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The Tag Meme — The Movie addition
Tagged by @joeys-piano to jot down my top 10 favorite movies/cinema/film/anime/whatever by only using gifs and clever titles
The movie that made the biggest understatement ever
The movie that made me wish I was chill enough to have friends to drink iced coffee with
The movie that made my sad soul feel something other than loneliness
The show that is never given enough credit for its loveliness and everyone should watch and tell me which prince they think is the best because my life depends on it okay!
The show that was a light at the end of the tunnel
The show that finally gave me my fav canonly as a furry
The one that basically describes my friendship with @joeys-piano
The movie that describes me too freaking well
The story that my whole life is literally based around and I need help because i will watch any form of this no matter how shitty is
The movie I need when I think I’ve hit rock bottom
Who am I tagging??? Uhm...shoot I didn’t think this through...Uhm: @endlesscloudsoftime and @iwritebetterthanispeak you two are tagged along with everyone one else reading this.
#tagged#porkcutletbowltrash#hp#love simon#the perks of being a wallflower#royal tutor#yuri on ice#ouran highschool host club#voltron#made of honor#alice in wonderland#legally blonde#joeys-piano
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A-Z Tag Game
Rules: Answer all the questions and tag 10 blogs you wanna get to know better.
I was tagged by the ever so amazing @porkcutletbowltrash ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ [I’m sorry I’m getting to this so late >.<]
A - Age: 23
B - Birthplace: Bombay, India (I know it has another name, I don’t like it)
C - Current time: 00:47 hrs
D - Drink you last had: Green Tea
E - Easiest person to talk to: Myself
F - Favourite song: Do not have a favourite – if you’re following this tag then you know (≧▽≦)
G - Grossest memory: My little sister was not feeling well one morning and so on the way to school, in the bus, she vomited all over my lap which had a 46 page project that I had to hand in that day. I had to walk the school halls to the lost and found in a very puke-soaked white skirt and to make matters worse the teacher didn’t seem to believe me even when I showed her the packet with the dirty project in it and I had to redo the entire project in one night. UGH. Not pretty. Not. At. All.
H - Horror yes or horror no: A big. Fat. NO. I cannot deal with horror, I just can’t.
I - In love?: Nope. *broods in a corner*
J - Jealous of people?: Not really…?
L - Love at first sight or should i walk by again?: For me – definitely walk by again because love at first sight doesn’t exist, attraction at first sight does and I most certainly would like to know you better regardless.
M - Middle name: Don’t have one 0.0
N - Number of siblings: 2
O - One wish: Nuh-uh that doesn’t work I have LOADS.
P - Person you called last: One of the two friends I have currently in the country.
Q - Question you are always asked: Where are you from? (Complicated answer); What is going to happen to you in the future? (I’ll let you know); What are you going to do next? (I don’t know please don’t ask me this)
R - Reason to smile: The fact that I have a very blessed life really. Many people would be envious.
S - Song you sang last: Fire In My Heart by Simple Plan
T - Time you woke up: [LOOOL] 11:00 hrs
U - Underwear colour: Boring. (I actually don’t remember and can’t be bothered to check)
V - Vacation destination: SO MANY. Japan is the big number one followed by New Zealand, Norway, Belgium, Beijing, Korea.
W - Worst habit: Procrastination.
X - X-rays: I think I’ve had them?? I’m not sure.
Y - Your favourite food: Don’t have a favourite – I love most food.
Z - Zodiac sign: Taurus
I would like to tag @dreaming-fireflies, @possibleplatypus, @thechroniclesoftrash, @katzuyas, @savedbythenotepad. @victorsporosya, @crossroadswrite, @forovnix, @omgkatsudonplease, @nikiforoov
[As always: If you’ve already done this before or if you don’t feel like doing it then you don’t have to!]
#astea's tumblr tag#a-z tag game#THIS WAS FUN#to be honest though they're all fun#tagged by#porkcutletbowltrash#thank you sammyyy ^.^#again I'm late but hey better late than never right#LOL
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💐 flower delivery for @porkcutletbowltrash! 💐
porkcutletbowltrash is a treasure and a gift to the earth. They are so amazing and supportive and talented, and it is an absolute honor to be friends with them. Thank you so much for everything you do, Sammy! <3
- anon
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What would you write under the title "You've Got to be Kidding Me"?
“how long has this been going on?” mila asks.
“dunno, but it’s weird and it needs to stop,” yuri grouses.
“aw, yura! it’s sweet that you’re so concerned about your mentor -”
“shut up hag!”
“- or maybe i should say hero? hm.”
yuri spits in anger and shoves at mila, who shoves back, and georgi just sort of edges away from the impending disaster at the edge of the boards. on the ice the subject of all their attentions is skating compulsory figures, his silver head bowed in thought, not paying a lick of attention to his rinkmates.
yura is right though, the whole thing is weird. viktor has never had the patience or the attention span for figures, always wanting to dive right into his routines with a flourish. georgi can’t remember a time when viktor did them voluntarily.
to his right yura shouts something and mila laughs triumphant. georgi rolls his eyes. since he’s the only mature person in the rink right now he figures it’s up to him to decipher viktor’s strange mood.
“viktor,” he says once he gets close enough. viktor doesn’t even look up, doesn’t stop. yeah, something is most certainly not right here.
“viktor,” he tries again, “are you okay? is this about -- about the banquet --?”
this must’ve been the right thing to say, because suddenly viktor sheds his dejection and explodes with motion. his hands tug gently at the fringe of hair that hangs in front of his eye and georgi gets the feeling that he’d be pacing if he wasn’t on the ice (on the ice, it’s more like gliding).
“he wears glasses georgi!” he cries.
“i -- what?” even mila and yura have stopped their bickering to stare at them.
“i’ve seen some of his programs on youtube and i think his step sequences might be better than mine! mine!”
“viktor --”
“he is literally the most perfect creature i have ever laid eyes on and it makes me angry that he’s so perfect! like, how do i even deal with this?”
“he’s lost his mind,” yura mumbles from the boards.
suddenly viktor stops, and his eyes light up and his mouth spreads wide in a grin, and he says, like a sudden epiphany, “i want to marry him.”
“you’ve got to be kidding me,” georgi mumbles, at the same time that yura screeches “what the fuck?!”
"what are you all doing standing around! you’ve got worlds to practice for!” yakov’s sudden bark echoes around the arena, startling all of them into motion.
afterward georgi sees yura slap a thousand rubles into mila’s outstretched palm and laments his misfortune in rinkmates.
@porkcutletbowltrash
send me a fic title and ill tell you what id write
#viktuuri#victuuri#yuri on ice#yoi#porkcutletbowltrash#meme#fic meme#if it isnt clear this is between the sochi banquet and worlds (where yuuri skates viktors stammi)#tgtalks#answers
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Early mornings
send me (a) word(s) and i’ll give a/some headcanon(s) relating
once they’re together, viktor is not a morning person. i mean, yuuri isn’t either, but viktor is not a morning person. which is weird, because yuuri has incredibly clear memories of viktor dragging him along on runs way too early in the morning before they started sleeping in the same bed, and now yuuri can barely get viktor to the rink on time
“‘s warm,” viktor protests one morning, curled up underneath three blankets, half on top of yuuri’s body, and makkachin sprawled against his other side. “russia’s cold,” he added, and yuuri had broken out in laughter, kissing his adorable russian husband and telling him that they were going to be late to practice.
coffee doesn’t wake him up, tea doesn’t wake him up. viktor just likes to wrap himself up in their warm bed and hesitate for as long as possible in the mornings.
yuuri asks him, a few months into living together, if he was okay. “you used to be way too energetic in the mornings, and now you pretend like they don’t exist.”
“bed is where i get you all to myself,” viktor murmured in a completely non-sexual way, just pressing his face into yuuri’s shoulder. “you’re warm and i love you.”
so, basically, viktor goes from the epitome of a morning person to someone who would stay in bed all day if it meant spending time with his amazing, gorgeous, warm husband
yuuri blushes red, but stays in bed with him a little later that morning, just laying together and admiring how warm it really is
(even if viktor is a blanket hog so any heat yuuri gets is from viktor’s body or the hope that makkachin chooses to sleep closer to him any given night)
#yuri on ice#viktuuri#viktor nikiforov#yuuri katsuki#yoi fic#thishasbeencary#ask fic#porkcutletbowltrash#ask
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1) Always post the rules.
2) Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3) Write 11 questions of your own.
4) Tag 11 people.
I was tagged by @porkcutletbowltrash
If you were a kind of fruit, what fruit would you be and why? Ha! I dunno...um, an orange. Sweet, but it takes effort to get there.
What was the first fandom you were part of? Oh fuck, it’s been so long I don’t remember. I think technically the first fanfiction I read was when I discovered that people wrote continuations and variations on Jane Austen’s novels. I think my first instance of shipping was Ten/Rose from Doctor Who.
What’s your biggest accomplishment? I don’t generally think of my life as a series of accomplishments. Umm...For this year, I’m pretty proud of the fact that my home looks like a grownup lives here. I have fancy things like matching towels and dishes and some art hung on the walls and I’ve kept a few plants alive for over six months.
Favorite Song? My favorite song so far today is The Staves cover of I’m On Fire, but it changes frequently.
Favorite Meme? Me, an intellectual...
Favorite mythical creature? Currently my favorite is Cerberus because of this
Tea or Coffee? Coffee (and by coffee I mean mochas and vanilla lattes) in the morning and tea all the rest of the day
Early Bird or Night Owl? Definitely a night owl
Funniest misunderstanding you’ve ever had with someone? I have such a shitty memory for this kind of thing. I do amuse people by mispronouncing words that I’ve only read.
If there were absolutely no limitations (financial, physical, etc.), what is one thing you would do and why? I’d quit my job and read everything I ever wanted to have time to read
If you were to define the word “sandwich”, how would you describe it? Two slices of bread with a food-like object within.
Here are my questions to you:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
Do you like getting older, or do you wish you could stay your current age forever?
What is the last unnecessary thing that you bought yourself?
Are you crafty?
Which Hogwarts House do you belong in?
Are you organized or is your living space a tribute to clutter?
What do you like to eat that horrifies other people?
What’s your favorite season?
Dragons or dinosaurs?
When you’re reading for fun, do you stop reading mid-book if you decide you can’t stand the book, or do you keep slogging through to the end?
What superpower would you hate to have?
I’m tagging: @earth2infini @bibliosexxual @scifinut @rabidlitmajor @johnleavittlives @blushandmumble @hawkelf @thats--numberwang @gaywarrren @ajthelush @smacksofeffort
Make sure to tag me if you do it so I can see! <3
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Free Sample
Adrianna99 ( @iwritebetterthanispeak )
Chapters: 1/1
Relationship: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov
Rated: Mature
Words: 2647
Summary: Chris tries to get Viktor to ask out the cute attendant at Costco using one of his patented pickup lines. Yuuri is confused.
Read it here!
#ao3 author#tumblr author#author: Adrianna99#rec: porkcutletbowltrash#ficrec#complete#Costco employee Katsuki Yuuri#yoi#yuri on ice#yuri!!! on ice#yuri katsuki#Yuuri katsuki#victor nikiforov#viktor nikiforov#Christophe giacometti#Phichit chulanont#victuuri#victuri#viktuuri#vikturi#comments: 13#kudos: 167#hits: 964
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Having someone walk into your life is actually a very astounding thing. That's because they bring their past, their present, and even their future along with them. That’s because someone’s entire life walks behind them like a story and now, you can see how far they’ve come. Their heart is fragile; therefore, it might have been broken. So, too, that heart is coming and with it, all that has yet to heal.
Genre → Psychological Thriller/Suspense
Themes → Death, Loss of Innocence, Moral Ambiguity, Revenge, Hope, Moving On
Content Warnings → Organized Crime, Dubious Ethics and Morality, Implied/Explicit Descriptions of Violence
Status → Character Studies & Short Stories; main writing will begin later this year
Reading Availability → Tumblr/AO3
Story Trailer
For every drop of blood that stains the pavement, it came from someone who had every right to be alive.
Whether it was through carnage and death, hope and despair — there was more to humanity’s nature than what could ever be experienced on the battlefield. From the depths of his heart, Fukumori had known this to be true.
He had known the sweet innocence of love and how it burned as quietly as a flame. He had known the somber voice of pining and passion as it had stretched on, for months beyond days. He had known what it meant to be weak, to have wandered down a road when the end was guaranteed. He had known the stillness of a mid-afternoon when justice had turned the other cheek. He remembered that moment as if it was only yesterday. As if restless nights and twelve long years had been nothing more than mere echoes of what felt like a nightmare.
Beyond the crackling flames underneath that October sky, there was absolutely nothing that Fukumori could say at the time. Even now, there was still nothing as a bouquet of lilacs dressed the foot of a grave. Although the name had already faded, it had yet to do so within his heart.
Who are we, as a society, to decide who gets to live and who gets to die?
‘Do for others what they can’t do for themselves’ — three years ago, following the death of the previous Pakhan, Diana Petrova announced that the Hearts would no longer partake in the bloodshed of their past. Despite initial opposition and even confusion from the members, themselves, Petrova neither wavered nor silenced herself. For the sake of its future, for the sake of its surviving members and for their well-being, the Bratva needed to move on from the violence that had stained its history. Accompanying her thoughts to the very end, Petrova concluded with a soft request. She asked for the Hearts to drop their arms and to use their hands for good, rather than for killing, instead.
This was by no means a simple request, and Petrova had already known that before the words fluttered from her lips. Aware of what she had brought to the table, she had no qualms if she was to dine alone. However, if others were to join her for the feast, Petrova would see to it that the death of yet another had no reservation at her table.
When we take justice into our own hands, we bear the heaviness of its price.
If they were to renounce themselves as a monster, Rosencrantz had made it certain that no one ignored the one growing inside of them. Regardless if there was anything to be found or not, wasn’t it better to be thorough when it was all said and done? ‘I agree,’ said the light bulb before it died at Rosencrantz’s feet. Shattered from the whims of its dangling wire, the room plunged into darkness. And yet, nothing different came over Rosencrantz as they moved on with relative ease. A soft rhythm cascaded from their fingertips as bits of twisted metal slipped from an opening in their hand. Like solemn tolls from a church bell, they ricocheted and faltered as soon as they struck the ground. Then and only then, an acrid stench of copper caught up with them.
Nothing, not even their own breaths, felt familiar to them. Nothing, not even their own hands, could forget what had been done. From grain to wheat, from harvest to fall, all of this had been their design. This casualty would just be one of many, and there were many pawns to get rid of before they could checkmate the Queen. This was all part of the plan and yet, a scarce bit of humanity had caught up and forbade them from continuing with the rest.
This was the message, uttered at the struck of midnight when Rosencrantz didn’t pick up their phone: “I know this is the last thing you’d want to hear, but listen to me. Find a new purpose. It could be anything at all. Find something new to pursue and follow where it goes. This revenge you’ve been yearning for, it’s not going to heal the gaping hole in your heart.”
So I’ll ask one more time: Why do you kill?
Cast
Mr. Fukumori |♟️| Former I.A., Hunting Dog
“If you need a mystery, I recommend the human heart.”
Ishihara Akiko |♟️| Hunting Dog
“We’re like a bunch of stray dogs, all living on borrowed time — hoping, that it’ll last forever.”
Diana Petrova | ♥️ | Former Special Ops Agent, Pakhan
“You must be mistaken. It’s the Devil that has agency in this world, not me.”
Irina “Guildenstern” Dimitrova | ♣️/♥️ | Former Marksman, I.A and S.O.H.
“I’ve never regretted the things that I’ve done, only the things I didn’t do.”
Mikhail Ilnyckyj | ♥️ | I.A. in Training
“Can’t help but wonder to God, why He couldn’t create a world without sin in the first place.”
Fedosia Baranovskaya | ♦️ | Former S.O.H., Pakhan
“No matter how powerful it becomes, a pawn is just a pawn. Even after it grows up.”
Archie O’Fallon | ♣️ | Former Chief of the Special Ops Division, Pakhan
“Forget about your debts. Nobody, but you, remembers what they were.”
“Mimic” | ♠️ | Underground Physician, Pakhan
“The moment you give someone your true name, bear in mind that they can use it against you. A name holds power, so don’t give yours up so easily.”
Ruben “Rosencrantz” Sadowsky | ♠️ | Former Hunting Dog, Rogue
“It’s a bit hard to get information from someone when they’re not breathing.”
If you’re interested in this work and would like to know when updates, character studies, or short stories are getting posted, DM or reply to this post and I’ll add you to the tag list. Thank you so much for your support.
Notes
+This WIP has been in development since March 2017, and I would like to give my sincerest gratitude to @porkcutletbowltrash for encouraging me to step out of my comfort zone and write something that genuinely interested me.
+The characters in this story were originally created for a mafia fanfic that I was working on at the time. There was so many backstories and interpersonal arcs going on behind the scenes that I wanted to create an original work where these characters could truly shine. Since then, with the help of @feu-eau and @porkcutletbowltrash, this project became more than just a pipedream. It’s finally real.
+The idea of this story was inspired by a very simple concept: what if there was a mafia that didn’t kill? Curious and intrigued, I wanted to learn what events led to that moment and what was the reasoning behind that choice.
#wip intro#wip introduction#original writing#original work#work in progress#joey original writing#fic preview#as strange as the cover looks it fits with the story in a thematic way#at least that's what i'm telling myself
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You should try “Experience” by. assurancetourix on ao3. It’s really good. :)
Experience - by assurancetourix
Yuuri is desperate to lose weight. He is convinced that Viktor would leave and that his career would be done for good if he stays at his current weight.He will go at extremes to lose it. Will Viktor catch it on time?
Victuuri - Teen
Thank you for the rec!
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3 Victuuri Fics I Read ...[and that you should too]
The Bronze by porkcutletbowltrash, @porkcutletbowltrash, Teen, 16,785 words
Yuuri Katsuki placed third and took home a bronze medal in his first Grand Prix final. It had been an amazing performance and an amazing feeling. The only problem was that he couldn’t really remember what happened on the ice thanks to some really strong cough medicine. Now, skating with Viktor alone on the rink, he lets down his walls. An AU where Yuuri didn’t suck in his first GP. By request of Shiranai Atsune.
Rae: The ultimate sickfic!! Such a cute au and it’s so nice to see Yuuri get the medals he deserved. Even if he was high on cough syrup <3
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by cuttlemefish, @cuttlemefishwrites, Explicit, 53,628 words
Things would be a little easier if Yuuri wasn’t so in love with his husband Viktor, especially considering they have an arranged marriage. Two years after their wedding, Yuuri and Viktor are incredibly in love, but can’t seem to get over the hump of their platonic union to consummate their marriage! Good thing Yuuri is the most (in)famous erotic fanfiction author of the Love in the Streets fandom. Now, he’s got the support of the Internet to figure out how to seduce his husband, if only he can continue to keep their identities a secret. Or, the AU in which everyone thinks Yuuri and Viktor have the perfect marriage full of adventurous sex when, in fact, Viktor sleeps in the guest bedroom and Yuuri writes erotic fanfiction to quench his thirst.
Rae: This was surprisingly fluffy for a fic about Victor and Yuuri wanting to get some and frankly, I loved every second. It had smut, it has fluff, it has glorious Victuuri miscommunication... and BABIES!!! It’s adorable! <3
empty spaces between stars by astudyinrose, @victuuriplease, Explicit, 198,623 words
Victor gets just as drunk as Yuuri at the Sochi Banquet, and they disappear together after the dance-offs. They wake up the morning after with rings on their fingers, and pictures of them kissing after getting married the night before are all over the tabloids... but neither of them remembers a thing. They decide to stay married for a while for the sake of Victor's sponsorships, and in exchange, Victor coaches Yuuri through nationals...
Rae: Okay, so some fics are good. Some fics are great. And some fics are just fucking ART!! This is one of them. Perfection in literary form. MUST READ! I can’t believe it took me so long... and there’s still more to come!! I can’t wait!
So there we go - my top 3 fics that I read this week!
Any fics you want to recommend or if you are a writer and want me to include your work in one of these recs, link me, message me - whatever you like, and I will get on it for you! I always need more stuff to read!!
Please go show the writers some love ♥ They deserve all the kudos and comments!
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Try the Guac
read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HwAVMl
by porkcutletbowltrash
“Is it any good?” Keith looked at the guy in front of him, his blue eyes questioning as he already reached forward to pick up the small sample cup with a chip already stick up out of the muted green guacamole.
“Uh?”
“The Guac?,” The guy gestured at him with the sample, “Is it good?”
Keith shrugged his shoulders, “People eat it.”
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Keith was just trying to make it through his last hour of work, being demoted to passing out the Guacamole samples at Rolo's Grocery. Lance was just a pleasant surprise.
Words: , Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Kaltenecker (Voltron)
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Grocery Store, Alternate Universe, Fluff, Friendship, romantic undertones, Romantic undertones...for now, Grocery Store Employee! Keith, Customer! Lance, Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Gay Keith (Voltron), Demisexual Keith (Voltron), It's not super noticeable for now but its true, Keith is the dude who gives the samples of guacamole to customers, its also his second day on the job, lance is flirty in an awkward friendly way, and keith is oblivious but not that oblivious, awkward flirting but in a good way, please enjoy my love for klance and for guacamole vicariously through this fic
read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HwAVMl
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I was tagged by @joeys-piano to make a playlist based off the letters in my URL. Let’s see how much cringe I can fit in with my weird taste of music. Note: I do enjoy and have all these songs in my iTunes library so please enjoy.
P - Photograph (Ed Sheehan, X)
O - Outer Space/Carry On (5 Seconds of Summer, Sounds Good Feels Good)
R - Remembering Sunday (All Time Low (feat. Juliet Simms), So Wrong It’s Right)
K - King of My Heart (Taylor Swift, Reputation)
C - Come On Eileen (Dexy Midnight Runners, To-Aye Rye)
U - Unpredictable (5 Seconds of Summer, Somewhere New)
T - This is Gospel (Panic! At the Disco, Too Weird to Live, To Rare to Die)
L - Last Young Renegade (All Time Low, Last Young Renegade)
E - End of the Day (One Direction, Made in the A.M.)
T - The Tide is High (Atomic Kitten, Ladies Night)
B - Born This Way (Lady Gaga, Born This Way)
O - Our Kind of Love (Lady Antebellum, Need You Now)
W - Wild Heart (Bleachers, Strange Desire)
L - Let’s Talk About Sex (Salt-N-Peppa, Blacks’ Magic)
T - Thank You For the Music (ABBA, Gold)
R - Rollercoaster (Bleachers, Strange Desire)
A - Alice (Avril Lavigne, Goodbye Lullaby)
S - The Schuyler Sisters (Hamilton Cast, Hamilton)
H - Heart Like Mine (Miranda Lambert, Revolution)
Tagging: @endlesscloudsoftime, @iwritebetterthanispeak, @boringyeet, @hashi-cat, and whom ever else wants to play. Just tag me. I’m seriously horrible at tagging so...yeah...
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11 Questions
I thank the ever so wonderful @porkcutletbowltrash for tagging me *bows*!
1. Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life?
Hmm….I want to say this would be hard but on the contrary there are so many characters that would be boring plainly because in real life we aren’t privy to their backgrounds as we are in the mode of media themselves. Honestly, I would pick Cho Chang [from Harry Potter for those who are unaware]. From what I got on her character she didn’t seem to have any dimension to her that would interest me [other than her being in the Quidditch team] so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. What problem or situation did TV / movies make you think would be common, but when you grew up you found out it wasn’t? (i’m lowkey taking a jab at hsm because thanks Disney for making me think high school would be awesome)
People wearing only sweats and looking like they literally rolled out of bed in college. Where I went, most girls were in full makeup for a 09:00 [in the MORNING mind you] lecture and everyone was dressed in smart casuals at the very least. It took me a while but I had to up my dressing game because even just a simple hoodie and jeans had to look tasteful if nothing else.
3. What would be on the gag reel of your life?
A lot of things, but I’ll go with a simple one. Tripping over nothing at all while walking. This happens ALL THE TIME like I don’t get a break *cries*
4. What does “infinite” mean to you?
Deceptively endless. The things that are infinite we can’t see, and the things we perceive as infinite always have an end point somewhere.
5. If your life was a movie, what songs would be on the soundtrack?
A Freaking Lot. My soundtrack would go on and on honestly. A few that would be there though are (not in order though):
- Shattered by Trading Yesterday
- Wannabe by the Spice Girls
- I Giorni by Ludovico Einaudi
- Tous les Secrets by Celine Dion
- For Me from the N no tame ni OST
- Decompose by NELL
- I’ll Remember by Day6 [don’t be confused by the title in the video - the song is the right one]
- Sing Me by Day6
- Hello how are you by Ritsuka
- Another Sunday by Trading Yesterday
- Main Koi Aisa Geet Gaoon from the Bollywood movie Yes Boss
- Ajab Si from the Bollywood movie Om Shanti Om (2008)
[I have so SO much more but I think 12 is good enough for now. Also I’ve added links for each song if you were curious!]
6. What item would be your top choice to make into a horcrux?
I’ve actually spent years thinking about this and I’m actually STILL not sure what I would make. I would say a note of money, but there is something about that that makes me uneasy. I’m sure this answer will change later, but for now I would make my silicone/rubber phone cover a horcrux because it seems resilient and quite unsuspecting (maybe).
7. Who would play you in a movie about your life?
America Ferrera. I’ve been told I resemble her looks-wise, and since my life isn’t very screen worthy (which means hello Normal Girl) her being amazing as Carmen in Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is already an overqualification for portraying my life anyway.
8. Most relatable scene from any book/movie/anime/etc.?
When they drool over food and prioritize that over any other situation. Prime examples flitting through my head now are:
- in Lucky Star where Konata and Tsukasa go on a discussion about which side of the chocolate cornet they would eat from and why.
- practically everytime Yui and Ritsu jump at tea time with cakes in K-ON! disregarding doing anything productive.
9. If you were shrunk down and somehow got stuck in a blender, how would you get out?
I would try to disengage the blade cutter and prop it against one side securely so that I can (carefully) climb, use it as a foothold and push the small round cap on the top of the lid out and then crawl out. If that didn’t work then I’d just wait till someone came by and yell at them to get me out.
10. Would you count manga as a piece of literature? Why or why not?
I would because I consider manga as a comic which is technically considered as a literary piece anyway. (I even looked up literature to double check)
11. compliment yourself. (joey, you’re just to freaking good to at making up questions).
Well done on making it through life so far Astea with your stuffed toys *pats on back*
WELL now it’s time for me to make up these questions muahahahah (okay no I can’t be actually cleverly dastardly to save my life).
1. What season would you have control over if there were masters of the seasons (Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, Monsoons etc.)?
2. If you could only have one pet, would you have either a cat/dog/other? And what breed would they be?
3. When looking at the menu in a restaurant, what is the first page you examine and why? [because I don’t look at the appetizers first like a normal human and I’m curious to know if I’m the only one]
4.If you ever had the opportunity of accurately knowing what your future would be, would you want to know? Why/Why not?
5. Which social media platform are you most fond of and why?
6. If you had to choose one sin to be known by for the rest of your life (from the Seven Deadly Sins) which one would it be and why?
7. What form of entertainment would you consume when younger (books/tv shows/magazines/movies etc.) and has that changed?
8. Are you a light traveler? Or the kind that needs two heavy duty suitcases for a week’s holiday?
9. Would you rather life be a steady constant or a rollercoaster?
10. Was being famous something you had ever wanted? If so what kind of celebrity did you want to be? If not, why?
11. Do you believe in reincarnation? If so, do you think you’ve been reincarnated or are you brand new?
I tag @katzuyas, @savedbythenotepad, @exile-wrath, @possibleplatypus, @dreaming-fireflies, @crossroadswrite, @thechroniclesoftrash, @omgkatsudonplease, @peasantaries, @miyakuli and anyone else who would like to try!
[And as always those who are tagged don’t need to do this if they would rather not!]
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Try the Guac
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HwAVMl
by porkcutletbowltrash
“Is it any good?” Keith looked at the guy in front of him, his blue eyes questioning as he already reached forward to pick up the small sample cup with a chip already stick up out of the muted green guacamole.
“Uh?”
“The Guac?,” The guy gestured at him with the sample, “Is it good?”
Keith shrugged his shoulders, “People eat it.”
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Keith was just trying to make it through his last hour of work, being demoted to passing out the Guacamole samples at Rolo's Grocery. Lance was just a pleasant surprise.
Words: , Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Kaltenecker (Voltron)
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Grocery Store, Alternate Universe, Fluff, Friendship, romantic undertones, Romantic undertones...for now, Grocery Store Employee! Keith, Customer! Lance, Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Gay Keith (Voltron), Demisexual Keith (Voltron), It's not super noticeable for now but its true, Keith is the dude who gives the samples of guacamole to customers, its also his second day on the job, lance is flirty in an awkward friendly way, and keith is oblivious but not that oblivious, awkward flirting but in a good way, please enjoy my love for klance and for guacamole vicariously through this fic
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HwAVMl
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to @porkcutletbowltrash, from @iwritebetterthanispeak:
“Even though I read [The Bronze] for the first time a while ago, it’s still among my absolute favorite fics! Sammy has such an interesting, creative take on an alternative ending for the Sochi GPF that will not fail to delight anyone! Viktor and Yuuri’s blooming relationship is also super sweet! I would highly recommend this one!”
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Cinnamon and tangerine, lovely. ^•^
send me a thing to say what you think of me ^-^
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
my aesthetic omg you mean excessive viktor/viktor art and an endless desire for viktor with long hair? no, i’m kidding, omg, thank you
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cool
wow english is hard (i literally only speak english). i’m leaving that in because i’m laughing. this is who i am.
^-^
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