyone out

His antennae are very expressive as well as his tail

He thinks coffee is like a weird poison he refuses to drink it after he saw Tommy inhale it

When he was younger he had the habit of chewing on his tails

He also used to walk on all six but Walli told him that it wasn’t safe for his hands so he stopped 

He tends to hide his lower set of hands because he feels out of place already on the smp and given he couldn't wear his uniform on the smp he resorted on keeping them underneath his hoodie

He tends to stand really closer or behind his squadron as a defense measure rather then because he’s shy (common misconception)

Everyone thinks Purp and Walli have telepathy because they’ll just look at each other and agree on something

Regardless if Purp thinks he does this or not he jokes around with Levi more because he is younger and more laid back but he still treats him with the same amount of respect as he does everyone

He refuses to wear pants because he doesn’t need to and it’s very uncomfortable for him to wear’em (he only wears them on the smp because he’s forced to by Quackity)

When he crashed on the smp, he didn’t speak common, for a short period of time he refused to learn it out of spite (also cause he thought he would be leaving soon)

Tubbo is the one who taught him common along side Tommy so he does use English pronunciation

He has a tiny accent when he speaks common because certain letters combinations in his first language don’t exist

Quackity was the only person to NOT call Purp an alien (bc he isn’t considered one)

When Purp gets pissed he reverts back to his mother tongue 

Back when Purp would get pissed a rookies he would pretend to get ready to pounce and chase them to scare them off

#mcyt #digitalart #fanart #mcyt fanart #korn draws #digital art #dsmp fanart #dsmp #art #purpled dsmp #purpled fanart #mcyt purpled #purpled #headcanon #purpled headcanons

[purp-yam]

Yandere Espresso and Yandere Madeleine x reader, pls, you can do whatever you want

Why of course, I've never done Expresso nor Madeleine but I'll do my best!💗

♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎♧♣︎

purp-yam

CW: Minor Stalking, Drugging, Obsession

Yandere Madeleine vs Espresso Cookie

In [___] Kingdom, you had quite the representation. Everyone knew your scandalous side, especially you're occupation as a pole dancer.

Espresso and Madeleine would be your most frequent visitors. They would pay for a personal lap dance from you.

Even when you're not working, they seem to follow you and make awkward conversation with you but, you would always notice that they share a glare between each other.

Of course, they were competing for your attention but, you paid no mind. Until one evening before your shift, Madeleine Cookie appeared. "Ah! Y/N Cookie what a surprise seeing you before my eyes!"

"Madeleine Cookie you scared the hell out of me!"

"Oh! So sorry for the inconvenience!"

An awkward silence occurred between the both of you. "...So, after your shift would you like to hang out?"

"Urmm...I'll consider it, Madeleine." Not wanting to accept his request but also to protect his feelings (and most importantly his ego). Taking this as a win, Madeleine left the scene. You went into the building as usual, putting on your work attire.

As you looked around, you noticed Espresso Cookie. Instead of his normal look, he look devastated, he didn't show it but, you saw it in his eyes. Could he have heard Madeleine Cookie's proposal? You thought to yourself but thought nothing of it.

"*Ahem* Y/N Cookie, I hope you're not too busy tonight-"

"Hey! I asked first therefore they hangout with me!"

Espresso Cookie scoffs, "Why would Y/N Cookie want to hangout an immature babbling egotistical idiot. They'd rather go for someone who's more mature."

"More mature? Hah! Look at you!"

"At me?!"

The men argue, so much so that they dont even notice you inching away from the scene. Eventually ran on home to think about what just happened.

*Knock knock*

"Urm hello? Y/N Cookie? We hope you're not too busy."

Huh? 'We'? Are they working together now?? You slightly opened the door, to your surprise, both Madeleine and Espresso Cookie were at your doorstep.

"May we come inside?"

You let them into your dwelling, they were amazed at the sight of your interior.

"My, my, such an intriguing style-"

"Stop buttering up to them!"

You weren't even phased at their bickering, you cared too little to even question it. "What do you want?" You interrupted.

"Oh! I- we were hoping to stay a night, like a sleep over!"

"A..sleepover? I barely know you two and you want a sleepover?"

"Yes indeed, it won't hurt to let us would it?"

"Well..I dont go to work tomorrow so why not. Just don't fuck up my house."

"We'll take good care of it during our stay, trust us!" Espresso said gleefully.

Later at night, you were about to sleep until your bedroom door opened, revealing the silhouette of Espresso and Madeleine Cookie. You stayed still, in fear. You didn't know what they'd do to you.

...

The next morning, you were unnerved. How are getting along so fast? You thought. Just the other day they were fighting for your attention. Despite that, the day went fine and you never bothered to question them about last night.

"Oh Y/N Cookie, you're awake! We made breakfast if your interested!"

"No, I'm not hungry...right now."

"Awwh come on Y/N Cookie, try it, a bite won't hurt would it?"

"I mean..ugh! Fine ill try it, happy?!"

"Yes"

You hesitantly bite a piece of pancake. It tasted normal until your vision started to blur.

"We're sorry Y/N, it was the only way.." As you faded in and out of consciousness, you tried to fight it but ultimately was futile.

#cookie run kingdom au #purp yam #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie

[atherix]

Atherix pls dont do this man. I already have mochi's good crime fic circling in my mind. This new au is about to grip my brain with an iron fist wjxjsjd

The potential angst from that is just *chef kiss*

Anyway give us more of that, we love ourselves some new mumscarian ideas KEKW

- purp anon

LOOK THAT NEWEST FIC IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT, WHEN I READ IT I WAS SCREAMING. Stitch and I were like M O C H I YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US WHAT THE FUCK-

Ahem. Anyway!

>:D Be gripped, for I will never stop tossing out new ideas and concepts. I really won't, I have way too many. Like, so many gods please help- I think I literally mention a new idea to Stitch like, at least twice a week. And some of them I actually go "you know what I kinda wanna expand on this" jkgfjkkjfd I think this would make a really fun oneshot, highs and humors and lows and angsts >:3 And also the very sappy ending <3 Because I am meeee

Just. Mumbo seeing something while out on a date with Grian that reminds him of Scar and buying it to bring home to him, and Grian just like "aww that's so sweet he includes Scar even when Scar isn't here <3" And Mumbo is just like "I am such a good friend :D" Always bringing food home for Scar. Never letting a text go unanswered. Having very few boundaries when it comes to Scar, perfectly content to just chill in each others' personal space when watching TV or even just hanging out. Literally everyone around them thinking they're dating. MUMBO FINDING OUT EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE DATING when Grian asks him if Scar is actually okay with this "arrangement" because he's "acting weird" and "maybe he realized he wasn't as okay with sharing his boyfriend as he thought he would be" and Mumbo just blue screening like "Wait. What??" and just jhvfdjkjkfd

I love them your honor there is not a single whole braincell between the three of them <3

#ask #Mumscarian #Purp Anon #misunderstanding my beloathed <3 #ALSO WHEN I SAY I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS #I MEAN I HAVE S O M A N Y #Like I don't share even a fraction of the ideas that pop into my head #I will literally think 'huh' about seeing a single WORD #and then suddenly I have a whole story in my head #I'm not even exaggerating #just ask Stitch #they're subjected to my rantings and ravings and ramblings so often now #pray for them Idk if they will survive all my brainworms <3

[alchemist-shizun]

So still me basically, but with money™

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

#purp pls stop

[daimonhalos]

I’m just going to leave these words BBH dedicated to c!Tommy in his last stream because he actually managed to make me tear up with so little and I think everyone should read them and be emotional with me.

He had stopped by the statue Puffy made for Tommy. (He wasn’t roleplaying in this, for the record.)

"All lore aside, I'm a little sad Tommy lost his last canon life, well not a little sad, like, if I wasn't infected by the Egg on the dream smp I would be very sad that he died, especially how he went out. But obviously for everyone who is not aware I'm a little infected by the Egg at the moment which is ... obviously the Egg is happy that Tom's out of the way. I guess we could have a moment of silence, a non-canonical moment of silence, since my character is infected by the Egg, so here we go. We'll have a non-canonical moment of silence for Tommy, here we go." *bows down his head in-game in front of the statue and stays silent for a few seconds* "There we go. Well, Tommy, you- wherever you're at, probably hanging out with Ghostbur ... probably in that big ol' dirt shack in the sky ... wherever you are Tommy, I hope you're listening to all the music discs you could ever want. We'll miss you Tommy."

God that hit so hard.

#i'm going to try and actually make some kind of sound edit with it and maybe an animatic #badboyhalo #tommyinnit #dream smp #dream smp spoilers #death tw #death mention tw #captain puffy #mcyt #ghostbur #WHEN HE MENTIONED GHOSTBUR COME ON MY TEARS I WANT THEM BACK #purp pls stop

[alchemist-shizun]

Oh god I want Patton and Remus to have a conversation involving adultery without either of them knowing that Patton doesn’t actually know what it means and neither of them realizes the ambiguity of the convo

#patton sanders #remus sanders #sanders sides #purp pls stop

[alchemist-shizun]

Aromantic people are so strong that they take out Cupid’s arrow and break it in half in front of his eyes without breaking eye-contact 

#purp pls stop #aromantic #aro positivity #alternatively: it bounces right off of them #and we're like ughh really not again stop #I say we but im more on the spectrum but it doesn't matter we're all great

[daimonhalos]

“Remember when I was alone against the whole government? And you and Wilbur were just sitting in the sidelines and watched. Did you step in? Did you step in? Were you the guys that stepped in and said don't worry technoblade we know you're in a high pressure situation but we'll fight the world for you technoblade, no you guys watched. You know what I did? Yesterday? When you were surrounded by like 30 people and the world was against you? I walked in, I was willing to fight all of them for you Tommy. I would've been there. That is the difference between us.”

#dream smp #dream smp spoilers #technoblade #tommyinnit #/rp #purp pls stop #This is my fucking favorite quote

[daimonhalos]

Appreciation post for the eggpire and more during the red banquet cause I'm not seeing enough love for how well they organized and delivered and because I'm so proud of cc!Bad for how far the Bloodvines arc has gone ♥ (this stuff is from Bad's vod btw)

Also something to cheer people up a bit in case the lore got u hard like it got me cause I'm still not okay bestie <3

The starting soon screen being an animation (with glitches to show another frame!!) plus the jazzy electro-swing soundtrack underneath. Just such a good intro, I felt like I was actually in the waiting line for an event, just awesome.

Ponk. Just Ponk, dapper man, handsome Ponk just standing there. Gorgeous, thank you, standing ovation, I love him.

Just everything Bad and Ant did with the building of the room, the stairs!! The coat room!!! The statues right in front of the table, everything looked SO pretty.

ANT MY BELOVED LOOKING HANDSOME AS ALWAYS I just loved all their outfits. The banquet's skins just SLAPPED HARD.

The little moment where Bad changed view of his character and we could see him, Ant and Ponk cwc

Bad singing >>>>>>>>>>

Everyone getting lost despite the oak signs

THE ARC ABOVE THE DANCEFLOOR, WHAT THE HELL YOO

Bad complimenting everyone on their outfits and giving out some gapples here and there

Bad also always repeating the same catchphrases

Sam just drinking copiously and the dumpy situation

People actually dancing + HBomb being the dj

Puffy walking around Bad to see his outfit and complimenting him, just felt like their old friendship cwc

FOOLISH GAVE BAD A FLOWER <3

Bad scolding George for not wearing an outfit (Sam's "his name is Gogy and he is beautiful")

"It's almost time for the feast. It's gonna be delicious." the foreshadowing

Everyone dancing together cwc

"minecraft dancing is speed squats" eret ilu

Bad and Ant complimenting moment ♥

The eggpire all on the same side of the table. Them

Ponk's little "Hello!" after Bad said he made the soup, plus everyone going "good job!!" just twt

When Bad started asking if anyone wanted to give a toast, I realized eventually that this was more of a disguised "Want to say your last words before death?" and it now sounds s o freaking cool. ye s

P O N K 'S S P E E C H

"you look beautiful right now" sam i will cry

When in the middle of his speech, Bad turns to Ant who's already looking at him, nods, Ant nods back, and as Bad turns around again we can see Ant walking away from his seat. I am OBSESSED with this scene, like you already know something is about to go down and oh gosh it was delivered so good

THE LAVA COMING DOWN FROM THE CEILING AS BAD KEPT TALKING, NONE NOTICING, HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THE BANQUET WILL BE UNFORGETTABLE. SO HOT

"And yeah! Thank you for coming everybody" the little mischievous giggles right after "And prepare uh ... yep. Prepare to die." AND THEN HE FUCKIGN DRINKS FROM HIS GLASS LIKE COME ON YOU CANT BE ANY COOLER THAN THAT YOOO

"The leaf is staying the way it is" you can hear the laughter in his voice like HAH GOTTEM that's so good

Bad still giving Hbomb gapples cwc

"Where you looking for this perchance?" AND THEN EQUIPS THE ENTIRE ARMOR AND WEAPONS E Y E when the twists started dude. this si where the twists started and never ended

HANNAH CROSSING SIDES AND SIDING WITH THE EGGPIRE. QUEEN SHIT that was such a cool moment for her i'm so glad she's getting her moment

The eggpire laughing, just pure villainy, love them

"Time to get on the main event" the nonchalance. The way they equipped the crossbows and readied the arrows at the same time. B r u h fucking awesome they are

The eggpire faking being afraid when Sam was talking about blowing the egg up. Sad that we already knew about the obsidian thing, but still made it a very cool scene. Especially right after when they started laughing at them again. I don't know what it is about it but I love them being so sassy.

FREAKING EXECUTIONS THEY WORKED FOR MASS EXECUTIONS they were able to trap all those freaking people!! And trick them and counter attack all the time! what the fuck, I'm so impressed

Thank you Fundy for sounding super terrified /gen ♥

Wait ahah they really said EGGSECUTION-

THE EGG HATCHES THE EGG HATCHES THE EGG HATCHES im not saying IT but im saing Velvet

"Follow me! Follow me!" HANNAH SOUNDED SO ENTHUSIASTIC i love

"We trusted you!" "Well, that was your first mistake-" THE WAY BAD WAS ABOUT TO LAUGH. DUDE they definitely had so much fucking fun making this

sassyboyhalo

Foolish acting thank u ily. Also the thunder not working what the heck i wanna know what was going on inside his mind right then he sounded so lost. THE ACTING

"Sacrifice!" Hannah idk how to say this but I love you

ANT MOMENTTTT

When puffy called them selfish i was expecting bad to just do a huge double take. I wanted him to snap immediately PLEASE SNAP-

BAD DELIVERING AGAIN WITH THE AMAZING ACTING

"Not just for the egg but for what the egg is going to give us" he's so desperately trying to make them udnerstand it promised him his friend back he literally mentions it every single time but everyone calls him selfish because they think he wants power when he just wants skeppy's friendship back in this essay I will- Anyway yes I love that he never explicitly says it because it kills us viewers with pain cause we KNOW and then the reveal will be 100 times more powerful. This is so awesome

"I can't stop Quackity and you know why I can't stop. If I stop I can't get what I need." his voice grew so much lower like he's just holding back MAN I HH IT WAS SO GOOD

SECRET RETREAT ROOM YOOO

Ponk giving Bad some food and telling him to stay safe, Bad telling both Hannah and Ponk to stay safe too. My tears

And now the solo Bad lore part, where we actually see the true part of him that's absolutely devastated and makes me cry, the way he acted all confident and then saw everything crumble in a few seconds and now he's destroyed again because what if they find a way to destroy the egg what then? what if he never gets skeppy back? dude, you can just read his emotions it's so sad and i love how it was portrayed

"I know where I can go. I know who I can see!" BDI REF BDI REF FOR SURE I have a feeling that's going to be explained in the next lore stream with Skeppy and I'm so hype. I love the little crumbs of references here and there.

"But now they have it.." he sounded so broken??? bad your acting please ill cry

"I didn't really want to hurt anybody" his true self trying to get back cwc especially because he's farther away from the egg. I just love the transition between the guy Bad portrays who's so sure about the egg when it's in front of others and the doubts and anxiety he actually has when he's alone. Just so cool

"Did I screw up?" im just pointing out everything that moves me emotionally cause these people's acting is so cool

Ending the stream with simple black background my beloved

Okay but really I'm so so so proud of the ccs for making this happen and it's only going upwards, I'm literally so in awe, they really said go big or go home

Free space for Ant's villain speech I wasn't able to hear yet, but they said it was v cool, so I'm trusting people on this

Thank you for listening, stan Bloodvines arc /hj

If I made typos no I didn't

#badboyhalo #antfrost #ponk #hannahxxrose #captain puffy #awesamdude #fundy #foolish gamers #hbomb94 #georgenotfound #velvetiscake #skeppy #quackity #dream smp #dream smp spoilers #purp pls stop #long post #red banquet

[alchemist-shizun]

The room where it happens aka Thomas Sanders' living room

#purp pls stop #sanders sides #leslie odom jr

[alchemist-shizun]

Yknow what I miss prinxiety

Been a long while since I actually sat down and enjoyed some content of theirs, man I used to be so down bad for their dynamic

#prinxiety #purp pls stop

[daimonhalos]

I just wanted to remind everyone after this heavily emotional lore stream that both c!bbh and c!skeppy are being mind-controlled and manipulated by the Egg, so some of the things that were said or done were absolutely influenced by that /rp

that being said, does anybody want a hug cause i sure as hell do

#dream smp #dream smp spoilers #badboyhalo #skeppy #purp pls stop #happyblr more like sadblr. help guys i am crying

[alchemist-shizun]

Me trying to balance wanting to write a fanfic where c!sapnap goes to c!bad and c!skep for comfort and Happyduo sets aside their hard feelings after egg arc to help their son vs wanting to draw c!quackity angst after slime's death

#dream smp spoilers #dream smp #sapnap #badboyhalo #skeppy #charlie slimecicle #quackity #purp pls stop #Help

[alchemist-shizun]

Haven't been giving content lately so have this Space Deceit

#deceit sanders #purp pls stop #sanders sides #thomas sanders

[alchemist-shizun]

no bad showing foolish the stuff he built with red skeppy and puffy please im too sad

#dream smp #badboyhalo #foolish gamers #skeppy #captain puffy #purp pls stop

[alchemist-shizun]

THOMAS REPLIED TO MY TWEET SAYING WE’RE MAYBE GOING TO GET A L L SIDES IN A SKIRT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

#purp pls stop #thomas sanders #sanders sides #caps tw