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Listen, I know I said last time I wouldn't take long for my next post and I didn't deliver, so this time I'm posting 2 paradoxes in the same post to make it up to you, and hopefully I won't forget to post for another month next time
Anyways, I present to you Primordial Gene and Iron Idol, both paradoxes for some mythical pokemon because that's what I wanted the last 2 of the first batch to be.
First of them is Primordial Gene, a true paradox since Deoxys isn't supposed to be a thing until more recent times.
Primordial Gene is inspired by various things, the main being the RNA World hypothesis, which states that RNA came before DNA and that was one of the things that eventually led up to the origin of life.
Another inspiration for it is the Xenomorph, yall already probably know what a Xenomorph is so I'm not gonna go into detail, but also it's based on the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theories, saying that aliens came to Earth in ye good ol' times when humanity was young or something.
Anyways, moving on with Iron Idol, the Future Paradox of Meloetta
As you can probably tell, Iron Idol is pretty much based on our queen and savior Hatsune Miku, but it's also based on other concepts such as VTubers, modern idols and electronic stuff that aid them, like microphones and speakers.
Iron Idol is also kinda based on rythm games, as the dots on its "hair" move in a similar way to games like Guitar Hero or the one with the piano tiles on mobile.
And as always, here are the cries for both of them
Anyways, that's it from me for now, hopefully I don't take like an entire month to post again, stay safe everyone ✌
can we just admit that Pokèmon sounds are way better/funnier than whatever sound a human can make. Like, some are absoutely terrifying and will send you down into a fetal position in fear until your ears block themselvs with blood, but have you heard quagsire meetings? They go "waaa" and it's fucking hilarious. Surskit goes "a" and Regirock sounds like "ün ün ün, fifoosnrnakxyebajkeeugd" and everyone just accepts it, thats just what they sound like. oh, and who could forget "delelele whooop" sounding like an air raid siren. marvelous
I'm so glad they changed Eevee's and Pikachu's cry back to the normal cries because as cute as the "Eva" was, (didn't like Pikachu saying its name) I still think the cries are better. Fight me.
Let's pretend I didn't yet again forget to post, so here, have this little guy
It's a future paradox Reuniclus! let's talk more in depth about this creature that's up to no good
As you can see, Iron Pilot has a very distinct mech/spaceship aesthetic, which are the main inspirations behind it. Also since it's like a humunculus fetus or something I gave it a little bit of cryogenic capsule inspiration, hence it being an ice type as well.
Instead of making its whole body transparent, I decided to keep most of it hard metal, and only the pilot capsule (where the little guy is sitting) has a glass window or something, so you can see him cheering in there, look at him go!
As I said, it's based on spaceships, and as such when it goes to mimir it parks itself, and on the other extreme of the spectrum it can go NYOOOOM across the air with those big arms of its, using them as propulsors and also as canons, like a really chonky nerf gun.
Just like the previous paradoxes, this guy has a cry, so here it is!
That's it for now, we'll meet again in 3 months when I remember to post again /j
no you don’t understand. x and y were the first pokémon games i, and a significant number of gen z, ever played. my bonds with my two best friends when i was little were almost entirely formed through bonding over these games. we didn’t notice how unfinished it was and loved every second of it. we didn’t notice how unfinished it was until we encountered zygarde, and went online to see if there was more to it and found out there wasn’t. i waited and waited for a pokémon z announcement - i played black and white 2 and heart gold while waiting, and would watch theory videos about what would be in it, or when they would announce it. i’d go to bed at night dreaming of playing it, and talking to my friends about it, and i’d dream of being in the pokémon world and befriending zygarde, and fighting xerneas and yveltal alongside it because it was just such a cool pokémon. and then they never announced it. oras are my favourite pokémon games but they didn’t fill the z shaped hole in my kid heart. by ultra sun and moon times, i gave up and forgot about it, besides feeling nostalgic whenever i heard about the leaked documents proving there was a plan for it. the shoe-horned in zygarde in sun and moon did nothing to help.
and now they announce a legends z game. no doubt a prequel to x and y. the amount of lore in x and y that didn’t get explored is mind boggling, and now we have a chance to finally see it. the king? the pokémon war? volcanion and magearna? diancie? zygarde’s battles with xerneas and yveltal? i’m sure there’s even more i don’t remember. and they even put the mega evolution symbol at the end - everyone’s favourite gimmick, the first to ever exist.
they’re finally going to give x and y a proper ending, a proper goodbye. and i couldn’t be happier.
Listen to this episode on your bed while kicking your feet up behind you and twirling some kind of cord. I don't care what kind, I'll leave that up to you, just figure it out.