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#out of context lore
tf-cyberaligned · 5 months
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Some out of context plot points that will be explained at some point.
Woodrow and Charlie are half brothers (different dads)
Mrs. Neededlander threw a brick at a cop
Cody fights a bear
Blades has a daughter (who's dead)
Heatwave lies through his teeth about Cybertronian anatomy
Blurr gets drunk after a sip of high grade
Boulder got thrown through a wall at the academy
Jack commits federal crimes
Hot Shot was Optimus Prime's scout before Bumblebee (later trains Bumblebee)
Mainland first responders refer to Griffin Rock as "Hells Island"
Hightide and Blades both kill members of MECH
Raf gives Bee a spark attack by appearing on Cybertron
Quickshadow has to babysit Swindle and other ex-cons who are on Earth
Medix threw a grenade at Skyquake (and hit)
Speaking of Medix, his Adsero (dad) tortured Blades for 9 human days straight. Family dinners are fun
Kade calls Mayor Luskey an idiot (family friendly terms for now)
Miko explodes a building
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myhandshurts · 2 months
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isaacz · 4 months
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grelliam · 1 year
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To this day I still think "I wish squids were real" is the funniest example of ascended canon ever. Like, the first Splatoon game comes out, someone makes a Miiverse post just saying "I wish squids were real" (already peak comedy), "I wish X was real" becomes a meme in the Splatoon community and gets reposted everywhere.
Then two years later Splatoon 2 comes out and
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Literally iconic
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balis77 · 1 year
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Yeah yeah Bridget being trans is cool and all, good for her. But what does not get enough attention is that she also has a teddy bear that is canonically possessed by the ghost of an ancient warrior with like, 0 explanation as to why that exists or how she even got it?
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Like this information is barely mentioned in-game. The game just casually is like “Oh yeah Bridget’s murderous teddy bear is sentient and possessed btw” with like 0 context. You just have to accept that because you’re not getting any further explanation.
What the fuck even is Guilty Gear lore 
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ganondoodle · 5 months
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Sonia redesign + Zelda (ancient)
she is the one to seal ganondorf in an intentionally cruel way to take revenge for him killing rauru
she also had a daughter from a previous marriage that she named Zelda after an ancient legend from long forgotten times; while she technically had both time and light powers, she could only take ahold of one (struggeling to grasp a certain power you are pressured to awaken reference ;) ) which is time, it was not the one she was supposed to manifest as her status was always associated with light, in her younger years she was often looked down upon but despite that later proved to be a capable leader
shortly after her first marriage was ended rauru and the rest of the remaining sonau (engl zonai) came from the underground to warn the folks living on the surface from a great evil that was told about in ancient texts they had found while mining desperately for the stones they had grown reliant on for survival
this warning later evolves into the plan to seal ganondorf away before he could even become a threat, through all those discussion and planning sonia and rauru grew closer and eventually married; the plan was to be executed in secret to give ganondorf no time to even consider to reveal what demon they believed he really was, but the secret got out and ganondorf enacted a counterattack in the form of stealing one of the enigma stones in order to put pressure on the hyrulian kingdom, but he gets betrayed by the gerudo that will be their sage in the last confrontation, however in the time that the gerudo sage takes to warn sonia and mobilize to save rauru ganondorf has already confronted him and though he did not plan to kill him he does so, more on accident really, as rauru did not listen to a single word he said but instead acted erratic like a helpless man trapped in a cage with a hungry bear, essentially starting a fight of life and death
when sonia arrives at the scene it is already to late; thanks to the enigma stone ganondorf can escape her grief-striken rage but sonia is out for revenge and sees him killing rauru as proof of the warnings of old, she wages war and at the end seals ganondorf in a cruel cage between life and death, even at the cost of her own life
her daughter, having witnessed it all, grows up bitter and determined to make hyrule a kingdom that will never fall again
(totk rewritten project)
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celluzu · 8 months
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Pac
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marinatedsaltea · 2 months
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The first ever experience
It took them only 100000 years to finally get confident enough
Bonus:
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mothxart · 6 days
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He’ll be fineeee
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francy-sketches · 1 year
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cute date idea: show her your collection of dead targs 💖
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thegreatyin · 9 months
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"arknights capitalist sheep isn't real it can't hurt you"
arknights capitalist sheep:
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Okay but can we pet Dream? Can we get a diagram on him and Nightmare?? The hoomans deserve pets too!
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*no unless specified
Nightmare's Hair: avoid the face scar and hair knots
Nightmare's Left side of face: holding only
Nightmare's Hands: massages help with the pain/swelling (i'm projecting). holding is fine too
*no unless specified
Dream's Hands: massages help with the pain/swelling (i'm projecting)
Dream's Shoulder: fine
Dream's Legs: used to kids running up and clinging to his legs, probably won't notice
Comic Book Summary: Siblings who got separated at birth, and ended up on opposite sides (hero and villain) (comic book)
Kid with birthday hat: why is your hair short?
Dream: that horrible villain i'm always fighting stuck gum in my hair
Kid with birthday hat: ohh
Teenager: didja have to bleach your hair for this job?
Dream: no
Teenager: ..sorry for bothering you
Dream: it's all good
Teenager: i remember at my uh- 7th birthday party, i think, i clung to Barney's leg and wouldn't let go and the girl under the suit dragged me around the whole time. by the end of the day i was covered in mud and had a stomach ache from all the cupcakes i had, but i had a good time and it's one of my only childhood memories
Dream: were you emo back then too?
Teenager: HA! nope, but- this is really nice. thank you. i kinda thought i was too old to do this
Dream: for the record, not being effected by kids clinging to my legs is why i work out
Teenager: solid reason to be honest
Adult: HOW DID YOU GET ON THE ROOF
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ffc1cb · 1 year
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i’ve always found it peculiar how during meeting the chargers cutscene the game just assumes your character automatically understands what krem is talking about when he mentions binding (though, granted, it’s all very unsubtle). like, this is a roleplaying game. what if i want to play a character who just doesn’t get it
#dragon age#cremisius aclassi#inquisitor trevelyan#at least give me an in game explanation of why the inquisitor would Know this right away#it's not like transgenderism is a widely explored topic in da lore. the most you can find about it in inquisition specifically excluding#krem and seras countless transmisogynistic lines is one codex that mentions that some previous divine mightve been a trans woman#and the way it's written sucks ass. the infamous sex in thedas codex also mentions nothing on the topic of transness. so like#whats up with that#art stuff#before anyone says anything i fully realize how i look critiquing a bioware game that came out in 2014 on its faulty queer representation#please trust me i know. im just thinking out loud#ALSO. in case it isnt obvious. parsley transed they gender. the joke is that theyre a nonbinary femme now#its hard for me to show it through art because it would involve misgendering them but they dont actually start going by they/them pronouns#until after halamshiral. so like technically if i made them refer to themselves as he/him at any point before that it would be canonical but#its not like my art is chronological by any means and cannot be taken out of context by virtue of it existing as an individual post online#if someone were to reblog an art of them saying hi im a dude theyd go cool! hashtag male inquisitor. or something#the tragic case of sacrificing narrative in order to not get second hand discomfort at seeing parsley misgendered#ANYWAY..........
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nebuladreamz · 2 months
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A cost
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data-la-forge · 6 months
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even MORE daforge Lol
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plus more Soong/spiner related thinfs 😛👍
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