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little cropped preview of a spontaneous drawing in the works since satohika wormed its way into my head again…. (im busy today so i cant finish it yet but i just wanted to share a morsel for now 😭 i swear i wont abandon it!!)
All of my OTPs had common things like not getting along with each other at first. In the end, they accepted each other as friends. Plus, Chat Noir, Zuko, Sam, Miles and Ash even being the supportive bfs to Marinette, Katara, Kamala, Gwen and Dawn.(espeacially when they cried in front of their bfs)😭💖💕
Still, this ships are seen as FANON AND UNDERRATED. They should end up together as those pairs had dynamic friendship. 😭
Ash wants to win a bet that he can get a date for the dance. So he sends four letters to his close friends, expecting at least one of them to ask him out while he waits behind the school.
What he got is Serena, May, Dawn and Misty each coming to him and accepting his proposal in separate times. This is not going to end well for Ash when the dance happens.
All he wanted to do is to win the bet he made with Gary Oaks. All he wanted to do is prove to his friend/rival he can get a date for the dance. And in a way he got a date…
“Back off! He my date to the dance!”
“Ash rather eat date than date the likes of you!”
“I’m the perfect woman for him to go on a date!”
Ash gulped with heavy heart as he stood in front of the three arguing ladies fighting over him. May, Dawn and Misty growling and screaming at the top of their lungs as they pulled him to their respective directions trying to get him to date one of them with increasing hostility and aggression.
‘I…I am going to die.’ Ash thought with fear and despair in his mind as he slowly accepted his inevitable fate of death via women scorned.
Cassidy: Your luck has expired this time, wankers!
Butch: Oh yeah! This time, we're going away with Pikachu, Piplup, AND our much-defiled honour!
Dawn: Well, well...if it ain't our old pals Kasha and Borscht.
Butch: NOPE! You're not getting away with disrespecting our names again! Behold!
*a huge billboard with flashing arrows appears behind them, reading "Cassidy" and "Butch"*
Butch: You have no excuse anymore, ya hear me!
Ash: You know what, sweetie...let us be charitable for once. It is time to honour them both with due respect.
Dawn: Wha...really?
Ash: Yes, really!
*Butch smiles triumphantly*
Ash: In fact...I intend to honour his very ancestry as is due; he must have written this billboard in his own mother tongue, Welsh! Right?
*Dawn smirks at him diabolically*
Butch: ...you have got to be kidding me.
Ash: So, if this is in Welsh, and we want to pronounce it properly...lemme see if I remember those vowels correctly...
Butch: NO.
Ash: ...that means that we are standing before the two highly distinguished members of Team Rocket...
Butch: Shut that bloody mouth of yours THIS INSTANT.
Ash: ...which are Cassidy...
Butch: KETCHUM, DON'T YOU DARE UTTER ANOTHER WORD!
*later in the evening*
Butch (speaking while typing): Most highly esteemed Giovanni. It has been a joy to serve you and our most fearsome Team Rocket throughout the better part of the past score of years. Herewith, I regret to inform you that I wish to submit my resignation at long last. The reason for that being, quite simply, that I am not being paid NEARLY enough for collaborating with that donkey, for lack of a better word, which is Cassidy; or much more importantly, being addressed on a regular basis by our targets with names including, but not limited to: "Bill"; "Bob"; "Botch"; "Batch"; "Biff"; "Buck"; "Bach"; "Brahms"; "Boomer"; "Bilbo"; "Bourdon"; "Bombard"; "Buzz"; "Buzzkill"; "Bouzouki"; "Borscht"; "Masculine Lesbian Lady" (that one thanks to Prof. Samuel Oak no less); and, as of today, courtesy of Mr. Ash Ketchum, "Bitch". Sincerely, Deiniol "Butch" Andrews.