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beheworthy · 2 months
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thor's thinks jane dumped him but the actual reality of the situation is that he left FIRST. it's presented clear as day in canon.
and yet the fandom blames her for leaving him when he left her.
even still, she never stopped loving him (wore that thunder necklace) and then she LITERALLY dies for him.
and yet the fandom blames her for not loving him and not deserving him.
fandom misogyny never fails.
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the-owl-tree · 7 months
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something that rubbed me the wrong way abt the sister’s was the fact that they’re supposed to be seen as oppressing men and it’s just such a twisted, backwards and unnatural society!!!1111!1 been a while since I’ve read sqh and haven’t read tree’s roots to be fair, but like isn’t their whole thing independence and spiritual connection to the earth and finding your own path?? tree’s just mad these hippie milfs won’t let him be a bum so he found cats who will and he makes it the problem of literal children
Had me up onto the "won't let him be a bum" part. Nothing wrong with wanting to stay with your family and continue receiving help/safety/food/etc., definitely doesn't make you a "bum".
Their belief is that "sisters sing to the stars and brothers talk to the land", toms are sent out to wander because of their connection to the land and are meant to protect it. (So no, they do not think Toms are lesser.). So while yes, there is an explicit spiritual reasoning to what they do, it still can be argued that making six moon old toms leave even when they don't want to is wrong. Which yeah sure it is if they were real. But they're not! This isn't a real group, the characters aren't real people doing this and in a serious which has been so vehemently misogynistic, the "what if toms didn't have it easy??" narrative is laughable.
Like this group exists within a series that has posited that it is a woman's duty to give birth and raise children (and if she doesn't want to, she's a heartless abusive bitch), that frequently kills off its female characters to fuel the male character's arc or give them some emotional man pain for a bit, and when they do live their arcs frequently revolve around romance or children. The Sisters are not "misandrists" or whatever, they're just another trope of the authors shitty skewed views of women. Tree's novella has him frequently pointing out how ~unfair~ the Sisters are and one of the bigger plot points is him meeting his True Loving Father who is dismayed at his Bitch Mate.
It doesn't help the fandom conversation around them is insufferable (but quite frankly a lot of that is a broader issue of people on Tumblr conflating words. Equally annoying but a bigger conversation than just kitty cats).
Anyways, there's my Sisters rant. Can we please think a little more about this group and how they're treated within the narrative, as well as the authors track record when it comes to female characters in this series. Please.
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zhuhongs · 3 years
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Upon rereading tgcf, one of the biggest complaints I have is how lackluster all the extra chapters were. literally none of them were good and all contained rlly gross and harmful sentiments (like the amnesia one which.. yea.. or all the things implying xl should get pregnant for hc thus equating gay relationships with hetero ones and playing into the wife thing and just GOD I HATE MXTX) 
There were a lot of little plot points i wish that had been further elaborated on more in the extras as opposed to hualian being ... like that. I had enough. Like mdzs had actaully good extras (minus the incense burners) that were nice side stories that elaborated more on the characters. Like the hook one with the juniors was so cute and i loved seeing them grow more. Or the lotus pod extras omg.. im such a lotus pod extra stan. those were so cute and gave us a lot of good insight into just how lovestruck lwj was during the times when he didn’t see wwx. mxtx should've stuck to those sorta extras in tgcf but NOOO. SO I have a list of so many other more interesting things those chapters couldve been spent on like:
A resolution on He Xuan’s revenge and his character arc. Bc its implied He Xuan is still hanging out and watching over sqx and that taking revenge didn’t fully satisfy him bc ok.. yea shi wudu is dead but he xuans family will never come back. Now what does he have to live for?? i wish we couldve seen a look into his life during the entire ordeal. like a chapter from his perspective while he was posing as Ming Yi  and maybe a look at a conversation btw he xuan and the real ming yi or a chapter after SQX was banished to see what he’s doing now. Also what did he xuan owe hua cheng money for anyways?? Like ik not every little thing has to be explained but I Want to Know. PLEASE more goth boyfriend content now I just wanna see him :,((
a better resolution of yin yu and quan yizhens storyline. im still mad abt how that plot point was split btw books 3 and 5  when it was rlly out of place and  there were other more pressing plot matters and it just rlly deserved more time. Also i thought yin yu died!?!?!? but apparently one of the extras says he’s alive and man... i;m not reading any more of the extras to see that, give me a full yin yu and quan yizhen chapter.. fuck.
a day in the life of the guoshi fangxin or general hua PLEASE especially like one where hua cheng was SO CLOSE to meeting xie lian but had no clue that xie lian was there at the time but the two did smth that inadvertantly helped the other and they still were connected even though they hadnt met omg pls that’d be so nice. like imagine Hua cheng catching a glimpse of the guoshi in public in yong’an while he’s trying to follow some lead that points to xie lian or maybe following a lead to capture qi rong bc he said he knew qi rong was a part of the yong’an stuff and originally thought the guoshi was one of qi rongs pawns. like can you IMAGINE him getting so close. but at the last second he did smth small that impacted xie lian. like they bumped into eachother on the street or smth. god i’d go crazy
OR vice versa.. like a day in the life of the young ghost king hua cheng. Like again, one of my biggest issues was that hua cheng just knew everything and its never really explained how he got all of that info. like yes he’s been alive very long and has eyes and ppl working for him everywhere but like... how did he build that network?? I’d love to see a chapter of young ghost king hua cheng travelling around trying to learn as much as he can abt the world and how it can help bring him to xie lian. and the two maybe are in the same kingdom for a bit and they don’t meet exactly but hua cheng stops some fight or something and helps xie lian indirectly or maybe xie lian is performing on the street in some costume and hua cheng doesn’t recognize him and smiles and gives him a coin or smth. idk i’m just dying for any sorta extra chapter or fic like that. i’m honestly so tempted to write my own but i cant write
also!! we’ve seen how xie lian picks up people down on their luck near him and show them kindness (like banyue, lang ying, xiao ying, he tried to with san lang but we know how that ended lmao) so i’d love to see another little vignette of him doing that on his travels and how every person he meets teaches him smth about life and being a good person and idk, i just think it’d be rlly sweet. i love this facet of his character and feel like we didn’t see enough of it towards the end.
ALSO hua cheng only seems to respect one heavenly official besides xie lian and thats yushi huang.. i assume thats mostly bc she was the only one to help xie lian and let him use the rain master hat to bring water to yong’an. I was thinking maybe when he was a new supreme he had run into trouble and maybe was picked up by the rain master and helped him heal and in return he promised to help protect her village from harm in the future. Like i know a heavenly official wouldn’t cooperate with a ghost like that but yushi huang is different and doesn’t really care about the heavens so i think she would protect him if he could do something to benefit her village. ik this is kinda far fetched but when he first became a supreme I’m sure a bunch of ppl probably tried to mess with him and didn’t rlly believe him to be undefeatable bc he hadn’t proved himself yet also i doubt all his power came overnight. he had to learn how to use it once he escaped the kiln. and some group probably thought they could weaken him somehow. I’m thinking maybe a rlly well formed group of ghosts actually caught him off guard once and he had to retreat and was picked up by the rain master and stayed with her and learned from her a bit. i think it’d be a cool concept also i just rlly want more yushi huang content and i’m on their friendship agenda bc he rlly did seem to actually respect her when she first appeared and i think it’d be cool if the two had some history together.
Also idrc if this was addressed I couldve missed it But!! Did xie lian ever tell Hua cheng that the reason he got the curse shackles and was banished again in the first place wasnt bc jun wu wanted to punish him, but because he requested it. And specifically requested it bc he felt guilty abt letting wu ming take the human face disease and disperse for his sake. So he took the shackles and descended to atone for that?? Bc I dont recall hua cheng learning that bc his soul was already dispersed at that point so it didnt follow him and xie lian didnt say anything so uhhh... someone should tell hua cheng that. Like I dont think xie lian rlly said how much hua cheng meant to him and didnt show him he was loved in grand ways. Like xie lian did always care for bc in other ways but I think if hua cheng learned abt this on screen it wouldve been such a great moment and I'm rlly surprised mxtx didnt address this iirc!?!? Like imagine jun wu telling Hua cheng this in the kiln bc xie lian wouldnt say it himself. Imagine how cool that would be.
Also a small thing adding into the whole young ghost king Hua cheng stuff. Its implied and p much stated that hua cheng isnt his real name. That he likely doesnt have a real name bc his parents died? (It's not clear. I'm still mad at mxtx for not making his childhood clearer). So I'd like to see when and why hua cheng chose that name for himself. The new tgcf ending song kinda hints at its meaning with the lyrics "for you I'd fill a city of flowers" as xie lian is the flower wielding martial god so it's probably inspired by that. Also xie lian saved hua cheng from leaping off the city walls but I'd love to hear him say it bc the implication of his name didnt dawn on me for quite a bit and I dont know if everyone made the connection. Again I sure as hell didnt. So itd be cool to see a chapter that takes place in his past after just ascending as a supreme
Overall I rlly think tgcf had a lot more potential to be even better and a lot of that comes down to fleshing out the side characters and letting hualian have more of a storyline independent of one another. like i know the appeal and message of tgcf is that through love, people can overcome anything, but fuck man. i just wanna see what these two (mostly hua cheng) where like in the absence of each others presence. Part of what I really liked abt mdzs is that we got to see that longing develop btw wangxian when the two weren’t together and how they thought about each other and did things in thei others spirit bc they knew the other wouldve done the same thing. but whatever, mxtx was too consumed by her own unhealthy idea of what devotion and true love looks like but still. i rlly think the extras couldve helped the story be better rather than be fujoshi fuel that i try to bleach from my mind -_-
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girlbabyvelez · 5 years
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Not Your Daughter // Richard Camacho
Request: Helloo, just wondering if you'd be up to write a little angst? Maybe about the reader having been with Richard for a long time, therefore, being with Aaliyah for a long time so they're kinda like a parent, but something happens and then something like "you're not her parent" comes out so the reader gets kinda hurt abt it? I leave you with the rest (that is if you wanna write it, but thank you anyway!)
Word Count: 1,841
Warnings: Blood? Aaliyah gets hurt and has to get stitches, Angst
Note: Hii love I hope you like it! Also ofc I am always down to write angst, i love it lmao. Also, shout out to everyone in my group chat that helped me with this, i love all of you angels wowow and thank you so much. Also, JFEKJDSKJ poor Aaliyah okay? I would literally die if she got hurt. And I am sorry for the wait love, but I hope you like this.
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You loved Aaliyah, even though she wasn’t your biological daughter, you loved her like she was. The whole morning was the two of you eating breakfast on a blanket in the park before deciding it was time to play games. The little girl was faster than you imagined, her little legs seemed to carry her farther and faster than your legs allow you to. You tried to catch up to her but your attempts seemed to only slow you down. “Aaliyah wait for me, baby!” You shout out to her. But your words only fueled her little legs to move faster. She turned the corner of the playground and you saw as one foot gave out underneath her and she fell against the sharp rock. You could hear her wailing as you reached her, bending down and seeing the blood gushing from her little arm. “Y/N!” She cries out to you. You inspect the wound which was deep. Panic was running through your body, wrapping your arms around the little girl and carrying her towards your car. Everything was happening quickly, and all you could think about was the injured child in your arms.
“It’s going to be okay baby,” You whispered in her ear, trying to reassure the both of you guys. You gently put her in the seat and buckling her in, giving her one of her extra shirts to put over the wound. You could hear her cries, it hurt your soul to see hear like this, hurt. “Aaliyah, hold this here. Okay, baby?” You told her, she nodded and then you hopped in the car, speeding down the streets towards the closest hospital. “Hi sunshine,” The doctor greeted Aaliyah, pulling her arm so she could inspect the wound. It was a deep cut and needed to be cleaned and stitched up. “We’re just going to clean this and put it back together. And while we do that, we have a little surprise for you,” The doctor gently tells Aaliyah before pulling out a teddy bear from a children’s drawer. She handed it to the sniffling girl who mumbled a quiet thank you. “She is going to be fine. She just needs a couple of stitches.” The doctor explains to you. You let out a sigh of relief, wiping some tears from your eyes and nodding to her. You pull out your phone and called Richard, but the ringing would just keep on going until you got voicemail. So you called the next person you could think of. It rung a couple of times until you could hear the familiar voice. “Aye Y/N! Que pasa?” You could hear the bubbly voice of the young boy. “Hey, Erick. Is Richard there?” You aks. He mumbles something about Richard recording something in the booth. “Tell him it’s an emergency.” “Shit. Que paso?” Erick asks, he stood up from the couch and knocked on the window that separated him and Richard. Once Richard heard it, he pulled the headphones off and asked Erick what he wanted. “It’s Y/N. There’s an emergency,” He tells him. And that’s all you heard before you could hear the concerned voice of Richard, talking to you. “What happened?” He asks. “Aaliyah’s getting stitches. She fell babe, and you should be here.” You inform him. He doesn’t say anything and just hangs up the phone. You turn back to Aaliyah and the doctor. She begins the process, cleaning the wound before injecting the local anesthetic to Aaliyah’s arm. You held her other hand and placed kisses on her temple, trying your hardest to comfort her. You just wished you had never taken her to the park, that way she would be happy and uninjured. The guilt consumed you when you looked at Aaliyah, cheeks stained from the tears. When it was time for the stitches you made Aaliyah look at you, telling her a story about a princess. It was a stressful process but she was strong and she got through it. Now that you weren’t as worried as you had been earlier, the guilt came crashing down, like a wave almost drowning you. Aaliyah was hurt because of you, you shouldn’t have taken her to the park and you could have avoided this. But you tried to not show it, instead focusing on the girl. Before you knew it, Richard bursts in immediately pulling his daughter into a tight hug and whispering sweet words to her. You understood how worried he had been, I mean it was his baby that got hurt. “Look at you, Aaliyah! You are so strong and I think that calls for some ice cream,” You tell her. Her eyes lighting up at the mention of ice cream. She nods quickly, almost forgetting about the incident and wrapping her arms around her father’s neck. Your eyes search for Richard’s but he just avoids you, holding tightly onto Aaliyah as the three of you got into the car. While he was buckling Aaliyah in, you shot the boys a quick text, telling them to meet you at the ice cream shop. They would all love to cheer up Aaliyah and spoil her with love. The car ride was silent, and you knew it was because Richard worried a lot about his baby, and Aaliyah getting injured hurt him too. You just needed to make sure he was okay because Aaliyah was fine now, just stitched up but she was good. “Are you okay?” You ask him. He gives you a short nod, turning into the parking lot of the ice cream shop. The boys stood outside, waiting for you to arrive so they could all greet their baby girl and spoil her with love. As soon as they realized you were there, they rush to Aaliyah’s side, pulling the door open and unbuckling her before attacking her with hugs. They all greeted her and smothered her with kisses on her cheeks. “Hey guys, take Aaliyah inside, here’s some money for ice cream,” Richard tells the boys. Zabdiel looks over at you, making sure you were good, he only nodded at Richard’s words when you signaled that you had this. Both of you knew just how much Richard cared about his daughter and how protective he got over his family. He was obviously going to ask what happened and he had every right to know. Zabdiel takes the money before ushering the boys inside. You looked over at your boyfriend who had his eyes focused on the keys that sat in his lap. “What happened?” He asks you. He needed to know what happened to his love, the light of his life, his daughter. He just wanted to know how you could have let his baby get hurt. “I took her to the park, and she slipped. Her arm was cut on some sharp rock.” You tell him. You scrunch your nose at the memory, wishing it had never happened at all. “Why?” He asked. He wanted to know why you took her to the park instead of staying home and watching movies like you usually did when he was at the studio. “Because you were at the studio, and I thought it would be nice to spend some time with her at the park.” “Why? Just why did you think it was okay to take her out of the house?” “Because Richard she doesn’t want to be cooped up. Plus I have known her basically her entire life,” You try to explain your reason. You understood that he was mad and worried but you already felt guilty enough. You watched as he rolled your eyes at your words. “Yeah. But you aren’t her parent so you had no right, she isn’t your daughter Y/N. You should have just kept her home until I got back” He snaps at you. And you could hear the anger in his voice, and you understood it because he was a dad. But he didn’t have to snap at you like that. Your heart drops at his words, your chest constricting as you breathe in. You already felt bad for what happened but Richard was right, you weren’t her parent and because you took her out she had to get stitches. “You’re right. I’m not,” You whisper. Both of you sit in silence for a moment. You try your hardest to keep the tears out of your eyes. Yeah, you weren’t Aaliyah’s parent, but she grew up with you and you both each loved each other so much. You just didn’t share the same blood but it didn’t matter, because it seemed like you had bonded with each other, she was like a daughter to you. “Go inside. Go be with Aaliyah.” You tell him, pulling the handle of the car door and stepping out. You quickly grabbed your bag and jacket from the console in the middle. “What are you doing?” He asks, watching as you grabbed your belongings and left him alone in the car. He quickly followed you, unbuckling his seatbelt and hopping out of the car. “I’m going to get my car from the hospital. Don’t worry. Go be with your daughter.” You answer. You grab your phone from your bag, you pulled up the app and requested a ride, not daring to meet Richard’s eyes because you know that you would break down. “Y/N-” He starts but you put your hands up which stopped him. He didn’t want to hurt you or push you away. It just came out, and he shouldn’t have been so blunt and harsh about it. Accidents happen but he was just so worried about his baby girl that he forgot what you must be feeling. “Please. Just go make sure she’s okay and happy,” You tell him. He nods at your words, knowing that if he stopped you it would make things worse. You needed space from him at the moment and he understood that. You leaned against his car, counting down the two minutes until your uber arrived, you could hear Richard’s footsteps fade as he left you in silence and walked into the ice cream shop. “Papi,” The younger girl called out standing up in the booth as soon as she spotted her father walking towards them. The four other boys followed her eyes and turned to see Richard by himself as he pulled himself into the booth. “Y Y/N?” Zabdiel asks, wondering where his closest friend was. Richard let out a heavy sigh at his question, rubbing his hand against his face before looking up at his bandmates. “It’s my fault but she left.” Richard answers. The boys all looked at each other, knowing that whatever you guys discussed was not good and it was obviously about what happened to Aaliyah. They shifted their eyes from each other over to Richard and Aaliyah, who leaned against her dad and ate her ice cream. The atmosphere of happiness and love was now tense, all of the boys wondering what was said between the two of you.
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sfjn · 6 years
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I'm sorry if I'm mistaken (if I am, please, just ignore this), but do I remember correctly that you're a fan of Mountain Goats? I wanted to get into their stuff and I was wondering if you have any recs (what should I start with, things like that)? It's quite intimidating to be faced with such amount of content, hence my question. I hope it's fine, me asking about this! xo
hi!!!! this is fine to ask me, i love speaking w ppl AND i am a hUGE MOUNTAIN GOATS FAN. i am not the biggest fan there is, but i am quite up there. i saw tmg perform twice this november and i ascended!!!!! they’re wonderful and there’s no one quite like em. i’m honored you’d ask me abt this
it actually took me a while to get into tmg - i was first introduced like six years ago, but spent several years getting hung up on john’s voice or some of the earlier stuff. but now i’m deep in the guts of it. i think the biggest part of falling in love with the mountain goats is. finding the one song that fits your exact mode of weird disillusionment and awe at the world, at that point in time. and staying with that song or album for a bit. and then using that as fuel to get to the next song, or album. like last february, for me, it was “Never Quite Free.” and it is always about the lyrics - these lines that hit like a punch. listen for your lines. here’s what i’ll offer as recs:
if you wanna start w an album, i would start with We Shall All Be Healed. i think it is one of the best cohesive albums in their discog, and it balances the freedom/guitar feel of john’s early composition years with the nice production value of his later years. (tbh i think that sunset tree is an easier album to start with but i personally am just rly into we shall all be healed at the mo.) if you’re able to do that, then i would move to All Hail West Texas; that’s his best lo-fi album. it’s gorgeous and it captures the energy of tmg. i would then move through a bunch of his later stuff, because it’s (quite simply) hard to get into the poorer quality recordings that come before ~2004 without having this innate interest in john’s lyrics and the sense of style and shit (which i grew to love over the course of years). i would do an order sort of like: Transcendental Youth; Heretic Pride; Tallahassee; The Sunset Tree; All Eternals Deck… then go far back and do Full Force Galesburg, Zopilote Machine, Sweden… then come forward again and … etc. etc. and if at any point you get tired of one album, switch to something else. it’s like going thru a fridge. i sometimes would get tired of the humming in the more lo-fi stuff, and switch to later stuff and it was like coming up for air and then diving back down. (btw his last two albums are absolutely FANTASTIC so honestly just dip into them as much as possible, too, i just am mostly talking about older stuff bc you seem to want to learn more? and maybe you’ve heard his latest stuff.) i’m currently mad for sweden just bc i ended up crying to a song from that album when john played it live. i used to never listen to sweden
if you’d like a playlist, i was actually already working on one for a friend on spotify, so here ya go i put it on youtube for you. it’s a bunch of my favorite songs mixed with ones that are particularly big among fans. if you have any questions or want to tell me certain lines that strike you, even anonymously, please do. sometimes i walk around just thinking about a certain line and doing nothing else and it’s nice xx
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egobangforthesoul · 7 years
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Olay so heres a thing im sures been done before but who knows. Vernon gets added to the main grump group chat on his phone, and either he accidentally send a dick pic he meant for someone else, and they all get a rise out of it and i guess sexting or smth happens. Or, alternatively, he doesnt realize what he's gotten into until arin and dan start sending nudes/pics of them live fucking and then he realizes what this is REALLY about. Essentially one of those group sex chats you hear abt sometimes
(A/N: this was amazingly fun to write, seriously I thank you. I'm on mobile so I apologize in advamce if the lack of italics for messages is annoying. I tried to seperate them the best I could and male things clear)ao3 link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11420109 (the italics are in this one)Arin added you to a conversation with Danny Vernon smiled when he saw the message, figuring that Arin had something about game grumps to talk about, an idea or a question. Even if it was work, talking to Arin and Dan was always pleasant. He had been scrolling mindlessly on his phone, but he abandoned the mundane task as soon as the notification popped up.Danny sent an attachment “You like that, Big cat?”Out of all possible outcomes, Vernon did not expect to see a picture of a hard cock with a firm hand around it to appear in a chat with two of his coworkers. Especially one that belonged to Danny. He cleared his throat and studied the photo carefully, trying to ignore the way his own pants started to tent in the extremely inappropriate situation. It was a very good looking dick. He had just recollected him self and started typing a formal sort of apology so he could remove himself from the group and call it a day but then his phone vibrated again, signaling another picture.Arin sent an attachment “It would look better inside of me.”A photo of two fingers buried in Arin’s ass was filling up Vernon’s screen. Notably, a reasonably sized dildo was next to him along with a roughly used bottle of lube. Arin’s skin was flushed hot and red, meaning he and Dan had been at this for a while. There was no way he was meant to be a part of this, even if he wanted to be. He was already shirtless and silently embarrassed that his nipples were so hard so he decided to send a picture of his own. A picture of his face that made sure to show most of his bare torso just in case he was invited to this sex-fest of a group chat on purpose.Vernon sent an attachment“I feel like I’m not supposed to be here”Danny saw the message first and nearly fell off of his bed before he let the message sink in, running a hand through his hair. Maybe they had fucked up this time, hadn’t been as careful as they should be, but his persistent erection was not going away and the picture Vernon had sent wasn’t helping. The dude was hot as fuck.Arin could have been just as shocked, but he was much more concentrated on imagining that the now three fingers inside of him were Dan. The picture of Vernon only added to his fantasy, letting him imagine the three of them together. Him fucking Vernon while getting fucked by Dan- this could be wet dream fuel for weeks. He had to stop and catch his breath so he wouldn’t fall over the edge so soon. Dan sent a message“Sorry Vern, you weren’t supposed to see that.”Arin sent a message“Your dick? Hasn’t everyone seen that, I think the fingers in my ass were more shocking.”Vernon found himself laughing at the banter, hoping that no one was mad at him. He had almost been hoping that he was put in the chat on purpose. Vernon sent a message“So I can’t stay ” Vernon made sure to include a sad face so they knew it was joke, or at least that it was supposed to look like a joke. In reality if they kicked him out he would spend a few hours jerking it non-stop like he was 15 again. He couldn't help but start slipping out of his shorts, only a little bit ashamed of the way his half-hard dick bulging against his boxer briefs. They were a little too tight, but in a good way.God, he couldn't remember the last time he had wanted to show off like this. Arin sent a message “Well no one said that.”Dan sent a message “Well if you want to be here…”Vernon bit his lip when his erection stirred again. He was really going to do this. Not that he hadn't caught himself day dreaming about it sometimes. He figured another picture was in order. This time the only part of his face in the image was his mouth, and his boxer briefs were tugged down enough to see the beginning of hipbones and a dangerously low happy trail. Vernon sent an attachment Dan sent a message“Holy shit, Vern”Dan had stopped jerking himself off when Vernon’s first message came through, but he did not hesitate at all to continue again with the picture in front of him. He even took a quick video with a few breathy noises to show his approval. Arin sent a message “Fuck me, show some more”It was hard to type with one hand occupied, but he needed something. Arin let his fingers tease around his rim gently, sending shivers up his spine. His body shuddered in a way that told him he wanted more, but he didn't give himself that privilege. He wanted to see more of Vernon before he went any further. Vernon sent an attachment “You mean show you this?” Dan groaned out loud in frustration when Vernon’s picture only showed an inch lower than the last, his underwear still not off and on the floor where they belonged. So Dan sent his video. Dan sent an attachment“Just a little lower baby, please”Arin pouted for a few seconds about Dan using a pet name for Vernon, but then he was watching the video and he couldn't remember why he was irritated. Those long fingers wrapped around Dan's dick drove him fucking crazy in more ways than one. He could imagine his own hand in their place, his own fingertips teasing the head of that beautiful cock on every upstroke. But he could also imagine those fingers teasing him relentlessly, slowly brushing over the bundle of nerves deep inside that made jolts of pleasure shoot through his body. Thrusting faster as he begged for more and less at the same time. Milking him through a seemingly endless orgasm while jerking him slowly, aftershocks ripping through him- and that was when he had to the base of his own erection to ward off an impending orgasm. Arin sent a message“If you keep it up with the videos this is gonna end before we get to the fun part.” Vernon ended up staring at Danny’s video for a while before he finally gave in and pulled his cock out of his underwear, jerking it slowly while making some breathy sounds. He bit his lip while his mind flashed through possible fantasies. Sucking Dan off, eating Arin’s ass, sucking Dan off while Arin ate his ass, getting fucked by Arin, getting fucked by Dan, getting fucked by both of them at the same time. His hole twitched a little at that one as his mind wandered to being filled with two cocks at once. He moved a finger down to tease around his rim, but he didn't push it in. Shit, that felt good. He snapped a picture of his hardening length and clicked send, struggling to stop himself from getting lost in a fantasy when he could focus on the real thing. Vernon sent an attachmentDan didn't think that someone could take a dick pic that was cute, but of course Vernon could. Obviously it was fucking hot too, made Danny moan louder as he jerked himself like his life depended on it. Vernon wasn't completely hard in the photo, but he was getting there. God, Dan wished he could use his mouth to get Vernon all the way there. He also wished that he could see what Vernon’s hand was doing because it was definitely on his ass. Dan wanted to see that ass, wanted to see the ass he had admired through tight jeans with wandering eyes. He really wished he could see Vernon like that in person.Arin immediately thought about 69ing with Vernon while Dan watched and gave his prostate a few less than gentle rubs with his fingers. He was going to need that dildo soon, his fingers were now only succeeding in making him feel more desperate. Vernon had a nice dick and probably a nice ass and all Arin could think about was having Vernon and Dan dirty talking him at the same fucking time. Vernon and Danny both had adorable laughs, and while Danny's voice could tell him what to do and make his stomach do flips, he was sure Vernon’s innocent and adorable voice saying such vile and dirty things would drive him wild. Arin could hardcore bottom, but right now his mind was filled with Vernon telling him to fuck harder and Danny telling him how great he was doing. Arin sent a message“Is everyone alone right now?” Dan sent a message“I don't know what you're planning but I already like it.”Vernon sent a message“Yeah, why?”Arin smirked and sent a picture of him holding the dildo that he (surprisingly) hadn't started using yet. Arin sent an attachment“I want you to hear all the pretty noises I can make while shoving this up my ass.”Vernon sent a message“Like a conference call?”Dan sent a message“A sexy fucking conference call. Of course, babygirl.” It was only a few seconds before Vernon saw the incoming call on his screen, immediately answering and placing his phone on speaker so he could use both of his hands for this. “Hi there, Vern.” Danny’s voice rang through his phone a little more gravelly than normal, laden with arousal and need. That voice saying his name was enough to make him whine just a little. “Jesus, Vernon and me need to have a pretty noise contest, I'm sure Dan would love that.” There was a slick, sliding sound coming from Arin’s line. The lube was obviously coming out to play. Dan let out a shaky sigh, thinking about how much the combination of two sets of needy moans and helpless noises would get him going. Dan groaned softly as he involuntarily fucked up into his own fist, his cock beading just a bit of precome at the tip. He slowed his pace slightly. He was not going to come first. He was thankful for his self control when he heard Vernon speak, shaky and already sounding wrecked. “This is going to kill me-“ The sound of a bottle clicking open echoed over the phone. “Tell me what to do.”Dan cleared his throat, and he heard Arin choke on air around the same time. “Yeah, Dan, tell us what to do.” Danny took a moment to think about the fact that this was too good to be true, that having two attractive and willing men to boss around was obviously just a wet dream and a half, but then a loud, exaggerated moan from Arin snapped him out of it. “C’mon, Dan, I'm impatient.” It was Dan's turn to let out a pathetic whimper at the sinful pulse of pleasure in the bottom of his stomach. “Jesus- okay, Arin.” Dan took a deep breath, trying to recollect his thoughts. “You've been waiting almost an hour to finally get something inside of you, I know that.” Dan smirked. “So you're waiting longer, tease yourself but don't push it in yet.” A slightly annoyed noise came from Arin, but he followed the direction, no matter how badly he wanted to break it. The cold silicone was a shock to his senses, but he was more focused on the way his body tensed and relaxed against the toy. He was way to far gone for this teasing shit. When Dan spoke again, Arin let himself get lost in the tone of his voice. “Vernon, I heard you get lube so use it. Tease a little, but you can slip a finger in every so often.”Dan was satisfied with himself, listening to tiny, held back whimpers from both of them. A particularly loud moan from Vernon meant he was doing something right. “Vern, I think you can help both me and Arin out. Tell me what you're thinking about, what you want us to do to you.” Arin groaned deeply on the other end of the call, accidently letting the tip slide inside of him.Vernon felt his face get warm with embarrassment at the thought of revealing his fantasies. Dan cleared his throat in anticipation of an answer and Vernon was way too eager to provide one. “Well uh, first I thought about sucking you off, Dan- that video- I wanted it in my mouth.” Vernon bit his lip and made a desperate noise when he clenched around his own finger. “Then I thought about Arin eating me out at the same time.” Vernon spoke softer on that last point, but he moaned louder when he nailed his own prostate, slipping his fingers out so he wouldn’t overwhelm himself. Arin cut in with a shaky breath. “Fuck yes, keep talking.” Vernon spaced out for a second while trying to relax himself, but he was certain he has heard Dan tell Arin to start fucking himself. Judging by the string of desperate sounds and heavy breathing he had definitely started. “I thought about Arin fucking me then, about how he probably has a thick cock that could-“ Vernon whined just a little and started moving his hand again. “Fuck, it could leave me sore for a few days- in a good way.” Arin started slowly pushing the toy inside of him in and out, and in and out, with small, punched out moans. With the way he was jerking himself he wasn't going to last very long.“Then I thought about you fucking me because, shit, Dan I saw yours and it's that perfect length to hit just the right spot every time.” Vernon made a loud moaning- almost whimpering noise that he didn't think he could make, still teasing his fingers around his rim while he other hand continued it's up and down motion. “And you would fuck hard- and I'd tighten around you and everything would feel so intense.” Dan let out a low groan and then he was coming over his hand, thinking about being inside of Vernon. He was definitely coming first with no remorse. Vernon’s pace speeding up to a desperate one, the kind of disorganized mess that one became when they were so close they couldn't breath. “Ah- fuck- I can't stop thinking about both of you inside of me at the same time, stretching me open and filling me up with twice the come, it would feel so- ah.” Vernon was cut off by his own heavy breathing, a little quiet whining, and then he was feeling the starting pulse of an orgasm, a loud scream of a noise crackling over the phone while he repeated “Ah- I'm coming!” like a pornstar mantra. Dan hummed contently as the noises swept him through his aftershocks, laughing softly at how worked up Vernon had really gotten.Arin was not far behind, slamming himself down onto what he imagined to be Dan while he let out quiet little punched out breaths. Vernon’s fantasy only drove him farther, a moan the sounded like relief and happiness when he finally fell over the edge and shot onto his stomach. They all took a few moment of silence to calm down. “Vernon, can you like… actually take two dicks?” Arin sounded almost amazed, and Dan waited curiously. Vernon’s face actually went red now that his blood could rush somewhere else. “Well, yeah in theory. I just haven't done it with real people.” He neglected to explain the day he had literally gotten his own come in his hair while a hot, sweaty mess riding two dildos at the same time. Dan let out an exhausted, but interested breath, laughing into his blissful afterglow. “So when are you free?”
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"It's because neither the comics nor movies show any moment or reason for them falling in love."
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"Like there's nothing bonding them,"
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"there's not even a love-at-first-sight moment."
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"There is nothing to show believable love."
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"To me, it was just so bogus how she'd dump him just because he was 'always gone' "
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"like bitch he's a god, he's got a kingdom and nine realms to defend."
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"Honestly I think Jane's "love" for him was more of a trophy love more than anything."
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"Especially with how fickle she was about him."
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"I just wanted him to have a strong, smart, loyal woman."
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