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greatshell-rider · 1 month
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congrats cj on your whirlwind dream tour of norsunder? ?? congrats on cool rock acquisition???
seriously thought the redhead might be fox for a hot second but no (<- has two thoughts in their head: where's fox? where's ivandred?)
kessler is.....listen. not to out myself but i mean. he's fun. i like him. i want to make fun of him. i want to pat him on his good evil head. his ideas for government are, of course, very silly and bad. mockery becomes them. im rotating him in my head. i do want to see him in a swordfight. i just know he's an inda fangirl. tau could probably fix him. i want to know more of his terrible opinions. what does he want with the lightning horse anyway? do you think he and alsaes- nay i shan't say it
i love.........this goes for all the MH books but i really like all the connections and reminders of inda's war academy experience. nicknames and slang and games and the politics/drama between kids in their group. and at kessler's camp, of course there's the weapons training and studying maps/battle strategies and that's just the academy. cj loathes everything inda did so well at and i doubt she'd ever like it had she been born and raised marlovan but i wonder how differently inda might've turned out had he born somewhere else and not had his whole life be dedicated and trained for warfare
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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Bonus:
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sebfreak · 7 months
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The HU - Sell The World (Official Music Video)
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egophiliac · 2 months
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
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slymanner · 7 months
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hurt my heart why dontcha.
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witchering10123 · 3 months
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hakoda: you need to stay here and protect your sister
13 year old sokka, whose only point of reference for "protecting his sister" is literally his mother sacrificing herself in katara's place: ok 😃
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notemaker · 8 months
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Imagine building a family in a terrible world. Some of you die sooner, and you try to make it work. Then everyone, everything is gone, you have less than a minute to process that, and you're alone. Except it's worse! Because your family will be there, but suddenly you're not part of it. The house is in front of you and you don't have the keys.
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rainbow-femme · 3 months
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One of my favorite things about Hannibal is that Jack is very normal and does not anticipate a lot of the things that happen because why the fuck would those be things that happen
Will is saying he needs to quit consulting for them because it’s bad for his brain and Jack guilts him into staying, fully unaware that “bad for his brain” does not mean it’s giving him stress it’s causing him to fully break from reality and believe he is occasionally the same person as a serial killer while actively losing time and his sense of self
Or that the psychiatrist they set him up with was psychosexually obsessed with him and also a cannibal serial killer actively worsening his undiagnosed encephalitis for his own morbid curiosity while also trying to convince him to become his serial killer best friend
Like it’s a dick move as a boss but to his credit I don’t think he could have anticipated what Will meant when he said he was having a hard time
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Fuck fuck everything for fuck damned pissing hell's sake one of my students has used ChatGPT
I wish to commit an act that will in future be referred to by its date
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goldklee · 1 year
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POV: You didn't find shelter in time
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greatshell-rider · 1 month
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the way i pleading eyes emoji when clair showed up and saved the day. also. wraugh good knife throwing scenes, for both puddlenose and cj. mmmm kessler
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dragonflavoredcake · 11 months
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I thought it'd be fun to make a map of where all the Hermits live irl and until now I didn't quite realize how much of the server is either British or American
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Clockwork sees how stressed Danny is from trying to be the goodest boy and never do anything remotely bad that could turn him evil and thinks he may have overdone it. At this rate his panic over never doing anything evil is going to force him to emotionally burn out and stop caring. Then he'll turn evil anyway.
So Clocky does something that sounds completely ridiculous in theory. He scoops Danny up and drops him into a universe full of superheros and villains and tells him to "Do whatever you want. There will be no consequences for you." Then he leaves.
And just like that, Danny goes apeshit. He decides to do the one thing he always wanted to do but was too afraid to because he didn't want to be judged, or worse, forced to join his parents.
He becomes a supervillian. Not as Phantom, no. But as Fenton! He goes full super genius mad scientist and terrorizes whatever city he's in. The local superhero is being driven insane as Danny builds death rays, shrink rays, his own modified version of the GAV, ect.
The best part if that the local heros can never catch him for long and when he is caught he always escapes before he is transported to whatever facility they wanted him in. He always ends up back in his home dimension where he goes back to acting normal and no one from either human dimension or the Infinite Realms knows what he's up to (except the stop watch of course)
After a particularly fun day in which Danny highjacks all broadcasting services to teach everyone in the world how to make insulin at home so you didn't have to pay a ridiculous amount for necessary medication, the Justice League was now on his tail.
Danny just laughs, thinking there's no way they'd ever be able to arrest him. Little does he know some guy calling himself Batman is leading the mission and he has no intention of arresting him. Danny, much to his horror, becomes far to familiar with adoption papers. As in he keeps having to set them on fire.
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seven-skies-above · 9 months
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so in sizing arti i didn't realize just. HOW large she was. or in fact how large scugs are in comparison to iterators so i had to draw this lovely image
cat too big. good luck pebbles.
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kingkatsuki · 5 months
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Bakugou overhears you talking to Mina about things guys do that give you the ick and he spends the rest of the day practically moping to Kirishima that you hate him.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
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