it’s 2:41 in the morning, you’re working the register of a Gotham City bodega when you see these three mentally disturbed lesbians patiently waiting in line, WYD?
Commission of my depictions of the Sirens by @frijolbean!!! their art is so rad and they are so rad, and I’m not gonna be normal about this for like at least a month 🫨😵💫😭💝🤪🤪🤪
you can read about them here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32299885
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every feral shortstack clown brat deserves a dommy mommy plant goth gf ok it’s the law 🪴 🤡
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Do you think the gcpd has premade mugshot signs for the rogues on standby so whenever one of them gets put in Arkham again it’s just “ah fuck where’s Nygma’s sign” or something
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She thorny, she horny 🌱 feat. Harley and Two-Face
By Stephanie Pepper
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everyones loved and hated gifts
love: mana is a universal love
bap- Flowers, Essence
corsac- Fungus, Flowers
luna- Fruit
mint- Bones, Plants, Slime
muttuk- Fish, Bone, Ore
quinn- Bug, Flesh, Slime
roxanne- Mineral, Gem
saff- Slime, Plant
s&p- Fish, Ores
xid- Bugs
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hate:
bap- Bones
corsac- Fish, Flesh
luna- Essence, Bugs (you get an achievement for giving her one)
mint- Fungus
muttuk- Plants
quinn- Fruit, Gem
roxanne- Flower, Fish
saff- Gem
s&p- Slime
xid- Mineral
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the Pepper/Goodie household finally had enough money to furnish a cozy living room nook and Stinky is afraid of... something. the oven? veggie dogs? not sure yet, but his little legs were quaking and it broke my heart. ☹️
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 83
Ivy: Pengy, are you alright?
Oswald: I'm fine. I don't need Ed. I'm not looking for love. I just want to focus on my career right now.
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Ed: I was great! Wasn't I great?
Oswald: God, the arrogance, I've created a monster. You're like Norman Mailer in a green suit.
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Oswald, threatening traitors: We have ways of making you talk-
Martin, suddenly appearing: *tugs on his sleeve*
Oswald: Martin, Martin, daddy's working right now-
Martin: *hands him a piece of paper*
Oswald: Oh my gosh, did you draw this? That is so good!
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Okay Fam,
Follow me because this is layered.
Like I thought it was threefold, but I think it’s like maybe fourfold.
My friend and I were talking about Eddie and Chrissy’s chemistry and she asked me when was the last time I saw such raw, natural chemistry like that between actors and I said probably not since Robert Downy Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow as Tony Stark and Pepper Potts then it hit me…
We all know this lovely fellow looks like a young RDJ:
That’s not news.
Then I was like wait a minute…
Wait though…
Wait…
Okay, so the firework chemistry, the similar looks as both actors and characters, and the aesthetic of the dark haired chaotic mess and the adorable straight laced strawberry blonde…
I’m not saying this means Joe and Grace should play a young Tony Stark and Pepper Potts, but I’m not saying it doesn’t mean that either.
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