A slut you are. Very cute one tho. Desperate. I like it when they're like that...
I really am desperate for it, so so much. .. ugh, stop that or I'm going to fall for this... . .
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I think they think you’re mean because they don’t get your humor. For me, your blog is one of my favorites cus we have the same humor and it makes me ctfu😂😂
i’m sticking with this explanation thank you.
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i have the next two-ish nights off so i will try to catch up but blanket apology to anyone who has sent me an ask since like mid-may, i got over 100 new asks while i was away for tour and then ive worked so much since i got back and i keep getting more and when i have a night off i just bounce around my inbox because i have no idea who to answer first and so many are going unanswered and i apologize
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Trying to get a guy to reply to my snaps is a lot more difficult nowadays
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I am so extremely worried about him if you kill master eiji *I* will go on a revenge quest
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please do not send me videos or clips about me where people spend the majority half of said video just making fun of how i talk and look. i do not want to see that. nobody wants to see that.
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i said this in the tags of another post but. the way that the desert always seems to PHYSICALLY pop up whenever scar and grian are together is insane. first them finding the only tiny patch of desert in double life, and now a desert appearing in front of them right as they're laughing together and riding on a llama camel. like we all know this but MAN. they seriously never left the desert. it's become a symbol of their past together, and they can't escape it.
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Very interesting to me that being outwardly anti-slavery nets you disapproval from Astarion, despite the fact that he's pretty straightforward about his past as a slave. Gives me big "if I suffered, so does everyone else" vibes, which is annoying gameplay wise, but narratively makes sense.
Especially because (and here gets a bit spoilery) I think his approval softens up into acts 2 and 3. There are hints of him being "nice" in act 1, when he approves of you saving the owlbear cub, but if you get his approval decently high going into acts 2 and 3, a lot of the things that (I think) would have netted negative approval in act 1 are now positive -- like sympathizing with that child and giving him some food and money, or freeing the vampire spawn.
If you dont follow through with the black mass and you free the vampire spawn, I think that's kind of the culmination of his arc in which hes like "hehe oops, looks like I was perpetuating cycles of trauma". He even gains approval for defending Wyll and the others, and even as early as act 1 says something about how it would be a shame to lose lae'zel.
Astarion you can't trick me into thinking you don't care. I have eyes. I see you.
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CAN ANYONE HELP ME. PRETTY PLEASE.
MY BOSS (*cough cough* Red Hood *Cough Cough*) GOT INTO SOME ✨Special Brownies✨ AT WORK CUZ ONE OF THE OTHER GOONS BROUGHT IN AND IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO.
HE IS HIGH OFF HIS ASS AND UNMASKED AND I AM PANICKING. EVERYONE ELSE DECIDED TO GTFO AND LEAVE ME THERE TO DEAL WITH HIM.
I ASKED FOR ADVICE FROM SOME CONTACTS OF MINE, BUT THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME.
I TRIED ASKING WHAT WAS IN THE BROWNIES AND HOW MUCH, BUT THE GUY WHO BROUGHT THEM IN WONT TELL ME ANYTHING. LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT IS YOUR B O S S.
Anyways, how’s your day going?
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Many unholy thoughts... This fit with the chain, his hands and his rings 🛐🛐
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"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE" As someone who's been playing TWST since march and stopped going out of my way to be spoilerfree after I got stuck at Overblott!Jamil? That's honestly been one of my favorite things about it - seeing something in fanart or a comment you think is just fans joking, only for it to be canon. "The economy!", "May I also throw a tantrum?", Malleus' gargoyle thing, and... everything about Rook being my top examples.
there's a whole bit in Trey's platinum birthday card where he goes on about how he became increasingly obsessed with mustard for like a week straight until the other students held an intervention. how are you supposed to talk about this. how can you bring up something like Trey's descent into mustard obsession to the point that the other characters are worried for him without it sounding like the most obvious lolrandom "he mentioned it once and now fandom acts like he puts mustard in everything" joke. also, how can I slip this into every Twst post from now on, because I need everyone in the world to know that this is a real canon fact about Trey "I'm just an average normal guy (who sticks my hands into people's mouths and owns 20 toothbrushes and used to eat flowers off the side of the road)" Clover.
for bonus points, 1) the punchline is that he still doesn't even like mustard that much, 2) he's saying all of this to Leona, and 3) Leona is actually kind of invested in Trey's mustard story for some reason, which is the most unbelievable part of all of this to be honest. (then Trey gets distracted by a painting of the Cheshire Cat and Leona takes the opportunity to powerwalk away to freedom before they can start talking about dijon versus spicy brown or whatever and extend this bit even longer)
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