#please tell me what i should do

[turtletaubwrites]

Your Katakuri fic was so sweet!(no pun intended) I think a honeymoon continuation would be great but even without it’s the cutest thing ever just to think about!

Thank you so much! I'm falling for this big softie now 😭🍩💜

It was going to be a one shot, but they are just so stinkin' cute that I'm thinking about writing their honeymoon. It's just...

He's just...

He's 16 and a half ft (509 cm) tall!?!!

I prefer to stick close to canon, but this would definitely be in the monster fucking category, and my brain has been trying to work out the logistics, lol

If I can't figure it out, I'll probably write another fluffy SFW part and fade to black I guess...

Let me know in the poll below if you'd like me to attempt some Katakuri smut, lol. (My first poll ever is about whether or not to bang a giant, I love it here 😂)

I love him, and I want him, but look at him compared to the average women's height (which is my exact height, lol)

😳😳😳

I could make out with his knees 🤦🏼‍♀️

Side note, the internet is so fucking funny. I was trying to look up what an average range of penis size would be if the person was 16.5 ft tall, but all I could find was a slew of men yelling that height has nothing to do with it.

Yes, I know, my guys. I just need to know if Katakuri can consummate without killing his sweet little doughnut girl 😅

Lol, I had to look it up again before posting this. Apparently the average U.S. length is 7.68% of height sooo. How we feeling about 14.5 inches (39 cm)??? let me know 😳

#thank you so much! #I'm glad you enjoyed it! #please tell me what i should do #lol #charlotte katakuri x reader #katakuri x reader #anonymous #inbox #fic writers #should I tag for this? #cw suggestive #cw genitalia #fic poll #one piece x reader #x reader #smut #my polls #katakuri smut #one piece smut

[inkskinned]

oh you know it's all latestage capitalism but the thing is. how are you supposed to be a person inside of this. a person trying to be a better version of yourself.

oh, you started working young, which was kind of hard, but it's just the way stuff works sometimes. and it was 2008 and your family couldn't afford heat. but it's fine, you grow a spine and get used to the professional world and besides it was the suburbs we're talking about here, like, your life could have been actually hard, so what if your father lost his job and you can't afford to move or turn the lights back on. and once you start making money, it's good. you keep doing that. because now they're relying on you. so you have to do that.

oh you were in thousands of dollars of debt at 17 years old so that you could go to school, because you have to go to school if you want to get a "real" job. you even did it "right", you worked parttime and attended community college before you transferred to a public school. you were under so many merit scholarships.

which is fine. you pick yourself up and you say like, okay. i graduated college. i'm holding down a job. i'm doing the Adult Thing, which looks and acts like this, according to all the books i've read. you start with the shitty job and then you climb that corporate ladder.

but the shitty job doesn't cover rent and you stretch yourself too-thin so you get sick. good luck with that. the shitty job no longer pays for your meals. everyone asks why you don't just move, but there's nowhere to move to. and with what money are you going to be moving? and then the loans come back, because they were never going to forgive them, because you were 17 and trying to do the right thing, which was stupid. people are now saying you shouldn't have even gone to school.

which is fine. but because you have no other option, so you do the shitty job, and you apply every day for like 5 new ones, and despite the fact everyone says "there's no one who wants to work!" it's actually just that nobody is fucking hiring so you can either work for 13 dollars an hour in the shitty place you know (where at least you have a passingly friendly relationship with the manager) or you can start from scratch again with a different 13 dollars an hour without knowing how much abuse from the new job you'll be taking.

and if you quit you lose your insurance. if you quit you lose your housing. if you quit, you'll be another burnout kid. the lazy ones. these assholes, look at them!

and you come home to a family dinner and you hear from your father the same old thing. how he worked hard at his job and yes it sucked for a while but he was able to provide for the family and then the house and the dog and the rest of barbie's dream vacation. how the insurance did cover some of it. how you just really need to start speaking up more in manager conversations so they know you're a go-getter. you want to tell him - did you know we're actually doing more now hourly than any previous generation? - but you can't remember where you heard that statistic, and you're far too tired for the fucking argument. and then he starts in on his usual bit. where's the house? where's your kids? where's your ambition.

the same job the same money the same hours doesn't do it anymore. the same nose-to-the-grindstone now just shreds your face off. there's no such thing as upwards mobility, not really. and as far as you're aware, the money certainly is not trickling. you do the soulless stupid shit you signed up for because you fucking have to or else you literally risk your life (food, the apartment, the insurance), but it's not getting you anything. you download the stupid "save more" app and you budget and you do every right thing and then the price of eggs is 7 dollars and you say - oh great! another thing i have to fucking worry about now!

and you go to your stupid job and everyone in your father's generation just tells you to be better about being an adult. they have their homes and their savings account and their bailout and they say. well have you tried not drinking starbucks. well your generation just spends too much on clothing. well you might just be too addicted to travelling. and you - because you need the job - you bite your tongue and don't say i am being held prisoner and you're suggesting i stop pacing my cell if i don't like the scenery and you don't say what the fuck do you think i've been doing with my money and you don't say i haven't spent a cent on something nice in literally forever much less coffee you arrogant asshole. you open and close your bank app and check your loans and check your credit score and check fucking zillow and ziprecruiter and apartments.com just one time more. and still they give you that demeaning little grin and say - see, what you need is -

what you need is for your meds to stop being so fucking expensive. what you need is for the housing bubble to explode into dust. what you need is for billionaires to choke on their wealth. what you need is actual help. what you will get is more economic advice from people who are older-and-wiser.

and above you, almost in a glimmer, you can see the wedged smile of your debt getting toothier, wider.

#i hate when people try to tell me i didn't do it right #what should i have done better #i did it ALL the right way #(not that there is a right way) #it's just that others feel comfortable believing that THEY did it the right way and that's how they made money #whereas i must have just committed a sin somewhere in there! i MUST be doing it wrong!!! #and i'm not a victim!!! im simply experiencing consequences! #and im like. where . where. wherewherewherewhere #i graduated top of my class. i was almost the student speaker. #i have always excelled at work and i work hard #i have been working since i was 13 #WHERE !!!!! IS MY FUCKING !!!! MONEY!!!!!! #ps please do not make the assumption i am ablebodied or neurotypical. #i am neither of these things. #it DOES get worse if u are either of those things. so fuckin much #but @ the one anon who was like ''u could be X that would be worse u don't know how lucky u are'' #.... don't i? #do i need to be luckier than someone else #or is it possible we are BOTH victims? #and that we need to work TOGETHER to resolve it #not just wave it off since it COULD be harder for someone else... it can be true we BOTH deserve better

[deltaruminations]

what if gaster in a future chapter calls out the audience for speculating so much about him. the guy canonically has some amount of access to Real Life Social Media. like i started this mostly as a joke but there are definitely some real metanarrative opportunities for a character with recklessly curious impulses, and possibly a fragile sense of self, having nearly limitless access to streams of debate over whether or not he’s a bastard. rude to talk about someone who’s listening etc

#this is very fast and loose character reading on my part but i do get the sense sometimes #that gaster may be asking some of the same questions of himself that we are of him. #’who are you? how should i feel about you? should i sympathize with you or be disgusted by you?’ #i said ‘call out’ in the post but i don’t even necessarily think this is a matter of anger #so much as sincere confusion and ego-shattering overwhelm #a character so wrung out by the mechanisms of audience interpretation that even he has no idea who he is anymore #and he’s looking at ​the audience who looked so hard for him and spent so much energy tearing him apart for clues or answers #and saying ‘you want to know what i am. but you seem to know that better than i do. please tell me. tell me what you think.’ #’because i want to know just as much as you do.’ #…anyway this is not real speculation. just rambling on an idea i think would be cool lol #$ waltz of a shattered man

[saint-augustines-pears]

Actually, no, we should know what a woman is. If you’re going to challenge a term, you have to come up with a new definition. If we are going to have a rational conversation, all terms must be defined.

If woman doesn’t mean adult female human, what does it mean? If you’re getting defensive reading this, that’s a problem. You should be able to know what you’re arguing for. You should be able to tell people what you’re arguing for. Otherwise, what the fuck are you even doing? Why are you arguing about something that, if undefined, logically does not exist?

I would love for everyone to be happy. Delusion is not happiness. I need to know whether this is delusion or not.

#philosophy #what is a woman #what is it #define your fucking terms losers #you cannot claim to be right if your claims are on irrational grounds #I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT #YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT #if you do please fucking tell me #seriously just tell everyone #if you don’t #maybe that’s something you should think about #gender critical #what other tags should I add #rational #logic

[lulu2992]

As I was watching the Far Cry 5 Official Announce Trailer again, I paused to take a closer look at this:

At first glance, I thought it was the scene where the Deputy gets knocked out when they enter the church in Fall’s End for their Atonement, but then I realized the background was very different:

In the trailer, it looks more like a barn (with shackles and blood), so that scene was clearly cut/rewritten, and now I’m very curious what it what supposed to be!

By the way, I initially thought the character looked different too... but then I realized something I had never noticed before: the cultist who knocks the Deputy out at the beginning of the mission isn’t always the same guy. I did some (not so) quick research on YouTube and here are other examples of what he can look like:

I find this very amusing for some reason.

#please tell me I’m not the only one who hadn’t realized the cultist was never the same #do you remember which one you got? #I don’t to be honest... #far cry 5 #I watched the trailer again because of what I’m working on (the old websites) #that should be ready soon :)

[luna-lovegreat]

Guys stop saying Malon is pregnant- what if she is when the only time Time was at the ranch in the last few months was when he brought the boys

#you did not see this. I want it to be said but you did not see this post from me. nope. what post are you talking about I don't see a post #BUT CAN YOU FREAKING IMAGINE #dear Hylia the teasing he would get- #I repeat you did not see this from me #what were you up to Time ':/ #Malon met her descendant and decided she better start making things happen #Either everyone stays quiet except wars #or they just. all start screaming. #THEY START GIVING WIND THE TALK- 'well you see. when a man and a woman love each other very much-' SKY SHUT UP #Wild lost his memories he doesn't remember sex ed either <3. Sky explains #Lu Malon #Lu Time #linkeduniverse #linked universe #if this is just. not a post that should be made- please tell me and I'll take it down #idk social rules but I do know biology #anyways

[just-a-little-unionoid]

SPOILERS HAZBIN HOTEL

you know, I think we really need to talk about this

like, I can't be the only person who thinks there is at least one or two big informations hiden there???

idk what exactly but it just feels like it, come on y'all I know we can make theories out of this

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #IS alasor a mortal soul‚ really? IS HE??? #cuz yeah sure al overestimate his own power here (or underestimate adam) but i don't believe him to be stupid enough to try to take him dow #if he didn't though he could do it #so why was he so sure of himself? supposedly he just learned angels could be killed and adam's the leader of the exorcists so very powerful #and WHAT DOES HE MEAN 'you should know better than anyone'??? #WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DON'T #is he talking about adam? lilith?? eve??? WHO #please tell me im not alone #this feels like a mojor plot point and i haven't seen anyone say anything about it #maybe i missed the posts idk #if so pls tell me where to find them #im obsessed by this since in first saw the scene pls tell me im not alone

[qpr-competition]

hello tumblr! i have decided to make a qpr swag bracket as inspired by @transgenderswagcompetition and many others which i unfortunately dont remember all of!

i am accepting submissions until i have a good grasp on like. who people want to see here. at some point ill probably put in a date at which submissions close but i dont know when that will be and this depends entirely on the turnout. there will probably be 32 total but that number is subject to change

rules:

no real people!

you can make as many submissions as you want, but please only submit each qpr once

characters dont have to be in a qpr canonically. its enough for them to have vibes

while there are two qprs i already decided to include, i also want to balance the bracket based on number of submissions, so im not mentioning them until after ive closed the submissions

#qpr competition #tumblr polls #swag competition #if anyone can tell me what else i should tag please do

[emblazons]

I still don't understand how the entirety of Will's crush on Mike was told solely in looks and little moments throughout S3...

...and people still find the gall to say that the same exact thing happening with Mike the very next season doesn't mean anything.

Like?! You already learned and had confirmed that the little looks and glances mean a ton...because they were what were used to tell the story of Will's feelings. That is literally confirmed. Will has canonical romantic feelings for Mike Wheeler.

And yet. Mike. Giving the exact same looks Will did for two entire seasons...somehow means something different for him? Your argument is that for Will those exact looks were romantic..but for Mike they're platonic just because *checks notes* he said he loved someone else (the same way his actual blood sister Nancy did to Steve...one episode before they broke up)?

...be so mf serious right now

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #its literally WILLFUL IGNORANCE TO STRANGER THINGS to say Mike can't have romantic feelings for will atp #like byler doubt as a concept should have been launched out the door the second Noah confirmed Will's feelings were romantic for Mike #BECAUSE MIKE IS DOING THE EXACT SAME THING. #those looks are how the duffers tell the story. that is CANON CONFIRMED FACT. #its not even a JUMP to say the same thing happening to another character means the same thing. Its how stories are told. #LIKE>!!?!RO:FJGVAR FUCKING PLEASE BE SERIOUS #i can't do this anymore lmao the arguments are for WHO at this point #we all know whats happening lmaooo #my st commentary #stranger things #the me tag

[fredwkong]

Even though Mexican is winning can we please see Japanese or just see more Asian tfs?

Seems like someone decided to be a bossy boy. You'll have the chance to see Japanese even if it doesn't win, as long as you ask for it after I post the next segment.

As for Asian tfs, I'll do more when I feel inspired to. There will be more of every kind of tf I've written, I promise. If you like, you can message me some inspo pics and send me other polite messages like a good boy. But bad, bossy boys who try and rush me don't get to do that, do they? I have zero tolerance for bossiness from my boys.

You're finding it hard to think, aren't you? That's okay, maybe taking a whiff of your sweaty armpits will help? Wow, you're absolutely pouring sweat, and your muscles are looking really pumped. I love how smooth and perfect your skin is, and that sweat really makes it shine. Those white briefs you're wearing are looking really overstuffed. Maybe all your brains went in there? Yeah, you think with your dick now, just like a good Vietnamese hunk. All you need to worry about is keeping your hair and muscles perfect, and getting dicked down as often as possible. Now you're a good boy ;)

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #reality change #dumber tf #race change #asian tf #vietnamese tf #please don't send me asks telling me what tfs i should do #if you send asks with the topic you want there's a good chance i'll fill it #i'm doing this for fun and you are not paying me #we can talk more once I'm getting $0.08/word #all fwkong

[wayfarerxiii]

I can't wait to play Pinnochio's Existential Crisis: The Game

#lies of p #pinnochio #please god this game has potential to be so interesting thematically #like a lot of sci fi revolving around humans vs machines and what it means to be #and i love the set dressing #a lot of the environment and smaller enemy designs remind me a lot of bioshock #can you tell im not comfy with drawing mechanisms? #i wasn't sure if i should do butterflies inside or mechanicals or both so uhhh #might redo this one later but for now here it is #fanart #my art #mine

[needlepine]

HELLO I am still alive, just focusing on making some money for the summer rn  💪

Four new adopts available! They come with a lil warriors-centric blurb too. Come check out the DA posting for info + adopt rules! Feel free to dm through tumblr if you wanna buy one :)

#i hardly ever try to sell adopts on tumblr what do i even tag them with #warriors #warrior cats #warriors oc #warrior cat oc #adopts #adoptables #uhhhh tell me if i should add any more tags please!

[alchemania]

Finally got enough energy to talk about Furina's SQ and while I loved her and the troupe, MC and Paimon were .... Not Great. I talked about this with friends but in Paimon's case especially, the way they interact with Furina feels like people who just don't understand trauma and depression and then engage with someone suffering from both in all the wrong ways.

Talking about how much of a downgrade her house is from the opera house, making fun of how she can't cook, pushing her to act when she's set a very clear boundary and then guilt tripping her after she's stuck to her guns, shaming her for not being able to fight well (Paimon literally talks about how second hand embarrassment is overwhelming and I'm just like ?????), telling her she's "not acting like herself" when she attempts to open up and be vulnerable....it's just really rough. That and the MC asking "is something wrong" when Furina gets sad over Poission ..like bro people died and she couldn't save them and she's tearing herself apart over it. Those people are never coming back and you know it and you have the gall to ask her is something wrong??? Of COURSE there is!!

It just feels especially odd because we literally get to see all of Furina's suffering and Paimon in particular is. SO mean? Like she was more understanding with Wanderer and Ei and THEY'VE tried to kill us multiple times!! I don't get it, and honestly I'm very proud of Furina for refusing to waver. Let her rest!! She's tired and depressed and she needs time to heal; and honestly fuck Paimon for trying to make her feel bad. Furina's worked harder than she EVER will.

#as someone with depression and who's highly sensitive this story quest hurt a LOT because ive also encountered people who don't understand. #i've been told i need to get over my anxiety. i've been asked what am i so tired from since i just lay in bed. #so furina's character and how she was treated hit very very hard for me. she's isolating herself and not coping well but she is TRYING. #she's trying so hard and she equates her worth to her role. like she literally tells you that she serves no more use to anyone. #and i wanted to shake her so hard. because it's not about what she can do #she has worth simply because she exists. full stop. she is loved and she is appreciated just for being herself #her worth isn't decided by her power yk?? #i hope she can rest and heal and find some good friends - after the way mc and paimon treated her i honestly don't think they should be #or if they are; they'd have to work to earn her trust cuz good LORD. they treated her so weird and so tone deaf!! #i've seen a lot of people complaining about it too so im glad im not alone. #anyway. there is something wrong with me i have cried actual tears over furina please god she needs a hug #and to be told she did a good job and she can rest now and things will get better #4.2 spoilers #genshin impact #furina

[brucespringsteendotcom]

Bosses professors and supervisors are always like "I've noticed you've been out sick a lot" and it's like well yes I also have noticed that. Please tell me your miraculous instantaneous solution to my persistent strep throat complications. Oh you don't have one? Interesting. So what are we talking about here

#'i wish you could be present more frequently ' YEAH MAN. I ALSO WISH THAT. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD BE DOING DIFFERENTLY

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

hi it's your regularly scheduled 'nanowrimo is insane', screenshots from a post in the board response overview thread by user Elyndra (in case you're wondering, no, that's not me, I've just been watching the situation spinning out of control). disclaimer that I obviously don't know this personally and hence there may be incorrect details.

anyway. I wonder if we'll have nanowrimo, as it currently exists, next year?

#why did i post this you may ask #the reason is for convenience for those who do not use the forums / have an account #but still want to know what's going on #if there's any reason i should delete or edit it please tell me #nanowrimo

[coquelicoq]

WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT VERSION CONTROL omg i am losing my mindddddd why do editors have so much trouble with this concept??? if you send someone comments on a document and ask them to revise even though you know more comments on that version are coming, they're going to submit a revision and then you're going to give them comments on THE OLD VERSION THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE WHAT ABOUT THIS MAKES SENSE PEOPLE. i spent half an hour explaining this to someone yesterday and i thought she got it and then today she did something EVEN MORE NONSENSICAL than what she was planning to do originally! o glorb stay my hand i am about to do something unwise!!!

#just don't have them submit a revision until you're done with that version!!! you are creating two alternate timelines here!!!!! #i can't do my job in parallel universes please help a broad out oh my god IT'S NOT HARD!!!!!! #yesterday i was like how about. you send them the comments you have so far. and tell them more comments are on the way. #and then AFTER they've gotten and responded to all the comments you have them submit a new revision? #and she was like yeah that makes sense! #then today she sends them the comments but is like 'revise this and send me the revision outside the system while you're waiting #for the rest of the comments' NO!! BAD EDITOR!!!!! THAT'S WORSE NOW IT'S ALL OUTSIDE OF THE SYSTEM WHAT IS #WRONG WITH YOU!!!! #if you want to get a revision sooner then just tell the other people who are reviewing to hold off & do their review of that future version #i don't understandddddd oh my god i should have just not said anything to her yesterday. this is worse than if i had just #let her do the stupid thing she was originally going to do. now she's gonna do everything outside the system #why though!!!!!!! #my posts