#punzity

[brett-is-afraid]

I wrote a long ass (like over 3K words) Quackity x everyone fic. So please enjoy. Primary ship is Q x Karl, but Punz, Sapnap, and George are also mentioned.

ao3 link

#karlity #honkity #honkq #quacknap #punzity #quackpunz #quacknotfound #cc!quacknap #cc!honkq #cc!honkity #alexis #nick #luke #karl #george #cc!quacknotfound #smut #nsft #my writing #brett speaks

[punzz]

hehehehehe part 3 of punz supremacy

this is pretty much what it’s like being friends with me aka horny 24/7 ;)

you asking him to show you how to suck him off and him just cooing at you for being so cute and oblivious and him being all soft just teaching you through it and praising you for being so good

FUCK YES THIS IS SO GOOD

You and Punz were sat down on the couch, porn on the screen as you two thought it would be funny to watch it together. It was just an idea you saw on tiktok where two best friends watched porn without any feelings involved but.. i mean, you couldnt deny that there wasn’t any feelings for Punz.

You watched the screen as the girl was currently giving the man a blowjob. You felt your vagina throbbing, your thighs clenched together as you turned to face Punz, “So.. about what’s happening, do you think i can do that to you?” You ask and it takes him off of guard.

“Wh-What?” He asked softly as you blush, “You know.. give you a blowjob? I’ve never done it before and i .. just- i guess wanted to ask you since you seem like you’d be comfortable with that?” You blurt out in a hurry and Punz shushed you, his hand moving down to your thigh, giving it a harsh squeeze.

“Of course pretty, get between my legs.” He says as you followed his order, getting on your knees between his legs and staring up at him. He groaned and felt his boner only growing more and getting more uncomfortable in his pants.

“Pull my pants and boxers down then use your hands to pump my cock,” He told you again as you nodded, moving your hands and pulling both pieces of clothing down to his ankles. You moved one of your hands to his cock, moving up slightly up and down before you leant down and licked around the tip to tease him which he was a little surprised about.

“Shit.” He let out as he moved a hand into your hair, gripping tightly and lifting your head up so you were looking up at him, your eyes innocdent and soft which made him scoff, “Be a good girl and take me will you? No teasing otherwise you won’t get to come tonight.” 

You gulped harshly at his words and mumbled a soft ‘yes sir’ before he pushed your head down on his cock and you did your work, hollowing your cheeks out.

You felt his tip hit the back of your throat, your thankful for your gag reflexes right now because god damn, they’re strong. You used your hands for the rest of his cock you coudn’t take into your mouth and within seconds, he was cumming down your throat and making sure you swallowed it all because ‘he didn’t want any of it wasted’ while he let out small grunts.

#punz smut #punz my beloved #punz imagine #punz x you #punz mcyt #punz #punzity #punz x reader #punz lemon

[chocolatte-and-despair]

I just had a horrible test with 150 questions and an essay both that needed to be finished in a maximum of 3 hours so now I'm feeling kinda bad and cranky, i just wanna ask for day 30 (dec) with Punz if its not a problem to you...

Yandere Punzity

* Go in. Kill someone. Get the money. Get a new assignment. That was the routine that Punz had adopted in this line of work. Never in his life had he ever gotten attached to someone. So why.. Why was this rotten business man by the name of Quackity different? * Why was he different from everyone else? Why looking at him made Punz feel like the world was slowing down? Why was it that Punz couldn't help but want to watch him for as long as possible. * To make it worse, his client was one of the exes of this man. It showed that the man was charming. And that he broke hearts so easily... * Killing him would solve Punz issue, but... He didn't want to solve this issue. This was the first time in Punz's life that he was happy being corrupted by a feeling like love for someone.

#yandere dream smp imagines #yandere imagines #dream smp imagines #yandere dream smp headcanons #yandere headcanons #dream smp headcanons #yandere dream smp #yandere #punz #quackity #punzity #yandere punzity #yandere punz

[dremwantsmymomeny]

okay my discord bestie asked me to write her something punzity related and she would give me more kisses so i came up w some au ideas!

1. super star au / hackerish au based off of ordinary super star by rina sawayama. where punz decides to humble quack and tells him he doesn’t actually like the life he’s living and doesn’t like being a super star/idol. he’s doing it cause he’s forced and that punz knows he had a life he enjoyed before this but punz is a selfish fucker and he is only black mailing quack to stop cause he wanted to get over his obsession w the pop star 💀💀 but plot twist cause they end up being friends or sumn

2. final girl au? by graveyardguy and slayyyter. i was somehow i gonna make it like punz was watching quack like horror movie. he has camera and shit all set up in his house and he’s watching quacks every move. quack is watching baby tubbo and once he puts him to sleep that’s when the game startspunz thinks quack is dumb and easy to kill but he soon learns out that this boy isn’t going down with out a fight.quack would out smart him while also talking shit and making punz madder to try and make him come out from where he’s hiding.

3. Las nevads arc?? where punz steps foot on las nevada’s grounds cause he heard of a new land and he’s willing to make a deal with quack trying to be his body guard. hes soon met by slimecicle who is trapped by puddle of goop around his feet questioning where he came from and how is confused when it forms into a human face and starts to speak to him. punz instantly goes into his fight or flight mode trying to beat this slime bastards but then quackity hears the commotion and comes togreats him. he calls slime cicle his little watch dog and that he doesn’t acquire punz services and that he already dated his brother/cousin once what could he possibly offer his land?

4. and the last one that i’m actually gonna write and might make it an hybrid au is where punz is a hit man and his job is to take out quackity. one day he follows him to a bar and it seems like the perfect time to take him out but just after he takes a little bathroom break as soon as he walks into the bar he is hit in the face and has a broken nose from the boy. it seems like quack just wasn’t having the best night and his anger out the best of him 😈😈

this is all i got for now

also i just thought of something… punz is 6’4 how the hell is quackity gonna punch him? idk but when there’s a will there’s a way

#punz #dsmp #prompts #au #quackity #punzity #pity #qunz

[mcytreactions]

hi!! i know this isn’t a request but i’m a big fan and was wondering also if you could recommend some blogs to us? maybe some of your favourites? thank you for being you!

you guys can come into my inbox even if you just want to rant about something, i appreciate you all so much especially since i only just started my blog like a couple days ago 🥺😭

BUT YOU’RE A BIG FAN?? BABY IM IN LOVE WITH YOU 🥺🥺 

omg my favourite blogs?? leggo 😌

@/punzity (my bubba pls i love them)

@/punzywunzy

@/romecries

@/fate888

@/mina-luv-bot

@/corpse-br1de

@/itsamxuse

@/aphrdits

@/gogywasfound

@/technosdarlin

@/nsfw-giz

@/dreamcatcherrs

and so many more, all of these people are amazing writers through and through 🥺🥺

#princess' rambles

[gogtopia]

I’m thinking abt how we could get a punzity team

#if both quackity and karl get teamed with punz I’m sorry to this man #welcometomyteddytalk

[shanxo]

shazity supremacy ✋😭

@punzity

[punzz]

ahhh omgggg that punz thingy was-

just-

AMAZING

brainrot omg supporting punz under the desk while he’s playing val 😌✋

also also also may i please be 🐥 anon?? i’ll be resident punz requester so no one forgets about how underrated he is 🥺

AHHH thank you omfg— punz supremacy though i honestly love him, he’s so underappreciated too for what he does </3 and yes of course you can be that anon! thank you for this! i rUSHED SO SORRY IF IT ISNT WHAT YOU WANTED

You heard a slight bang coming from your shared gaming room with your boyfriend and you nearly shit yourself. You shook your head and walked into the room, raising a brow at the male and the game he was playing, Valorant.

Punz was leaning back against his chair, arms lazily placed behind it as he lost yet another game and you smirked, taking it as your chance to do something to relieve him. You’ve never done it before but you’ve heard about it and wanted to try it out.

You crawl under his desk, noticing him looking down at you as you shake your head, “go back to your game.” you mumble softly to him as he nods, a small smile on his lips as he figured what you were doing.

You pull down his shorts, raising a brow as he wasn’t wearing any boxers. You bite your lip and slowly start to pump him, a low groan exiting his lips followed by a shaky breath.

You began to lick around the tip and then take him whole which just erupted a loud groan exiting his lips. He moved one hand from the mouse and into your hair, “faster.” he says and you move faster on his cock, his game long forgotten as pleasure rolls through his body.

He let out a few more moans, his cock twitching in your mouth as you continued to do your work before he released, pulling himself out of your mouth and smirking at the cum that was drooling down the side of your mouth.

The male picked you up and placed you on his lap, “my turn to pleasure you now, isn’t it?” he spoke with a low growl.

#punz #punz smut #dream smp smut #punz imagine #🐥anon #punzity #punz my beloved

[punzz]

sapnap — fair date.

PAIRING: sapnap x reader

PRONOUNS: any !

SCENARIO: sappynappy invites you to a new fair with dream and george just to spend more time with you :]

WARNINGS: none at all!

— 𝙍𝙞𝙣𝙜... 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 rang from beside me on my bedside table. I groaned and rubbed my eyes before pressing the green button, instantly wincing from the loud mouth on the other line of the call.

"Y/NNNNNN!!" Shouted Sapnap.

I raised a brow, "What is it? You woke me up for what?"

"Well, theres a new fair an hour away from where we live and i'm wondering if you would wanna go together with Me, Dream and George while he's here with you?" I thought about it for a little while before agreeing to his offer.

I mean, it saves me sitting in the apartment with hardly anything to do for the day and i could spend some more time with him so i'm happy.

I got up after ending the phone call, a smile growing on my face as i saw a text pop up, 'See you in half an hour<3'.

I quickly threw on some on some of my favourite comfy clothes before sorting out my hair and as soon as i was done, i heard a knock on my door, cliche right?

I open the door and smile when i see the three males stood outside, "Hey! You ready to go?" Dream asks as I nod in response, making sure i have everything before walking out to his car, getting in the back seat with Sapnap, a soft blush creeping up on my cheeks.

"How have you all been?" I ask them, making some small talk before i noticed in the front that George had fell asleep, his head on the window beside him as Dream just shook his head, “He never learns that he’ll get a bad neck.” He mumbled.

Sapnap laughed it off, “Just leave him be Dream, let him learn his lesson this time before he gets on all of those rides you’re probably going to drag him on.”

Before long, we all reached the fair and it was pretty nice for a new upcoming one if i was honest. It had loads of rides, more than the one thats at the usual fair i used to go to when i was a kid but i wasn't complaining, it looked super cool but one thing that caught my eye was the mini arcade room.

George raised a brow at me, "Are you going over there? We could split up, i go with Dream and you go with Sap," He said to me as i nodded, smiling and intertwining me and Sapnap’s arms together, "Lets go here if you want to.. uh, if you don't then theres the ghost train over there if you like that sort of thing?"

"You're so glad Karl isn't here because he would be taking us on that ghost train and other horror rides every single minute straight after it is finished.." The taller latter groaned, shaking his head at the thought but he smiled down at you, "Lets go to the arcades but one condition, i pay okay? It's my treat for waking you up out of your beauty sleep as they say."

"Well, i'm not going to say anything to that so thank you SappyNappy, that means a lot!" You smile and head over to the arcade, sitting on one of the stools and watching as he wanted to play a shooting game which wasn't that unusual for him.

You two played those sort of games all the time after he finished playing minecraft with the boys.

You felt your heart race as Sapnap side glanced at you, giving you a smirk as he moved his head down a little, motioning to all the tickets that was currently come out of the machine.

"Do you think we will get enough to get the same vlog gun as TommyInnit? Is that really possible?" You bite your lip jokingly, Sap raising his brows and chuckling, "Maybe it is, we can just flex on him with it so he can stop sending me so many pictures and titling them 'Can't wait to fight you with this'."

The day continued until it started getting darker and finally, you, george, dream and sapnap gathered back together and huddled into the car.

You were sitting in the front this time with Dream, just having a small conversation with him about youtube and what he would be doing for the smp, future streams, etc.

You smiled softly, listening in and agreeing with the amazing ideas he had came up with for any challenges and manhunts people had yet to see and it amazed you how his brain could work like this.

It felt like forever the two of you were talking but you were finally home and you felt sad that you had to leave everyone until god knows when.

"I'll walk you to your room, dont want anything happening to you," Sap mumbles to you, you nod and thank him for the kind gesture, walking to your apartment door.

You got your keys out and unlocked the door, turning around and looking at the taller male stood in front of you.

"Thank you so much for today, it was absolutely amazing, i enjoyed myself but i don't know when we will even be able to do this again." You smile sadly, running a hand through your hair as Sapnap nodded, "Agreed, if you're free tomorrow we could do this again.. just you and me?"

You nodded at that, "I would love that!" You smile and stand on your toes, leaning to the males cheek and giving him a soft kiss there which made him blush a very dark red, "See you tomorrow!"

"You too y/n, stay safe!"

#sapnaponeshots #sapnap #sapnapimagines #sapnap x reader #sapnap smut #dream team reactions #dream smp preferences #dream team x reader #dream team #dream team imagines #punzity #sapnap imagine #sapnap oneshots #sapnaponeshot #sapnap oneshot #top of sapnap x reader omg #thank you!

[punzz]

*slides in* I heard you also write for BBH, my beloved

Can I request a small drabble of BBH and they/them reader in the park on a hot day. The reader is eating ice cream really sexually 😏

I dont know if anyone is 🥺 or 😂 anon, can i be? 👉👈

hi!! welcome to dirty hours, you can be 🥺 anon! my anon list is here if you want to see who is already taken cutie!<3

It was quite a hot day today and Bad thought it would be a good idea to take his partner out on a picnic since it was one of their favourite things.

“Y/n! Are you ready to go?” He asked softly as they came down, wearing a very cute outfit which was known to be one of bads favourite outfits. They smiled and nodded toward the male, “Yup! Lets get going!”

They walked a couple mintues to the park and once they got there, they set up their little picnic corner. Y/n noticed there was an ice cream truck nearby and they smiled, bad seemed to notice this and smiled, “You want some angel?” “Yeah but i can give you the money for it!” You respond but only got a shake of the head in response.

“It’s alright love! Don’t worry, i know your favourite flavour too so i’ll get us a cone each!” And there he went. He didn’t take too long to get back, handing the cone over to his partner who smiled brightly, “Thank you!” They said. They took a small lick of the ice cream, looking over at Bad who was blushing a little which made them smirk.

#badboyhalo x you #badboyhalo soft #badboyhalo imagines #badboyhalo #badboyhalo imagine #badboyhalo smut #badboyhalo smuts #punzity #eating ice cream sexually makes me think of bocu no pico #LMAO why did i say that #anyway enjoy! #🥺 anon

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Day 10 with Quackity being Tubbos dad and the simp being Punz please?

Yandere Punzity & Yandere Tubbo

* Quackity has been a wonderful father and friend. So when Quackity found out that an old friend was going to be the teacher of his son, Quackity was more than happy to go and meet the man. Honestly, this was wonderful news! * Quackity, after that moment, started hanging out with Punz more often. His son, on the other hand, was not really happy with it. He believed that Punz might have ulterior motives to befriend his father. * Quackity was very easily seduced, Tubbo knew that much. He had too many step fathers before this. He didn't need another step father. He was happy with how things were. * That's why Tubbo decided to try and ruin Punz's reputation. Tubbo didn't want to become a trouble student, but if that would make Punz stop hanging around Quackity, he would do it without a second thought. * Punz on the other hand was so happy to meet Quackity again. He has been in love with the man for so many years, and to know that he finally had a chance with him, it meants a lot to him. * of course, Tubbo was a bad student, but to make Quackity happy, Punz kept hiding Tubbo's behavior. Quackity didn't need to worry about his troublesome son. Punz will take care of it when the two will get married.

#yandere dream smp imagines #yandere imagines #dream smp imagines #yandere dream smp headcanons #yandere headcanons #dream smp headcanons #yandere dream smp #yandere #quackity #tubbo #punz #punzity #yandere tubbo #yandere punz #yandere punzity

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Can i ask for day 13 with Quackity and Punz?

Yandere Punzity

* For some time, Quackity had dated this guy. Punz. But after Punz had messed up big time and ended up hurting Quackity quite badly, the two ended up breaking up. Quackity simply didn't want to date someone who was as cold as Punz. * At the beginning, Punz ended up not caring over the break up. He never loved Quackity all that much, so this wasn't all that bad, but as time went on... He couldn't help but feel like something was wrong. Like he needed something that he was missing. * The pain started to become unbearable as days went on. It became insane. He couldn't focus at all anymore... * That was until he met up with Quackity again on accident. Quackity seemed to not be angry at Punz anymore, wanting to simply forget about their past together and move on with their lives with no hostility in their hearts. * That was when Punz realized that Quackity was exactly what he was missing... But that was fine. Now that Punz knew where Quackity lived... Things would go back to how they were supposed to be.

#yandere dream smp #yandere #yandere dream smp imagines #yandere imagines #dream smp imagines #yandere dream smp headcanons #yandere headcanons #dream smp headcanons #quackity #punz #yandere punz #punzity #yandere punzity

[punzz]

okay okay okay okay okay

in a stream a few days ago BBH and Puffy was discussing anime shows and movies. BBH was really exicted SO what if late l a t e at night Y/N and BBH are cuddling and youre listening to him excitedly talking to you about x anime. You give him a little kiss on the nose and hes beyond flustered, making you giggle

djecwnsfhauhd sorry, i thought its such a cute idea

You were hanging out with your most favourite person Bad, also known as Darryl but you prefer calling him Bad. He decided to have an anime night with you and seeming as you also liked watching some anime, you agreed and you honestly were happy you agreed because he’s so cute.

It was around 4 in the morning and you two couldn’t sleep so anime marathon it was, and the first thing that popped up was Ouran High School Host Club (MY FAVE) and you two were giggling on together. Bad looked at you before pointing to his favourite character, Kyoya.

“I love this anime mainly because of kyoya but also tamaki! They’re so funny, they remind me of us too though..” And there he goes, rambling on about how you two are literally tamaki and kyoya and while you’re listening, you couldn’t help but give him a soft kiss on the nose which made him shy. He shook his head and started giggling, being flustered enough because of how you were looking at him with such love in your eyes.

#badboyhalo x you #badboyhalo imagines #badboyhalo fluff #badboyhalo #anon asks #i loved writing this #omg i’m writing this while listening to alex sing #it’s so funny #anyway bad best boy #i love him #punzity

[punzz]

HIII!!! can i be 👑anon?

hi!! yes of course you can be!!

#👑anon #pls my first anon omg #punzity

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Ship List and their names!

I know that a lot of people don't like ship content, so! From now on, I will tag every ship! Here is a directory for those ship names! If you don't like a ship or something like that, feel free to block the tag and you won't see that ship content on my account anymore so everyone would be able to enjoy themselves on here!

Awesamdude/Sam

*

The_Eret/Eret

* Quackity + Eret = quackret * Quackity + Technoblade + Eret = the desperate boys * Eret + Technoblade = eretblade

ItsFundy/Fundy

* Quackity + Fundy = fundity * Dream + Fundy = drundy

GeorgeNotFound/George

* Quackity + Georgenotfound = quackitynotfound * DreamXD + Georgenotfound = georgexd * DreamXD + Quackity + Georgenotfound = georgexdity * Dream + Georgenotfound = dreamnotfound/dnf * Dream + Quackity + Georgenotfound = dreamitynotfound * Quackity + Dream + Sapnap + Karl Jacobs + Georgenotfound = crew boys

Ghostbur/Bur

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JSchlatt/Schlatt

* Quackity + Jschlatt = pumpkin duo

Ghost!JShlatt/Glatt

* Quackity + Glatt = guackity

KarlJacobs/Karl

* Quackity + Karl Jacbos = Karlity * Quackity + Karl Jacobs + Sapnap = Karlnapity * Karl Jacbos + Sapnap = Karlnap * Quackity + Dream + Sapnap + Karl Jacobs + Georgenotfound = crew boys

ConnorEatsPants/Connor

*

Dream/Clay

* Dream + Georgenotfound = dreamnotfound/dnf * Dream + Fundy = drundy * Quackity + Dream = loud duo * Dream + Quackity + Georgenotfound = dreamitynotfound * Dream + Philza = dreamza * Quackity + Dream + Sapnap + Karl Jacobs + Georgenotfound = crew boys * DreamXD + Dream = dream duo

BadBoyHalo/Bad

* Quackity + Badboyhalo = badboyquackity

Mexican Dream/Carlos

* Mamacita + Mexican Dream = mexican mamacita

Ghost!Mexican Dream/Garlos

*

Philza/Phil

* Dream + Philza = dreamza * Technoblade + Wilbur Soot + Philza + Tommyinnit = sbi

Ponk

*

Punz

* Quackity + Punz = punzity

Quackity/Alex

* Quackity + Georgenotfound = quackitynotfound * DreamXD + Quackity + Georgenotfound = georgexdity * Quackity + Fundy = fundity * Quackity + Eret = quackret * Quackity + Dream = loud duo * Quackity + Punz = punzity * Quackity + Sapnap = quacknap * Quackity + Foolish gamers = quackish * Quackity + Wilbur Soot = tnt duo * Quackity + Technoblade = quackblade * Quackity + Purpled = betrayal duo * Quackity + Jschlatt = pumpkin duo * Quackity + Tubbo = president duo * Quackity + Karl Jacbos = Karlity * Quackity + Karl Jacobs + Sapnap = Karlnapity * Dream + Quackity + Georgenotfound = dreamitynotfound * Quackity + Tommyinnit + Tubbo = found family trio * Quackity + Purpled + Tommyinnit + Tubbo + Ranboo = the troublemakers * Quackity + Technoblade + Eret = the desperate boys * Quackity + Glatt = guackity * Quackity + Slimecicle = dap duo * Quackity + Dream + Sapnap + Karl Jacobs + Georgenotfound = crew boys * Quackity + Tommyinnit = quackityinnit * Quackity + Purpled + Tubbo = loveless Trio * Quackity + Badboyhalo = badboyquackity

Sapnap/Nick

* Quackity + Sapnap = quacknap * Quackity + Karl Jacobs + Sapnap = Karlnapity * Karl Jacbos + Sapnap = Karlnap * Quackity + Dream + Sapnap + Karl Jacobs + Georgenotfound = crew boys

Skeppy

*

Technoblade/Techno

* Quackity + Technoblade = quackblade * Quackity + Technoblade + Eret = the desperate boys * Technoblade + Wilbur Soot + Philza + Tommyinnit = sbi * Eret + Technoblade = eretblade

Wilbur Soot/Will

* Quackity + Wilbur Soot = tnt duo * Technoblade + Wilbur Soot + Philza + Tommyinnit = sbi

Ranboo

* Quackity + Purpled + Tommyinnit + Tubbo + Ranboo = the troublemakers

Tommyinnit/Tommy

* Quackity + Tommyinnit + Tubbo = found family trio * Quackity + Purpled + Tommyinnit + Tubbo + Ranboo = the troublemakers * Technoblade + Wilbur Soot + Philza + Tommyinnit = sbi * Quackity + Tommyinnit = quackityinnit

Tubbo/Toby

* Quackity + Tubbo = president duo * Quackity + Tommyinnit + Tubbo = found family trio * Quackity + Purpled + Tommyinnit + Tubbo + Ranboo = the troublemakers * Quackity + Purpled + Tubbo = loveless Trio

DreamXD

* DreamXD + Georgenotfound = georgexd * DreamXD + Quackity + Georgenotfound = georgexdity * DreamXD + Foolish_Gamers = foolishxd * DreamXD + Dream = dream duo

Foolish Gamers/Foolish

* Quackity + Foolish gamers = quackish * DreamXD + Foolish_Gamers = foolishxd

JackManifoldTV/Jack

*

Purpled/Purple

* Quackity + Purpled = betrayal duo * Quackity + Purpled + Tommyinnit + Tubbo + Ranboo = the troublemakers * Quackity + Purpled + Tubbo = loveless Trio

Slimecicle/Charlie

* Quackity + Slimecicle = dap duo

The Egg/Crimson

*

AntFrost

*

Sir Billiam

*

Sam Nook

*

Captain Puffy/Puffy

*

Girl Dream/Mamacita

* Mamacita + Mexican Dream = mexican mamacita

Nihachu/Nikki

*

Hannahxxrose

*

Alyssa

*

Gluttony

*

[punzz]

PUNZITY!!!!! I HAVE A REALLY CUTE IDEA BUT I DONT KNOW IF YOURE COMFORTABLE WITH WRITING FOR BBH

ANON!!!!!! IM VERY COMFORTABLE WITH WRITING FOR MY BELOVED BBH<3