#or did i ????

[ywuji]

yuuji doesn’t think he buys you things often, but your bed full of stuffed animals says otherwise. (f!reader, plushie humping and them watching u fuuuuck)

often times when he goes out with friends or on missions, yuuji will come back with little trinkets or toys he thought you would like.

he doesn’t listen when you tell him you have nowhere to put them—when he gifts them to you, he’ll just smile his giddiest smile, hoping you’ll forget about that for a moment.

it's funny because he’ll come over to your tiny uni room down the hall from his own, see his gifts taking up the majority of your space that you’re meant to have, and he’ll still have a mind to think of other things he could get you!!

‘the more the merrier!’ is the sentiment of all of his lighthearted protests when you bring it up in conversation—and he’s genuine with that—but there’s also something else.

something about those times when either you or him are away and you’re missing each other, him telling you to call him—voice or video, ‘whichever you prefer, cutie’—and the conversation ending up in him talking you through straddling his favourite stuffie of the day and grinding your sweet little wet cunnie on it.

"does he feel good, sweetie? …yeah. y'sound so pretty... mhmm, sound so good, my love. keep going, baby."

"nonono, you’re doing great, honey. i know you’re tired, but it’ll be over soon, yeah? just a little more and you can cum… yeeaahh that’s it, princess, doing so well f’me."

"f-fuck… l-look so cute, baby… can you see? ’m leaking so much. …mhm, ‘s all you, pretty girl, ‘s all f’you."

or the other times, when he spends the night at yours, and you touch and you kiss, and the next thing you know is that you’re pushed into the bed, surrounded by your dear stuffies, whining and mewling as yuuji hungrily looms over you, pumping his thick cock into your wet, messy heat.

“yuuji..! a-ah! ‘s too much, ji—ah!” you whimper, voice struggling to come out of your throat every time he pushes into you. he knew from your previous three orgasms he gave that you're reaching your limit, and he’d pull away if he knew you wanted him to, but the way you’re grasping at his toned back, his beautiful neck, and his tousled hair, pulling him closer, deeper into you—he knows you can take it.

“pussy so fuckin’ good, princess… l-love it so much—f-fuck! s-so good for me, baby,” he caresses your precious head, brushing hair out your face and staring right into your eyes as he pushes himself in further into you. the waft of his breath heating your cheeks as he praises you, “suckin’ me in s-so—fuck—tight…“

“‘m close, ji! s-so good! ohmygod…!” you grip onto him impossibly tight, fingers digging into his thick, muscular shoulders.

“h-haah—y-yeah? me t-too... where can i cum, baby?” he pants, his whimpers that you love so much becoming louder.

“inside! insideinside! please inside! pleaseplease—please!” you choke out. you don’t have to wait a moment longer before he’s pounding into you like your lives depend on it, fat cock drilling you at an angle, stretching you out and hitting all those right spots only he can reach.

“c-cumming…! ‘m cu—!“ his lips crash into yours, swallowing your sweet sounds as you cum and cream around his cock, legs wrapping tightly around him feeling ropes of his thick, hot cum spurting into you as you both shake and tremble from your orgasms.

he lowers the rest of his body onto you, being careful not to crush you. his face burying itself in the crook of your neck, whispering little praises and tender words of affection. ‘love you so so much, baby’, ‘did so well for me, pretty’, ‘look so beautiful when you cum’. with his sweaty front now pressed to yours, he lays still. warming his cock inside your cunt to let the both of you ride out your blissful highs.

his head comes up to look into your dazed eyes as you gently cup his hot cheeks. he smiles and chuckles breathily, littering quick kisses from your lips to your chest, licking and sucking cheekily at your nipples, leaving a few lovebites on your breasts.

moving to sit up on his knees, he looks down at where the two of you connect, softly rocking his hips and moving circles over your sensitive clit, watching the sticky white ring of your mixed orgasms coat his cock with each slow thrust.

you whine and hold out shaky fingertips to his hips. he grins, pulling his cock out painstakingly slow, watching his cum leak out of you, collecting it up with his fat cockhead, and pushing it back into you with one last gentle thurst.

“yuuji...” you mewl out with a small pout on your face.

“yeah, honey?” he looks at you with wide eyes and flushed cheeks.

“...they were watching the whole time.” you point to the little crowd of plushies who are all faced towards you, an odd feeling washing over you as you realise your shared stuffed ‘children’ witnessed the two of making love right in front of their plastic eyes.

he shrugs nonchalantly, a tired smile on his face “it’s not that bad.” he teases.

“wha-?! what do you mean…?!”

“they’ll just learn a few things,” he smiles playfully at your puzzled expression. “y’know? like how to be in love and… how it feels to know someone truly.” he nods his head and purses his lips as if he's just said something deep.

“you’re so stupid.”

#ywuji #i locked in for this one #or did i #yuuji ban for me until i can write about someone else (maybe) (unconfirmed) (prolly not) #itadori smut #yuuji itadori smut #yuji itadori x reader #itadori headcanons #jjk smut #jjk thirsts #jjk x reader #anime smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk drabbles #jjk x you

[whywasmartha]

shelby shubble appreciation post ❤️

#tumblr killed the quality #edit: I fixed it #or did i #shubble #shelby shubble #support shelby #art #digital fanart #my art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

mods asleep post dragon Wally

#it was only a matter of time before i gave in #ALSO IM SORRY I HATE GIVING DRAGONS HAIR BUT NOTHING ELSE WORKED #ig we can have a pompodour having muppet dragon. as a treat #he gives me... medieval dragon art vibes #which is acceptable medieval dragon art fucks #hes just a fluffy lil guy #welcome home #welcome home wally #scribble salad #welcome home puppet show #i wasn't gonna give him wings but then i realized i could Make Them Rainbow #and how could i not??? #i made them too small tho #OR DID I #he was gonna be flightless... he could still be flightless with wings... #this makes me want to turn everyone else into dragons but thats gonna take some serious mental gymnastics #especially for characters like frank and howdy #julie'd be easy tho. and i already scribbled a satisfactory barnaby... #into the rabbit hole i go.

[silksongeveryday]

Drawing Hornet everyday until Silksong comes out - Day 12

requested by anonymous!

#hollow knight #silksong #hk hornet #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight hornet #silksong hornet #hk grimmchild #hollow knight grimmchild #grimmchild #this is the first time I’ve ever drawn grimmchild lol #I also probably put way too much effort into this lmao #or did i #i also really wanted to use the explosion gif again

[lethargicluv]

Veranda neighbour Price who smokes his cigars on the veranda of his apartment with a neighbour that shares his veranda behind a partition who is a college student with a plant growing hobby. You always grow too much and when you catch the handsome veteran out for a smoke and a glass of whiskey you offer him some aubergines and heirloom tomatoes. You both make dinner with your vegetables and eat them out on the veranda together. It'll be a veranda neighbour meet-cute.

#captain price #price #john price #price cod #price x reader #price x you #john price x reader #john price x you #veranda neighbour au #veranda neighbour price #neighbour price #he thinks you're the cutest when you get excited about your pepper plants #you blush every time you see smoke curl around the partition cause it means he's home #he buys a little veranda plant too just to get you to water it for him while he's deployed #he thinks your vegetables are better than the ones from the market #munches on tomatoes like apples #the boys come over one day and find price with way too many zucchinis #you had too many and gave half to the big bear you live beside #i meant man not bear #or did i #anyways the boys leave with zucchinis too that night after having zucchini pasta #cod #cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #price headcanons #captain john price

[saragrosie]

Ed and the ineffable 60s gals

See the best and only accurate crowley playlist btw (can confirm i was their plants):

#love how you can tell what kind of gay a person is based on which year in the 60s they draw the ineffable wives in #didnt put them on the ed page on purpose #OR DID I #listen they were around in the blackbeard century it would be very funny if they encountered and did the spiderman point #theyre just actually wearing the same outfits #anygays yeah feel like zira would stick to late 50s early 60s modest/properwear given how they dress in 2023 #granted they are gayer than a tree of monkeys on nitrus oxide so that probably plays into their modern fashion choices #all of crowleys clothes are black btw i just do not want to color them in #song u see the lyrics to is rhiannanon by fleetwood mac should you be needing #ineffable wives #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #if u see crowly pray crying over there no u dont lol #ofmd #ofmd fanart #good omens fanart #my art #edward teach #Spotify #gentlebeard #blackbonnet

[tsukioreo]

Oops he fell 👀

#art #drawing #fanart #silco #arcane silco #I didn't mean to push him that hard #or did I #sorry not sorry

[thematronofravens]

It really seems like the issue here is people using religion as an excuse to be shitty and to oppress others rather than the gods being shitty

#almost like real life 👀 #ope didn’t mean to go there #or did I #critical role #cr spoilers #cr liveblogging

[baggy-holmes]

am i crazy or do i kinda have freckles

#me #selfie #be honest with me #i didn’t always have them #or did i #bless the sun #no makeup

[ventismacchiato]

Kai is feeling a little devious today by dropping little hints.

tbh if it was an angst ending im head over heels for it bc angst is sooo yummy

#btlangst

LMAO I DIDNT THINK U GUYS WUD REACT LIKE THAT ITS NOT THAT DEEP I JUST MEANT THE FIC IS ALMOST OVER 😭☠️

#behind the lens — asks #or did i

[chickycherrycola]

How I feel logging in to tumblr dot com after my nine-hour work day and ninety-minute pole class on April Fools Day:

#i survived the 2024 boop war #or did i #cherry chatters

[confusedismymiddlename]

I first thought it unnecessary the scene in s8 when Arya said to Sansa : "stick them with the pointy end". It was obviously meant to be a call back to Jon and Arya in s1 for the audience but I didn't like it because for Sansa it probably makes not much sense.

The more I think about it, though, the more I actually find it kind of... sweet in a way.

I know it's only in the book that Arya and Jon have that "don't tell Sansa" game between the two of them, it's their thing and brings them closer. But to see Arya says to Sansa what Jon told her, it's like she is letting her in on the secret. Sansa was not part of their "group" so to speak but now she is. They don't have to keep anything from her, she is on their side now !

That's what I want for Arya and Sansa's reunion in the books, not that scene from s8 but the girls realising they are on the same side now and forever. That what makes them different from each other can be an asset, and not just an inconvenience. In short, what Ned told Arya after the girls fought. "You need her, as she needs you." I hope Arya remembers that when she reunites with her sister.

#no i didn't get emotional thinking of sansa and arya reuniting ??? #or did i #asoiaf #game of thrones #arya stark #sansa stark #jon snow #mptxt

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You can turn your false advertisements into real ones by doodling really bad dinosaurs in clown costumes with goofy dragon wings. That way you have the dinos, the carnival, and the dragons! /j

oh shit you're so right:

this blog is 100% authentic now guys no lies here

#one bad dinosaur in a bad clown costume with bad dragon wings served hot off the press #i call this dino clown toothpaste bc the colors i chose were toothpaste colors #i didnt do it on purpose i swear #OR DID I #scribble salad #rambles from the bog

[regulusrules]

Really looking forward to the "FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU I'M SOBBING CRYING HYPERVENTILATING" comments on My heart is readily yours tomorrow on my birthday to feel validated and to be assured that I was doing something right in ruining Arthur and Merlin the way I did✊ (and then putting them back together I'm not bbc lmao)

#using a Mordred gif because iykyk #irony at its finest #no but really I had no right to ruin BBC's arc for his character the way I did #or did i #another birthday another year of saying fuck you bbc ❤️ #merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin bbc #ao3 #merlin x arthur #king arthur #merlin fic #arthur and merlin #bbc merthur #arthur x merlin #my heart is readily yours

[junhoontrash]

Jun’s Weibo update + Renjun’s bubble update (”Went mountain climbing with Jun, it was a little rough today hahaha”)

#seventeen #nct #junhui #renjun #jun x others #huh I'm just now realizing I never made a tag for that #or did I #help I'm lost on my own blog

[7vs8]

i think I accidentally created a fursona

#txt #or did I