#pineapple rambles

[averygaypineapple]

i got caught up in the cannibalism metaphors again. not only in the romantic sense of wanting to become whole with something, but as it is; consumption for the sake of consumption, for the sake of the macrabe. there's a thought here that to be eaten is an intimate thing; stripping flesh from flesh, cooking the organs, becoming one with someone through and through.

but also - also - is it really love if it's not a mutual meal? i'm sure there's something to be said about eating and stripping someone of their self in order to satiate your hunger. you will not feed them; you will take from them whatever it is you desire. and they will offer it you; their heart, their liver, their intestines. you chew it up and spit it out. you got what you desired, after all.

there is something else about loving someone so much you want to kill them, because it's the only way you can heal with that lovesickness. but it's more intimate, i'm sure, to literally attach a part of them to you - not by consuming a part of them, but by literally stitching parts of you together.

ahhh. i saw a really good doomed ship concept of a guy stealing another guy's eye to put into his socket. that's a real metaphor for wanting to become a part of someone. i want to use that idea too. ah, ah... maybe that's a better literal way of putting it... authors learn and pick up different concepts and sorts of prose from different authors... by taking that concept, i'd be stripping a piece of flesh off of the original author... ah, ahh...

#vent #pineapple rambles #i. dont know what to tw this with. uh.

[risestarkiss]

Rise Ramblings #181

...So are we just going to ignore Donnie's toxic relationship with pineapples? Ok.

#like what is even happening? #does he love pineapples? #does he hate pineapples? #it can’t be allergies cause he’s drinking out of one #either way not sure if pineapples love him #starkiss ramblings #rise analysis #rottmnt analysis #character analysis #Donatello Ramblings #rise don #rise donnie #rise donatello #donatello hamato #rottmnt donatello #donatello #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt2018 #tmnt 2k18 #tmnt 2018 #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[lazylittledragon]

a 2 act tragedy starring me: i’ve been making fruit smoothies in the morning for a few days which has been great because it’s getting me to actually eat fruit for once, only to go on the internet and be told that it apparently releases all the natural sugars so it's actually Not that great for you and i am devastated

#ramble #i thought i was doing myself SO many favours #i ENJOY FRUIT i just don’t eat it for some reason related to adhd #context i am a long term ED sufferer so this kind of thing upsets me #honestly i don't care that much because it feels like it's better than Zero Fruit #can any dieticians put my mind at ease #someone explain how ‘the natural sugars are released and become Bad Sugar’ makes sense. like it’s all just the FRUIT #chanting to myself ‘there are no bad foods there are no bad foods there are no bad foods’ #like the Nutrients are still there and some of the fibre is still there #tw ed #on a lighter note current fave is pineapple+orange #also kiwi which i didn’t think would be good #edit: WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT WOULDN’T THE SUGARS BE RELEASED THE EXACT SAME WAY BY JUST CONSUMING THE FRUIT. WHAT THE FUCK

[quarrybee]

if I had a nickel for every time a rainwing melted an evil queen’s face I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

#Did everyone forget pineapple melting wasp’s face I haven’t seen any fun wasp designs with that yet #wings of fire #wof #fandom ramblings

[daughterofhecata]

Have now finished Glass Onion and guess what? It was also delightful!

#glass onion #benoit blanc #i feel so smart for noticing the pineapple thing #and my brother was like 'the hot sauce has to mean something' #love these movies soooo many details to dig you fingers in #but also i think better watched not in the cinema because at home you can pause every once in a while to spin your theories #very much hoping for more benoit blanc movies #kaj rambles

[sunny-porridge]

Around a Cooking Pot

The first thing that Link learned after coming out of the Shrine of Resurrection was how alive the world was. Rolling hills and winding rivers greeted him, beating to the beat of his own heart as he adjusted to the blinding light outside the cave.

The second thing he learned was how to roast an apple over an open fire.

Quickly after that, cooking became second nature. He could coax a smile out of a sad friend with a fragrant mix of fish and butter, conspire with his friends in Kakariko Village after offering a couple pieces of honey candy, or boost his strength before a fight with the help of a meaty skewer.

He often got weary travelers to open up and share their stories over the soothing refrain of a simmering hearty soup, quietly delighting in the satisfied sighs of his unsuspecting guests as they tried a warm meal for the first time in days.

He once even made a cake for a Princess, who refused to share a piece even as she sniffled and stubbornly wiped tears from her eyes at the familiar taste of sweet berries mixed in a luscious rich cream in between layers of fluffy white sponge.

It was no surprise then, that when he set off on a journey with eight heroes of courage, he became the group’s official cook at the sight of the simple stew he made on their first evening together, camping on the forest of the Hero of Time’s era. Link often wondered how his brothers had survived their own adventures going on little else than hardtack, milk, and the occassional friendly monster teaching them the recipe for an unexpectedly delicious soup (which was more likely than one would think).

Sure, most of them had some frequent access to towns, merchants, or their own homes, but adventuring meant spending days at a time on their own, fighting hordes of monsters, exploring the most untouched parts of the land and crawling through long forgotten dungeons, and yet his brothers had been rather helpless around a cooking pot except for the most basic of recipes.

Now, the act of cooking was almost as nourishing as the food he prepared. The rancher had told him once, with a grin and a bump of his shoulders, that it looked like he was in a trance. And sure enough, once he really got into it, he felt as if he merely had to toss ingredients into a pot and watch them bounce, becoming meals in an instant as he hummed a little made-up song and lost track of everything around him. Of course, in reality cooking takes a lot more patience and care, and he likes to take the time to make every detail just right.

It had been almost three years since he separated from his brothers and stopped using the name “Wild”. As he sat around the fire making his new favorite recipe - one he hoped he could one day share with the men who had become his brothers - Link once again lost track of his surroundings, this time to the soft hum of a now familiar tune he had learned from the youngest hero on the team.

He sat on a trunk in a nameless island in the North Akkala Sky Archipelago - whoever named the Sky Islands had clearly gotten bored after the masterpiece of Lightcast Island - preparing a pizza, a brand new recipe he created with Koyin after helping her recover the recipe for cheese. The rancher had introduced him to cheese before, and he sometimes missed the soft, pillowy Ordon Goat Cheese, but the more fragrant version they made in Hateno melted perfectly over the disk of soft bread and thick, herby tomato sauce.

He had already tested a few different toppings to place on top of the pizza, trying to find the perfect companion for the savory cheese. Strips of roasted vegetables where a sensible option and offered a fair variety, but Link didn’t get to where he was by playing it safe. Today, he was testing thin slices of cured meat, and although the result was quite satisfying, he found himself wishing he had saved more of the sweet-and-tangy fruit that grew in the warm islands of the sailor’s world. The pineapples would complement nicely with the rich, fatty tones of the meat.

#listen #look at me in the eyes #there is no point to this #just my rambling thoughts #through Wild’s lens #linked universe #lu wild #totk #totk zelda #totk light dragon #pineapple pizza supremacy #fight me #ramblings #cw pineapple pizza

[rebelrobinrules1984]

#random rambles #tumblr poll #tumblr polls #poll #poll! #pineapple on pizza #Personally I like it a lot but that’s just me.

[nico-the-overlord]

GUYS CARROT CAKE. CARROT CAKE IS BEINT SLEPT ON OH MY GOSH

#SO I HELPED BAKE SOME TODAY #DEFINITELY THE NUTMEG AND PINEAPPLE THAT HELPED ELIVATE IT BUT #HOLY SHIT ITS SO MOISE AND GOOD AND WITH SMOOTH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING THAT HAS A TOUCH OF LEMON ZEST #I AM OVER THE MOON NOW #I THOUGHT I HATED IT (eventhoughivenevertried it) AND WHAT WAS I RVEN DOING WITH MY LIFIEJEJ #carrot cake #nico rambles #what normal tags anyways CARROT CAKE ROCKS

[newtness532]

i need my brain to be normal, at least a little bit

#like choosing a snack shouldn't be this hard #'oh i cant eat pineapple bc what if im allergic to it' i ate yesterday? and the day before and many other times in my life and ive been fine #cant have a mixed fruit juice for the same reason. #cant eat the cookies from the bakery bc ive had them since Monday and what if theyve gone bad already #cant drink the strawberry apple grape juice bc after drinking it almost every day for like a year it has started tasting like medicine #like just shut up and tell me what can i eat #and all that is like the smallest of my problems atm #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

[averygaypineapple]

they weren't lying when they said being hyperfixated on ocs is a special type of hell

#pineapple rambles #its even worse when you cant draw. #“like these are my ocs. unfortunately it would take a 50 page doc to explain their deals and half my thoughts of them are animatics #and jokes that cant be recreated in a textual way“ #i have not been invested in an actual fandom for a year now. im actually going to off myself

[shsldepressedlesbian]

and if i turned this blog into a personal fangan blog. what then.

#pineapple rambles #not much i suppose LOL i cant imagine that im ending up on many peoples home pages #but this one specific fangan i've been trying to cook up has been my most recent engagement when it comes to anything dangan related #perhaps i should promote... #fanganronpa

[sleep-nurse]

ate a pineapple today my entire life has been restored

#sunflower rambles #I FUCKING LOVE PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #best fruit ever

[just-slightly-chayotic]

got so distracted by jeff posts that i forgot about my steeping tea for 15 minutes and then accidentally poured in pineapple juice instead of milk. i give up

#why is the lactose free milk carton the same colour as the pineapple juice carton?? #i'm a disaster #i shouldn't be allowed to human because clearly i suck at it #i just wanted a tea #is that really too much to ask for #tea's ramblings #goddamnit jeff satur

[jils-things]

the idea of norto.n constantly butting heads with literally anyone in the manor will never not be funny to me like ... my guy... why are you such a hater..... i love you so much

found like. such a funny comfort animatic that i find myself watching from time to time ehehehe

#everytime i see no.rt.nai.b its just them fucking bickering with each other ITS SO FUNNY TO ME WWKWKDFKASJKSF ITS LIKE #its like how i made gold DESPISE steven so much but hes just a teenager vs steven. a married man. its beyond petty (for gold at least) #BUT NO.RTON AND NAI.B? (<- WHOS ALSO MY BROTHER?) FUNNIEST THING EVER #TWO ADULTS FIGHTING OVER FUCKIN WHAT. PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA I DUNNO #this is when irene has to constantly separate them but shes too petite and tiny to push them away.... has to call reynold to help her out.. #~ rambling #reynold is irene's more responsible and wiser brother figure she needs his help 24/7

[macdennislongcon]

the only two vaguely coherent thoughts that I ever have about charlie are that he's literally me and that I want him carnally there's no inbetween

#ive NEVER related to a character more #he eats stickers all the time. #he didnt even know pineapples were a thing. #he has been wearing the same green jacket for 18 years. #he's repulsed by sex most times. #he has bitten a random dude. #he's a musical savant. #he's so something #charlie kelly #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #rambles #always sunny

[tabis-picnic-corner]

Gotta love Agoti attempting to try and comfort people.

- lux . tabi 🎼

#my art #fnf #fnf tabi #tabi fnf #fnf agoti #hurt/comfort #somewhat yuh #fluff #fnf aldryx #tagoti #???? i guess #he's trying his best #he's an idiot your honor #totally not how i see my partner comforting me noo.. #difference is they go “pineapple and googly eyes” #i love them #agoti has that energy idk why #im rambling #whoops